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Christianity EtcRe: Share The First Verse Of Your Favorite Christian Hymn by janedoe(f): 3:43pm On Feb 18, 2018
Abide with me; fast falls the eventide;
The darkness deepens; Lord, with me abide;
When other helpers fail and comforts flee,
Help of the helpless, oh, abide with me.
Forum GamesRe: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by janedoe(f): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2017
Who turned off the recorder and rewound? It was obviously still recording when he was shot.



Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?
Forum GamesRe: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by janedoe(f): 11:38pm On Sep 26, 2017
Breathing on an iced window fogs it, it would be impossible to see through this.





Explorers:
On a cold winter night, a man named Jack was found dead in his house.

He was found by his friend John.

He said that he was passing by Jack’s house and wanted to visit him.

He knocked and rang the bell for a really long time, but there was no answer.

Then he decided to remove the ice from the windows to look inside.

He did that by breathing on the iced window glass.

That is how he was able to see Jack’s body and to call the police.

The next day, police arrested John as their prime suspect.


Why?
Forum GamesRe: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by janedoe(f): 11:33pm On Sep 26, 2017
It was the water.



Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?
Forum GamesRe: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by janedoe(f): 11:31pm On Sep 26, 2017
Explorers:
Jack was placed in a cell 2×2 with one window at the top of the wall.

The window was big enough for him to go through it but too high for anyone to reach it.

The cell was empty
.

It had nothing in it, except a shovel.

He had only two days to break out.

How will Jack escape?
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast Kills 2 Children In Adamawa, Injures 3 (Graphic Photos) by janedoe(f): 8:27pm On Jun 09, 2017
Psalm 109
CrimeRe: Aunt Tortures Toddler To Coma For Defecating (pictured) by janedoe(f): 3:48pm On Nov 16, 2015
The creator never sent her any kids of her own because she obviously doesn't have a mother's heart.
Christianity EtcRe: See What This Girl Wore To Church And See The Pastor's Reaction On Facebook by janedoe(f): 1:11pm On Aug 30, 2015
Wouldn't she be a hypocrite if she wears this and worse Monday through Saturday then dresses like a saint on Sunday? A church is a hospital for sinners and not a gallery for saints. He sees us every day, every minute, every second so you are fooling every one but the one person/ being that matters(even the pastor is flawed and a sinner).
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-american Artist Jidenna Writes Open Letter To Nigerians by janedoe(f):
Richie0974:
Neither do I
He's Janelle Monae's protégé and has been in the background of a couple of her videos... Janelle Monae was signed onto bad boy records(p diddy's ) record label after big boi from outkast gave her a shot. She recently started her own record label(Wondaland) and signed him and a couple of other acts she has been grooming up. Wondaland also has the backing of epic records...sorry for the epistle but I'm a serious Janelle Monae fan smiley
HealthRe: Photos Showing How Local Gin 'ogogoro' Is Brewed In Nigeria by janedoe(f):
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Satellite TV TechnologyRe: ​nigeria Has No Power To Regulate DSTV Prices — ​multichoice by janedoe(f):
Says who? You only say that because you don't have any strong competitors. If you did, Nigerians would drop you like hot potatoes and you would ask us what price would be acceptable and keep us doing business with you.
BusinessRe: Teaming To Raise Business Capital Worth Millions For Many. by janedoe(f):
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FoodRe: Manual Blender!!! by janedoe(f):
There are manual blenders for 'wet' foods too. Just google it and look under "images" [ smiley
CrimeRe: Woman Dies After Mistakenly Taking Poisoned Soup Prepared For Cheating Husband by janedoe(f): 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2015
I wonder how many of these deaths would be as they seem if we had functional forensic units and detectives.
FamilyRe: Man Seek Divorce From Wife Because She Has Lost Her Beauty And Figure by janedoe(f): 1:35pm On Apr 18, 2015
Looking good is big business. It takes a bit of effort and money to look your best so if you want her to look good then some money should be budgeted for that. Besides, why did you over look the fact that she had no skills before marrying her and did you encourage her to pick up a skill while married to her?
CrimeRe: YFM Host, Ada Kidnapped, Abductors Post Gang-Rape Pictures On Her Facebook by janedoe(f): 9:45pm On Apr 15, 2015
Marvin, you asked what was going on all those years back. I wonder what you'd say if you knew what was going on in the world today. How do these animals sleep at night? Scratch that, I'm sure they sleep like babies.
FoodRe: Cooking Beans Can Be Very Frustrating (see Pics) by janedoe(f): 9:41pm On Apr 15, 2015
Try getting a crockpot(slow cooker). I usually put mine in a crock pot on my way out and when I get back, the rest is easy.
EducationRe: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by janedoe(f): 2:14pm On Apr 05, 2015
fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.
The answer to yours is def
3=9(3*3)
If we are skipping 4
CelebritiesRe: Miss Sahhara, Nigerian Man Who Turned Himself Into A Woman Via Surgery - Pics by janedoe(f): 7:57pm On Mar 07, 2015
Clifford went to my school... organized a lot of fashion shows.
CrimeRe: Woman Sends Robber To Attack Her Ex For Dumping Her After Abortions - Pictured by janedoe(f): 5:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
Ladies need to learn that a man who truly sees a future with you will never ask you to abort his child.
Car TalkRe: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by janedoe(f): 9:37pm On Jan 17, 2015
IHate9ja1:
Bravo;you are a champion
Lol! I love to drive smiley
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos Of 143 Boko Haram Fighters Killed By Cameroonian Army by janedoe(f): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2015
These confused bunch of zealots always amuse me, western education is bad but they use the fruits of western education; case in point, the medication in that picture omeprazole. Why not take herbs instead if you are so against western education. How do you upload your gory a** videos to try to scare and intimidate innocent citizens? oh , I guess the internet and smart phones are not products of western education? Clueless idiots!!!!
Car TalkRe: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by janedoe(f): 2:31pm On Jan 02, 2015
Drove from Baltimore Maryland to Houston Texas and back(twice)
CelebritiesRe: Would You Choose Your Current Siblings If You Were To Come Back To Earth by janedoe(f): 2:57pm On Oct 05, 2014
Absolutely!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: December Peeps ...meet Here by janedoe(f): 11:58pm On Sep 20, 2014
Dec 4
Forum GamesRe: The Hilarious Picture Game by janedoe(f):
apexviper: Enjoy
Omg, I almost died when I saw sister disciplines husband part 1 and 2 and I was at the library grin
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by janedoe(f): 6:11pm On Sep 08, 2014
I wish they'd be a little more discrete; don't let the enemy know you're coming for them.
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by janedoe(f): 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2014
Lol!
Music/RadioRe: Female Rappers That Made My Childhood: Have They Retired? by janedoe(f): 3:51am On Aug 29, 2014
Eve actually released an album this year, she made no attempts to promote her new material though so I doubt that it did well.
Music/RadioRe: What Songs Would You Add To The Playlist For A Nigerian Wedding? by janedoe(f): 4:10am On Nov 14, 2013
Jason Derulo- will you marry me.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Faithful Partners by janedoe(f): 1:01pm On Aug 10, 2013
Hey, you're doing what alot of people can't do, married or not. I do hope that you continue this trend when you do get married and say your vows before God, a judge or whomever.

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