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RomanceRe: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by jayAjoku(m): 3:07pm On Aug 15, 2023
Me I’m here trying to Figure out how Someone will sleep with Another person by mistake 🤔🤔🤔 How did it happen ? 🤔 Did the Dick Mistakenly Enter the Vagina ? 🤔Did the Vagina mistakenly Land on the Penis ?🤔 These are the Questions one must ponder before Attending to the matter of Forgiveness 🤔🤔

How did it happen ?🤔
CelebritiesRe: Queen Dami: Portable Confirms Relationship With Alaafin Of Oyo Wife by jayAjoku(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2023
festacman:
What do you mean that the babe no get taste because she is dating Portable. What is wrong with Portable apart the small sko sko wey dey him head and by the way, everybody including you get peculiar signature sko sko.

Portable is doing well financially. He is a famous. He is a man who has impregnated his wives, which means his 'machine gun' is sharp. As a Muslim, he is entitled to four wives. He is not the ugliest man. Above all, Portable is titled man in his community and he is king of Zazu and in case you don't know, a king is a king. So, what exactly is your beef with him? huh
Leave that one he no get babe as he Dey like that o
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Charged With Conspiracy To Commit Forgery by jayAjoku(m): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2023
Nothin come out
PoliticsRe: NAF Airstrikes Hit Oil Thieves In Rivers, IPOB In Anambra, Terrorists In Sambisa by jayAjoku(m): 12:15pm On Aug 14, 2023
All this one is gra gra the real people stealing oil and oil money in Nigeria don’t need to be hiding in the bush if you know you know 😏🤷🏾‍♂️
CrimeRe: Drug Baroness, Four Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts Three Syndicates In Lagos by jayAjoku(m): 8:24am On Aug 14, 2023
Chinemelum and Ade 🤣😂🤣 This is not the Unity Tinubu was talking about o 😂😂
CrimeRe: ‘It Was Ritual To Boost My Business’ – Suspect Caught With Skull by jayAjoku(m): 8:22am On Aug 14, 2023
Before you open some kind News for Nairaland you go just know where the culprit from 😂😂🤣🤣 If Na Rituals and human parts you will just know the usual suspects 🤣😂. If Na Drugs and Fraud you go just know the Usual suspects 🤣😂🤣 I no call anybody name o
Christianity EtcRe: Nairalander's Church Picnic In Russia: Photos by jayAjoku(m): 4:50pm On Aug 13, 2023
mushroomFarm:
Hi buddies.
So I completed my first year exams successfully.
Russian language gets easier with each new day, I made 79%, 80% and 88% in Russian language, chemistry and biology respectively (For my midterm medical school exams for foreign students) which are very great scores because we study in Russian language and we were examined via a method that involves writing and giving oral answers to your professors. These professors only speak and understand the Russian language.
(I got higher chemistry and biology scores compared to students from former USSR countries studying with me even though they are native speakers of the Russian language wink?
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So enough of the bragging grin grin
My pastor decided to take us on a picnic (African and foreign students) and I just want to share with you some pictures from our picnic.
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First picture is my pastor giving me a slice of water melon.
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Second picture is me.
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Third picture is a picture I took in the church library before we went on our journey. We assembled in church very early in the morning for tea and breakfast (majorly fruits)
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Last picture here is my pastor before he started showcasing his cutting skills on the water melon.
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It was a lovely experience and an exciting picnic. Take note that we were not asked to pay anything oooooooo... Our pastor calls it a gift from God...and a way of making us experience nature more and bond together as one family in Christ regardless of race and colour.❤️
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Let me also add that there are no police nor military checkpoints in Russia. There are no militants, unknown gunmen, terrorists, etc in the bushes too. Any gunman that wants to be unfortunate, all the farmers who are retired war veterans would gang up and hunt them down lol nobody send you to be stupid grin
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As thick as the forests are, everyone felt safe..made me feel sad about Nigeria. undecided
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nlpfmod
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Follow the link in my profile/signature to view more photos and videos in my Russia/foreign life WhatsApp group.
how can one move to Russia what’s the safest and best route without cutting corners
Foreign AffairsRe: Hawaii Wildfires: At Least 89 Confirmed Dead After Deadliest US Blaze In 100yrs by jayAjoku(m): 4:35pm On Aug 13, 2023
Ituobaroanthony:
What is now funny 🙄 don't you have some sympathy and empathy?
Has your Empathy Changed the situation? Has your empathy bought any of them a new car or new property? Since you care about the world so much how many hungry people have you fed today ?

