Politics › Re: Compare And Contrast: Nigeria and Others by jarkbauer(op): 7:08pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
lol buhari |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 7:05pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
GAZZUZZ: pass them on to darmilolah, I have vehicles to inspect tomorrow. THEY SAID YOU WERE MISSING
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Car Talk › Re: Two Seconds Rattling Sound Coming From Engine On Cold Start .... by jarkbauer: 3:55pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
mayor2013: Hi
So how did your Google say it would be fixed. How do you change a timing chain guide for instance without taking things apart. Too much of a rush huh!! Calm down maybe you should explain what you mean by split up.(to separate out into parts, like dismantle the engine?) |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:54pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Barano: Good afternoon, please I would like to get some information from you about this business. You can call or message me on 08173771891. Thanks I would really appreciate if you can get in touch. He should call you? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:51pm On Jan 06, 2019*. Modified: 4:08pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
jpworld: You know during the days of ogunvic, Gazzuzz was their accomplice, when it back fire Gazzuzz deny dealing with them, meanwhile I was one of the people they took to Gazzuzz workshop and a quotation of 150k was giving to me, claiming I will change everything in the car for it to be on the road, that was when I was chasing the 45k weekly rental offered by ogunvic.
That particular corolla is still on the road up till today, more than 1year 6months they advise me.
One banker somewhere in Anthony was also their victim, he spent more than 200k in fixing a corolla.
Damn Gazzuzz is heartless, he is pretty determine to wreck new investors with zero experience. I dont think he is heartless. I dont think he is a scammer. I believe he is expensive for a lot of people who are used to Kazeem. No hyping but gazzuzz is a marketing genius. Why is he expensive? apart from his labor cost,from his posts you will see that a lot of part replacements are done with brand new OEM parts and these are not cheap. Unless there is sludge and oil burn, I doubt if he can use mobil XHP to service a car in his garage but lots of mechanics see no qualms with this. |
Car Talk › Re: Two Seconds Rattling Sound Coming From Engine On Cold Start .... by jarkbauer: 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
mayor2013: Engine needs to be split up Engine needs to be split up? whats that? making things complicated? google cold morning rattle camry. It is everywhere on the internet. You can even get a technical release on how to fix it. But it an expensive fix. |
Car Talk › Re: Two Seconds Rattling Sound Coming From Engine On Cold Start .... by jarkbauer: 2:01pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Rayd502: Engine type is 2.5L 4-cylinder 2AR-FE engine...I actually switched from the 0w-40 to the recommended 5w-30 oil type.
But the main culprit like I said earlier and upon inspection was using a wrong oil filter which was found to be disintegrated thereby causing a blockage leading to loss of oil pressure. Thanks for your input. I dont think its up to 3secs. 3secs is very long. |
Car Talk › Re: Two Seconds Rattling Sound Coming From Engine On Cold Start .... by jarkbauer: 1:56pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
Fix it ASAP. just googled it and this what i got. Bolts used to secure the variable valve timing control device can become loose, causing the vehicle to stop while being driven. Early warning for this condition can be identified as a brief rattle noise for approximately 1 second upon a cold start-up.
Description of Problem: The subject vehicles are equipped with a Variable-Valve Timing (VVT) system which controls the camshafts to provide optimal valve timing under certain driving conditions. The bolts used to secure the housing and sprocket of the intake-side VVT gear assembly could become loose due to abnormal impacts generated within the gear assembly immediately after a cold start-up.
If this occurs, the VVT gear will not control the intake valves correctly. In certain cases, the VVT gear housing and sprocket could separate and result in the engine stopping while the vehicle is being driven, increasing the risk of a crash.
Toyota theorized that the condition could be related to an engine noise issue at start-up being investigated on certain engines. The VVT internal component could rattle when the lock-pin, which latches to the VVT housing and secures the internal components to maintain the camshaft in the most delayed position, unlatches at cold-start. Toyota conducted reproduction testing and was able to duplicate noise but was unable to duplicate the loose bolts condition.
Through reproduction testing, Toyota confirmed that, with the lock-pin disengaged during a cold engine start, the impact force between the VVT internal component and the housing could become larger if engine oil, which is pumped into the VVT unit to control the position of the camshaft, drains back into the oil pan while parked. In addition, Toyota theorized that the impact force varies in specific engine types due to cam profile and intake valve spring load. Toyota continued its investigation and testing to clarify the relationship between the impact force exerted inside the VVT housing at cold-start and bolt loosening. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:44am On Dec 08, 2018 |
truth of the matter is Uber is no longer profitable.
Most drivers do not think of your initial Capital and ROI,they think they are helping you infact you should just dash them the car.
To alot of drivers.... if no be situation will i be driving your car? How much did you even buy the car.
25k per week rental is BUllsheet.
