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Family / Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by jarkbauer: 6:02am On Jan 02, 2021
SavageResponse:


That grubbish of beating two consenting adults having sex only happens in Africa, go and try it in a more advanced country and see what will happen to you

In advanced country like America they dont beat they kill.
Family / Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by jarkbauer: 11:09am On Jan 01, 2021
Tango123:


Well said.

To have sex with a married woman may be morally wrong,but is it illegal?

I really do not see the point in the op article, asking CBN to investigate and bla bla bla.

What happened was unfortunate. The person i blame is the woman who passed off another man's child to her husband.

Men go for DNA of every child of yours




Go and sleep with another man's wife. Let them catch you when they are beating you stand up and say... she agreed to Bleep me and what we did wasn't illegal.

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Family / Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by jarkbauer: 11:07am On Jan 01, 2021
bukatyne:


Who has the primary responsibility of respecting a marriage?

An outsider who has no stake or the couple who built it from scratch?

Are you alleging there is no adultery in other countries?
It's called abuse of office. If you sleep with your subordinates moreso a married one , you are seen as lacking integrity. Bill Clinton was impeached for sleeping with an intern. Abuse of office because you are using your position to your advantage. In my company it's a sackable offence if confirmed.

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Travel / Re: FG Suspends 100 Passports Of Passengers Who Refused Post-Arrival COVID-19 Test by jarkbauer: 2:33pm On Dec 30, 2020
Miracle1991:
the way some of you think eh, the same way some refused to apply for the survival fund until it matured before you guys started regretting.
If the federal government did not act now and this virus became terrible like the US,UK and south Africa, you will be the same people insulting buhari left right center.
What exactly do you people want?

Leave them majority of Nigerians are actually shallow. They just follow the bandwagon of covid na scam
Travel / Re: FG Suspends 100 Passports Of Passengers Who Refused Post-Arrival COVID-19 Test by jarkbauer: 2:31pm On Dec 30, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Buhari waiting for Aisha Buhari to return from Dubai before banning international flight

Do you think international flight ban will affect Aisha Buhari? Think about it. Common musicians flew during international flights ban

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Sanwo-Olu Goes Into Self-Isolation As His Close Aide Tests Positive by jarkbauer: 8:10pm On Dec 11, 2020
Raydos:
Dumbest governor in Nigeria, closely followed by Ogun state governor
Yes the best governor is ikpeazu
Family / Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by jarkbauer: 12:39pm On Dec 09, 2020
What I found most annoying about this story apart from the adultery is having sex with another man without protection. Haba.
Travel / Re: Lagos-ibadan Train Tickets’ll Cost N3,000 To N6,000 — FG by jarkbauer: 5:36am On Dec 08, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
This govt is not in sync with its citizens.

Anything more than ₦500 for economy, train will remain empty.

It's a lie. People are ready to pay.
Business / Re: Tin Can Road: Union Orders Members To Shut Seaports by jarkbauer: 5:35am On Dec 08, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
They are clamouring for the wrong things. Lagos is not the only state with functional ports. Decentralize the ports , open up all the ports in the south south and south east. bad governance is the issue. nothing will change until govt is changed .

We have had 4 different president since 1999. A change of govt may not change anything
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by jarkbauer: 5:33am On Dec 08, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


Every engine either bad or good will produce steam/vapour at the tail pipe, which will be more obvious early in the morning because of the ambient temp and humidity.




Steam or water vapour is not a sign of a good engine.

If you compress humid air, you will get water vapour

Reminds me of my former car. Steamed today, started smoking tomorrow. Meanwhile my mechanic told me steam was a sign of good engine.��
Education / Re: Covenant University 2020/2021 School Fees For New Students by jarkbauer: 8:26am On Dec 06, 2020
ednut1:
is it public universities with lecturers using same notes since 2010 that are not glorified secondary schools smh. Go to LinkedIn and see where products of private uni are. The creators of jobberman and paystack were private uni graduates.

Jobberman.. all of them graduated from OAU.
Food / Re: Peak 456: Investing In Early Nutrition For Smart Children by jarkbauer: 9:42am On Nov 27, 2020
Not available in the market
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Buys Venza For Her Sister, Promise, As Birthday Gift by jarkbauer: 6:40am On Aug 29, 2020
MASTAkiLLAh:
still doesn’t dispute the fact that this Venza has been stopped, any other thing is a probability until it happens
There's actually.

https://www.toyota.com/venza/

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Buys Venza For Her Sister, Promise, As Birthday Gift by jarkbauer: 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2020
MASTAkiLLAh:
Toyota stopped Venza production at least nine years ago, the headline should have been Mercy Eke buys her sister a direct toks Venza or something but wetin consain me cool

But you know that Toyota has resumed production of venza ? Theres is going to be venza 2021.
Autos / Re: Sold by jarkbauer: 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


Read again, but this time add slowly.......

I meant just 150k?

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Autos / Re: Sold by jarkbauer: 3:50pm On Aug 19, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


Car landed Nigeria at ₦4.4m repair costs ₦100k. Current price is.


₦4,650,000.


Thank you.

