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AutosRe: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by jarkbauer: 1:42pm On Apr 15, 2016
kindly help look this JTMBD31V375118758
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 4:22am On Apr 15, 2016
femmy2010:
Bank wire transfer
which bank, and requirements
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by jarkbauer: 9:34pm On Apr 14, 2016
femmy2010:

Yes it can as long as it s run and drive so you don''t end up paying for Non Runner .

Looking forward to a transaction with you .
Pls what is the Fastest, Best and Cheapest way to send money to US
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2016
It's very simple
Just divide the old by new and multiply by the old price
Transcorp
20/21x 1.00
0.9523
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 6:55pm On Apr 12, 2016
The market will crash more.
Sell now and come back in December 2018

This is just the beginning.

#The Eagle
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by jarkbauer: 9:29am On Apr 12, 2016
toluhere:
Is form A still possible right now?
Can one get PTA with one way ticket?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 12:05am On Apr 12, 2016
On e dividend. 2015 I processed e dividend mandates for all my stocks. Do I need to process new mandates this year for all of them again because of this SEC drive?
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Impounded Vehicles To Pay N100, 000 — LASTMA by jarkbauer: 11:23am On Apr 11, 2016
seunmsg:
So, where should vehicles queue up for fuel?
if there are 3 lanes, use one lane to queue but sometimes they occupy the whole 3lanes. Haba
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Impounded Vehicles To Pay N100, 000 — LASTMA by jarkbauer: 8:40am On Apr 11, 2016
seunmsg:
This is a very insensitive decision from the Lagos state government. Government should show empathy towards the people's suffering and not compound it with useless fines. In fact, Lagosians on legitimate fuel queues should beat up any lastma that attempts to tow away vehicles on queue. This is not how to make money.
200k will be better. Because you want fuel you shouldn't block the road
PoliticsRe: Lagos Traffic Problems: Solutions Learnt From Calmness During Fuel Scarcities by jarkbauer(op): 7:51am On Apr 11, 2016
As you go to work today count the number of single passenger cars you see on the road.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Traffic Problems: Solutions Learnt From Calmness During Fuel Scarcities by jarkbauer(op): 12:44am On Apr 11, 2016
I am firm believer that essence of governance is to protect the people.I spend 4 hours everyday to and fro everyday. Putting up tolls everywhere to reduce traffic wont be a bad idea.
HealthRe: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by jarkbauer: 7:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
grossintel:
no I don't. Am muscular in build. I have this tissue in my nipple I thought was a result of oetrogyne hormone but I asked the doctor and he said it's normal.
Do further Tests.
HealthRe: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by jarkbauer: 6:45pm On Apr 10, 2016
grossintel:
Actually the result is

MORPHOLOGY
percentage Abnormality = 80%
Normal morphology = 20%
ACTIVELY MORTILE = 5%
CONCENTRATION = 15*10ML
DEAD/NON MORTILE = 95%
Its possible I could have a child via sperm washing but satisfying my wife will be a real problem. I have no urge for sex naturally except i force my self to concentrate then maybe little urge.
Do you have small breast?
HealthRe: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by jarkbauer: 6:36pm On Apr 10, 2016
grossintel:
Do you have early morning erections or random erection = very week most days I don't.
Do you have erection while playing with a girl or watching porn? = NO
Do you have normal size flaccid penis size? = Yes normal size
Do you have normal size testicles? = no slightly smaller than normal
Do you have beards or receding hair line? =Yes I do
Is your voice thin or normal male baritone? = thin only deep in the morning
Do you have the urge to have sex? = No I actually have to force my self, even if a lady is naked in front of me I just feel nothing.
You may have hypogonadism. Your tests must be done in more than one lab and early morning, However like you said, check if primary or secondary. So do other tests like prolactin, FSH LH Gonatrophins releasing hormones etc. From there you will know the solution

Do you have pubic hair male or female pattern?
Can you tell me your Testosterone level?
Your testicles soft or normal?

i would advise against Testosterone short, too many side effects
HealthRe: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by jarkbauer: 6:23pm On Apr 10, 2016
grossintel:
Can you answer the following questions:

