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PoliticsRe: Swiss Sit On ₦1,284,000,000,000 1/6 Of Our Budget And Nigerian Cry Of Hunger! by jarkbauer: 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
oyinkinola:
Nigeria is not an hunger state, God forbidden, you hungry and some owe's you money, he didn't pay and celebrate super-rich!(south africa) do you leave him or ask for your money? Swiss hold $321 million[b](₦1,284,000,000,000)[/b]! instead of repatriate the money, he put out condition and guide line before consider the repatriation of our money, worst, it even insist that the spending of that money must be supervised by IMF and world bank, and nigeria government must prepared notes on how the the money will be spent! isn't this foolish? is the money belong to them? is Nigeria borrow from Swiss? why impose on us? are we no longer sovereign nation? and the mumu cry of hunger here in nigeria!
Although, Nigeria government may not like to take it hard with those countries, but Nigeria nation can hold them until our money release without any condition!
$321MILLION= N128BILLION NOT N1.28 TRILLION

N1.28 TRILLION = $3.21 BILLION
AdvertsRe: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by jarkbauer: 12:02pm On Aug 14, 2016
oliverjiad:
morning and happy Sunday

2-4 days its out

Jaid
even in Grimaldi?
AdvertsRe: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by jarkbauer: 11:05am On Aug 14, 2016
how many days does it take to clear a car?
PoliticsRe: 25 Years Later Nigerians Wouldn't Bother Knowing Who's In Aso Rock If... by jarkbauer: 10:58am On Aug 14, 2016
NA SO UNA DEY TALK.. nothing dey work for Nigeria jor
FamilyRe: Facts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by jarkbauer(op): 10:44am On Aug 14, 2016
WIVES

Women are less likely to cheat than men. While estimates of infidelity are difficult to establish, surveys consistently reveal that wives tend to be more faithful than husbands.

When a wife does cheat on her husband, she is more likely to have an emotional affair. Women are less likely than men to have a one night stand.

Because women are more likely to have an emotional affair, cheating wives tend to cheat with someone who is part of their social group—a friend, a co-worker, someone from school, church, etc.

A cheating wife is also more likely to swap up when she cheats. Cheating wives tend to have affairs with men who have more status and resources than their husbands. Or women cheat with men who are better relational partners—someone who is more attentive, appreciative and understanding.

A cheating wife is also more likely to consider leaving her husband when she is having an affair. Because female infidelity tends to be based on emotional intimacy, women often attach more significance to an affair.

When women cheat, they are also more likely to view their infidelity as a symptom of the problems in their relationship. By comparison, men have an easier time separating infidelity from the problems they face at home.

Women are also more likely to draw positive inferences about their physical appearance when they are cheating (e.g., I’m still attractive, I’m still desirable, etc.).
FamilyFacts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by jarkbauer(op): 10:44am On Aug 14, 2016
HUSBAND

Men are more likely than women to cheat. It is estimated that close to 50% of all men will cheat at some point in their lives

Husbands are also more likely to engage in online cheating—using chat rooms, webcams and online services to arrange sexual encounters (including prostitution).

The more money a husband makes, the more likely he is to be unfaithful. Having more money brings more opportunity and wealth tends to attract more women (also see who is likely to cheat).


A lack of sexual excitement or the routine of having sex with the same person often leads men to stray. Men are more likely to be drawn to the thrill of having sex with someone new

Husbands are less likely than wives to consider leaving their spouse when having an affair

A cheating husband is more likely to have an affair with someone who is younger than his wife.

When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to selecting someone to have sex with.

Husbands are more likely to feel that cheating is justified due to the lack of sex within a marriage.

Husbands are much more likely than wives to be serial cheaters
RomanceRe: Facts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by jarkbauer(op): 10:25am On Aug 14, 2016
WIVES

Women are less likely to cheat than men. While estimates of infidelity are difficult to establish, surveys consistently reveal that wives tend to be more faithful than husbands.

When a wife does cheat on her husband, she is more likely to have an emotional affair. Women are less likely than men to have a one night stand.

Because women are more likely to have an emotional affair, cheating wives tend to cheat with someone who is part of their social group—a friend, a co-worker, someone from school, church, etc.

A cheating wife is also more likely to swap up when she cheats. Cheating wives tend to have affairs with men who have more status and resources than their husbands. Or women cheat with men who are better relational partners—someone who is more attentive, appreciative and understanding.

A cheating wife is also more likely to consider leaving her husband when she is having an affair. Because female infidelity tends to be based on emotional intimacy, women often attach more significance to an affair.