Your gain is just 50k?
Politics / Re: Lagos State Government Demolished Johnson Street Surulere Picture by jarkbauer: 2:57am On Aug 07, 2020
Na so. Everytime this happens you hear they didn't give them any notice only to find out they've given them 4 notices

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Career / Re: Richard Gbadebo's Death: FG Orders Immediate Seal Up Of WAW Factory by jarkbauer: 8:33am On Aug 06, 2020
GOFRONT:
When will the FG order the seal up of Aso villa and Defence headquarters??

* Bokoharam has so much ravaged the Northern part of Nigeria........FG please round up the Service chiefs and SEAL them up .

*Budget and planning Ministry was gutted by a broad daylight fire and only the finance and account dept got affected where N500billion got burnt..........FG please round up the Minister, the Ministry and staff of budget and SEAL them up as well....

* Ecowas secretariat got burnt and Only Finance and accounting dept was affected.......FG pls SEAL up Ecowas secretariat and Staff....

*Lance Corporal Martins got killed in detention in Army Headquarter......FG , when will you SEAL up Army HQ and those Soldier ants in it??

You are a fool. Because Nigeria is yet to handle such things means they should ignore others too.
Politics / Re: Ononuju Asks Amaechi To Resign Over Deal Conceding Nigeria Sovereignty To China by jarkbauer: 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2020
Flood of stupid comments.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 12:20pm On Jul 16, 2020
radautoworks:


3.70/lb. VERY reliable. Shortest delivery it left Friday arrived Tuesday. Longest delivery, left Friday arrived second Monday.

Pls link me up.
Romance / Re: Is She Using Me To Satisfy Her Sexual Needs?? by jarkbauer: 5:57am On Jun 19, 2020
Chige777:

Yes she's using you to satisfy her sexual needs. As a Jehovah witness, she knows she's not supposed to have sex till marriage. Most likely she and her fiance are not having sex that's why she's still comes to you for sex. She will make a terrible wife. She plans to be commiting adultery after marriage. Sit her down, tell her the implication of what she's doing and still plan to do. Tell her to confess to her fiance and her church pastors. Stop having sex with her. You dogged a bullet by not marrying her. She will cheat on you too.

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Science/Technology / Re: The Professor Of All Professors: All You Need To know About Generators Is Here. by jarkbauer: 12:45pm On Jun 11, 2020
BOSCO2020:
Yes, to avoid this roadside mechanic's, I will advise you to change the half Engine, I do use SUMEC FIRMAN half engine GX200 for my customers and they all said good about it. No disappointment.
How much to to replace half engine
Health / Re: Infrared Face Thermometers Available by jarkbauer: 9:22am On Apr 30, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


It is "I"
happy sales bro. I
Health / Re: Infrared Face Thermometers Available by jarkbauer: 9:08am On Apr 30, 2020
GAZZUZZ:


[s]Taps are available too, your wailing just started bro[/s]

2020 goals

I didn't even look at the op. So na gazzuzz dey sell am. Happy sales bro
Health / Re: Infrared Face Thermometers Available by jarkbauer: 7:34am On Apr 30, 2020

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by jarkbauer: 11:26am On Apr 28, 2020
Legitz:
deeperly inside of you, you're not happy with the way your wife is not allowing you to screw her...

Very unhappy.

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by jarkbauer: 10:28pm On Apr 27, 2020
Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

I have been at home with my wife for 4 weeks. We've not had sex. I wanted to have sex but she's always tired for sex or wants to sleep. I haven't kill her. My case may not be good but what I'm saying is you can reject him sometimes. Reduce it 2 to 3 times weekly.

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Politics / Re: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa: Buhari Lacks Power To Restrict Movement In Lagos, Abuja by jarkbauer: 11:01am On Mar 30, 2020
Openbusiness:
And those people shouting "sit at home", sit at home without providing welfare for the people to meet their needs, without giving people money, see when this quarantine lockdown things starts to they bite too hard on the poor masses, just expect armed robberies to increase in your neighborhoods. When the poor get too hungry, he will enter kitchen las las. And guess what the poor man's favorite food is? They will eat the rich in their midst.
to come and steal what?
Politics / Re: Good News For Electricity Consumers In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 1:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
This is old. Capmi is old.
Travel / Re: Keke, Okada Back On Lagos Roads, One Month After Ban by jarkbauer: 7:42am On Mar 07, 2020
femi4:
Shut up! They are back....you need to go out more

You come here to tell me to shut up. You think you are anonymous abi? Think again
Travel / Re: Keke, Okada Back On Lagos Roads, One Month After Ban by jarkbauer: 6:23am On Mar 07, 2020
The reporter is not serious. You went to areas where Okada and Keke were not banned to interview people.

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Health / Re: Vote: Italian Man Dat Brought Coronavirus In Nigerian What Do Think We Should Do by jarkbauer: 2:06pm On Feb 28, 2020
Captainrambo2:
Ebola was in this very west Africa. We were able to repel it.

Until this week fool called buhari came. Just see.


The owner if that Twitter handle is a goat. Why didnt nigerians at the immigration dpt screen him ?

This was what the senator at house of assembly was talking about. When he went to south africa he was properly screened b4 he enterd . On his way back to this useless country nobody screened him, they just let him enter like that. That was y he went to raise alarm in the senate but it was already too late

You are the biggest goat. The man who brought in Ebola was not detected at the airport. He was detected at a hospital same as this man. Mr I know it all

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