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there is truly a storm coming... We have to hold on To God and pray for the grace to stand firm in the coming storm. Please dont take thngs for granted

bigx: Petrol de high?

test am for us na make we know

the dude needs help with his addiction.

praying will not solve inefficiency or incompetency in the aviation industry. They have to step up their game and then put it in prayer. God favours the prayers of the diligent . You can pray from now till next year if you dont improve your workrate. It is useless.

God knows best . He alone knows his true worshippers... Ds kin church will cause alot of divorces

eat ice cream and lots of cake ... Then later garri

this year will be very significant worldwide.... There is a need for prayer to stand firm as the year progresses

WMD: The silence from that part of the country givs me great concern wallahi. . . No insult pls. Is jst that i dnt hear them even in our network news or am i the only one?

wetin concern parrot with Bedbugs

One man who is out to open many old
“secrets” in the Catholic church is
Pope Francis. Some of the beliefs
that are held in the church but
contrary to the loving nature of God
are now being set aside by the Pope who was recently name The Man of
The Year by TIME Magazine,
observed.
In his latest revelations, Pope Francis
said: “Through humility, soul searching,
and prayerful contemplation we have
gained a new understanding of
certain dogmas. The church no longer
believes in a literal hell where people
suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is
not a judge but a friend and a lover
of humanity. God seeks not to
condemn but only to embrace. Like the
fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell
as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which
like all souls ultimately will be
united in love with God.” In a shocking speech that is
reverberating across the world, Pope
Francis declared that: “All religions are true, because they
are true in the hearts of all those who
believe in them. What other kind of
truth is there? In the past, the church
has been harsh on those it deemed
morally wrong or sinful. Today, we no longer judge. Like a loving
father, we never condemn our
children. Our church is big enough
for heterosexuals and homosexuals,
for the pro-life and the pro-choice!
For conservatives and liberals, even communists are welcome and have
joined us. We all love and worship
the same God.” In the last six months, Catholic
cardinals, bishops and theologians
have been deliberating in the Vatican
City, in discussing the future of the
church and redefining long-held
Catholic doctrines and dogmas. The Third Vatican Council, is the largest
and most important since the Second
Vatican Council was concluded in
1962.
Pope Francis convened the new
council to “finally finish the work of the Second Vatican Council.” The Third Vatican Council concluded
with Pope Francis announcing that… Catholicism is now a “modern and
reasonable religion, which has
undergone evolutionary changes. The
time has come to abandon all
intolerance. We must recognize that
religious truth evolves and changes. Truth is not absolute or set in stone.
Even atheists acknowledge the divine.
Through acts of love and charity the
atheist acknowledges God as well,
and redeems his own soul, becoming
an active participant in the redemption of humanity.” One statement in the Pope’s speech has
sent traditionalists into a fit of
confusion and hysteria… “God is changing and evolving as we
are, For God lives in us and in our
hearts. When we spread love and
kindness in the world, we touch our
own divinity and recognize it. The
Bible is a beautiful holy book, but like all great and ancient works, some
passages are outdated. Some even call
for intolerance or judgement. The
time has come to see these verses as
later interpolations, contrary to the
message of love and truth, which otherwise radiates through scripture.
In accordance with our new
understanding, we will begin to
ordain women as cardinals, bishops
and priests. In the future, it is my
hope that we will have a woman pope one day. Let no door be closed to
women that is open to men!” A few cardinals in the Catholic
church are against Pope Francis’
latest declarations. Watch out for the
report.

realGURU: Sexual intercourse is a physical exercise between two people for fun and pleasure. for many it is the ultimate pleasure or enjoyment. but others people think that many things are more EJOYABLE than sexual intercourse. If you are one of them could you please NAME any so that we may TASTE to see how ENJOYABLE they are?
Let us li

GOD

philfearon: deserves it more ?
Smh!!!!
Joke of the Year!!!

so u want messi baa? ..

now we knw who is screwing who

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Luxiana19: Hi Nlanders! Season's greetings y'all.

I want to share what happened just yesterday with u guys.

My friend and I are on Nairaland and we know each others usernames. Well ystdae she was spending Christmas Eve with her boyfriend at his house. Her bfs mum sent him on an errand while she waited for him at home. They were actually using the family computer to watch a movie together before he left so she was alone with the computer after he left. She decided to pause the movie for him and browse through nairaland instead.

Someone was logged into nairaland on the computer. She knew he wasn't the one because she'd asked him before and he said just wanted to sign up one of these days.

Anyway she identified the owner of the profile to be her boyfriend's dad. The username was soo familiar so she went back to her fone and logged into NL politics section.

Lo and behold, she and that username (bf's dad) had once disagreed over something on a thread which had actually blown over to become a full fledged war with name calling and everything.

She traded insults with her bfs dad unknowingly.

