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upendo 98:
SCENE 2

CAST; DYT and SEXKILLZ

Audience; Upendo. and anybody else.

James I need suyas and more coke

sowi @Upendo, i've decided to be mean n stingly, since Sexkillz refused 2 get mii a can of star, n to add salt 2 injury, snatched my hearthrob (Dyt) frm me. Infact, i'm nw filled wif murderous rage!

~~ U're nt searching!! Datz kul, it's alwayz swit 2 fall SUDDENLY in love, when d right guy comes around, n i'm sure sooner or later Mr. RightGuy wil come around 2 mend ur broken heart. As 4 living in Nigeria, Nigeria is kul n a 9ice place 2 live, IF AND ONLY IF, U HAVE THE CASH 2 SPEND!

@Natasha, afta diz, if i'm stil wrong, i'm gonna give up. I'll go 4 Bayelsa. Yeah, i admit i've not seen u or ur pics. It's jst dat i kinda have diz blive dat only d most rugged n determined of ladies can stand d drilling n i don't tink u fall into dat category of ladies. I don't knw y i have dat blive, maybe it coz of my military dayz. U knw in d military school there are no females, so back den we use 2 tink it's becoz d ladies can't go tru d drilling. However, nw we knw better!@Natasha, afta diz, if i'm stil wrong, i'm gonna give up. I'll go 4 Bayelsa. Yeah, i admit i've not seen u or ur pics. It's jst dat i kinda have diz blive dat only d most rugged n determined of ladies can stand d drilling n i don't tink u fall into dat category of ladies. I don't knw y i have dat blive, maybe it coz of my military dayz. U knw in d military school there are no females, so back den we use 2 tink it's becoz d ladies can't go tru d drilling. However, nw we knw better!.@Natasha, afta diz, if i'm stil wrong, i'm gonna give up. I'll go 4 Bayelsa. Yeah, i admit i've not seen u or ur pics. It's jst dat i kinda have diz blive dat only d most rugged n determined of ladies can stand d drilling n i don't tink u fall into dat category of ladies. I don't knw y i have dat blive, maybe it coz of my military dayz. U knw in d military school there are no females, so back den we use 2 tink it's becoz d ladies can't go tru d drilling. However, nw we knw better!@Natasha, afta diz, if i'm stil wrong, i'm gonna give up. I'll go 4 Bayelsa. Yeah, i admit i've not seen u or ur pics. It's jst dat i kinda have diz blive dat only d most rugged n determined of ladies can stand d drilling n i don't tink u fall into dat category of ladies. I don't knw y i have dat blive, maybe it coz of my military dayz. U knw in d military school there are no females, so back den we use 2 tink it's becoz d ladies can't go tru d drilling. However, nw we knw better!.

Cheers!! I jst learnt dat Hernandez won't be playing d Copa America. Infact, Geovani Dos Santos wil be d only Mexican player dat played in d Gold cup, dat wil also play in d Copa America. His club, Totemham, are willing 2 let him participate. However, all d other players dat took part in d Gold cup, have been left out of d Copa America. The Mexican contiguent to Argentina 4 d Copa America, is made up wif mainly U-21, wif jst 5 players above 22yrs. Cheers!! I jst learnt dat Hernandez won't be playing d Copa America. Infact, Geovani Dos Santos wil be d only Mexican player dat played in d Gold cup, dat wil also play in d Copa America. His club, Totemham, are willing 2 let him participate. However, all d other players dat took part in d Gold cup, have been left out of d Copa America. The Mexican contiguent to Argentina 4 d Copa America, is made up wif mainly U-21, wif jst 5 players above 22yrs.

@Sexkillz has graduated frm a gatecrasher 2 an active participant in d show! While i'm stil jst an observer. It ain't fair oh! @Sexkillz u don't like me, abi? U passed evry1 a drink, bt didn't bother 2 get me my favourite, a can of Star. @Dyt u jst broke my heart, *sobs*, i was fallin in love wif u, until u suddenly declared u love 4 Sexkillz~~ Nw i'm plannin murder! LOL.

*pats d sobbing Dyt on d back, tellin her 'don't worri, guyz like stil loff u d way u are, fagin or no virgin! Ok?* @Upendo, i tot u said it's called Kebabs? Suya in Naija ain't so big, jst abt 5-8 pieces of meat on each stick. Those 'Abokis' cud be mean sumtimes, u knw!

U don't always say d TRUTH. There is a time 4 evrytin! A time 2 say d TRUTH n a time 2 be silent. In diz scenario of urs, it's a time 2 kip quiet n play ur game rite. Making sure dat d new gal doesn't take ur relationship serious, if it's gettin hot, pour cold water on d relationship.

~~Chelsea 4life huh? I can see y u care less, whether he burns out or not.

Mrs.Chima:
It was not raw nor hard.  It was straight to the point and with decorum.

Hmmmm, u're stil d, 'say it as she sees it' without sugar-coatin, self!! Well, i'll kip tryin, wif time i blive u'll mellow down a lil'. LoL.

