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GAZZUZZ:
I love this

If some looters can be shot in front of NASS It will bring back sanity

if some mechanic could be arrested for ....................i dey come

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=68891276][/quote]i have 2010 Camry and 2004 highlander. They both make noise in the legs.

what should i change.
gazzuzz i need your help.
my greetings to your beautiful wife

GAZZUZZ:
Just in case we forget easily, 2 good driver with years of experience rented an office in lekki, got over 100 of you to invest in fleet management and disappeared into thin air.

They were experienced.

They had good intentions

They never had any bad motives

They were business oriented

Sadly they could not predict human behaviour.


A word of advice based on experience.

IF as a fleet manager you do not have a strong capital Base, Do not make promises you cannot fulfil.

If you cannot pay clients From your pocket if drivers default, do not start what you cannot finish.

Good luck to every one.

I will not talk about this again.

please stop talking about this. i take god beg you

GAZZUZZ:
Just in case we forget easily, 2 good driver with years of experience rented an office in lekki, got over 100 of you to invest in fleet management and disappeared into thin air.

They were experienced.

They had good intentions

They never had any bad motives

They were business oriented

Sadly they could not predict human behaviour.


A word of advice based on experience.

IF as a fleet manager you do not have a strong capital Base, Do not make promises you cannot fulfil.

If you cannot pay clients From your pocket if drivers default, do not start what you cannot finish.

Good luck to every one.

I will not talk about this again.

please stop talking about this. i take god beg you

GAZZUZZ:
in any election there will always be the disgruntled few, who will never read results but complain that they lost. Stop hating gazzuzz, you will live longer

If I hate you I would have killed you.
Seem Gazzuzz na baba to boys. I'm sure your corner for your mechanic village will be filled with street urchins hailing you.

GAZZUZZ:
Very strong words. Please read Terms and conditions.

You be INEC always rigging elections

GAZZUZZ:
Phase 1 completed, next phase 700,000 Nigerians

No 4milion Nigerians

dru23:
To all my uber partners / customers, dru23 does not sell fake oil or fake anything.. My USA spec Mobil oil is price low so that people can able to afford it .. And I will not go lower than what is been advertise.. And more will be coming in 0w 20, Ow 40 etc all USA spec oil ..thank you u all that bought this past few days. And keep the email coming and will always respond in timely fashion manner ..

Kindly bring 5w20 and 10w30 extended performance.

https://www.nairaland.com/4538821/mobil-1-extended-performance-5000per

Gazzuzz and protege carshopper should quit lying.
That's the advert thread up there. It's 5000 per quartz.
What dru22 is selling is a 5 quartz bottle

5X5000=25K.

And you gazzuzz quit thinking you are infallible and everything pointing out your greed is about hatred. Remember you are just a mechanic and there are 1million of you in Nigeria.

dru23:
To all my uber/taxify partners and private drivers ..this is the raining season o.. Are you taking good care of your car. Personally I have reduce my fleet.. The ones that are out there doing competition and swimming with the rain.. I have oil for you o . USA mobil 1 5quarts 5w30 for 15500k , take care of your engine o. This is mechanic season o, use good oil ..A word is enough for the wise

Contact : dru23@hotmail.com

No be wetin gazzuzz dey sell for 25k be This?
@5k per quarts

Who is selling fake
Who is duping us

Ishilove:
Jarkbauer, did you carry Gazzuzz's name to the mountain? See as he is showering you with favour

WELL he is the only person i follow on Nairaland.

GAZZUZZ:
Ok I forgive you for being nice. Send your acc let me epp you with something lite

No need. I think I'm ok if you can forgive me of all my shenanigans.

GAZZUZZ:
It's good to see you are now humble. Drop your C.V in my mail box I will get you somthing real quick, but for the generation, it might take some time.

P.s send their C.V's too.

Admin@gazzuzz.com

ok sir. i will do asap.

GAZZUZZ:
I know you are jobless, come let me employ you and your generation join

says a uber driver

GAZZUZZ:
I know you are jobless, come let me employ you and your generation join

Ok sir.

GAZZUZZ:
and you are?

The pettiness President. Mr Gazzuzz Olorinla

oooduancalmdown:
This Ambode is a failure. How can 5000 buses be enough to replace danfo? This guy lacks foresight. A pathetic failure

There are less than 30000 danfo in Lagos

GAZZUZZ:
as usual you wan take me shine

You are suffering from grandiosity. Always thinking you are important. You are just a mechanic and a uber driver. Shoir.

Daboomb:
USELESS, VISIONLESS Governor Ambode!
Instead of him to focus and develop a Metro line (the type of small-small trains that run on Elelctromagnetic field that you see in Europe), the clown is poluting the environment with more Buses that use Petrol and produce carbonmonoxide!

The Metroline can take twenty times what a Marcopolo Bus can take, runs faster, runs cleaner, runs more reliable and comes very cheap for the public to board.