Do you have early morning erections or random erections
Do you have erection while playing with a girl or watching porn?
Do you have normal size flaccid penis size?
Do you have normal size testicles?
Do you have beards or receding hair line?
Is your voice thin or normal male baritone?
Do you have the urge to have sex?
Does Viagra/Cialis have effect on your erections?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Traffic Problems: Solutions Learnt From Calmness During Fuel Scarcities by jarkbauer(op): 4:46pm On Apr 10, 2016
9jatriot:
A semblance of this model was tried on lekki epe express way, am sure you know the fall out was. the opposition made it a campaign point. No government will risk this in Lag. You will only be arming the opposition.
Nice opinion. Does this make it a bad idea?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Traffic Problems: Solutions Learnt From Calmness During Fuel Scarcities by jarkbauer(op): 4:17pm On Apr 10, 2016
Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala

Moderator Kindly move this to frontpage. I want people's opinion on this matter.
PoliticsRe: Advisory Role For Jonathan By Buhari On Fuel ⛽ Crisis by jarkbauer: 3:59pm On Apr 10, 2016
A man that did not build or resuscitate our refineries but continue the regime of handling licenses to cronies to continue fuel importation while he was president for 5 years.
PoliticsLagos Traffic Problems: Solutions Learnt From Calmness During Fuel Scarcities by jarkbauer(op): 11:39am On Apr 10, 2016
Traffic problems are not new to Lagosians. But no Lagosian loves the problems associated with busy roads.
One may however notice and wonder why traffic jams reduces whenever there is fuel scarcity. The answer is not farfetched; fewer cars on the road.
This can be interpreted as, the fewer the cars on the road the lesser the traffic jams. Beautiful!

During peak periods, analysis of vehicles on the road shows that if there are 100 cars on the road, 50% are one-passenger-occupant vehicles, 20% are many-occupants vehicles while 20% are commercial buses and the rest trucks and articulated vehicles

Then comes this other question, did people abandon their duty post because of unavailability of fuel? NO. They simply adjusted and blended with realities of the time -No fuel.

Many private car owners resorted to these ways
- Public transport
- Carpooling
- Working from home.

Public transport in Lagos is easily understandable, Danfos, Red Lagbuses, Blue BRTs etc. Carpooling is the sharing of car journeys so that more than one person travels in a car. So whoever gets fuel gets to carry everybody.

Many companies realized some of their workers could actually work from home, and advised such.
So the question is how can the LASG simulate something similar to a fuel-crises-induced car reduction on Lagos roads? Make it more expensive to drive some certain type of vehicles during certain periods. BUT provide comfortable alternatives.

1) Provision of adequate, readily available and comfortable high capacity air-conditioned buses in almost all major bus stops around Lagos. For example, on Lagos/Ibadan axis bus stops like Berger, Magodo/7UP, Ojota, Alapere, Ogudu, Gbagada, Oworo. Medium capacity buses should be provided for easy street-street movement on Lagos Island.

2) Introduction of peak period toll gates. Toll gates which would be tolled between the hours of 5:00 am to 10:00 am and 5pm to 10pm every day except weekend and public holidays. Most traffic in Lagos during peak periods are of those going to Lagos Island, Apapa and Ikeja metropolis.

Who should be tolled? Private Sedan and SUVs or any low capacity cars should be tolled while Taxis, Minivans, buses (e.g. Danfos) trucks trailers should be exempted.

Lagos hate tolls and it is understandable, however the merits and essence of this toll arrangement outweighs its demerits, and besides there would be provisions for alternatives! Lagos needs agile and healthy workforce. Spending hours in daily traffic has many adverse effects on our body. Many Lagosians are hypertensive, have stress induced heart disease and die daily from stress.
There are no benefits or comfort spending hours in traffic driving while if this idea is adopted you can easily get to and from work and have others drive for you.

