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Cuddlemii:
dyt pix is not on her profile too

yeah, bt i'm nt talkin abt her here, i'm talkin abt U. Even if u ain't comfortable wif uploadin it on ur profile, u cud upload it on diz thread n when we're done feastin our eyez on it, u cn delete it. Whatcha tink?

I prefer him lyk dis:

Ok. I'll kip fantasizin! Bt come 2 tink of it, it ain't fair, i'm not faceless u can c my face coz i've got a pix on my profile. Won't it be fair 2 recipocrate by bringin dwn d veil n lettin us c wat u're lyk?

My day was kul dearie. Nah, i'm nt in Lasgidi. N datz 1 of d tin datz puzzlin me abt u, u're ve so far not bn inquisitive abt mii.My day was kul dearie. Nah, i'm nt in Lasgidi. N datz 1 of d tin datz puzzlin me abt u, u're ve so far not bn inquisitive abt mii.

@Cuddy, na God oh, him jst dey elevate me dey upgrade. Baba God tnk u for helping me find my missing rib.

Missed u more switty! *hugs her tightly n tenderly kisses d nape of her neck*

Watz wif d post n delete game? Suspectin sumtin fishy abt d two of u. If u've got sumtin 4 each other come clean wif it.

Best lunch ever dearie, nw wat are we gonna take 4 lunch? @Cuddy, y bringin anoda man's headache 2 my house, unnecesary agitatin my delicate hearthrob?

~~ I jst saw it. It's quite pathetic. I've bn wonderin hw u've bn able 2 cope wif d pressure dat comes wif datin a foriegner, a Nigerian at dat. However, since u've bn able 2 shake off d criticisms n sarcastic remarks in d past, u can stil do it nw n continue 2 do it. Wat u need 2 do is, sit down n tink abt wat attracted u 2 him in d 1st place, tink abt hw much u luv him n d happiness n joy u've xperience in d relationship. Also reflect on d fact dat, if u leave him nw, it'll be difficult 2 love sum1 else as much as u luv him. Tinkin abt all of diz will help strengthen ur resolve 2 luv him no matter wat people may say or do. It's ur lyf, u knw watz best 4 u, so live ur lyf. As 4 d financial issues, there are always ups n downs in one's financial lyf. With time, diz difficult moment will fade away. So, lyk he said, pls give him dat 1month or more.

~~ at d expense of those who luv u??

Bashes in, *Laughin, smirkin n winkin* i will really wanna knw who dat 'him' is!

Dyt:
Sundays r gd wit your partner yh
now where s James

*rushes in frm church* sowi dearie, i'm here nw! Sowi i stayed longer in church dan usual. I was discussin wif my pastor abt our upcomin weddin, n d man of God (who doesn't have summary in his dictionary) spent 3hrs in lecturing me abt d intricacies of weddings! @Cuddy dearie, sowi abt dat, we thought u wudn't mind, dat u'll jst luk away. @bhusexy, welcome 2 our humble home, please meet DYT my hearthrob. Dyt dearie, meet bhusayor my switheart.

Hey, Y'll, Ms. Potato is no longer romantic, h0rny, s.exy or hot. She's nw a born again!! So, please withdraw ur votes n give 2 DYT. Tnx.

~~Yeah dearie, i lyk it so much dat, i don't want u 2 tk it off! I'm nt gonna do my usual 'thingy', diz mornin i jst wanna stare @ d luvly panties n bra, n see hw it accentuate ur beauty n s.exiness.

~~in d church context, it means, when sum1 who was once vry active in church activities n who was vry spiritual, gradually becomes inactive n less spiritual!

BABE!:
A Prophet Hath no Honor in His Own Country.

GBAM!!!

Yeah, my Dyt is gettin close! She jst need 6 more votes to overtake Ms. Potato. Hey people, letz do diz, give Dyt ur votes n u'll get a chance 2 eat R.S.V.P (Rice n Stew Very Plenty) @ our weddin ceremony.~~LMAO!

Yeah, u're welcome. I've got 2 hit d sacks. Got a rise early 2morrow n u knw wat they say, 'early 2 bed, early 2 rise'. So gudnite n swit drimz *blows her a kiss n rushes 2 his waitin n invitin bed*

upendo 98:
@ die

so Upendo is dead to NL? *sad* singin a dirge: 'where have u gone nw, is it where eagles fly, where eagles fly? When shall we see ur face again, is it d end of time, d end of time?'