Uber don cast since. |
Celebrities › Re: Mr P, Kanu Nwankwo And Others Appear In Football Jersey by jarkbauer: 10:58pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
With headings like this you know Nairaland is don finish |
Autos › Re: Never Sell Your Used Car With The Plates. by jarkbauer: 9:42am On Nov 29, 2018 |
jossytech: Bought my used car 3 years ago n still using the plate. Don't just sell car to criminal. Simple. Once u sold registered car. Everything belong to you including d damn plate Wrong |
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Autos › Re: Never Sell Your Used Car With The Plates. by jarkbauer: 10:07am On Nov 21, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Recived a call today from a man who sold a car to me in Nov 2017, he said he got a call from an individual who claimed he used the services of a driver who was using the said car and he left his phone in the car and the driver refused taking his calls (uber driver)
I had used the car for about 10 months and Re-Sold it, so I had to call the last buyer to find out what was going on. After a lot of back and forth the driver admitted to being with the phone and an arrangement was made for its return.
Mistake I made was selling car and giving it off with the plates, and reg documents. The uber rider was able to access ownership information (name, address, phone number) from the plate numbers. If this had been a greater crime I would have been roped into it without knowing.
My advise, if you sell a car, keep your plate numbers with you.
Your plate numbers are your property. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:32pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
shollywendy1: Seriously, I'm not against ur post..they make more money but spend it foolishly. Best thing that can happen to transportation is for a govt to give us ability to invest into public transport franchise. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:26pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
shollywendy1: Nawa oo..see comparision. I don die Oga I wonder why you dont get it. Uber na investment. So also LT. Most Uber cars are more expensive than those LTS yet they make more money. Whether they deliver to the owners is another thing entirely. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:21pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
One night I was going from Lagos island to abule ado. It was 500naira. The LT carried 27 passengers. That's 13500. Even with surge the price of uber was 3870. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:13pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
julietromeo: Chucsmoore, digest my comment very well. I never said drivers need to work for 10 years to have their own cars. When ehailing first started you hardly see a car owner driving but now around 50% of the drivers are car owners and this pace is increasing on daily basis. In years to come most drivers will be driving their own cars. I also started this work 2 years as a driver driving for someone but its another story today. I will repeat this, the weekly rental with drop as low as 15k. Then all those claiming big madam will start driving their own car or abandon the business. That's where you get the idea wrong. Nobody is claiming big madam they are only protecting their investments and unhappy they are not making money because of the drivers attitude. See why not buy a car and give it to a driver and then let him mess up your investment let's see whether you'll pat him on the back. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 6:53pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: I skipped this.
When there is a claim, you want to be in control of payments made. E.g if on H.P and vehicle is totaled after 6months of use and owner is able to retrieve 90per of the value of his vehicle, the crooked ones would want to discontinue the H.P plan and chop the payment. Thanks for this info |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:47pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
axamansard: Thanks for the mention.
Available for all insurance needs.
08068659732 You be bad marketer. Putting more light on the issue above will even help you sell to more clients. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:36pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: axamansard is one of the few insurance company's that pay claims promptly (max 7days) ehailing almost ran them out of business, currently the will not even insure a vehicle on Ehailing. Imagine insuring 100cars on Ehailing and 90 of them filed claims above their insured value.
Now to your particular question. If your car is Brand new or toks of 10years old, if you smash your headlamp in an accident and you file a claim will you ask for a 10year old head lamp or a new one?
If your answer is new then you understand why the valuing system has changed. Since the insurer has to replace parts with new ones, there is really no difference between a 10year old car and a new car to the insurance company when it comes to claims.
Smaller mushroom insurance companies who do not pay claims promptly or put a lot of hurdles before paying claims will offer less on value of vehicle, but when it is time to pay claims they show their true colours.
I will always use mansard because they are upright.