The time frame is specifically to help to who go to work early.
We know the long term solution to Lagos traffic is mass transit by rails and trains but before its availability the adoption of this may make life in Lagos a little more bearable.

cc myd44, lalasticlala seun
BusinessRe: MUST READ : Why Gtbank Latest 737 Simple Mobile Banking Is A Beautiful Nonsense by jarkbauer: 7:11am On Apr 10, 2016
ADENIKETINA2015:
Did the OP suggest anything relating to what you wrotehuh


Pls read again
Calling it a nonsense is wrong. he can make suggestions on how to improve it without rubbishing the idea
BusinessRe: MUST READ : Why Gtbank Latest 737 Simple Mobile Banking Is A Beautiful Nonsense by jarkbauer:
This commentary is a beautiful nonsense.
Your condemnation of the idea was outright
Should banks stop issuing ATM cards because an armed robbers can hijack you and ask for your PIN?
Guard your phone and ATM cards.
PhonesRe: 6 Things NITEL Should Do To Get Nigerians To Buy Its SIM Cards Like Hot Cakes! by jarkbauer: 6:48am On Apr 10, 2016
igbodefender:
Sir, it is still NITEL but NITEL owns MTEL (not NTEL). Thanks for the effort anyway. cool
IT IS NTEL NOT NITEL AND PRIVATELY OWNED

http://ntel.com.ng/ THAT IS THEIR OFFICIAL WEBSITE

ntel, Nigeria’s 5th mobile network, commences operations in Lagos, Abuja

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/ntel-commences-operations-lagos-abuja/
PoliticsRe: Awolowo, Obj, PMB And Abiola Wera All Ex Convicted So Why The Talk About Alamco by jarkbauer: 9:25pm On Apr 09, 2016
You cant changed people's mind about Alams,however you are entitled to your opinion but to change peoples. .it is impossible.
PoliticsRe: Awolowo, Obj, PMB And Abiola Wera All Ex Convicted So Why The Talk About Alamco by jarkbauer: 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2016
Op hold your opinion. your Alams will always be known for these

Impeached Governor
Prisoner escapee
Disgraced Governor
Convicted Criminal
A wanted man in the UK even in death
PoliticsRe: Awolowo, Obj, PMB And Abiola Wera All Ex Convicted So Why The Talk About Alamco by jarkbauer: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2016
odikimi:
Every offence is forbidden, whether u r a killer or not.
those persons u r talking about were all convicted for treason and treasonable felony so what the Bleep are j u talking about?
Please be civil in your argument.
PoliticsRe: Awolowo, Obj, PMB And Abiola Wera All Ex Convicted So Why The Talk About Alamco by jarkbauer: 7:08pm On Apr 09, 2016
odikimi:
Was Buhari's convict a political convict? was Obj's convict a political convict?
guy u better go n register for kindergarten 1
I wont stoop and start calling you names however tell me the crime OBJ and Buhari were convicted of. Celebrate Alams. Its your choice.

If you were a student leader and led riots against school authority over poor state of your school and got jailed eventually.would you want to be categorised as a serial killer or an armed robber?
PoliticsRe: Awolowo, Obj, PMB And Abiola Wera All Ex Convicted So Why The Talk About Alamco by jarkbauer: 6:36pm On Apr 09, 2016
odikimi:
Is it that some Nigerians from that..... region are hypocrites or myopic. Awolowo, Abiola, Obj, PMB etcetera were all ex convict but were celebrated by same people. Why are they pained when we celebrate our son for fighting for resource control?
Bros Celebrate Alams. You are free to do so.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 12:35pm On Apr 08, 2016
dragonking2:
Whose fault is it then? I dont have any intention to politicize this thread but this government has rolled out several unfavorable policies that has forced several businesses and financial institution to take drastic steps to survive, hence we see what first bank is doing to its customers.



https://www.nairaland.com/3035962/nigerias-inflation-projected-cross-12

http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/04/08/nigerias-inflation-projected-cross-12-threshold/

With this news alone, the idea of sell in May is very valid. Investors are highly warned.
Well can you devalue and not have increased inflation?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 10:27am On Apr 08, 2016
No amount of doomsayers can bring Jonathan the ineffectual buffoon back. The man whose under watch everybody became a sophisticated looter
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jarkbauer: 10:24am On Apr 08, 2016
dragonking2:
https://www.nairaland.com/3027788/first-bank-charging-me-monthly

they voted for change, now they are in CHAINS! This is just the beginning.

Customers are now threatening to close their accounts with fbhn. Expect the price of fbhn in nse to drop very soon
are you saying this is Buharis fault again?
TravelRe: LASTMA Impounds Indian Man's Car On 3rd Mainland Bridge Lagos (Photos) by jarkbauer: 1:14pm On Apr 07, 2016
otokx:
If only Nigerians love Innoson as Indians love Kia.
They love Tata no kia

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