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The eskay he took behind Ojota garage must have totally recked havoc on his senses before he even landed his negro ass on that chair

Imagine this dope creep peeping through you bedroom window @ past midnight, and he tells you not to bother calling your neighbors cos they are all dead already..

Seens like the ras ass dude that tap the conspicuous ass and the guy filming, made a ''i dare you bet'' and the guy that assaulted the lady won.

Looks like an old southern dude having a post mid life crisis, probably tired of the old hag he's been trapped at home with for ages and hasn't
got the cheddar to bang the kind of broad he's been dreaming of. So instead of just opting to wanking off his cock to ease the stress
he prefers to flaunt his talent in front of the local Ijebu bar girl.

If ever sex was to be banned, women will be the first to protest at government house., they are so into rear entry intercourse kai, konji and iniquity na like 5 n 6.

This type of Mark-4 backside will require a tactical approach by guy with military experience who is naturally blessed with a long spanner to properly dismantle and reassemble

Coincidentally this sorrowful tale reminds me of the things my present wife is putting me through, after 4 lovely kids under the space of 14yrs of marriage, am still repeating the same corrections to her like I did in our 1st year of marriage, such as always keep you dirty undies out of view, and cover the pot of food after cooking or serving. But unfortunately its the same mess every different day, and now am seriously contemplating marrying a 2nd wife with a good level of compatibility .
Whenever a man marries a woman that is not as hygienically, educationally and consciously sound as the man, then there's gonna be major league WAHALA, and the worst part is whenever you complain she labels you a nagging unappreciative husband, because she feels as long as she's giving you good gymnastics in the other room and kids to show for her effort then you should just endure what ever crap she does in the home

Foreign interference will not determine the eventual outcome of this year's US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS like the tactics, weaknesses and strengths of both candidates.

"The Teflon Don" will launch his blitzkrieg offensive starting with the Presidential debates due for Tue, 29 Sep 2020 – Thu, 22 Oct 2020. And in the word's of Eric Trump the 1st Presidential Debate Will be 'An Absolute Bloodbath'.

There are chinks in the armour of every mortal seeking elevation to higher realms. Definitely Trump and the GOP will exploit every weak spot in order to cause maximum damage to both the DNC and their chosen candidate. Issues like Biden's mental health and allegations against his son Hunter Biden while working for Burisma can Jeopardize their ultimate ambition to replace Trump.

Remember Trump is a master of the media and his publicity stunts are the stuff of legends, just look at the irreparable damage he did to Hillary Clinton back in 2016 during their televised presidential debates. Hillary and the DNC flung enough mud on Trump but still could not end his ambition and tenacity to succeed, his counter punches are phenomenal and that's why he won in 2016.

Presently many Democrats are scared of Trump's maverick on the debate stage and this makes Joe Biden afraid to debate President Trump. He would prefer to stay locked away in his basement bunker. He knows he can't match Trump's energy and wit onstage with the country watching and the fate of the election hanging in the balance

The US 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES that's if Biden is man enough to attend, are going to be a brutal display of shrewd political offensive strategy and political history lessons will be boring without their mention, presently the numbers aren't looking good for Trump but that's exactly what CNN and the rest of the left wing media made us believe back in 2016 and Trump still beat his opponents silly.

Beyonce wannabe, displaying sultry stuff meant only for the private viewing of her hubby,..tasteless and incapable of causing sexual arousal in men of standard .

Banging all the succeessful hustlerz in the hood won't add any intrinsic value to your black kunja..think of somthing smarter like tatooing Jay Z's face next to your center of gravity,..or better still, go wax some grease balls in exchange for a 9 to 5. .

By consciously avoiding watching Big Black Cock porn movies, this way married women won't have to compare their handsome husbands to Charlie Mac, a professional pussy vandalizer performing extraordinary overtime duties for Bangbros entertainment .

So they can easily tell the difference between what they are trapped with, and what they actually desire to have .

Ok, this is just one of those off the chart questions that makes you think you are dealing with someone that needs practical experience. But for the sake of clarity i'll give it a theoretical try.

So let's picture a scenario where Mr Big Stuff has a nasty erection threatening to burst his pant's wide open, all he has to do is wait for the right time to give his wife that ultimate look in the eye and in such a sweet puppy like way that she firmly get's the massage that something romantic is brewing down below.
The next move requires crucial timing, if the coast is clear and the pestering kids have all gone to bed, he could play some romantic music or movie..but most Nigerian men prefer skipping romantic drama and just go straight to the juicy part.

A gentle touch on her shoulder or any sensitive part of your choice will send the message to her neuro vortex that its show time.

Experienced couples have sex just like they say good morning or like good friends shaking hands, unless there's a psychological dis-connect then mundane romantic activities like initiating sex becomes too procedural and far in-between. Once a G start's grabbing his crouch in front of madam she should automatically know what's cumming next.
And if she's overtly feeling sexy then i don't need to wait for signals from Shakespeare or Michael Angelo to direct my next move.

Sex between couples should be spontaneous as the need arises, there's no point of holding back your desires for pleasure after the rubicon had been crossed at the altar of marriage .

Better start having safe sex on time to confirm if all the critical parts are functioning as they should. Couples getting tied for life only to realize that lover boy hasn't got the fire power to deliver the juicy stuff [nigga's be shooting blanks hoping to score a lucky shot], or Juliet's chamber can't bake the dough well enough to produce an heir to the throne..damn, stuff like this breaks my heart

Single women whether widows, divorcee or just unfortunate lonely hearts tend to gradually drop the image of their ideal romeo each time they take a critical look in the mirror and realize their biological clocks are ticking faster than the earth rotates. Before you can even say Rockefeller, all she'll be looking for is some G that can stick it up real good and make her feel like Eve tasting the good stuff for the first time .

Reminds me of my ex-bitch, the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was my di*k

Most pregnancies are not actually planned life changers (yes a child can ''alter your life and destiny'' either for better or worse) most couples never had that important discussion to determine that their next intimate rendezvous should produce an offspring. And the mere pleasures of hot steamy sex is just not a good enough reason for a right thinking lady to get pregnant for a G and expect wedding bells

That's why proper courtship is critical before the ultimate leap into blissful marriage or perpetual bondage. Some of these foolish and brainless
ladies are so smart they can pretend to be worth the stress just to get an unsuspecting guy hooked for life..that's why a real G should not let the carnal demands of his dick becloud his sense of reasoning..

Get into the right social cycle's online or otherwise and you might be lucky to meet the right guys, from there pick your romeo and sail to
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