I use the moniker axamansard for all my vehicles insurance needs. So Axamansard no longer insure cars on ehailing. Thats pathetic. But they won't know it's on ehailing na. I get their explation sha. The guy told me they lost a lot of clients but the management will not bulge. That new or renewal will be with current market value. That their main headache is on partial loss not on total loss. So of you want any value then no excess buy back. Even with this, insurance is cheap in Nigeria. Some people pay as high as $150 monthly as insurance abroad. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:49pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: I like your seriousness. This is very delicate, ensure you get a problem free car (not very easy at ur 1.1offer) ensure you insure it comprehensively in your name. Nice. why the stress on in your name? secondly so I Wanted Axamansard to insure my 3-year old 2010 Camry.They have 2 types of Comprehensive; Auto Classic and Auto Plus. So i chose Auto Classic with excess buyback everything at 4.15% . So They valued my 2010 Camry that i have used for 3 years at N3,850,000:00. I dont know why they would value my car that high. My premium is 160k and on autoplus 183k.. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:41pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
seunoj: Do not bring all issues to social media. It's a court of public opinion. If u do, be ready to deal with the consequence Gazzuzz is known. Most people with uncouth mouth on social media are anonymous. Some like gazzuzz should not be like that. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:38pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: That would be helpful. Ensure you remain anonymous, your case file is already open. Why do you always threaten people that disagree with you with exposure. You offended him instead of apologising you are threatening him smh |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 5:47am On Nov 14, 2018*. Modified: 6:21am On Nov 14, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: hard truths, but someone has to tell him. Hmmmm |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:45pm On Nov 13, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: what kind of wife do you have? Immediately a well brought up woman encounters such drivers, before he finishes the first sentence she shuts him up. This is absolutely unflattering about someone else's wife . You should think very well before talking about people's wives. Imagine someone insinuates that your wife was not well brought up would you like it? Guy use your brain. |
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by jarkbauer: 10:54pm On Oct 24, 2018*. Modified: 12:20am On Oct 25, 2018 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:42am On Oct 13, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Let me tell a small story here, on monday I was up 5am and restless, so I decided to leave the ouse really early, by 5:45am, I got to the junction of my house and turned on my uber app, I decided to go any where the wind blows, in my mind last last by 10am I would be in my workshop. Got a request and then the rains started.
Picked up rider and destination was illupeju.
According to map, ojoduberger- 7up-ojota was the fastest way there, but rider turned to choir master and started giving her own directions oba-akran-maryland- illupeju. I first showed her the red markings of traffic, but she no gree, so me I am not in a hurry to anywhere, nah so the total journey come be 1h44mins (1 hr spent in traffic) when we got to destination, I ended trip and she saw 2350 she come de shout! Said she only has 1500 but I should give my acc for the balance, me I read the rules to her, cash or card, I don't receive bank transfers I said we can go to an atm, she said she's already at work. In that case I said there's nothing I can do, You can leave have a nice day. She came down and I got another trip from same parking lot back to near my area.
Dropped passenger and pressed the report button, got a reply 20mins later that the trip I will be refunded.... Blabla bla they added another 500 for inconvenience sef. I smiled (uber for president!)
5hrs later I received another message, report on poor route, rider reported poor route trip now 0 naira I mailed back I want my money refunded or DEACTIVATE ME I NO DRIVE AGAIN.
Omo next series of mails where sorry, please show trip and next thing I was refunded 3593naira for the 2350 trip.
Long and short there are a lot of fraudulent riders out there and from now on, once you sit in my vehicle I will ask 3 questions.
1. Where you de go?
2. If cash do you have cash on you or are we going to atm?
3. You want to play music? My auxiliary port is not working and I don't have Bluetooth so please use ur earpiece   Next time carry your voice recorder and record your conversation. You can even tell her you will record her. |
Celebrities › Re: Steff London Excited As Mosquitoe Bites Her For The 1st Time by jarkbauer: 9:32am On Oct 13, 2018 |
Her name is stefflon don not steff London |
Foreign Affairs › President Lourenço’s Anti-corruption Drive Changes The Rules In Angola by jarkbauer(op): 6:03pm On Oct 10, 2018 |
Several allies and relatives of the former president have been arrested on corruption charges. What effect is this crusade having on the country?President João Lourenço’s anti-corruption crusade continues to surprise and delight – both in Angola and abroad – a year after he took office. Against most expectations when he was elected, the president (known sometimes as J-Lo) has opened several high-level investigations into elites who have enjoyed impunity for decades. Lourenço’s most high-profile figures targets include family members and close associates of his predecessor, Jose Eduardo dos Santos. In the course of his 38-year rule, the former president had overseen widespread corruption and installed his family and allies into influential positions. Many expected the Dos Santos family to remain powerful despite ceding the presidency to Lourenço. It seems they were mistaken. Jose Filomeno dos Santos, the son of the ex-president and former head of Angola’s sovereign wealth fund, was arrested in late-September. He remains in custody together with his former business associate, Jean Claude Bastos de Morais. They face charges of money-laundering, embezzlement, and fraud. Jose Filomeno also faces an additional charge related to a $500 million “get-rich-quick” scheme orchestrated in the final weeks of his father’s rule. Isabel dos Santos, the ex-president’s eldest daughter, is also under investigation. She is alleged to have been involved in suspicious transactions that took place during her time as CEO of the state-owned oil firm Sonangol. Isabel, one of Africa’s richest women, was sacked from this post in November 2017, weeks after Lourenço’s inauguration.