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*passes 2 rolls of 'suya' 2 Sexkillz, pops 1 bottle of 'shine shine bobo' open, tks a sip, sits down vry comfortably, crosses 1 leg over d other n waits 4 character 3 (Cuddlemii) to show up*

Lol @ 'bring Aguero'. United don't need Aguero, his style of play won't fit in wif United's. Besides, Aguero has said dat he prefer 2 remain in Spain than coming 2 England ~~which is a gud decision becoz he might not settle down in England~~ Wat United need is a creative midfielder, n datz y if d Nasri bid is successful, it'll be Fergie's last major signing. Besides, Berbatov, United have other strikers dat could take d place of Hernandez. Welbeck who is back frm a successful loan @Sunderland, Macheda who is also back frm loan n fit-again Micheal Owen are all possible options.

satani22:
However not everybody should be treated with levity. Some have genuine intentions.

@Upendo, i tink, ur being secretive isn't outta turn, considerin d fact dat, people can misuse info gotten frm an 'open' non secretive person. However, lyk Satani said above, u shld be lenient wif people lyk us who have a pure motive n who are solely interested in gettin 2 knw u better. So, whenever u're ready n comfortable 2 open-up, pls limme be among d 1st persons 2 get 2 knw those thingz u deem as private 4 nw. Woww! UPENDO=LOVE, datz kul, n it's a fitting username 4 u, coz u've got a loving personality,

Subscriber num. 2. *sits down wif 2 bottles of 'shine shine bobo' n 5 rolls of 'suya'* FYI i'm bought a ticket 2 diz show frm Satani~~ oops, sowi, ADAM. LoL.

bammy2050:
Gud day guyz!I will like to know if Abu do admit 2nd choice candidates.I scored 276 in my jamb exam and also choose Unilorin as my first choice.Pls urgent reply will b appreciated.

Sowi bro, ABU doesn't accept 2nd choice candidate, the institution has so many people applyin 2 'her' as 1st choice, so 'she' ain't bothered abt does who apply as 2nd choice candidate. So jst concentrate on Unilorin. ~~ come 2 tink of it, u're quite funny oh. Wat were tinkin when u wasted ur 2nd choice option by puttin ABU? Do u tink ABU is sum kinda small or private Uni? ABU is a FEDERAL UNIVERSITY, n i don't tink any Federal Uni stil accepts 2nd choice candidate.

bammy2050:
Gud day guyz!I will like to know if Abu do admit 2nd choice candidates.I scored 276 in my jamb exam and also choose Unilorin as my first choice.Pls urgent reply will b appreciated.

Sowi bro, ABU doesn't accept 2nd choice candidate, the institution has so many people applyin 2 'her' as 1st choice, so 'she' ain't bothered abt does who apply as 2nd choice candidate. So jst concentrate on Unilorin. ~~ come 2 tink of it, u're quite funny oh. Wat were tinkin when u wasted ur 2nd choice option by puttin ABU? Do u tink ABU is sum kinda small or private Uni? ABU is a FEDERAL UNIVERSITY, n i don't tink any Federal Uni stil accepts 2nd choice candidate.

upendo 98:
I cleaned up my inbox,spam,outbox and all the other boxes.

Really? Shi.t, maybe u've inadvently cleared out my mail 2. Well, dat aside, @Upendo i'm kinda entralled n curious abt ur name. I guess it's native, if so i'll lyk 2 knw wat it means n if u have an English name.

upendo 98:
I cleaned up my inbox,spam,outbox and all the other boxes.

Really? Shi.t, maybe u've inadvently cleared out my mail 2. Well, dat aside, @Upendo i'm kinda entralled n curious abt ur name. I guess it's native, if so i'll lyk 2 knw wat it means n if u have an English name.

~~Yeah, i got dat. I'm begining 2 see hw ur mind works.

~~Woww!! Datz bad. Hardluck dearie!! U knw wat, i tink JAMB are releasing those withheld results in badges, coz sum people whose results were showin 'no result yet', later get 2 see their result. So, just kip checkin, hopefully it wil be released SOON. Nw, abt where u reside, u said i should guess~ limme see, a city in d Niger Delta huh? I'll go 4 PH, yes u shld be in PH. Hope i guessed rite?

I've jst looked back at Javier Hernandez's playing activities frm d past 1yr to date, n it is obvious dat when he comes back 2 Old Traford, he needs to be rested 4 atleast 1month. Becoz of diz, Berbatov must stay @United n shldn't be sold, coz durin Hernandez restin period, he (Berbatov) will partner Rooney in d attack. Hernandez's past 1yr have been jam-packed wif alot of action wif lil' or no rest. He played d world cup in June 2010 wif Mexico, barely 1mönth afta d world cup, he went on a pre-season tour wif United, then went ahead 2 play a full season (His 1st season in a vry demanding n physical league) in d EPL, near d end of d season he was playin evry week, sumtimes twice a week. Nw, when his counterpart are takin a well deserved rest, he played d Gold Cup, which Mexico won n he was d highest goal-scorer wif 7goals, as if dat is not enough, he is presently playin d Copa America, which will end in late July n d new season is startin August 8. U can see dat d dude NEED 2 BE RESTED!!co, barely 1mönth afta d world cup, he went on a pre-season tour wif United, then went ahead 2 play a full season (His 1st season in a vry demanding n physical league) in d EPL, near d end of d season he was playin evry week, sumtimes twice a week. Nw, when his counterpart are takin a well deserved rest, he played d Gold Cup, which Mexico won n he was d highest goal-scorer wif 7goals, as if dat is not enough, he is presently playin d Copa America, which will end in late July n d new season is startin August 8. U can see dat d dude NEED 2 BE RESTED!!

