₦airaland Forum

DMeanMan:
Yeah!

Justapose your bad idea with a shittyy one to make yours look great!

That's the way to go!

utenwuson:
I grow up wt my elder bro, we live 2geda b4 he even get married, I don't c y d wife should send me on errand, I do things I want 2 do, like take my bro cloths to laundry, wash his car @ tyms, I even cook cos she was friendly, d moment she started seeing it dt is mandatory I help her I quit helping her, I will voluntarily mess up d whole place dts how we guys tend to grow, even mum cnt send me wen she s hard on me, but I can do anything 4 her wen she sound nice n friendly

... and you're proud of your behaviour?

utenwuson:
17, he s grown, will soon go to 2d university, d best way to make him work in d house is by being friendly, u can't simply nag @ him to do house chores! he s not a girl

DMeanMan:
Yeah..... Right.

2 pity driven offers.

That's the best the OP could get!


The best job are wrestled for, not given out of Pity!!!

tolugar:
After drinking it,

What happen to the bottle.?

Use it to do fence naaa

Marxxx:
Dyt/dytbabe, halfricanadian, jashar...et al..I trust you are a great day...kind regards

UlqU3:
And the men should take

- Fatherhood leave
- "just paid bills" trauma leave
- "my daughter brought a man home" leave
- El classico and UCL warmup leave

Smh

MadCow1:
Only if Konji leave is approved for men..


If Maternity leave no do una, make una turn sit at home wives.

Bitches better shove a tampon into their coochie, put their PMS in check and come into work and be well behaved.

who vex you kwa?

I di very harsh ooo

tearoses:
The woman is just breaking hearts everywhere
I don tire for her matter
I just hope that fists dont fly on this family section
proposals everywhere
Dayo come o!

Na she be 'Most Wanted' by popular demand

vfactor:
Not really seeking her approval. But getting her informed and hearing her opinion. She may just give u a side to it you may never have thought of.

Dyt:
He can't gimme money as that's the only thing I am after afterall

you don come again with your money talk

Dyt:
He likes Igbo's and prefers a good Christian

interesting, so, you were actually considering

halfricanadian:
Im married o

Na today

SSpeter:
After reading all the stories...infact Oga marxxx you must make choice...between (DYT, dytbabe, jashar, halfricanadian, sssob).....i am watching the love story in 7D

SSpeter:
DYT/dytbabe seems like you and marxxx wan start una love stories from nairaland..lol Cos this una flow no be here! You like the bobo and the bobo like you dey pretend..make una pakurumo

How come no one is seeing what I'm see?

What is happening here is a typical Indian film.

'Guy' like 'Girl', 'Girl' isn't sure if she like 'Guy'. 'Another Girl' come dey like 'Guy'.
'Guy' come dey 'kinda like' the 'Another Girl' but is hoping 'Girl' will give him sign she likes him too.

I'ma see how this will end

sssob:
Aunty...ha Nooo ooo just loving a possible love story...

sis ehhhh.... can you see what I'm seeing here

Make them sha no make 'aso-ebi' expensive ooo

We 'wee' be 'there' by fire by thunder

Marxxx:
yp...I feel for her(it) though...can't eat, can't recognise me...ooo...painful

Marxxx:
jashar what is the meaning of "Namste"...is it an english word?

Marxxx:
That should be DYT handiwork she could grade me -20 thank heavens I got a 0. Have the honour; be the judge who got upset at the end?...You see marxxx might just be the most humorous man on planet Mars....yeah I think I am....cos no other being exist here

No P. Mars . Now I see. . I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but I think you should start preparing to let Zara go. The prognosis is dim, (s)he has lived a long good life.

Namste

dytbabe:
Pulls her back
Don't mind him
He don't have sense of humour
Let's help build it
It's on the zero level and might take sometime