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Dondav: We're getting married soon! Go on ahead and ask her!

Hey brov!
Try digging deeper before you get into what you can't handle. . .
Idowu is married to me, though we've separated for a while now, we're still legally married!

berylLOL: lool..na so, I pray you don't end up with one who lands your asss in jail.

In Nigeria, no one is gonna get anyone jailed for domestic problems. The judiciary (be it police or the courtroom) will say, it's a family problem, go call ur folks to settle ur problems!
@poster i second ur motion, but before flexing ur muscles try check the background of the lady o. If na all this village gals wey don farm well well, don fight village wrestling and don eat enough apku and cassava food before coming to the city, after u slap her, u go see urself for ground, they go dey beat u dey cry, so that neighbours go think say na u wan kill her!

lordzeus: Am in d uni. d issue is dat i hav bin planin to travel outside the country witout letin her. I jst had to kip it all by my slf untill nw i had to tell ha wat i was doin.

Hey poster! Did u say, u wanna travel outta Nigeria?
Me thinks u should just focus all ur energy on getting ur plans ready (visa, t.p, where u're gonna stay and what u're gonna be doing abroad), and forget about all these lovy-dovy stuffs u're worrying about. Because, trust me, once u cross the borders of this country and get into doing something worthwhile, u'll forget all about this ur little school love-affair!
Haven't u heard that, most school love ends in school?
Besides, u're trying to step into a new world of opportunities, financially, academically and even in romantic relationships.

Idowuogbo: Ok o! U go soon enter am! Shebi u sabi talk ni! He who laugh last laughs best. Carry go!

Is that a threat?

Idowuogbo: Watch ur tongue!

U no I don't dig indirect shots, b brave son! B brave!

I own my tongue and therefore i have the right to wag it in whatsoever way i choose, dear!

Idowuogbo: Great response!

Not surprised! A mother of an only child will always support her son, even when he isn't right.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ask me one more time. . .[/color]

Say, 'please'.

fados4sure: There was no where i spoke with grammar. If it's in the begining between the first line, i use it to catch the audience and if it's inside the sentence, it may be because i was in a hurry because, i don't cross-check when typing and i also type fast and moreover, we are not in English class.

achi4u: dat ur grammar need little polished

achi4u: @op,soon they'll start making jest of you,your henglish is too popo

ms pookie: MY advice is this; Enroll yourself for GCE or warefa,u need it more than anyone else right now....yr english is terrible

fados4sure: You seem to have problem with English..

Please tell him o! He's got problems with typing up good English, yet he is pointing a finger at someone with an above average command of the English language.
Please bro, first extract the rafter in ur eye before offering to remove the straw in someone else's eye!

fados4sure: You are a big fool, am saying what happened to me life and direct you are here talking rubbish... read my last post...

Awww. . . Now i know what ur problem is!
It's only an insane, low IQ, slowpoke that goes about calling people names for no apparent reason.

Which super-story this poster dey narrate for here?
So, nairaland don turn to where every tom, d.ick and harry they run come talk any poo wey happen for im area?
Very soon posters like this one go open thread just to tell us say e mess this morning.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]

Errm, if you don't like the thread, simply "un-follow" it. No need for the boring irrelevant essays, no need quoting boring irrelevant essays. . . Save yourself the headache!
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Errm, the last time i checked, every member of this forum has the right to air his/her veiws even if it'll take an entire page, and everyone is free to quote post that one finds interesting and relates to one's thoughts.
Or have things changed?

Sijo01: mi missed u too......ofix's boring, too much stress.
hope u r gud?

Awww! Why boring, is ur boss under the weather 2day?
I'm gooder than gulder! Jst that i'm hating having to literally eat books. Quite stressful.

Sijo01: ^wher hv u been

Busy things o. Missed u o. Hw office things!

lovely_shanty: hello hello

Hi, hi! Are u as lovely as Ashanti?

tpia@:
Its enough nah.

Whats the meaning of all these uneccessary awards?

Once a year is tolerable- its quite juvenile to keep damaging the section with these irrelevancies.

All you're going to do is keep pushing the same names and user ids in a very annoying manner.

Why not vote on how to improve the section, or else ask the site admin to give you your own forum exclusivity for popularity contests.