I go wait your answer. The Difference Between me and you is I Actually Don’t give A Damn and I’m Honest about it , you on the other hand You will wake up tomorrow morning and forget this incident actually happened Get out of here with your smelling fake empathy nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hawaii Wildfires: At Least 89 Confirmed Dead After Deadliest US Blaze In 100yrs by jayAjoku(m): 3:33pm On Aug 13, 2023
Fire Dey burn na cars dey Melt 🤣😅😂 Trees no Dey burn at all and Una go believe say na wild fire 🔥🤣😂🤣 Lazer And Energy Weapons At work here if you know you know 🎯🤷🏾‍♂️
RomanceRe: Is Sex Really Compulsory In A Relationship? by jayAjoku(m): 3:31pm On Aug 13, 2023
Emeskhalifa:
Do you buy a car without testing it?
😂🤣 he probably does
RomanceRe: Is Sex Really Compulsory In A Relationship? by jayAjoku(m): 3:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
Sex is Compulsory that’s all I can say if you think it’s not pass me and my friends your babe so we can be using her without her giving any to you and then let’s see how you will React after a few months 😂😅😅🤣
CrimeRe: Drug Baroness, 4 Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts 3 Syndicates In Lagos by jayAjoku(m): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2023
WAZOBIA Ably represented 😄😁 Everybody na Drug Baron for Naija 😭😭
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by jayAjoku(m): 1:44pm On Aug 13, 2023
fuckboys:
I understand, thanks.
Don’t give her Alcohol o unless she asks for it and the both of you are already down to Fûck.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by jayAjoku(m): 1:42pm On Aug 13, 2023
Labdi69:
One magic word: “come to my place”. Someone once said that is the litmus test for attraction and i quite agree although not always.

Once she comes, enlist our good friend Mr alcohol to set the tone. Then get all touchy and etc with no mention of relationship. Never be rude, never force anything, never slut shame her after you have your way, never kiss and tell, always treat her with respect and demand thesame, dodge all billings or accede to the ones you can afford, afterall she gave you her body for free. Etc etc

If you are in your teens or twenties, one fatal mistake you can make is to chase women or concentrate too much on building attraction. Make sure you are the best or among the best in school, upskill and learn marketable skills that is in vogue eg tech etc so you can be economically successful.

He who becomes rich wins, not he who slept with the most number of girls.

I wont say make money and women will come, no. What id say is make money and enjoy a life of comfort. Women are overrated.

If you ignore me and delve deep into womanizing, then just know you will loose yourself in the process and if it ends up derailing you from your path, don't blame anyone.

You don’t need the redpill to be masculine. God put it in you already
Do not use Alcohol when doing anything with a woman unless the both of you have agreed already to sex. Women can claim to be under the influence when they had sex with you and this can give them Probable cause if they want to accuse you of Rape I Repeat Again do not use Alcohol to entertain a woman Unless the both of you have already agreed to have sex . Be warned.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Think Of Christians That Go To Work On Sunday? by jayAjoku(m): 10:43am On Aug 13, 2023
why don’t you just mind your business Wetin concern you with another person life ?
EducationRe: Amaechina Chimbusonma Nwadiuto Scores Nine A1s In 2023 WASSCE by jayAjoku(m): 11:34am On Aug 12, 2023
😁😁😁😁 nice one this one will Pain Agbado and Suya people small , Igbo Amaka 😛
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi & Obasanjo In Uyo For Burial Of Sunday Mbang by jayAjoku(m): 1:31am On Aug 12, 2023
Two excellent thieves and liars landing in one location
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by jayAjoku(m): 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2023
brain54:
I am not saying anything…

But sometimes you need to forget swag and packaging.


Have you seen boko haram rag tag commanders…?

And yet they give the generals you posted a hard time defeating them!
be like you no know say Boko Haram na still Nigerian government dey sponsor them are you sure you are Nigerian at all ?
PoliticsRe: ‘We Weren’t Given Anything Extra’ — Ireti Kingibe Speaks On Akpabio’s ‘Alert' by jayAjoku(m): 11:32pm On Aug 10, 2023
If you are a Nigerian and you believe anything any politician is saying be it Peter Obi be it Alex otti ,be it Tinubu, Be it Soludo or El rufai Be it Seyi Makinde . If you believe anything they’re telling you you are a fool and you need to give up your brain 🧠 because you don’t need it .
PoliticsRe: ‘We Weren’t Given Anything Extra’ — Ireti Kingibe Speaks On Akpabio’s ‘Alert' by jayAjoku(m): 11:27pm On Aug 10, 2023
TemplarLandry:
huh
That Senate is a gang.
The code of omerta is observed.
She ain't gonna snitch.
LP or no LP.
Facts
FamilyRe: Unmarried Nairalanders: When Do You Plan To Settle Down ? by jayAjoku(m): 1:58pm On Aug 10, 2023
On the day of the rapture
BusinessRe: Who Is Better At Saving Money- Men Or Women? by jayAjoku(m): 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2023
Men

Women are only able to save money because Most times they don’t Spend A lot of their own Money on Certain things because men buy it for them.

