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CrimeRe: Benue Villagers Burn Bank Robber Suspect To Death (Graphic Photos) by jayAjoku(m): 10:29am On Feb 25, 2015
Shey they won't burn politicians like this ooooooo abi instead they will cheer them on na ordinary bank robber wey dem go rush burn ....... Thunder Fire all those carrying out these acts ... That's how they killed my friends brother R.I.P. #BurnTheRealThieves #StopJungleJustice #RememberAluu
PoliticsRe: We’ll Catch Shekau Before Elections — Jonathan by jayAjoku(m): 10:26pm On Feb 23, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by jayAjoku(m): 7:20pm On Feb 23, 2015
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EducationRe: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by jayAjoku(m): 3:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
Rodriquez:
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. 2011 bro you ?
EducationRe: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by jayAjoku(m): 11:04am On Feb 23, 2015
Crazy thing I did hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Did. A lot of them ....... Ok I remember running from a senior student cause I owed him money ran away from the hostel after prep hours and slept in the classroom through out the night crazy thing was I didn't get caught though hordes of naval officials always patrolled the classrooms after lights out .... #NNSSPH
RomanceRe: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by jayAjoku(m): 8:48am On Feb 16, 2015
Its a blessing though on the night you might receive some scratches and pity moans but marrying a virgin basically means you the first and only nigga that Hit that s*** ...................... The thought of that is bloody satisfying ........









*sips drink* Fresh Womanliness anyone ?
RomanceRe: Can A Normal Guy Stay One Month Without Sex? by jayAjoku(m): 11:14pm On Feb 12, 2015
Well a normal guy can if he has self control and his future on his mind , its all about self discipline after all sex is not everything
Christianity EtcRe: Small signs to show The End Is Coming by jayAjoku(m): 6:51am On Feb 01, 2015
finofaya:
If you count the catholic church as a denomination, then the first christian denomination was formed about 400 years after Christ died. That's 1600 or so years ago. A bit too early for the end times, if you ask me.

If you don't include the catholic church as a denomination but rather consider it the original church from which others came, then the first christian denomination was formed in the 1500's, which is still rather early for your end time, no?



I submit that you do not know of a time when people went to church solely for salvation/purity of spirit. The congregation have always been that way. Its not a recent development.




Stop being a prude. Pourn is easily available is due to the internet, and the nature of the market for pornographic material. Pornography has been around for longer than you can imagine.



It does sound laughable. I've seen adventure time, I find it weird and trippy, but not demonic. Billy and Mandy is innocent, though a bit mature. If your kid sees maggots coming out of the head of a dead rat/road kill etc, have they had a demonic experience?



The story teller can choose to write his story however he likes. What you fail to mention is that good tends to triumph over evil in these cartoons. Its not only a matter of who used to be the good guy or who was the bad guy. We all love a happy ending.



What prophecy is this?

I think what you're doing is that having concluded that there is in fact an end time for which there will be signs, you are forcing these insignificant facts to fit your expectations.
. See this one analysing rubbish ...... When E hit you e go dey like film . O.d.e
Christianity EtcRe: Small signs to show The End Is Coming by jayAjoku(m): 6:46am On Feb 01, 2015
brocab:
Well its true the end is coming and believers are not watching.
Mark 13-The lord said: watch.

No-one seems to believe any more, they are just living their everyday life's, either with the lord or without him.

Cards with chips are so far advanced they can track you from all angles.

The largest Computer on this planet is called the beast.
A number one control system, has the ability to brainwash all ages. setting their minds on a false reality.

Cameras are watching you on every corner, on the straight, even the highways etc.

Technology is that far advanced even televisions are watching you, when switch on, but not playing.

Satan's plan is to control every city, every country and every nation.

Cartoons, about daffy duck, showed the twin towels burning before it happen, other cartoons show different signs and wonders..

Movies can be used as warning signs, as evil as it may sound, but watch.

Deep impact, Armageddon were used as a tool, because on Sep 23-24 2015 in real life a large meteorite is heading towards earth.
Deep impact Armageddon movies, last minute warnings were given from Government-leaders, that so many died from the panic to run.
2012 movie, there came the end of the world, as the tidal wave smashed through the land, while volcanoes were irrupting.fire balls were flying in all directions.

Matthew 24-37, the lord say's on his return, it will be like in the day of Noah, Luke 17:28-38, and in the days of lot.

Today what warning, do these people received, before the disasters struck.

Who gave Japan warning when the wave hit, how many 1000's died.

When the wave hit Thailand, who gave them the last minute warning?
No-one.
There are many different movies showing many other disasters happening around our globe.
When will it happen, who knows-but its coming. Watch.