Mrs.Chima:
The last guy that said that ended up on Shutter's Island. If you know the movie you know what I am talking about.

Yeah, i understand wat u mean. However, i'm not n will not get as psychologically paranoid as Teddy Daniels/Andrew Laeddis. I don't tink u can play dat mind game wif me~~LOL. U knw wat, i'm totally enthralled wif ur personality, bt honestly it will be much more appealing if u're a lil' SOFTER. N datz wat i've set off 2 do, to mk d iron-lady called Mrs. Chima, nt soft, bt a lil' softer, so dat she can become a BRONZE-LADY~~ More refined, lustrous, more endearin n less hard. LOL. E-LADY~~ More refined, lustrous, more endearin n less hard. LOL.

~~Yeah i'm in Nigeria. I reside in Benin n skul in Kaduna State (ABU). Nw it's ur turn, tell me wat u cn tel me abt urself without infringin on ur privacy.

HABRUZZY:
pls HOUSE am really feeling you pls can u enlighten me more about ABU DIRECT ENTRY FOR BUS ADMIN

@Habruzzy, u can be admitted tru direct entry into ABU, by diploma, NCE n IJMB. NB: ABU gives more priority 2 its diploma only. Ur diploma result shld be atleast frm MERIT upwards.

Mrs.Chima:
I only wear thongs when I am trying to be sexy for my baby. Thongs ain't for women with arse that for sure so I prefers boy cut shorts which is sexier to me.

Do not get me wrong I do not go out fighting people in real life but I am very outspoken and will tell you exactly how it is which why I am almost escorted out of people homes because I may say something that will rub somebody off the wrong way not intentionally but hell if it quack like a duck then it is a duck in my opinion.

I may be harsh at times but when people do not want to hear the truth then it angers them that somebody is not sugar coating the truth if you get my gist. I have came a looooooong way though because I would just say the first thing in my mind but now I am letting it marinate for a minute before opening my mouth or typing.

I was raised in a house of HONEST ABES. We believe in keeping it 100% and taking the brunt as well.

Mrs. Chima, i'm stil vry much in that business of makin u SOFTER. I don't want u 2 4get dat. Ok? *winks*.

Natasha,,:
okay dearie, well me I enjoyed it lolz I was laughing the whole time and I know he must have been very very angry, and yep I'm in Nigeria WAU?

~~Okay! Datz kul. I'll lyk 2 ask u sum more questions, bt i don't knw if u'll lyk 2 ansa 'em in a public forum lyk diz.

@Ms. Potato, tnx 4 d suggestion. Bt, i don't wanna draw undue attention 2 myself~~if u knw wat i mean. I've takin done d pics, coz i tink they've served their purpose. @Upendo, yeah i'm serious, or don't u tink we have one or two tinz in common?

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Nw, abt dat pics stuff we were talkin abt on Mrs. Chima's thread ~~here are sum.

Ms. Potato:
Na waa for this two people above me sef.

Abeg oh! Don't insinuate anything o!! We're jst tryin 2 get 2 knw each other. We seem 2 have 1 of two tinz in common.

Ms. Potato:
Na waa for this two people above me sef.

Abeg oh! Don't insinuate anything o!! We're jst tryin 2 get 2 knw each other. We seem 2 have 1 of two tinz in common.

~~Okay. Bt, i've got more dan 1 pix 2 upload n i'm nt comfortable wif frequently changing my profile pix. So, maybe i should upload on ur thread 'Upendo i will like 2 meet u', n take it down when d pix have served their purpose, since u've done sumtin similar by uploadin ur pix on the thread.

~~Jeezz! U're pushing me 2 d wall bro, y re u so keen on stirring up contention? BS: Maturity is a thing of d mind!

@Ms. Potato, yeah, i've got pics nt jst a pic, without my shades n i could upload dem on diz thread ~~bt won't dat be exactly wat Mrs. Chima is rantin against on diz thread abt people tryin 2 get noticed by uploadin their pics on threads? ~~ Besides, i don't tink my face was obscured in dat pics, d shades were meant not 2 conceal my face, bt 2 complement d black n red combinations.

emolala:
Thanks james pls we would appriciate some specefics e g is d exam objectives or essay ? type of maths qestion elementary or advance

U're welcome. The post UME questions are objectives, they will provide u wif an answer sheet jst lyk JAMB's. It consist 25 questions on each subject, the subject combination is ur JAMB's subject combination. The post UME is over 100, so anytin above 60 is a gud score. The mathematics questions isn't advance, it's d normal O Level maths u did in ur JAMB, a combination of general maths n further maths.

abuable:
please he out here, i need to know the cut off mark for abu and the date of putme please help me.

officially, d cut-off point is 180 n above. There has been no official date 4 d post UME yet. As soon as d date is announced u wil all get 2 knw. However, frm all indications, d post UME could be in late July or August,

~~Okay!

Natasha,,:
lolz I even have fans    hehehe that's nice to know and about that, awwww I just gave him my last punch I won't any more I would do as you say, thanks    Gosh I can't believe he posted here too and once again he has insulted  anyway ignore him too just like you told me   

yeah, i'm too matured 2 engage in a foul-mouthed rant wif any1. Anyway, i was wondering if u reside in Nigeria n if u do, wat part?

@Upendo, seriously i sent u a mail, maybe u shuld check ur SPASM. If there is notin then i'll resend it.