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PoliticsRe: Wike Inspects Rail Transport Project, First Official Assignment by jayAjoku(m): 7:38am On Aug 24, 2023
Creamcrest:
So you prefer he doesn't perform his duties?

What kind of a mumu are you?
He’s obviously an Enormous Mumu 😂
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boy On The Run After Killing His Girlfriend For Rituals (Photos) by jayAjoku(m): 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2023
GUNITGuy:
Mehn how do girls date this kind of men Sef ..... .....
This is evil
once them see car and iPhone 12/13 their mind done dey already bro send them small money give them good lash for your well furnished house , if you tell them to leave their papa them go run am sharply 🤣 E no hard
FamilyRe: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by jayAjoku(m): 8:19pm On Aug 23, 2023
MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning smiley

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me cheesy but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? cheesy cheesy Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.
Congratulations 🍾🎉 Brother I wish you and your new born all the blessings of life . The lord who has brought you this joy will continue to sustain you and add more children to you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Yevgeny Prigozhin Feared Killed In Plane Crash In Russia (Photos) by jayAjoku(m): 6:56pm On Aug 23, 2023
Don't Fûck with Putin 🤣😂🤣
PoliticsRe: Wike: Treat Manhole Thieves As ‘Armed Robbers’, FCT NSCDC Boss Charges Personnel by jayAjoku(m): 6:07pm On Aug 23, 2023
Favouret:
He should concentrate on working for the people, not looking tough and threatening every Tom, Dick, and Harry
but he’s working for people na imagine how many people he will save from falling into open manholes and sustaining injuries?🥲
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by jayAjoku(m): 4:40pm On Aug 23, 2023
maasoap:
This your anger and name calling should have been directed at the married woman making advances on him, not the other way round. But I get it, you're the type who blames men for any issue between a man and a woman.
yes bro I always blame men because it always starts and ends with the man. Why is the man not to blame here ? First of all he knows she’s married Abeg tell me if you know a woman is married tell me why will you be flirting with her and forming work husband for her ? Why didn’t the op stop any form of fraternizing when he found out she was married ? Or are you saying the op is an idiot? Are you saying the Op doesn’t have brains ? Does the op not have some form of intelligence? For the op to be working in an organization he has some level of competence and life experience he is not a fool. And I am sure as hell he will not smile if he finds out another man is forming work husband with his wife or girlfriend. Oga anything wey happen between man and woman na the man dey allow am, if you think the woman is the one in control then you have a long way to go .
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by jayAjoku(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2023
maticar:
No mind am

He even brought it to nairaland for validation

A man looking for validation

Oh God
He’s a complete and utter nincompoop it’s people like him that get upset when their girlfriends have male friends but they will be forming bestie with women in their workspace like fools . I hope her husband catches him and shoots him very useless somebody
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by jayAjoku(m): 3:32pm On Aug 23, 2023
And Op I hope someone cozies up to your wife and girlfriend and eventually Bangs them and I hope you catch them smack dab in the act since you don’t have common sense, a married woman is giving you attention And you are acting like you don’t know what’s happening there’s no way you don’t know what is happening between the two of you you are here talking about Freudian slip.
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by jayAjoku(m): 3:29pm On Aug 23, 2023
Stupid people like the OP are one of the reasons marriages break up , You will see a Married Woman Cozying up to you and you will stay there Acting like you are a 10 year old child trying to play it off as office friendship when you know damn well men and women cannot be friends without some form of sexual interest on either side . Op you know what is going on you’re just forming naive I hope her husband catches you and shoots you nonsense. Once a woman is married leave her the heck alone don’t even compliment her
PoliticsRe: Number Of Kidnap Victims Per State From July 2022 To June 2023 by jayAjoku(m): 12:43pm On Aug 23, 2023
fx45:
If you're kidnapped in Oyo, Ogun, Ondo, Ekiti, Lagos and Osun States, the end result is certain death with your body parts finding it's way to the numerous body parts markets littered all over Yorubaland. Yoruba Muslims coordinate more than 85% of these devilish activities.