When women cheat, they are also more likely to view their infidelity as a symptom of the problems in their relationship. By comparison, men have an easier time separating infidelity from the problems they face at home.

Women are also more likely to draw positive inferences about their physical appearance when they are cheating (e.g., I’m still attractive, I’m still desirable, etc.).

When a woman does have a one night stand, it tends to be with someone who is more attractive and physically fit than her husband.
Women are also more likely than men to use cheating as a means of getting revenge. While using infidelity to "get even" is rare, "revenge cheating" is more common among women.
RomanceFacts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by jarkbauer(op): 10:25am On Aug 14, 2016
HUSBAND

Men are more likely than women to cheat. It is estimated that close to 50% of all men will cheat at some point in their lives

Husbands are also more likely to engage in online cheating—using chat rooms, webcams and online services to arrange sexual encounters (including prostitution).

The more money a husband makes, the more likely he is to be unfaithful. Having more money brings more opportunity and wealth tends to attract more women (also see who is likely to cheat).


A lack of sexual excitement or the routine of having sex with the same person often leads men to stray. Men are more likely to be drawn to the thrill of having sex with someone new

Husbands are less likely than wives to consider leaving their spouse when having an affair

A cheating husband is more likely to have an affair with someone who is younger than his wife.

When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to selecting someone to have sex with.

Husbands are more likely to feel that cheating is justified due to the lack of sex within a marriage.

Husbands are much more likely than wives to be serial cheaters
AdvertsRe: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by jarkbauer: 7:03pm On Aug 13, 2016
What is the last USD rate by customs
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 12:10pm On Aug 12, 2016
Agbalowomeri:
Has anyone ever wondered that Agba and Mercilicious are one and the same person?
one as in married?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 12:08pm On Aug 12, 2016
locodemy:
just give us the source of this news.........lets confirm by ourselves........... thank you
https://www.nairaland.com/3283914/ayoleke-adu-dead
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 11:59am On Aug 12, 2016
The owner of Morgan Capital Ayoleke Adu,is dead!!
AdvertsRe: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by jarkbauer: 7:04am On Aug 11, 2016
I blame agents for accepting this high rates. I personally think agents should go on strike indefinitely.
How can Buhari and the stupid military man he put in there be causing havoc like this na.
PoliticsRe: My Take On Buhari's Anti Corruption Fight by jarkbauer(op): 1:44pm On Aug 07, 2016
muyibaba222:
Well said OP. I support the anti-graft war too, but i think majority dont support it because of the harsh economy. If the economy was just like the way it was in 2014 (not to talk of better), 90% of Nigerians would be in support of which ever way the govt. is using to fight corruption. IMO
Nigerians dont really care again they just want to eat
PoliticsRe: My Take On Buhari's Anti Corruption Fight by jarkbauer(op): 11:41am On Aug 07, 2016
crixtex:
Well you are right. .... I don't complain about the witchhunt again... because I know it's turn by turn...

My problem is people say Buhari is a man of integrity wen all his actions prove otherwise
hmmm
PoliticsMy Take On Buhari's Anti Corruption Fight by jarkbauer(op): 9:54am On Aug 07, 2016
Alot of Nigerians including me wants a fight where our former and present leaders will be jailed.

Many people say he is being one-sided.

They mention names of those they believe should be prosecuted as well.

They are all thieves

If you are not happy that some like Amaechi Tinubu and others are being shielded, then come 2019 vote APC out. I can assure you that the new govt will probe them and probably jail them . Maybe if GEJ had 'successfully' probed Tinubu and others, were they would have been jailed. Obama is not willing to probe and prosecute Hillary Clinton but it is a fact that if Trump becomes the president of America, Hilary may go to jail. Have you wondered why George Bush is not in jail despite lying about weapon of mass destruction was in Iraq?

The truth is only God can give unbiased and absolute justice. we are Okay when some of our looters are being jailed. i will never fight for them even if it is a clear case of the so called 'witch hunting' because i believe they are all corrupt.

It is like when a mob catches 3 members of a 10-man gang of thieves terrorizing an environment and he is being punished, will those who are being terrorized say.... you can not do anything to them until you catch the rest....?