Just the same " oh he must love me" balderdash by silly women.

Omolola1: Na everytime una dey nominate/vote?

Was wondering too. . .
Seems Killz has got a 'thing' for awards.
Very soon we'll have romance section poster of the week nominations and award!!

teeowl: A good relationship is when I am getting as much intimacy with as little commitment on my part as possible!

Idowuogbo: and a good knacker!

They've said it all.
She's got to very free with her coochie!!

Flashaldrin: How your wife

I'm single now. My ex-wife got a divorce!
So, i'm back in the market, searching for a new hearthrob.
Got any suggestions?

Idowuogbo: Moved on b4 u did homie! I sent d divorce papers remember?

Yeah. . . And u are yet to pay me off. U don't want me to seek legal redress, do u?

Idowuogbo: I don't like essays my friend!

In oda words,u dey use style ginger d happenings abi? All ur grammar no fry dodo.

U must be on a very lonnnnng thing if u think say na u i dey try impress with my oyinbo.
I've moved on baby. . . My eye dey elsewhere.

Mynd_44: Blessed are the peace makers: for they shall receive part of the whupping

The peace-makers are also very good peace-breakers!
They possess a fiery tongue too. . .
And they don't get scared when some peeps claim to whupp people's arses.

Idowuogbo: na wa o! u dey do missionary work on Saturday 2?

Nah! Ain't trying to spoil the fun you and some other peeps derive from this war of words.
Just tryna be fair and unbiased. I once told Mynd to chill and i think equity demands i do the same when Flasha is the culprit.
I don't expect 'em to listen though, i'm just adding seasoning to the beef with my 2 cents.

AJJ: Lol! In a lame man English: u mean all this amount to I LOVE YOU.

Yes na. Nobi u want substitute for I LOVE YOU!
Just try using one of those lines, u'll get her all soft and blushing.
NB: This is what makes each line amount to I LOVE YOU; numerous cockroaches are normally found in cupboards performing important functions, if it so happens that only one cockroach is found in a given cupboard, it goes to show that, that cockroach is UNIQUE and UNRIVALED. Same explanation goes for the other lines.
By application, telling her that she's one of those lines to you, simply means she's got a place in ur heart that is unique and unrivaled.

Flashaldrin: Boring. . . Anything with mynd is boring

Stop throwing unsolicited jabs. . .
Learn to let sleeping dogs lie!
Tnk u.

My- O- my! So na this corner una relocate go? I don go that former location tire, the place they always dey under heavy lock n key. I come dey think say maybe u don run outta capital (due to ur numerous debtors and 419 asst. barman) come close the business.
Woww. . . It feels good to be here again. *luks round, walks over to Goldie's table* barman, bring me 4bottles of heineken mk i take start. Also give this chic 1 smirnoff ice.

Roland17: knowing fully well she is in a relationship and she has openly told u so, why not be a gentleman by keeping the distance

Most gals, when asked about their relationship status, do claim to have a bf, even they've got none! It's all part of the game. So, if u wanna be a gentleman using ur concept of gentility, u may end up with no gal to call urs!
@Op, do u want her on ur bed with her legs wide-spread ASAP. . .or u wanna fool around with that elusive feeling called LOVE?
If it's the 1st case that is ur ultimate goal, for a lasgidi chic, buy her a BB (if she doesn't have one) or renew her subscription for the next one year (if she's got one). After that, all u need do is, ask and the kitty will be all urs.

U're the only cockroach in my cupboard.
U're the only tapeworm in my intestine.
U're the only liverfluke in my liver.
U're the only faeces in my rectum.
U're the only 'akamu' in my seminal vesicle.
U're to me, what banana is to a monkey!
Etceta etcetra!

Mynd_44: Cheap yeah but don't expect me to share with you the next time you come begging me for some

Lol. . . U wish
I don't do drugs bro,
and u shouldn't be doing drugs. Take my tip, leave crack for the nutheads!

Mynd_44: Atleast I can afford it.

Only the CHEAP ones.

ijebabe: Oh for fcck sake, shut tha fcck up already

Thinking. . .
Who is she yelling at?

Mynd_44: Is this guy insane?

Is this guy on cheap drugs?