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AutosRe: Tokunbo Toyota Highlander 2003 With V4 Engine Available At 2.37m by jarkbauer: 9:57am On Apr 04, 2018
Cosplay:
How many Nigerians would mind being told the truth about vehicles they are offered for sale so they could make informed choices and decisions?
Agreed!
Nothing wrong in selling accidented cars.
Just dont sell badly damaged cars.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Toyota Highlander 2003 With V4 Engine Available At 2.37m by jarkbauer: 9:24am On Apr 04, 2018
How many Nigerians can afford un-accidented cars?
cosplay
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD abut your dream car in ibadan 08088525399@5m by jarkbauer: 9:08am On Apr 04, 2018
Well you can sell flooded cars as long as you tell the buyer the true state.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by jarkbauer: 9:33am On Apr 03, 2018
learned0007:
I have the following household items for clearance sales.
Reason for sale - Relocation.


6*4.5 Wooden Bed frame (2 units) - 25k


Location - Gbagada, Lagos.
Interested buyers should call or Whatsapp on 07039840600
Can they go for 15k?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:49am On Apr 03, 2018
Carshopper:
So last night I dey chill out jejely, when one car on my fleet calls in... motor break down for cmd road .. Chilling clear for my eyes and into action I move.

Drove to point of breakdown ... checked the vehicle, eliminated that no be battery issues or anything Major.. Vehicle cranks but no start ... vehicle stopped on motion....


Omo no time to waste at 11pm ... whipped out my tow line and baby is now sleeping on my street.

This morning I reached out to the greatest magician of our times @gazzuz (please don't argue the magician part) ... booked an out office diagnosis /repair appointment (don't worry ur head, all vehicles dey on a yearly retainership grin cheesy, so our processes not only works on you but always applies to us)


You can discuss further and allow us manage your fleet repairs wink
So wet in do the motor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:49am On Apr 03, 2018
Carshopper:
So last night I dey chill out jejely, when one car on my fleet calls in... motor break down for cmd road .. Chilling clear for my eyes and into action I move.

Drove to point of breakdown ... checked the vehicle, eliminated that no be battery issues or anything Major.. Vehicle cranks but no start ... vehicle stopped on motion....


Omo no time to waste at 11pm ... whipped out my tow line and baby is now sleeping on my street.

This morning I reached out to the greatest magician of our times @gazzuz (please don't argue the magician part) ... booked an out office diagnosis /repair appointment (don't worry ur head, all vehicles dey on a yearly retainership grin cheesy, so our processes not only works on you but always applies to us)


You can discuss further and allow us manage your fleet repairs wink
So wetin in do the motor
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 7:28am On Apr 03, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
hyundais have very sturdy transmission systems, run a scan.
Gazzuzz you dey run transmission scan?
AutosRe: thread closed by jarkbauer: 7:21am On Apr 03, 2018
Cosplay:
Gazzuzz Timifakay Obekediamondfuto
Nice one but how did you get the copart lot without the seller displaying the VIN or the lot number
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 7:30pm On Mar 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
17k 4liters sadly the market is Flooded with clones
Do you have anyone selling the original.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 12:31pm On Mar 29, 2018
I lost my drivers licence. The Drivers licence will expire in 2019.
Seem i can not apply for a renewal.Can only ask for a reissue.

How do i get a reissue.
How much is a reissue

Romeo
Gazzuzz
Carshopper
TravelRe: The Bad State Of Ikorodu To Sagamu Road by jarkbauer: 4:19am On Mar 29, 2018
CareerRe: Ahmed Abdulrahman Helps His Sick Cleaner Who Failed To Show Up At Work by jarkbauer: 2:06pm On Mar 28, 2018
Please what's the meaning of "online users"
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:51pm On Mar 27, 2018
frugal:
I concur. I own a 2008 on the platform. Need to do an overhaul soon. Corollas are way better.
Why do u think corollas are way better. Because I was about buying a 2008yaris
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 3:42pm On Mar 27, 2018
How much will these cost
2006
2007
2008 Kia rio
Vehicles are coming via grimaldi.
AutosRe: I Have SOLD this Cleanest American Used Toyota Camry LE by jarkbauer: 7:21am On Mar 26, 2018
kesmiraAutos:
Says who? What's the greed up there? Or don't you know most of the tokunboh cars that are been imported into Nigeria are accidented vehicleshuh Please get your facts right before jumping into conclusions.
But you are a liar by saying it was never resprayed... First body etc

kesmiraAutos:
This is an American used car and was imported into Nigeria 2weeks ago and by so doing IT IS THE FIRST AND ORIGINAL BODY, NEVER BEEN RESPRAYED.
AutosRe: I Have SOLD this Cleanest American Used Toyota Camry LE by jarkbauer: 9:35pm On Mar 25, 2018
The car had front accident.

The greed of car dealers is too much.

Why sell cars that you cannot use to others.