Immediately, she called me because her brain just shut down then. I just told her to turn off the system and give her bf's a big excuse and run!!

Right now, she doesn't know to look at her bf's dad without cringing inwardly.

she asked me to post this with my account cuz if she does with hers, her bf's dad may recognize her.

What should she do?

pray on it then tell him and his dad when they are both present. It will be well

Andyblaze: Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me

So I just met this girl 2 months ago and so far, it’s been a good relationship apart from her always telling her family about our sex life.

But then the bigger problem is that she doesn't know how to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of her saliva in my mouth which I usually have to swallow because I don't want to hurt her pride by going to spit right after she kisses me.

I've talked to her about it though jokingly and she always says it’s because she's usually so turned on when we kiss deeply that she doesn't have control over how much she salivates.

Do I leave a small basin beside the bed whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra.

Advise please.

guy dump her before u become daily saliva reservoir

SwTonia: Help got a sagging bOobi

how can we verify that claim show some proof

lol nice tips ladies please do number 2 in moderation. Do not use it as an excuse to commit immorality. .. Stay blessed

Jacide: It isn't yet clear what Samsung is trying to market to us with their Galaxy 11 commercial, but we now know who are going to represent earth when the universe is playing a tournament.

The Galaxy 11 squad members:
Franz Beckenbauser (Germany; Manager)
Team Members –
Lionel Messi (Argentina; Team captain)
Mario Gotze (Germany)
Oscar dos Santos (Brazil)
Wu Lei (China)
Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy)
Victor Moses (Nigeria)
Radamel Falcao (Colombia)
Lee Chung-Yong (South Korea)
Iker Casillas (Spain)
Wayne Rooney (England)
Landon Donovan (United States)
Aleksandr Kerzhakov (Russia)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)

The above is the full team squad of the Galaxy 11, the team who are going to represent earth in the Samsung's imaginary universal cup. Current FIFA World Best Player, Messi, is the team's captain while Portugal's Ronaldo and England's Wayne Rooney made the squad sheet. Sammy didn't fail to pick a player from each region as Victor Moses from Nigeria, Brazil's Oscar and Chinese Wu Lei were all featured, not forgetting Lee Chung-Yong from South Korea(Samsung's home country).

Samsung knows it's marketing game well, that's for sure, but one thing is clear — Samsung(or head coach Franz Beckenbauser from Germany) doesn't know much about football, or soccer as the North Americans call it — they picked 10 forwards and one goalkeeper to represent earth. So who will tackle the ball when the aliens come pushing at us?!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyUZstxk2w


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC-zB2aSXXM

http://bestmobs.com/that-moment-when-christiano-ronaldo-and-lionel-messi-play-for-the-same-team-a-round-of-applause-to-galaxy-11/

poster u dull ehn . D galaxy 11 is not a samsung thng o it has no connection with samsung its a team made by franz beckenbauer to play against so called aliens that want to play earths best ... Google #Winnertakesearth and u wil see stop deceiving people abeg

Op you forgot lots of naked saturday rituals.. Wil definitely have those when i get married

physise: A+

why

hmmmmmm reasons?

na wa oo mods so na rubbish dne dy make front page. Hmmmm and Op wetin concern you with our soaps

hello i am about to venture into the world of android mobiles i am a big fan of samsung but with all the hype about tecno i am a bit lost and i am on a budget of 40k i dont knw if i should go for the tecno phantom or the samsung galaxy core . Please techies help me out on this one

Ohwhy: U have no idea how old I am.. Those are experiences mostly from my teenage yrs. No guy can try DAT nonsense with me now cos d way I go dey frown ehn, d guy go say sorry ma. Which stupid girl would answer DAT kind call, except if she's a snake or a dog as d sound depicts...

lol means u answered d calls alot dm jam u wella u run comot d room. Stop frowning sis u go old quick no man lyks old cargo.

Ohwhy: Some of them even boast that theyv slept with girls they have never even kissed.. Dats just low down

ahhhhh i see a victim of experience

mrsincredible: 1) piss any were they see. cos you have a manhood and can stand b4 urinating doesnt mean you have have to liter the place with urine
2) sleeping with almost all the girls in their area cause it makes them feel man enough
3) thinking they can use only money and car to impress a girl
4) playing videos games like kids.
5) always feeling superior than a woman
6) scratching their manhood in public
7) saying they respect their mother but lack respect for a woman
8 ) insulting every girl you see cause a girl broke your heart
9) kissing and telling- you brag about girls you have slept with.
10) thinking every girl is an IndecentStar and want girls to perform all the tricks they see on porn

ladies feel free to add yours

this shows you have definitely never met gentlemen before.

there is no place like home u just wan go suffer. U must have been watching 2 many western films . Fact is life aint easy over there endure nd stay in ur country

koboko69: Its not Techno...why is it on front page? A beg comot this nonsense for here jor.....