[Angola’s ruling family is worth billions. What happens when dad steps down?] It is not just the Dos Santos family, however, that is being targeted. Valter Filipe, head of Angola’s central bank from 2016 to 2017, was charged in September with criminal association, embezzlement and money laundering for his alleged involvement in the $500 million transfer with Jose Filomeno. The same month, Ismael Diego, head of the former president dos Santos’ private foundation, was arrested over the alleged misappropriation of $20 million. Former minister Augusto Tomás was arrested on related charges. Looking abroad, Angolan authorities also obtained global asset freeze orders in the UK, Switzerland and Mauritius against Quantum Global. The government accuses the Swiss asset manager, which oversees $3 billion of Angola’s $5 billion sovereign wealth fund, of mismanagement and overcharging for its services. Quantum Global’s chair, the aforementioned Jean Claude Bastos de Morais, is detained in Luanda. [No puppet: President Lourenço stamps his authority on Angola] Endemic corruption under Dos Santos Endemic corruption in Angola runs deep, spreading to all corners of the country’s tightly-controlled economy. The problem soared after the end of the war in 2002 as growing oil production and high commodity prices fuelled ambitious reconstruction efforts. The rebuilding of the country has been impressive, but much money has been wasted or stolen. An estimated $28 billion from government budgets between 2002 and 2015 remains unaccounted for. Like in other kleptocracies, much of Angola’s diverted assets have crossed international borders. Elites are known to shift their looted wealth abroad in order to hide their tracks or provide a refuge in case political winds change at home. Under President Dos Santos, the will to tackle corruption was negligible. Scandals erupted but were quickly shoved under the carpet. This was the case, for example, when BESA, Angola’s second-largest bank, collapsed in 2014 under the weight of bad loans worth $5.7 billion or approximately 80 % of the bank’s debt portfolio. Angolan authorities were keen to play down the impact of the banks problems even as it emerged that the majority of these bad loans had been handed out as favours to the family and friends of dos Santos. Changing the rules President Lourenço’s approach so far has differed markedly from that of his predecessor. But the question remains of what effects his anti-corruption crusade will have on the country. His administration recently passed the Law on the Repatriation of Financial Resources. This legislation establishes a 180-day amnesty period for those who voluntarily repatriate ill-gotten gains based in foreign bank accounts. After this period, authorities can forcibly recover such funds. The government hopes the return of embezzled assets will help with Angola’s current economic woes as it faces fragile growth, high debt and high inflation. Officials estimate that over $30 billion of illicitly transferred capital is held outside the country. Yet it may struggle to recover much of this sum; campaigns against grand corruption undertaken elsewhere have typically delivered limited monetary returns. Indeed, Lourenço’s anti-corruption initiatives may be more likely to help the economy in indirect ways. His efforts to tackle corruption after decades of inaction, for example, have been well-received by officials in Washington. Positive recognition from the International Monetary Fund could prove important as the Angolan authorities negotiate new funding. It is perhaps politically, though, that Lourenço’s new approach is having the most impact. His anti-corruption drive and marginalisation of the dos Santos family have dramatically changed the political climate at home. Even as the economy continues to struggle, Angolans are exhibiting a kind of optimism that has not been seen for years. Crucially, much support for Lourenço’s reforms has come from within the ruling MPLA party. This internal backing has allowed the new president to consolidate his own power whilst pushing out his opponents and allies of his predecessor. He has challenged the interests of elites, which have remained largely untouched for years. Lourenço’s presidency has shaken up Angola after nearly four decades under Dos Santos. However, despite rising hope in much of Angola and abroad, it remains unclear whether his actions represent an end to the country’s kleptocracy or if it is merely being reshaped under the helm of the new leader. For now, it is still too early to say where Angola is going under Lourenço, but the rules of the game certainty seem to be changing. https://africanarguments.org/2018/10/10/lourenco-corruption-drive-changes-rules-angola/ |
Autos › Re: 2010 Toyota Camry XLE (locally Used For Sale)...SOLD by jarkbauer: 5:15pm On Oct 09, 2018 |
The engine bay gave you out. That's a 2AZ 2010 has 2AR |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: APC Releases List Of Governorship Candidates From 24 States by jarkbauer: 9:51am On Oct 05, 2018 |
Justinlean02: Gov Amosun of Ogun state lost too Amosun did 2 terms. It was between Dapo Abiodun and Adekunle Akinbade |
Car Talk › Re: What Are The Implications Of 5w30 Or 5w40 Instead Of 5w20 Engine Oil. by jarkbauer: 6:05pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
thebigkendo: Even Vegetable oil can serve as engine oil!!! Atleast engine will not knock since the vegetable oil will serve as lubricant.
Hope you know i could post some gibberish off my head on nairaland, next year somebody might search google on something related to the gibberish and my gibberish post on Nairaland pops up.
They then copy and paste quote my gibberish somewhere as fact.
Disclaimer I am not saying what Jarkbauer quoted is gibberish THE BEST ANWER FOR A F$$L IS SILENCE. IF quora is home of gibberish then Nairaland is the planet of rubbish. |