People don't realise the Lord has open a door for us the watch, given us these signs and wonders through movies, cartoons, media, and bible scriptures, Matthew 24- Mark 13- and Luke 24 so we know the end is near.

Satan's plan is to destroy our nations. Governments who are under the illuminati their plan is to destroy 95% of the worlds population, so without warnings given, Mother nature has done the job for them.
Climate Changes, chem-trials are sprayed into our airways prisoning us everyday, and people are not watching.
Marshal law, Agenda 21, is used as a control system, the meteorite faery Sep 23-24-2015 maybe the start of marshal law in the USA.

Fema camps have been built around our globe, under the Marshal law act, you have no right to be free.
Guillotines have been put in place, for those who refuse to come under the new world order.
In some countries they are now in use.

Leaders from every nation, will soon come under the new world religion.
Roman Catholic's, Catholic's, Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, Muslim's, even pentecostal preachers-pastors Freemasons, are joining together, becoming one nation-one religion.

The Pope's word's were Jesus is not the only way to Heaven.

Churches across the nations have twisted and turned bible scriptures, so their many 1000's of followers will end up in Hell.
Rich pentecostal Preachers-Pastors,are twisting and turning bible scriptures-robbing God through tithes and offerings.

One of the 10 commandments.
They shall not steal, setting a bad example towards God's people, building mega Churches and large mansions ,cars, motor cycles and aeroplanes by the dozens, Satan's plan for these wolves in sheep's clothing, so the rich become richer.

The Music industry is controlled by the illuminati, Freemasons, live music showing demonic signs and wonders across our globe so our young become under the brainwashing of Satan's plan.
And its working.

WATCH.....
Jesus Christ is Lord.
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brocab:
Well its true the end is coming and believers are not watching.
Mark 13-The lord said: watch.

No-one seems to believe any more, they are just living their everyday life's, either with the lord or without him.

Cards with chips are so far advanced they can track you from all angles.

The largest Computer on this planet is called the beast.
A number one control system, has the ability to brainwash all ages. setting their minds on a false reality.

Cameras are watching you on every corner, on the straight, even the highways etc.

Technology is that far advanced even televisions are watching you, when switch on, but not playing.

Satan's plan is to control every city, every country and every nation.

Cartoons, about daffy duck, showed the twin towels burning before it happen, other cartoons show different signs and wonders..

Movies can be used as warning signs, as evil as it may sound, but watch.

Deep impact, Armageddon were used as a tool, because on Sep 23-24 2015 in real life a large meteorite is heading towards earth.
Deep impact Armageddon movies, last minute warnings were given from Government-leaders, that so many died from the panic to run.
2012 movie, there came the end of the world, as the tidal wave smashed through the land, while volcanoes were irrupting.fire balls were flying in all directions.

Matthew 24-37, the lord say's on his return, it will be like in the day of Noah, Luke 17:28-38, and in the days of lot.

Today what warning, do these people received, before the disasters struck.

Who gave Japan warning when the wave hit, how many 1000's died.

When the wave hit Thailand, who gave them the last minute warning?
No-one.
There are many different movies showing many other disasters happening around our globe.
When will it happen, who knows-but its coming. Watch.

People don't realise the Lord has open a door for us the watch, given us these signs and wonders through movies, cartoons, media, and bible scriptures, Matthew 24- Mark 13- and Luke 24 so we know the end is near.

Satan's plan is to destroy our nations. Governments who are under the illuminati their plan is to destroy 95% of the worlds population, so without warnings given, Mother nature has done the job for them.
Climate Changes, chem-trials are sprayed into our airways prisoning us everyday, and people are not watching.
Marshal law, Agenda 21, is used as a control system, the meteorite faery Sep 23-24-2015 maybe the start of marshal law in the USA.

Fema camps have been built around our globe, under the Marshal law act, you have no right to be free.
Guillotines have been put in place, for those who refuse to come under the new world order.
In some countries they are now in use.

Leaders from every nation, will soon come under the new world religion.
Roman Catholic's, Catholic's, Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, Muslim's, even pentecostal preachers-pastors Freemasons, are joining together, becoming one nation-one religion.

The Pope's word's were Jesus is not the only way to Heaven.

Churches across the nations have twisted and turned bible scriptures, so their many 1000's of followers will end up in Hell.
Rich pentecostal Preachers-Pastors,are twisting and turning bible scriptures-robbing God through tithes and offerings.

One of the 10 commandments.
They shall not steal, setting a bad example towards God's people, building mega Churches and large mansions ,cars, motor cycles and aeroplanes by the dozens, Satan's plan for these wolves in sheep's clothing, so the rich become richer.

