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*waiting patiently 4 DYT my hearthrob to finish thinkin n come up wif a comprehensive list of wat she likes abt me* smiles!

Tnks Yinks switty. Lol @ 'JAMES-DLADIES' MAN'. U knw wat, u're yet 2 tell me if u also got a tin 4 me!

sexkillz:
*Coughs*

*passes him a bottle of 'shine shine bobo', so that he doesn't choke*

iyatrustee:
see my sis dey form correct babe abeg na complete agaracha we be jare

@DYT, Iya wants 2 burst ur bubbles, bt even if u're frm d bundus (new word frm Upendo's dictionary) i'll stil luv U!. Nw Dyt dearie, if diz feeling i'm feeling is mutual, it's ur turn 2 tell me wat u lyk abt mii.~~

Gud 2 hear dat, they're ur EX n i'm ur NEXT. Nw abt d luv/lust, there are so many thingz i lyk abt u: ur being sincere, ur excellent sense of humour, ur matured n knowledgeable mind n ur apparent impeccable decorum in diz forum. This are jst few of qualities u possess dat attracts me2u.

@Ms. Potato, don't mind Kool. He is jst pullin ur legz! Upendo had diz stunt wif Satani, which started as a joke, bt gradually developed into sumtin else. So, she became scared n wants 2 bail out. @UPENDO i'm sure u're readin diz, log in n explain 2 one of ur BESTEST FRIEND (Ms. Potato) why u wanna leave!

Lord_Reed:
@Dyt
Hey lady! Sure sure! I haven't pinched a bottom in a long while

@DYT, ehen, so Reed used to pinch ur bottom, eh? *frowns* Hope he is nw ur EX?~~LOL @kool, who d heck is diz ur bros u kip refering to? Tel am make him hold him side oh. Person wey lyk Dyt pass am don snatch her frm am!!

~~283 is a high score, all u need 2 do now is read 4 d post UTME n try 2 replicate dat high score. If u can score atleast 60 n above in d PUTME, i'll say u stand a vry gud chance n by d grace of God u'll be admitted. Another tin is dat, even if u're not given MBBS, bcoz of d stiff competition, u cud be diverted 2 other courses lyk pharmacy, biological science, human anatomy e.t.c, bcoz of ur high score.

~~ Those are hard words @Reed. I opened diz thread, not becoz i don't have thingz to do, bt bcoz i wanted 2 have fun n cool down d stress. It also affords me d opportunity 2 get 2 knw fellow Nlanders.

Who the heck is diz High Chief of a dude, datz flirting wif my babe-2-be? ~~LMAO

Dyt:
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James
Well u dont wanna know ow long dis madam s bn witout a job o
bt i still dey sha
we dey push am small small

Hmmmm, datz touchin n pathetic! However, whatever happens, never give up, jst kip tryin. Lyk they say, 'God's time is d best'. Dat time 4 u, will come soon n i pray it comes sooner rather than later. D last part of ur reply, u were askin me a question, i don't get wat u're tryin 2 ask me, pls can u make it clearer?

@Lord Reed, y e dey pain u? U bi Dyt father ne?

HABRUZZY:
@ james when u say diploma is it OND OR THEIR OWN DIPLOMA

@Hambruzzy, OND in a Polythenic n DIPLOMA in a Uni/ABU are equivalent. Is jst dat OND is more accepted in d labour market. Nw as 4 d DE admission, i went 2 business admin department in Kongo jst 2 make sure of wat i posted earlier. I can AUTHORITATIVELY tel u diz, ABU DOESN'T ACCEPT ANY DIPLOMA/OND EXCEPT ITS OWN. It is even stated in d Jamb brochure dat, 'ABU accepts OWN diploma'. However, if u apply wif ur OND frm anoda skul to ABU, if u're lucky, u'll be admitted into Diploma 2 instead of 200level. So, u'll spend 1yr in diploma 2 n den be eligible 2 apply 4 DE into ABU.ma 2 n den be eligible 2 apply 4 DE into ABU.

yinkalink:
Uh oh, u v a tin for 190!
Didnt know u were bi-intimate,nywaiz its all good.

Yinks dearie, u've misunderstood me. I don't have a 'tin' 4 190 or any other male Nlander. I'm nt bis.exual, i've never been n will never be!! I'm homophobic. Wat i meant was, 190 is known in d romance section n NL as a whole, as d certified ladies' man. He's currently holding d record! So, when u encouraged me 2 set a new record, i've got 2 break 190's b4 i can set mine. Hope u got me nw?

Dyt:
Its allowed James
as a mata of fact sef
i dont care ow many u v flings wit
so long your lust 4 me s strong as eva
well 2day s gon b jst lyk everyoda day
hm i guess
wldnt mind seein a movie tho bt its fri n dont v additional moni,unlyk wkdays wen i get 2 use my old sch ID
laughs

Ok sugar! Come 2 tink of it, it's weekend! We cud go clubbing 2nite, u knw, it's a FRIDAY NITE, whatcha tink? *on a more serious note, hw are u fightin d discouragement dat surrounds ur situation? I mean, afta sufferin in skul, passin tru all d skul lyf distress, one hopes 2 come out n reap d fruit of one's labour, only 2 fall prey 2 Naija's unemployment problems. It's quite fustrating! Hw do u cope?*

~~Really? I didn't knw i was movin wif a 'certain rate'. Can u calculate d 'rate' 4 me pls. LoL. Tnx 4 the encouragement 2 kip goin, i will n probably break d record of @190. *winks*. N did I at anytime tell u dat there is sumtin abt u, that is pullin me klose 2 U? If i haven't, then i'm tellin u nw, I'VE GOT A THING FOR YOU. *Ooops, sowi Dyt darling, didn't mean 2 spill it out, bt she was vry temptin, i cudn't resist d urge*. LMAO!