Ms. Potato:
Awwwwww. . . . . .

watz wif d 'awwww, '? I'm missin u, can't wait 4 u 2 backslid frm ur 'born again ministry'.

Alrite Tasha dearie. Bt, pls don't lose interest in studyin law, it's a 9ice course n its gonna fit u wel. BARRISTER NATASHA (SAN). Lol. Nw, hw abt d Uni, wat Uni do u wanna skul in? *hope i'm nt pesterin u wif question, if i am, i'm sowi, is jst dat i'm naturally inquisitive*

*staggers in, afta a vry hectic day* Dyt dearie, missed u, hw was ur day? Mine was vry hectic, bt tank God it's over n done wif. Guess wat i got u. Yeah, a few pairs of pink-coloured panties n bras *LOL* N d surprise!! A DIAMOND NECKLACE!! Can't wait 2 see hw it luks around ur luvly neck. @Cuddy, i also got u sumtin, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S 18TH VOLUME OF POEMS. I'm show it wil aid ur creativity. Lmao!

Yeah, sure i did. She is sleepin, tryin 2 regain d sleep she lost last nite. Coz i didn't let her sleep much last nite *winks*

1st it was Upendo dat decided 2 give NL a break (4 sum funny reasons) N nw it's Ms. Potato resignin frm s.exuality section! Why wud u guyz have 2 go n leave my world so cold? *winks* I'm missing Upendo's true lyf stories n mature tinking. Those threadz ve made have a broader view of lyf in general n rack up sum xperience on hw 2 deal wif certain situations, if ever i experience sumtin similar. N Ms. Potato, s.exuality section without u is lyk bread without butter, tea without sugar, white rice without stew! *Lolz* I've missed your open, no-holdback, yet matured way of talkin abt intimate lyf. Please, y'll help mii beg dem 2 come back, b4 sum1 (me) wil jump into d well, coz he is missin dem badly. *lmao*    hout butter, tea without sugar, white rice without stew! *Lolz* I've missed your open, no-holdback, yet matured way of talkin abt intimate lyf. Please, y'll help mii beg dem 2 come back, b4 sum1 (me) wil jump into d well, coz he is missin dem badly. *lmao*

~~It was splendid, coz i spent it in d loving arms of Dyt my hearthrob!

~~Mornin Cuddy, hw was ur nite, hope u dreamt of Sexkillz? LoLZ! Don't worri abt d 'rams', Dyt dearie said, she ain't bothered by d amounts of flingz i get involved in, so long as my luv/lust 4 her is stil strong. *Dyt dearie, hw are u gonna spend ur day? Me, no lectures 2day, so i'm gonna go shopin n guess wat, i'm gonna get u a surprise present!*

Morning Dyt switty, hw was ur nite? Cuddlemii dearie u've missed alot, u came late last nite. Jeeezz!! Talkin abt last nite, i was so carry away by d effect of ur (Dyt's) warm handz n dat red wine we were sippin, dat i slept off on d couch, instead of d bed. LoL.

@Cuddlemii dear, wud u pls join us (DYT N ME) 4 dinner? We've prepared a steaming pot of 'idikayikor'. Pls honor our invitation my visiting my crib (Dyt n James, luv/lust). Tnx.

My day was kul, a lil' stressful, bt on d whole it was gud. N hw was urs? *yeah switheart, i had plans 2 go clubbin, bt nw dat i'm in ur arms, ain't going anywhere any longer, coz i'm in d best place in d world, i cud be- ur arms* caresses her slim, soft hand! By d way switty, don't u tink we shld invite a friend 4 dinner? I'll suggest Cuddlemii. *winks*

@DO_WHILE, pls letz not quarel/fight over this! We might have different opinions, bt ain't a reason to let diz generate into a heated dispute, after all, we're here, on NL, to make friendz. So, please calm down! @HAMBRUZZY, all i can say is, jst apply n try ur luck, u might be fortunate. However, i'll strongly advise u to have a plan B, in case it doesn't work out. @PKV, does were hard words u used there. U knw, sumtimes tinz lyk this arises bcoz, evry1 believes he is rite, based on wat he knws. However, we shld handle it maturedly as learned men. @BUKYFRANKY, tnx 4 d compliment n prayer. We're jst tryin 2 help out n reciprocate wat was done 2 us, when we were also new 2 d system. yin 2 help out n reciprocate wat was done 2 us, when we were also new 2 d system.