The Music industry is controlled by the illuminati, Freemasons, live music showing demonic signs and wonders across our globe so our young become under the brainwashing of Satan's plan.
And its working.

WATCH.....
Jesus Christ is Lord.
RomanceRe: She's Pregnant For Me Even When I Told Her Am Not Ready by jayAjoku(m): 8:38am On Jan 19, 2015
rubey:
Dating her for 3years, you are not ready
Had sex with her, you are not ready
Poured the sperm in her, you are not ready...

Mr, when are you going to be ready for anything in your life!! angry
DAMNNNN !!!! U are Fine
RomanceRe: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by jayAjoku(m): 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2015
Hmmmmmmmmmmm I would so Slap her to the glory of the Lord... Twice sha ..... Then later go flat on my face and beg her
TravelRe: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by jayAjoku(m): 8:49pm On Jan 02, 2015
akaahs:
Clueless president wit old mentality. Mr president we need electric train not locomotive train. GMB 2015
STFU dude see ur mouth like gmb old mentality fire
HealthRe: Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by jayAjoku(m): 12:08pm On Nov 30, 2014
Lies from the pit of hell .... Devilish researchers looking for an avenue to drag people to lust and sin ...... Only God gives long life ..
Nairaland GeneralDr Myles Munroe Dies In Plane Crash by jayAjoku(op): 9:15am On Nov 10, 2014
News this morning have reports that international speaker, writer and pastor Dr myles munroe lost his life and his wife in a ghastly autocrash in the bahamas today may his soul rest in peace. Source www.bellanaija.com/2014/11/10/myles-munroe-wife-die-in-tragic-plane-crash/
Christianity EtcRe: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by jayAjoku(m): 7:12am On Nov 09, 2014
ikeugbo:
come to think of it, what made you think that its d poor that made them rich, how much do think a jet is worth and how much is spent on running the place: water light, roads, salaries, food and so on. Do you think its surely the poor that makes ministries rich. On the contrary its the rich and wealthy those who can easily give 10k offering in a single sunday if the poor made them rich calculate the offering at an average of N50 x 130k people in a sine sunday that N6.5m then you would need almost 500weeks to buy a jet not to talk of 4 jets. This is exculsive of running costs and other things. I say this because i have seen the offering baskets of churches made,up of N10 and so on this is not chiding those people but letting you know that God makes men rich and not common man. The rich hardly give except yoi offer them something and for them to give him willingly they see what people outside just sit down and gossip about. Moreoever the days of little beginnings yoi dont know what sacrifices were made to get to where they are. So its seriously opposite and 130k people would not be foolish for 30yrs to follow him its only those jealous that would murmur outside seeing they cannot do what people like him do daily
thank You jare you deserve a jet for this ... Dumb people don't know that God is not a poor man and he xpects his kids to be rich ... So for as many that think being rich like oyedepo is a sin then me sef I wan follow dey sin that sin afterall the streets of heaven are paved with Gold... People should ask why Witches are not super rich ...
PropertiesRe: Bayelsa State New Governor's Office To Cost 33.8 Billion Naira (205 Million USD) by jayAjoku(m): 6:34am On Oct 11, 2014
this is the dumbest, piece of crap I have heard or read .... short of words..... wtf, wtf wtf... wetin happen to the old one.... stupidity... is a disease, I 33billion naira for a common office, ...smh this is why I am never getting a voters card... never
Christianity EtcRe: Interesting Facts About The Bible!!! » » » by jayAjoku(m): 6:57am On Aug 18, 2014
Missy89: LMAO...

have you ever heard of MRI scan?
yeah of course sweetheart I meant seeing your physical brain
Christianity EtcRe: Interesting Facts About The Bible!!! » » » by jayAjoku(m): 8:21pm On Aug 17, 2014
alcuin: A book of fables. How can someone believe in the tower of babel? If God was so pissed with men that sought to build a structure to reach the sky, I wonder what he will do modern space scientist.

The world was flooded in 40 days by rain? Today rain falls for over 100 days in some pacific islands.

Virgin birthhuh Now seriously, if ur wife approaches u today and tells u that she's pregnant by the power of the Holy Spirit, would u believe.

How can a reasonable person believe in a book whose writers never saw what are writing about. Paul never saw Jesus. Matthew, John, Mark, Luke are pen names of unknown writers.

Pauls case is more interesting. Can u imagine Adolf Hitler after killing millions of Jews, taking a stroll to Berlin and said he has changed and started writing Jewish scriptures and expect the Jews to take me seriously?