Just look at how dirty Lagos is TODAY, three years after Ambode took-over a clean lagos from ex-Governor Fashola, with his useless slogan of "dirtier-lagos"?

I keep sayng it, Ambode is all effezy and no substance.


BTW: It is not the job of Ambode's Govt to use #30Billion of tax-payers money to fund a transport system that will be kaput in less than five years from now! Govt is just supposed to set-up regulations/standards ..... and let private Enterpreneurs invest by buying bus to such standards and run it profitably.
But then, we all know that like Govt Operation Feed the Nation (OFN) which later transformed to Obasanjo farms Nigeria (OFN), the Buses are incorporated by 'fronts' of Ambode and it is more like using tax-payers money to start their own side-business.
SCAMMERS!!

What is the opposition doing. I just Taya for PDP in this Lagos.

GAZZUZZ:
I support evicting danfo from the major roads.

Well I will direct their chairman to your office when they become jobless. Kindly give them what to eat.

Second time this is making the front page. Useless people

GAZZUZZ:
Following the spate of suicides on bridges in lagos, I want to strongly advise that people lock their keys in the car b4 jumping, and not jump with the key. Make life easier for those you left behind.

thank you.

It's unbeliveable that you of all people can trivialize a serious issue like this . Suicide is not a joke. Only ignorant people should joke with such.

State's do no have power declare public. They can only declare work free day for state workers

GAZZUZZ:
For the engine to have thrown a rod, they were using wrong engine oil, and changing at wrong intervals, also there might have been a history of tap water. To eliminate all doubts, we start from scratch.

Thanks LOL at tap water. Most people car owners in Nigeria abuse cars. Is it only cars we abuse everything

GAZZUZZ:
My supply price is 220k. You will also need a new radiator, Toyota coolant , transmission oil, engine oil (full synthetic mobil 5w30), filter, C.V joint Grease, C.V joint clips and possibly a new serpentine belt power steering oil, and labour charge. Duration is 5working days.


Total cost will not be disclosed here.

08033910382 .

I know someone who is about to change same engine. He needs to see this. Why change of radiator necessary ?

Just chopped almost 10% for Oando

GAZZUZZ:
following several calls and messages from the accused pleading for forgiveness I have decided to let go.

madgoat:
Just give them a few months and they will be as dirty lookin and unkempt as BRT buses. We lack maintenance culture in Nigeria

You are truly a mad goat
The blue bus is neater than you house

omonla10:
08108167939..text me and I'll call back.. Always on 4g network with the line.. So lines always busy

Can you explain this. Busy and 4G. Does 4G make lines Busy?

GAZZUZZ:
boo hoo trying to play the victim card abi? It's a pity I have to school you on the fundamentals of Genuine business and integrity.

before I go any further let's take a history lesson.

I sold toyota 5w30 oil realised it was not full synthetic and stopped selling it.

You argued like you life depended on it when I opened a thread about toyota 5w30 oil not being labeled as full synthetic. Finally every one was educated about what is in the Can of oil called 5w30.

Now you posted you new product, and struts from the USA and gave a quality description going as far as comparing it with Known Brands.

Now let's start for where your advert becomes fishy.

The brand has no name, no makers, no quality review, no website. How did you come to the conclusion that it was at par with the products you mentioned? Or did you assume in your bedroom that if you typed that people would be reassured?

I the USA products are tested by a regulatory body and given labeled according to findings after their tests.

Your Product has no labeling, no standards, no quality inspection tags, No country of origin/ or assembly , no Part number etc, it is as fake as (in kingreign's words) fresh palmwine sold in Kano, it might as well be made in ABA. All your product has is your word of mouth assurance that it is as good as OEM.

You also have not provided any Guarantees if product fails. You were asked what is the Guarantee 1week, 1month, 2months, 6months, but you skipped that easily and started fighting your ancestors here.

Young man the product you are selling is FAKE it is a knockoff and is made here in Nigeria. (Prove me wrong)

Even 10k struts will work fine for 6months before failure.


in case you all missed it, here are his quotes and pics of the FAKE product.

When you offend the gods..... You are done

Why are people so negative about this development.

ba7man:
That's the root cause of crime in Lagos. Their members are directly or indirectly linked to crime and acts of violence experienced all around the city.

You'll definitely notice the upsurge of crime, lawlessness, over-population (they give birth like rats), dirty environment and markets (Created by their girlfriends, wives and mothers)etc in areas where they're concentrated............and the money they realize from transportation sustains their menace.

They stand in the way of sanity in Lagos and it's funny most of them aren't from Lagos.

They're from upper Oyo, Kwara, upper parts of Osun.

I laugh when people say banning Danfo will increase crime. It will in fact reduce it. The daily income they realize sustains their menace. As matter of fact Lagos population may reduce if you ban danfo okada and keke altogether