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Car Talk / Re: My Car Was Incorrectly Registered By The Previous Owner. Advice by jarkbauer: 8:04am On Nov 16, 2019
A lot of cars on Nigerian roads do not have correct vin and engine number. Just pick a random plate number and input the details into askniid.com take the chasis Google it and you'll discover that lot of them do not have correct numbers.

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Crime / Re: Yeshua Udosen: 18-Year-Old Boy Missing In Lekki (Photo) by jarkbauer: 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2019
He has been found.

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Autos / Re: Toks 2019 Accident Free Toyota Highlander by jarkbauer: 4:53pm On Nov 03, 2019
COSPLAY AINT GOT NOTHING ON YOU

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Autos / Re: Sold Toks 2007 Corolla Sports. Very Sharp Very First Body. Sold by jarkbauer: 12:09pm On Nov 02, 2019
Mileage.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Autos / Re: Hyundai Elantra 2017 Fulloption Toks...5.6m by jarkbauer: 10:55am On Nov 01, 2019
andycom:


you're a very wicked and obnoxious human being,

if boys ever know your street, na to gather beat you wella.

52 bordillon street Ikoyi. Come and beat me
Autos / Re: ........ Know The Source Of Your Engine Oil ...... by jarkbauer: 11:39pm On Oct 31, 2019
dru23:
This story just got to few hours ago.. I myself could not believe it .. It also drives home the point why I prefer to import my engine oil and goods from the USA...

So I just called my Lagos contact to know how the business is doing so far .. So I was told that we just got another engine oil customer for Mobil 1 . He was reccomended through one of our car dealer in Lagos.. When the oil was deliver to the new customer. It took my team and car dealer 15 minutes to convince him that our is not fake and it is imported from the USA .. The new customer explain to us that his neigbour has drum and drums of fake Mobil 1 oil in his house. Which includes a machine that makes the same label. And he stated the oil are sold at the same price as the original in places around Lagos.. He said since than he was afraid to buy Mobil 1 oil ..... After he was convince that our Mobil was real , he stated if we can supply to other places for him in Lagos and also to his place of work.. He just wanted to make sure there will a continuity of the product ....

My point is people should ask questions and know the source of your product.. Avoid buying fake products at all times. .... Customers can rest assure that my products are genuinely from the USA and I import them directly not from a third party or middlemen type thing.. But I buy from directly from the USA ... And I take pride in what I do.... For all your Genuine Mobil 1 oil , am at your service
And also 0w20 will be available by the end of Nov...

The first Mobil 1 I ever bought was from trade fair. It is super fake. The oil did not burn one drop in my 2AZ Camry engine. The moment I bought the original Mobil 1 from dealer here on nairaland I had to top 1 quart before the next 5000 miles. The mpg was horrible compared to what original Mobil1 gave me. My wife used to buy body cream from there. Her skin was getting even drier and horrible until we imported same brand of cream from US. Babanla fake depots for everything.

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM TRADE FAIR.

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Autos / Re: Milex & Carquest, 2nd Largest USA Parts & Repair NOW OPEN In Lekki Phase 2 by jarkbauer: 4:11pm On Oct 31, 2019
radautoworks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9RS80ZFEwg


With this gigantic structure I believe you guys were former mompha turning legit. Haha. This edifice will require atleast N200million naira.

One day Gazzuzz will be as big as this. Like kilode.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by jarkbauer: 9:13am On Oct 27, 2019
GAZZUZZ thank you very much. one of your advice here just saved my camry . I really appreciate you. No more beef and envy, now its nothing but love love and more love. May your enemies cast like deceptive car sale exposed by cosplay.
Autos / Re: Sold Toks Accord 2014 EXL Excellent Condition sold! by jarkbauer: 8:55am On Oct 22, 2019
defhenry:
Buyer is happy for the following reasons:
1. Transparency from beginning to when the car was delivered. Vehicle status, mileage etc were clearly stated. Loads of consultation and personal advice sought between Gazzuz, buyer and other dealers before zeroing in on this particular ride.
2. Every step of the way, from registration to servicing to delivery, specific updates were provided.
3. Gazzuz paid for comprehensive insurance for the car (3 months) for peace of mind when travelling to deliver the vehicle. I will leave payment details for the insurance between himself and buyer.
4. The vehicle arrived in pristine condition, drives excellently and i have peace with the "Gazzuz warranty"
5. This right here is an excellent service delivery man and honestly, i will do more business with him.
Thank you for reading my TED Talk for the day smiley

SO YOU ARE THE BUYER. CONGRATS
Autos / Re: SOLD!!! SOLD!! 2months REG 013 Lexus RX350 Available For Sale 5.3m Asking Price by jarkbauer: 1:31pm On Oct 21, 2019
Autos / Re: Hyundai Elantra 2017 Fulloption Toks...5.6m by jarkbauer: 10:57am On Oct 19, 2019
jimohibrahim:

Just embarrassing yourself... Jack bauer ko pastor Wilson ni

Pastor licking fat pussie
Autos / Re: Hyundai Elantra 2017 Fulloption Toks...5.6m by jarkbauer: 1:34pm On Oct 18, 2019
Fentanyl:


you be confirm learner

I was just commenting on you other post that cosplay exposed

even the op has said thank you

abi you are confused as to how it's possible, if so then join the club ni

he always put the vin number so any dealer that says it is fake can challenge him

Saying thank you means he's irrelevant. Also arguing with him renders your thread useless. There is no way you can link a picture of a car in Nigeria to an auction done abroad. There are thousand of such cars on the road. Most of his reveals are fake meant to damage dealers reputations.
Autos / Re: Hyundai Elantra 2017 Fulloption Toks...5.6m by jarkbauer: 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2019
Cosplay is gradually becoming irrelevant with his fake auctions pictures.
Autos / Re: SOLD!! SOLD!! SOLD!! Toks 2016 Mercedes Benz GLE350 Available 16m Negotiable by jarkbauer: 9:18pm On Oct 17, 2019
Someone should confirm with the VIN. Cosplay could just pull random lot pictures.
Autos / Re: Sold Toks Accord 2014 EXL Excellent Condition sold! by jarkbauer: 9:12am On Oct 17, 2019
GAZZUZZ:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXktUqNFeIA


sold!