EFCC go on.....
RomanceRe: Man Proposing To His Girlfriend Publicly At Shoprite Causes A Scene by jarkbauer: 8:53am On Aug 07, 2016
ikupakuti:
No mind dem

These same westernized mofos will tell you its babaric and humiliating for a wife to kneel down to greet their husbands....but its not.... when he‘s the one doing it to beg her in the middle of a market
You are a very funny person. i cant agree less. When men knee down... its seen as being humble while when women knee down its seen as being humilating
RomanceRe: Man Proposing To His Girlfriend Publicly At Shoprite Causes A Scene by jarkbauer: 8:46am On Aug 07, 2016
VampireeM:
You are funny prettycrystal. The proposal was last weekend. They ve been together since our university days when they were in year 3! Sincerely we never took their rship seriously due to some stuffs back then. I'm glad they made it! Their introduction was yesterday and the trad and wedding is soonst kiss

Congratulations once again Cnote and Onyi(Nwa professor)!!! Beautiful couple!
which shoprite is this?
PhonesRe: GLO's TGIF Bundle, Weekend Data Plan - 3GB For #500 by jarkbauer: 9:36am On Aug 04, 2016
Is Nairaland paid for this advert.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 12:35pm On Aug 03, 2016
instantex:
Femmy2010 is a trustworthy clearing agent. So far, he has been able to clear 4 cars for me without issues and delivers on the exact date he mentioned.

Recently, I was expecting 3 cars to be cleared which arrived on same date and he told me he wouldn’t be able to clear one of the lot which was a Range rover so, I decided to patronise other advertisers on NL but to my surprise, Mr Femi has delivered since last week as he stated but I have not gotten my Range rover till now, this agent kept on giving me excuses of custom officers not on seat...bla bla bla. He requested for extra clearing charges on phone, the charges he posted here was not what I eventually paid, I paid over 70% extra of the initial stated charges.

I am still calm and I won’t mention any name yet, let us leave that aside till I can’t hold my patience. Some Nigerians use social media for wrong reasons, usually I do not comment but when I saw a complaint post about high price, I decided to drop a testimony of how trustworthy Femmy2010 is.

Femmy2010 will not embark on a project he won’t be able to clear, in a single clearing, he clears up to 20 different cars which shows he has lot of patronisers. If you feel his price is high, call him to negotiate to reduce, he has reduced his price for me on different occasions when I put a call to him, I mean a better price than what we have on NL advertisers.

Most of the time, Client consider integrity before price, and because he has that, lots of people transact with him. Mr femi is a good clearing agent and very efficient at it, if his price is very high, you should look for someone you feel is cheap. It’s totally redundant to come online to diminish someone reputation for his/her preferred charges to execute a deal.

If you can face the stress, go to custom office yourself and clear your lot. Millions of people are watching this forum and your comment looks like it’s a farce, you never had any a personal encounter with femmy2010, from your statement, it’s always like you refer "someone" and as for me, someone is no-one.

If you really appreciate peace and rest of mind when it has to do with auto clearing, I have tried femi2010 and if I am to rate him, I will give him 100%.
He is not the only one that is trustworthy, there are others who's prices are not cut throat. i have my experiences too.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 7:03am On Aug 01, 2016
femmy2010:
You need to gather more experience indeed.
If your Customs officer relation cleared your cat for you in the last 10days then h obviously didn't pay the right tariff on it.


Thanks
The way you are talking.. No need to argue... I don't know what to say.
Anyway all I will do is try and confirm if the paper is genuine
Because it must be genuine else wahala go sele
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2016
femmy2010:

[color=#000099][b]Sir,
Don't you think it is best one doesn't take up what wouldn't work for one ? I do not know where it states it is a must for me to do a Job for you or your friends at a price i cant work with cos it would only soil my goodwill.
How many callers would i remember their inquiry ?But confidently telling me it cost N820,000 to duly clear a 2009 Highlander makes you goof sir .
I would advise you stick to that you know and i stick to what i am very good at .
Drive your less than 1 week(If truly you just cleared it) cleared 2009 Highlander to any customs office with your N820,000 customs papers in hand to verify its authenticity to be sure of your misleading assertion.

I rest my case .
Yes you truly need to rest your case because guess what? It was cleared by my distance relative who is custom officer. Lobatan.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 12:28am On Aug 01, 2016
femmy2010:

[b]Very funny sir ,
I would clearly state the exact cost of clearing and would never ever lure client's patronage with a lowered sum only to unleash the need for more funds afterwards neither would i risk my clients consignment via backdoor clearing which very often backfire .
Why did you refer clients to us?My guess is because of our positive antecedent on Nairaland and you must have been sure we had no blemish and God willing we wont .
We are Nigerians too and very much understand the hard times we found ourselves in but that doesnt still permit us to clear at client's desired clearing cost without considering what the tariff collector(Customs) takes.

The tariff to be paid on a 2009 Highlander is N917,000, terminal takes about N60,000 and this doesn't while other un receipted payments would gulp about N 50,000.

