₦airaland Forum

ajebuter:
Take pictures and keep till her wedding day and ask her for 'bail' money if she doesnt want me to pass it round guests.

My mom did to my immediate younger brother in 1980

He was 5 and i was 7 and he was always running around naked claiming clothes scratched his body so we called him 'monkey'

One day my mom brought a photographer home and he refused to be dressed and his pictures were taken like that.

Mama Titi kept it and on his wedding day, she brought it out, threatened to show everybody annd asked for bail money of 10k for his nuttiness

My brother dished it out as swiftly as hell bcs the pics were just so downright hilarious and ridiculous

So, get my drift? I will do thesame and then i wont ask for a paltry 10k but maybe 200k then

your ma has a sense of humour me likey

who send the woman message?

psucc:
My husband raped me.

Pls I need a definition of the word rape and how it is applied in marriage.

Cutehector:
well, it's u ladies that attach the much importance to things like dis.

as a lady, me no send ooo . This world is not my home. So, my treasures ain't here.

Sunnypar:
The girls commenting you can start by sending them pm

awhhhhhh!!!!! Mobebi... Pele dear. e ku ise. Shey you're also in UNILAG? Take it easy ooo

tonychristopher:
SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE DEMERITS OF INTER TRIBAL THING OUT WEIGHS THE METRITS

I DONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT DILUTING THE GENOME AND BRING IN FORIEGN DISEASE THAT IS FORIEGN TO A TRIBE


LETS FACE IT, CULTURALLY,ROMANTICALLY BIOLOGICALLY IT IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT...BUT IF YOU HAVE STRAYED IN ANY WAY OUT OF YOUR TRIBE...PLEASE HONEY MAKE IT WORK DEAR

mascot87:
It shld b 8 yes ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this music express phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

indeed, the heart of man is desperately wicked.


So, did you eat the fufu

kaaaaiiiiiiii. Quid Pro Quo uncle. Even if people don't tell you thank you after a good deed; so what?

People should learn to be selfless. Do things for people without expecting anything in return. That way you won't be disappointed.

DavidEsq:
Pls intent to commit murder is not a crime; its a state of the mind, which the law calls mens rea, which cannot be punished. How could one be punished for having bad thoughts?

Aromas:
Don't tell mi men are guilty of this?

see ya head

Aromas:
I admit ur point buh the bad ones are edge above the good ones my opinion thou