If you can use it then why lie that it was never sprayed

C.f. Gazzuzz

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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 10:32am On Mar 25, 2018
iyaegin:
When will some Uber drivers learn how to work smart....there is a 1.5 surge in ikeja and 1.7 surge towards magodo/ogudu yet because there is 2.0 surge at the airport there are 14 cars in queue, like as if there are 14 riders who will make requests...Tori Olorun se won boyin loju ni...SMH....
Where are you. in the airport?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:42am On Mar 25, 2018
The rating system is not perfect but very necessary.
Without rating system, Uber will be dead esp. in Nigeria (Just picture Danfo drivers attitude).
I agree there are some flaws in the rating system because it does not truly reflect the service the driver offered all the times.
Surge plus traffic with bad mood may give you bad rating, just because the rider paid more than envisaged.

On AC issue, with good AC Your Ac should not be on always.
On a hot afternoon, with your personal car do you on the AC before you enter? NO you enter start the car and on the AC.
A good AC will circulate coolness within 2mins.

I once drove a car with instantaneous MPG reader, AC can drop the mpg by as much as 40%
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:19am On Mar 24, 2018
bily:
You are right. It can be done without a middleman

Depends on how much value you place on your time compared to what the middle man will collect.

I prefer to send money message, and use my time for productivity
You see that's the problems. Same you will travel out and follow the process abroad
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:34am On Mar 24, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
call 08023138853 pattybf
Road worthiness is done by state govt. Let him drive his car into VIO office. He doesn't need a middleman
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by jarkbauer: 3:39pm On Mar 21, 2018
dejidotun2000:
Hello people.

I need your help on this one.

A friend's Genus 1.5kva proton Q inverter spectacularly blew up FETs in December.
he had put on his 3.5kva generator (which he had previously used several times to charge the inverter batteries) and heard multiple explosions and saw the proverbial smoke.

The inverter was repaired and recently, the FETs blew up again. He believes it was a result of high voltage from his public utility transformer because he changed from a phase that had a low voltage to another phase before he heard the FETs blowing up.

please what can be done to prevent the incident from happening again ?
Happened to me couple of times. "Fake" AVS worked.
Fake AVS is about 5K in Arena. Genuine is about 20k in shoprite or Grand square. I set the minimum volt to 200 and max to 240.
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Baked Daughter Oluwadamilola's Wedding Cake by jarkbauer: 10:22am On Mar 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is the advantage of attending a finishing school unlike the slayqueens of today.

But, the only disadvantage is that such women will never give a BJ even if their lives depended on it.
Truest that
Car TalkRe: 5 Vehicle Parts That Are Easily Damaged By Potholes by jarkbauer: 7:55pm On Mar 18, 2018
Nutase:
abeg wetin dem dey call DAT thing wen dem dey pour water inside?? cheesy grin
Radiator
AutosRe: Ask Seun by jarkbauer: 5:57am On Mar 17, 2018
Seun hand dey pain you? You nor fit open the thread yourself?
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 6:41pm On Mar 16, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
both cars are dinosaurs and very soon parts will become scarce.

By the way they are very good sturdy builds.
I still get parts for my father's santana
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 2:18pm On Mar 16, 2018
entparrot:
One of my corolla has a check engine light on, since 2014.

I put it in Uber for over 1year, it consume 3000naira fuel daily. Saturday/Sunday it consume less fuel.

It has never been down, only changing of oil

No shortage of oil, everything works perfect.

So if any English speaking mechanic advise me, I won't listen, because if anything wrong, engine should be smoking by now, or half dead.

So therefore, my car is in perfect condition, not just perfect over perfect they worry am.
Instead of you to understand the reason the manufacturers put an on-board diagnostic system in modern cars you are getting personal with mechanics with the likes of gazzuzz. Check engine means something is wrong somewhere within the system. It should be checked and not ignored so your car will work optimally.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 10:09am On Mar 16, 2018
entparrot:
Im not arguing about sludge, I'm just supporting the lady.

I was once told by English speaking mechanic, that the check engine light will kill my engine, that was in 2014, but we are in 2018, my car still up and running, no sign of slowing down.

My mechanic is typical ibadan man, I have been using him, and my cars are fine.
So by your opinion... there's nothing to check in the engine.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:18pm On Mar 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
olodo, nah Nigerian uber thread be this,
not Yankee, will you buy any of these cars and put on uber?

You wan use me shine tongue
Na u be olodo jor.
You say e no possible.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Fires Rex Tillerson, US Sec. of State Who Just Visited Nigeria Few Days by jarkbauer: 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2018
was here yesterday
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2018
Romeo3:
Only a hybrid camry can get 41mpg.
look very well.

the new 2018 camry has 41mpg hwy
while new 2018 Camry hybrid has 53mpg hwy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 12:58pm On Mar 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
NEVER sir.
You see yasef?


Camry 41mpg Highway
Corolla 38mpg Highway

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 11:55am On Mar 13, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
sir!

What I do? shocked shocked
can camry give better fuel economy than Corolla . Yes Or NO?

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