Law huh? Datz kul, it's a 9ice course, n u mustn't practise u knw. U cud become a law maker, legislator, arbitrator, special adviser on legal matters 2 sum1 prominient, a lecturer ~~there are so many other things u cud do afta studyin law, beside practising.

Dyt:
Yawns n stretches
mornin my lust
did u c me chasin u in d drms?

Mornin dearie, yeah, however it wasn't in my drimz, bcoz i cudn't sleep, i was tinkin n fantasizin (COKEsizin) abt U. N u, hope u slept fine? Hw is ur day gonna shape out?

yinkalink:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dear Yinka, watz wif d 'hmmmm'?

Alrite switty, gudnite, sleep tite n drim of me. Will u?

Goldieluks:
Kids.

@Goldie dearie, go n listen to 'YOUNG LOVE' by Chris Brown. U'll understand hw strong diz luv can be!

'Dyt moi oo, obi moi oo, nne moi oo, awaranchama! ~~Omoge mi, èwo ni mo fefe, Omo to shó, omo to 9ice, omo to klin, yawo mi, gbam! ~~ wahali ta li, kai ce nike so, in ba ke ce, sai rigiya, wayoyo ooo ~~OMO U DON MAKE ME FALL IN LUV/LUST. Na u dey make me sing/speak in different languages. I'm possessed by d spirit of luv/lust 4 DYT. HEHEHEHE!

Dyt:
Walks in majesticaly n sexilly
clears throat
erm erm erm . . . .

*sat up bolt-upright at d sight of her majestic n perfectly proportioned body, n stares unblinkingly at d swayin of her rounded hips! All most pee in his pants, at d sound of her vry vry romantic voice, as she clears her throat* HEHEHEHE I don dey kolo 4 Dyt oooo!

bhusayor:
It has got to be LUST!

Yeah! Coz i've got a tin 4 Bhusexy! *dearie my heart aches n longs 4 U, bt at d same time, a part of my heart craves 4 Dyt* i'm confused! Sexkillz, my homie, whatcha tink i should do?

~~@Upendo, it stil bores down 2 U. Call his bluff! Continue ur fun online n act lyk notin ever happened.

DO_WHILE:
You know how competitive Engineering dept is? well, my very good friend is in Engineering Dept and the other one should be close to that too cos i met him through my close friend. Make no mistake about that; i no reason to lie here cos am applying too through DE.

Habruzzly, keep your head up

@DO_WHILE, i don't mean 2 burst ur bubbles, or imply dat u're lying, but 2 d best of my knowledge, ABU don't offer direct entry admission tru DIPLOMA into any science course. They only offer DE admission tru diploma into ADMINISTRATION (i.e public admin, biz admin, law n acct.) n sum EDUCATIONAL COURSES. The only DE admission into sciences is tru IJMB. So, maybe u should verify further frm ur friend. NB: I'm an ABU student, i'm in d system, so i knw wat i'm talkin abt.

@Dyt dearie, yeah, diz is thread 4 u n moi! Ever since i set my eyez on u/ur posts, i've been having sleepless nights n absent-minded days, all because, i'm tinkin abt yo! I've bn around d world, (*'bad belles', no doubt me, na tru talk. LoL*), bn 2 so many places, seen so many faces, bt non compared 2 U, (*despite say i neva see her face. HeHEHEHE!*) U're 1 in a million! So, in a nutshell, @DYT, is diz feeling, i'm feeling luv or lust, n is it mutual??

@Upendo, i must say diz s.hit is begining 2 piss me off. WTF? We started diz whole thing as a joke, jst 2 sharpen our sense of humour! If u don't wanna take it serious, then why let it bother u, to d point of wanting 2 leave NL? If Satani decides 2 take diz tin serious, den datz his folly, as 4 u, jst come clean n tell him u were jst pullin his legz n dat diz whole tin was a joke. PERIOD!! This isn't sumtin that should give u or any1 head/heartache. SMH.

*holds bhusayor firmly bt lovingly, caressing her lovely neck n headin 2wards d bedroom* dearie, since we've both had a stressful day, letz go cool-off n rest in d bedroom. @ all, i'm out, c ya 2morrow, sleep tite n swit drimz. Peace!!!*holds bhusayor firmly bt lovingly, caressing her lovely neck n headin 2wards d bedroom* dearie, since we've both had a stressful day, letz go cool-off n rest in d bedroom. @ all, i'm out, c ya 2morrow, sleep tite n swit drimz. Peace!!!

bhusayor:
*Passing by to check If these babes have not been flirting with my man,Adam*

James my james,how was your day?

it was kul dearie, d only snag was dat i was tinking abt u tru out d day, makin me absent-minded sumtimes. It's all gud. Hw was urs??

Cuddlemii, i here by appoint u as chaperon of diz dating couple UPENDO N SATANI/ADAMZ.

Cuddlemii:
U always like biting more than what you can chew. If its not rams, its 2 friends. rubbish

HEHEHEHEHE. Yes o, if i marry d both of u, coz u're friendz, d rivalry will reduce drastically. How many wil tel u 2 stop callin those women 'rams'? If u don't stop, 1 of diz i tel one 2 choke u up. LoL.