capital ODE abeg i need to get me one hope e no go cost pass 40k sha

exxell: You see how these useless foools in government are playing politics with peoples lives and properties? I suspect political sabotage here. Jonathan is busy launching toy drones that will wipe him in Abuja while rivers is burning. Talk about misplaced priority!! Is it a coincidence that all these bad things is happening in rivers overnight? The once beautifu garden city of the nation.... My Pitakwa! Why do they want to destabilise this beautiful state for cheap political gains? All the same, Nigerians deserve the kind of leaders they get. These are the same leaders whom some e-retards like insincere9igerian will come online to defend. Same leaders online cankerworms like Abagworo, Dendemoron, Dayolodo, Gbawe-ediat will use there last breath to defend!!! Like I will always tell peeps, NIGERIA DIED AT INDEPENDENCE!

guy u are on point . Am glad to see a likeminded individual. Like you

whosoever is behind this . God will judge you accordingly. Also God will judge the state government for its great show of ignorance towards safety and emergency response. How can fire service arrive without the most vital ingredient or item "WATER" ... And their office is so close to the market..... What a bumbling bunch of baffoons. Take heart dear traders God will make a way

Hezron Lorraine: This isn't the first,there's the one built by young engineers in the airforce.


Young NAF officers design, build drone
on january 23, 2013 at 6:02 am in news
By Luka Binniyat
KADUNA — Young officers from Nigerian Air Force
School of Engineers, Aircraft Design Centre, Kaduna,
yesterday, dazzled the Minister of Science and
Technology, Prof. Ita Okon Bassey-Ewa when they
displayed to him an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, UAV,
referred to as drone, which could fly non-stop for
about four hours at 3000 feet.

The drone was conceptualised, designed and built by
them in Kaduna under the direct supervision of the
Provost of the Nigerian Air Force, NAF, Institute of
Technology, Prof. Emmanuel Ezugwu.

According to officials of the institute, the drone’s
empenage was about three metres while the wing
span was about half a metre.
The four officers, all Flight Lieutenants, said it was a
three-year effort in collaboration with Cranfield
University of United Kingdom with funds from the
Federal Government.
The officers who asked that all the credit for break
through be given to the Commandant of the school
and Chief of Air Staff pleaded that their names be not
mentioned in the press.

The school had earlier displayed a conceptualised
model of an ab-initio training fighter aircraft known
as Farawa (meaning “the beginning” in Hausa) for
the Air Force just as it was trying to design a
Nigerian-made Air Beattle, AB-18, for the Air Force.
The four officers had bagged Masters degrees in
various fields related to avionics from Cranfield
University, after their first degrees from the Nigerian
Defence Academy, Kaduna.

They told Vanguard: “We designed and built this UAV
based on the pressing needs of our country today.
The vehicle can be used in pipeline monitoring,
border patrol, mapping and disaster monitoring.
Other areas of use include maritime patrol, aerial
surveillance and pest monitoring.
“The vehicle can fly at 3000 feet, and remain
airborne for four hours using petrol for now. The first
one we built is called Amebo 1. The second one is
Amebo 2 and is an improvement over the first.
“If we keep getting the right support as we are
getting now, we will accomplish our mission for the
country.”

In fact in the next five years, we may start building
our own light aircraft for training new pilots”, the
officers said.

The Minister who was obviously amazed at the
development was in Kaduna attending the National
Stakeholders’ Workshop/Exhibition on National
System of Innovation, NSI, during which several
inventions by Nigerians were exhibited.
Earlier in his opening remarks at ceremony the
Minister had said, “as demonstration of the drive
towards promoting innovations the Ministry is calling
for entries for the maiden, ‘’Best
Innovation/Invention Award.’’

The award which was open to individuals, institutions
and corporate bodies has a grand prize of N1 million.

guy why the long story na anybody ask you?

The All Progressives Congress,
APC, caucus in the House of
Representatives on Monday said that
they now has “enough grounds” to
initiate impeachment proceedings
against President Goodluck Jonathan. “As for impeachment, there are
enough grounds for impeachment of
the President. The constitution says
you need only one ground, but we
have more than one ground already.
So, the party does not have to give us a directive to impeach the President.
Nobody wants to impeach the
President, but we will continue to
study the situation to see whether he
will sit up.” What would happen if President
Goodluck Jonathan doesn’t sit up?
Minority Leader of the House, who
is also the APC leader in the House,
Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila, stressed
that: “Particularly interesting is the case of Rivers State. We want to see
how they will use five legislators
to impeach a governor in that state…
The opposition will respond in the
most appropriate manner.” Gbajabiamila also told newsmen that
they are watching the PDP closely
to see whether it would impeach any
of the five governors who defected
to the APC. The opposition is also monitoring
how President Jonathan will
respond to the allegations by Chief
Obasanjo. Seems like 2015 will be a real battle