Mrs.Chima:
It was not raw nor hard.  It was straight to the point and with decorum.

Hmmmm, u're stil d, 'say it as she sees it' without sugar-coatin, self!! Well, i'll kip tryin, wif time i blive u'll mellow down a lil'. LoL.

@Ms. Potato diz ur Naija b.f don naturalise u finish. U're nw a Nigerian in white/yellow skin. ~~LOL.

upendo 98:
I wonder if the 2 audience members went for extra suya.
Lol they must have suffered thru tht long story.
punishment 4 gatecrushing anyway!

It was so boring dat i slept off!! Bt nw dat it's gettin interestin n cozy again, i tink i need more rolls of kebabs/suya n a few bottles of star to kick start d jolly ride. *returns 2 d show wif 10rolls of suya n 5 bottles of star. Tends 2 be greedy diz tym, relunctantly gives Sexkillz 2rolls of suya, kips d rest 4 himself, immediately he starts munchin on d 1st roll while waitin 4 d show 2 progress*

Natasha,,:
okay thanks a million I will, I've checked like more than 50 times I'm just trying not to loose hope and I'll give credit to friends and family cos they have been encouraging me, sometimes I just feel I should have listened to my dad when he wanted to buy the NDA Form for me but my dream is not in the military I would have accepted though just that there were no options for what I wanted to study. And nope you guessed wrong, but you were close try again dearie   

Hmmmm!! Jst keep tryin, don't give up or lose hope jst yet.~~ Limme c, if it ain't PH den i'll go 4 Warri Delta State. Abt d NDA stuff, i don't tink u cud go tru d rigour of military training for 3-4yrs. Ain't sayin u're weak or soft, bt u jst don't look d type dat cud be stretched to dat extra limit dat d military does. I'm an ex-boy, i went 2 a Military College, so i knw wat i'm talkin abt. By d way, is your dad a military or ex military man? Coz i tink only those who are affiliated 2 d Nigerian Army will be interested in sendin their DAUGHTER (a son is understandable) to NDA.

~~ Hmmm Mrs. Chima dat was too raw n hard. Datz ur own inference, it might not be, wat d people makin such remark, actually mean/imply.

I go take d dude, afta i don flatten am wif punches, i go go get my matchet!! If e neva run, Only God go save him n my b.itch-wife.~~ typical Naija, esp. Igbo man, reaction!

Dyt:
Must James always double write?

upendo 98:
I hv always asked myself tht too!

Don't mind 'naughty' me! I do dat sumtimes jst 2 seek attention~~*winks*~~ u knw, sum people get irritated by d double posting, i kinda get their attention!

NL couples huh? Wel most will run as fast as their heels can tk dem, to diz forum to complain n seek advice. Creating threads lyk ~~my lover jst slapped me, wat should i do? I caught him/cheatin on FB, Should quit d relationship? My lover stil communicates wif his ex. Should i continue d relationship? She farts alot, can i marry her?~~ SMH! Vry typical of Nlanders.  NL couples huh? Wel most will run as fast as their heels can tk dem, to diz thread to complain n seek advice. Creating threads lyk ~~my lover jst slapped me, wat should i do? I caught him/cheatin on FB, Should quit d relationship? My lover stil communicates wif his ex. Should i continue d relationship? She farts alot, can i marry her?~~ SMH! Vry typical of Nlanders.

~~*re-opens d door, diz time lookin 4 one person, sees d person, lock eyez wif her (DYT), winks @her n quietly tks his leave* Lmao!

Mrs.Chima:
They are just being funny. Trust me.

Seconded!! N probably, it's dere way of complimenting u guyz. So, jst take it in gud faith as a compliment.

Hmmmm, I see. Well whatever, Aguero isn't coming 2 United, he isn't on Fergie's wish list. As 4 poachers, i tink only need 1 n they've gotten it in d person of Hernandez. Rmemba, Rooney is there n is guaranteed a starting role in evry match as 4 as he is fit. So we're talkin abt sum1 dat wil partner him n we've got Hernandez, Berbatov, Owen, Welbeck n Macheda n u can only 1 of dem at a time,

upendo 98:
define suya
sounds like some Hindu God!
Are u having 'gods' 4 snacks? damn your doomed!

~~I always 4get u don't ve d Nigerian connection. Shine shine bobo is STAR a beer. Suya is fried, oops nah, it's smoked meat season wif onion n sum nutritious concotion, suspended on long slender sticks. This is a specialty of d Hausas of d North of Nigeria. It's really a mouth- watering, delicious  tin 2 eat. @Upendo u're missing alot oh. LoL.

~~9ice biography dere. Tnx. Egusi is melon seeds. Egusi soup is made frm melon seeds. The melon seeds are dried n d chaff that make up d outter coat is removed, leavin d white, dried melon seeds which are sold in commercial quantity. The soup is made frm d grinded melon seeds. Egusi soup is to a Nigerian, wat burger is to an American or noodles to a Chinese. For more info on hw d soup is made, check out diz thread on food section: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2885.0 html