So my bruva go to 10 Customs command and be sure the explained amounts is what you would get to duly clear a 2009 Highlander .
This is my job and my field and i know it very well .

Thanks and God bless you[/b]



WE DELIVER EXACTLY WHAT WE PROMISE.
Well.
You will continue to have your customers.

I referred someone to you because I was a naive and lacked experience and you were visible here on nairaland.com . He contacted you many years ago you gave N1.1 for 2010 Sequoia he cleared it for 850k some years back. He verified his clearing from customs.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 12:26am On Aug 01, 2016
femmy2010:

[b]Very funny sir ,
I would clearly state the exact cost of clearing and would never ever lure client's patronage with a lowered sum only to unleash the need for more funds afterwards neither would i risk my clients consignment via backdoor clearing which very often backfire .
Why did you refer clients to us?My guess is because of our positive antecedent on Nairaland and you must have been sure we had no blemish and God willing we wont .
We are Nigerians too and very much understand the hard times we found ourselves in but that doesnt still permit us to clear at client's desired clearing cost without considering what the tariff collector(Customs) takes.

The tariff to be paid on a 2009 Highlander is N917,000, terminal takes about N60,000 and this doesn't while other un receipted payments would gulp about N 50,000.

So my bruva go to 10 Customs command and be sure the explained amounts is what you would get to duly clear a 2009 Highlander .
This is my job and my field and i know it very well .

Thanks and God bless you[/b]



WE DELIVER EXACTLY WHAT WE PROMISE.
Well. You will continue to have your customers. I referred someone to you because I was a naive and lacked experience. He contacted you many years ago you gave N1.1 for 2010 Sequoia he cleared it for 850k some years back. He verified his clearing from customs
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2016
femmy2010:
The N820k you stated is about what would clear a 2009 Highlander before the recent hike in Customs tariff
I pity you boss, because they were able to fly out (Backdoor) your vehicle u take it as the cost of clearing?
You might not be lucky the next time.
Wish you the very best of luck sir.
Your quotes are always RIDICULOUSLY high and inconsistent.
before now 2009 highlander was cleared for between N600k and N650k

you gave me a quote of N850K N900K

There was a time i referred someone to you
Your quote chase him away.
He got his car cleared for N250K less than your quote
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 2:06pm On Jul 31, 2016
femmy2010:
Good evening ,
N1,050,000 would get it cleared .

Thanks
Cleared it with 820k Thanks for your over inflated price. I pity your gullible customers.
TravelRe: Doctor Nneoma Uhuegbu Dies In Accident In Abia Sate by jarkbauer: 1:33am On Jul 28, 2016
Buccinator:
you should be ashamed of yourself. what do you mean by Medical Graduate what is the difference between that and a Dr. God forgive your wicked heart. you have no idea what she meant to us. its obvious you have never lost a Sister or someone close.
may your curse go back to you. i am not wicked i am just stating the the obvious besides i have deleted the post. so whats all this?
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 11:59am On Jul 27, 2016
princewole22:
.to clear from cotonue rav4 #800,000 while highlander is #900,000.
Thanks.
08036599910,09053650383.
Email;princewole22@yahoo.com
your prices are ridiculously high. Kai. I can never patronise you.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 11:20am On Jul 27, 2016
princewole22:
. The costt of clearing rav4 2009 is #1,050,000 while highlander is #1,200,000 via grimaldi.
Thanks.
08036599910,09053650383.
Email;princewole22@yahoo.com
ARE PEOPLE CLEARING AT THIS ABNORMAL RATES? ME I DEY MOVE MY MOTOR TO COTONOU.
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 11:10am On Jul 27, 2016
oliverjiad:
okay sorry for the mixed up,I wanted to qoute #1.2m for the highlander as 09,even if they're both 09,rav4 value is a bit low to Highlander

Regards

Jaid
IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN I NEED TO RE ROUTE IT TO COTONOU AND CROSS IT IN THEN
TravelRe: Doctor Nneoma Uhuegbu Dies In Accident In Abia Sate by jarkbauer: 10:41am On Jul 27, 2016
what a loss
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer:
oliverjiad:
rav4 2009:#1.50k,2010 highlander:#1.2m

Regards

Jaid
BOTH ARE 2009 NA. ARE YOU SAYING N1.5M? MAKE UNA JUST DEY CALL PRICE ANYHOW. SOMETHING THAT WAS 550K IS NOW MORE THAN DOUBLEhuh I THOUGH IT WAS 40% INCREASE IN RATES

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