Yoruba Muslims are a stain on Southern Nigeria
the price of human liver on the black market is $157,000 😂
RomanceRe: When You Mistakenly Fall Asleep While Chatting With A Girl (Photos) by jayAjoku(m): 12:37pm On Aug 23, 2023
jackmrandy:
how did this get to front page
you can see that sheyhun and his moderators are not interested in intelligence
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Experience With The Worst Friend You've Ever Had? by jayAjoku(m): 11:55am On Aug 23, 2023
I can’t call him a friend but we got close quick the bastard wan kill me because of Him smelling girlfriend
PoliticsRe: Number Of Kidnap Victims Per State From July 2022 To June 2023 by jayAjoku(m): 11:08am On Aug 23, 2023
In the south east they kidnap you to collect money in the Southwest they kidnap you to collect body parts 😂🤣😂 Better make them kidnap you for Owerri than make them kidnap you for osogbo oo 🤣😂🤣
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke Charged With Bribery By UK Police by jayAjoku(m): 5:04pm On Aug 22, 2023
I hope she gets some well deserved Jail time 😂🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: FG To Partner Nasarawa State On Local Processing Of Lithium by jayAjoku(m): 1:11pm On Aug 22, 2023
They must share the proceeds of that lithium with all of us o make nobody come dey yarn Rubbish later
FamilyRe: Should One Ask A Divorcee What Caused The Split? by jayAjoku(m):
Ask with your full chest and listen with your ears especially when it’s a woman you are asking, them sabi lie most times
PoliticsRe: Abuja In A Sorry State. What Wike Must Do To Revamp Nigerian Capital by jayAjoku(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2023
Wike is Up to the Task He will Deliver in a short period of time
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by jayAjoku(m): 10:55am On Aug 22, 2023
A man has two heads ,A Big Head and a Little Head.
he should know how to use the both of them efficiently, but he should always use the Big One before he uses the Little one.
The big one Can solve problems , The little one can create problems if the big one is not used Correctly.

Always Consult your big head in all affairs of your life especially when dealing with Women.
When you see yourself Lusting After a woman unnecessarily Or being Thirsty For her Just know you are using your little head to think at that point in time. Women want men who Are Constantly using their Little head to think 🤔 so that they can exploit them easily and consistently. Look at the Society around you Look at men spending millions on girls who are not worth it Which Head do you think they are Using ? 🤔

Don’t Be the Guy that uses His Little Head more often than he uses his Big Head .
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Tell Lies To Defend Govt – Information Minister, Muhammed Idris by jayAjoku(m): 7:27pm On Aug 21, 2023
Translation : We will lie whenever it’s convenient for us to. 😂🤣
CrimeRe: Umuahia Residents Discover Two Naked Corpses in Ohiya Community by jayAjoku(m): 9:24am On Aug 21, 2023
plumule:
If those corpses were female then it did not pass Yahoo boys.

If you are a girl in this modern time, please be careful. It is not peculiar to guys with money only. The broke boy fit use you get money, the rich fit use you renew, no where is safe out there.
If you suspect any thing run for your life, don't be carried away by fancy things, I repeat no where is safe.
They can’t hear you bro and even if they could they wouldn’t listen. One clean Benz and one week of Trips and cruise and they’re gone bro it’s that easy.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Flaunts ₦160 Million Patek Philippe Wristwatch - Gazette by jayAjoku(m): 9:05am On Aug 21, 2023
it could be a gift 🎁
BusinessRe: I Became Chairman Of UBA, Transcorp Without Wealthy Parents – Tony Elumelu by jayAjoku(m): 5:27am On Aug 21, 2023
Useless bank of Africa
Science/TechnologyRe: Russia's Luna-25 Space Vehicle Crashes Into The Moon (Photos) by jayAjoku(m): 3:11pm On Aug 20, 2023
🤣😂🤣 If you believe this nonsense I’m sorry you don’t need your brain 🧠
PoliticsRe: Northern Senators Worry Over Worsening Insecurity by jayAjoku(m):
if they’re really worried tell them to stop Sponsoring religious wars and poverty from their very own pockets, bunch of bastards 🤨🤨 they will be using their own hands to burn 🔥 their region and they will come out to complain and cry . God forbid Northern politicians are so Religious yet So disingenuous
CareerRe: NBA To Investigate Prof Ndifon, Baddest Lawyer, Adamawa REC, Others. by jayAjoku(m): 5:13pm On Aug 19, 2023
Ifunnanya wey I Dey reason to kpansh na her dem wan suspend ? NBA WHY ?? 😭😭😭😭
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger: Mutiny In Niamey Over Unpaid Salaries Of Presidential Guards by jayAjoku(m): 4:51pm On Aug 19, 2023
The CIA has stepped in if you know you know na their way
EducationRe: Course Rep On The Run After Allegedly Embezzled 6.4M Textbook Payment by jayAjoku(m): 10:15pm On Aug 18, 2023
A Case of Bonny and Clyde
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 82nd Birthday Today by jayAjoku(m): 10:06am On Aug 17, 2023
I hope he dies Soon Bloody senile Corrupt and greedy Bastard.
PoliticsRe: Wike Is FCT Minister, Umahi Works Minister - Vanguard by jayAjoku(m): 8:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
I thought Wike’s political Career had ended 🤣😂🤣 You people don’t know this man he’s a master of the game .
RomanceRe: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by jayAjoku(m): 3:13pm On Aug 15, 2023
taiwotimitt:
It happened by mistake
We must ponder further into this matter I’m going to consult Socrates 🤔🤔

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