Eeya. I pity the buyer. At the mileage Serious Eeya.

Singing Hey Ya by OutKast.

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Autos / Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by jarkbauer: 11:21pm On Oct 15, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
Rims with tyres 195/65/15 tyres and rims for corolla 2003-2008


this brings to mind the viral video of wharf rats replacing good tyres with bad ones in roro cars. was that you in the video?

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Autos / Re: Sold Toks Accord 2014 EXL Excellent Condition sold! by jarkbauer: 9:14am On Oct 12, 2019
GAZZUZZ:




I'm not a hater just starting the obvious. 2014 car with almost 200k mileage. Haha. Na uber car? See you as if you no dey dissect other people's thread. Me for auctions mad for me na 140k miles.

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Autos / Re: Sold Toks Accord 2014 EXL Excellent Condition sold! by jarkbauer: 8:36am On Oct 12, 2019
The mileage almost 200k hmmmmm
Politics / Re: Bode George Tells Junaid Mohammed His Utterances Unbecoming Of A Statesman by jarkbauer: 5:21pm On Oct 10, 2019
i agree

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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 3:26pm On Oct 10, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


usually 30k Toks and 100k new

100K? na to kuku import be that

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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 1:14pm On Oct 09, 2019
ozoneymcm:

The way you asked this question !!! I want to assume you are not going down on that slope then you just intend to shift to reverse. If you are initially parked on the hill and want to ascend(whether R or D) it's possible your car goes in the opposite direction till you press the gas pedal. This is because unlike on a level ground, gravity will act on your car and if more than the power of the engine without gas, you will have to give the engine more power to counter gravity

thank you
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 9:29pm On Oct 08, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


I have no experience/s in that field .

I'm sure you are either playing or didnt get my question

The question is this. If you are in an sloppy place and you put your car in reverse. Is it normal for the car while on reverse to move forward because you are yet to step on gas?
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 5:19pm On Oct 08, 2019
If you are going down a hill and you put your car in reverse, it is normal for the car to roll forward small until step on gas pedal?
Crime / Re: Boniface Igbeneghu Of UNILAG Attempts Suicide Over Sex For Grade Scandal by jarkbauer: 2:12pm On Oct 08, 2019
I love that nobody is pitying him. Kudos to all Nigerians. Gazzuzz leave my gf alone.
Car Talk / Re: Repairs by jarkbauer: 9:33pm On Oct 05, 2019
radautoworks:


What do you suspect needs replacing? An R&I (remove and inspect) the entire engine takes 16.4 hours and the cost applies towards repair when we find out what needs to be replaced. E.g. a head gasket takes 25.1 hours and a cylinder head assembly takes 23.8 hours.

I laugh each time I see you bill per hour. I blame your customers who think they are in America. Nobody pays anybody per hour in Nigeria you are paid per month. I know for sure that your workers are not paid by hours logged. Nigerias minimum wage now is still 18k per month. Americans are paid minimum wage per hrs we are paid per month that why your billing system is ridiculous.

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Celebrities / Re: Adele Is Dating Skepta, After Divorcing Simon Koneck by jarkbauer: 7:45am On Oct 01, 2019
alBHAGDADI:

She left a gentleman for this bad boy and drug abuser. I guess she wants the Beyonce and Jay-Z kind of treatment which Simon Konecki and his archaic looks couldn't provide.

Well, Adele you now have your bad boy. But don't come back complaining when he's all of a sudden a bad boy inflicting punches on your plump face.

Or Bobby brown and whitney Houston

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Politics / Re: In Major Crackdown, Customs Shut Car Dealers Across Lagos by jarkbauer: 7:37am On Sep 30, 2019
Nigeria government and barbarism.
Autos / Gazzuzz Haters, Oya Gather Here by jarkbauer: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2019
Oya make una come talk wetin make una hate gazzuzz.

me na jealousy sha. e dey use him data wisely the guy dey make money and he dey arrogant meanwhile na just ordinary google mechanic turned star boy. na kaduna edo ibo boy. plus he collect my girlfriend for Obawole.


Dru23 legalwealth oya make una come talk.


gazzuzz

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Car Talk / Re: How Much Should I Expect To Pay For My Repair? by jarkbauer: 8:48am On Sep 27, 2019
Kreamie:
It’s alright ma’am. Thanks a lot for the response. Crazy = Inflow of cash lol.

174k!! Ha!! cry

Is it currently in stock?


what wrong with your muffler. that thing too common with RAV4s My neighbour had similar experience, the thing is expensive he changed his with tokunbor 140k
Autos / Re: Sold!! Toks 2009 Toyota Venza 72,000miles Sold!!! by jarkbauer: 9:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
Dru23 thinks you sold it to yourself.

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