These Things include But are not limited to The following:

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Airtime/Mobile Data

Transportation To and Fro Certain Locations

Toiletries and Cosmetics

Electricity Bills

Medical and sanitary Supplies

Fuel .Etc
Foreign AffairsRe: Former Niger Rebel Launches Anti-Coup Movement by jayAjoku(m): 7:33am On Aug 10, 2023
France and USA done give this foolish idiot weapons and logistics now he wan make noise 😂😂
PhonesRe: Elon Musk’s X Fined $350,000 By US Government Over Trump’s Twitter Account by jayAjoku(m): 11:00pm On Aug 09, 2023
Nobody should be taking anything coming from the USA Government seriously again They’re a bunch of hypocrites
TV/MoviesRe: I'm Dating A Billionaire - Princess, First Evicted BBNaija All Stars Housemate by jayAjoku(m): 7:32pm On Aug 09, 2023
I don’t Blame her I blame the foolish Simps that Inflate the ego of These Women Because of A Wet Snail in between their legs.
PoliticsRe: 25 Nigerian Soldiers Operating Armoured Tanks, War Vehicles Resign by jayAjoku(m): 2:27pm On Aug 09, 2023
My cousin in the airforce was moved from Port Harcourt To Sokoto because of this Nigerien coup If you know what’s happening in the military now ehn to resign go dey hungry you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Buying Of Jobs, How Long Has this Been Existing? by jayAjoku(m): 12:46pm On Aug 09, 2023
It has existed as Long as The corrupt Elements have been in power so probably since The time of independence.
Car TalkRe: Enugu Government Bans Unauthorised Use Of Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by jayAjoku(m): 8:19am On Aug 08, 2023
All this one Na to add new price for extra choppings
RomanceRe: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by jayAjoku(m): 2:03am On Aug 08, 2023
luminouz:
Lol...she just described igbo men. Even mentioned Chukwuemeka ... Seems men from that region are the biggest simps of Nigeria. Train women in school, actively cultivate laziness in women by equating love with money and gifts.

I agree that many men from other regions of Nigeria also simp with this mentality. They even prefer to suffer in silence and smile while providing for women who give no fuqs about them. Tell them of the redpill and they will term you broke and curse you yet they keep crying online about heartbreaks from women.

I have never used money to woo any woman and will not, yet I have dated some gorgeous women in my life. Men forget that most women will collect your money but never love you because attraction can't be bought.

This message is for a simp on NL who thinks paying his gf rent, school fees and allowances are signs of 'care' while neglecting his own life. Some even borrow app loans to shop for their girlfriends. Take the redpill today or Perish!!!
A word is Enough for the Wise
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by jayAjoku(m): 1:58am On Aug 08, 2023
https://www.nairaland.com/7793521/sa-girl-states-why-she

Go into this thread and watch as Nigerian men shamelessly Try to Justify and support the simping they’ve Exported from Nigerian Internationally 😂🤣🤣😂. When you are a simp you won’t know you are a Simp until the day your eyes open up to reality
RomanceRe: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by jayAjoku(m): 1:54am On Aug 08, 2023
Samantha124:
Of course they'd agree to get married to them just so they could keep showering them with money.

Let those Nigerian men in SA go broke and see what happens.. grin grin grin.. that's why your women in Nigeria also treat you guys the same way, you made them believe that there's no love without money.
Kai you are a very smart and Observant girl for these your last few posts 😂😂🤣. Most Nigerian men in SA are pure Simps and Because they are Simps SA women are breathing well because they know they’re in the midst of Simps that will love and shower them with money. I swear Southy girls sabi wash Nigerian men brain and since They tend to be the biggest Simps 😂 it’s very easy for them .
FamilyRe: DNA Test: Tunde Ayeni Says No Paternal Relationship With Adaobi Alagwu Daughter by jayAjoku(m): 4:35pm On Aug 07, 2023
Once Igbo girl see say you get money and you dey fall for her Omo you done turn maga for her hand o She will lie, Cry and manipulate you she will do anything to make sure she maintains access to your money.

If you are a wealthy man in Nigeria Avoid banging all these Hoes without condom. You go regret am if you no Wise.

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