Let me stop here
nice deduction but wait oo have you seen your brain before... How can you believe you have one when you have never seen yours wow scary huh
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by jayAjoku(m): 2:31pm On Aug 15, 2014
Okijajuju1: Uzumaki Naruto.


https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdg45gavBb1rw85hoo1_500.gif
God bless your father jare..
RomanceRe: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by jayAjoku(m): 2:22pm On Aug 14, 2014
That's me.. The dark one
HealthRe: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by jayAjoku(m): 9:16am On Aug 09, 2014
Lol I laugh at Africa we are being exterminated slowly and we are looking to the exterminators for help...... Experimental fire.. If Obama or bill Clinton had ebola it would be a cure not an experimental drug... Well its high time we pay for our mistakes...
PoliticsRe: RCCG Pastor Shot, Butchered In Borno by jayAjoku(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2014
oduastates: Why can't some people use their brains.
Why is adeboye not going to borno to hold his crusade?
There is no God.if at all there is one ,then that God is the God of Ife and the Yorubas and not the god of intolerant places like Mecca , medina and Israel .
smh... thank God for his sufficient grace.. my people perish for lack of knowledge... we as Christians must suffer for christs sake.. after all Christ stated it. please sir repent and stop frustrating Gods grace
FamilyRe: 10 Different Types Of Neighbours. Which Is Yours? by jayAjoku(m): 6:51am On Jul 01, 2014
oooh yeah got numbers 7,8,9 where I live as per student levels sha..... it's quite funny atimes but im really comfortable living with them... yeah a 10......
RomanceRe: Yes! I Told Him Openly That I Like It by jayAjoku(m): 6:53pm On Jan 10, 2014
my dear u are not born again wholefully ...... Ps there is a probability he will
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Long Can You Stay Up Reading.? by jayAjoku(op): 5:49pm On Jan 09, 2014
school books
Nairaland GeneralHow Long Can You Stay Up Reading.? by jayAjoku(op): 12:37pm On Jan 09, 2014
i have found out that most people find it difficult to even open a page of a book. Some spend loads of time flipping pages and enjoy it so Nairalanders how long do you read? For me i have spent close to four hours reading .... So post your time lets get to know the nerds and bookworms on here
EducationRe: How To Manage Your Finances As A Student by jayAjoku(m): 1:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
wait oo Op what if popsy suprisingly cut the pocket money...
Christianity EtcRe: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by jayAjoku(m): 1:42pm On Jan 07, 2014
Evil Brain: The numbers I quoted refer to the species alive today. If they weren't all admitted to the ark, then how did they survive?

And no, the saltwater fish could not have survived. Very few fish species can survive such drastic changes in salinity. The vast majority would have died long before all the land was covered.

I noticed that you didn't address the fact that there simply isn't enough space for even a tiny fraction of those animals to fit on the ark as described in the bible. Even a hundred arks couldnt have fit all the food (and shït) they would have gone through in a month, not to talk of a year. Also there's the altitude problem. And the post deluge food problem. And the problem of which one of Noah's family members was HIV positive.

I didn't even ask how all the animals only found on isolated islands and continents (like kangaroos, ostriches, lemurs and the various species of giant tortoises) managed to find their way to the middle east to climb into the ark. Did they swim across the oceans? Did they swim back after the flood? And how come kangaroos and lemurs didn't leave a single descendant behind in Eurasia or Africa during their long walk/swim back to Australia/Madagascar? You'd think you'd find every class of animal living around the area where the ark landed instead of species being geographically isolated the way they are.

Like I said before, I'm not doubting the story. The Bible is obviously 100% correct in every way. I just want to clear up a few grey areas.
answer this is there anything too hard for God...?
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by jayAjoku(m): 12:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
lorretta u: All these shameless men. Mtchew. Even the ones here trying to excuse the man's actions.
Infact make I keep quiet.

OP pls go to your parents house. Why are you living with your sister?
if the Op looked like you i wouldnt blame the guy. ... Dammmmn you r beautiful... Op run 4 ur life
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by jayAjoku(m): 8:25am On Jan 07, 2014
cashflowpc: The kingdom of God is never a geographical place! It's right there within you!
chey see m..u ..m .. U ...... No wonder
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by jayAjoku(m): 8:21am On Jan 07, 2014
nedu2000: I see this as a very unfortunate development for 'men of God' who should be more concerned with issues of spirituality and not material possessions. Such acquisition of wealth is baffling whereby a new testament reading says "its easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God"
ode it is quite visible you are battling with poverty . Jesus became poor so that we might be rich . He also said he has come so we might have life and have it more abundantly.... Sure some are not truly spiritual but dont judge God knows best. Read mark 11vs24 nd see why they are succeeding also try psalm 82v6..
EducationRe: PTDF Gives Scholarships To 60 Nigerian Undergraduates In Norwegian University by jayAjoku(m): 8:14am On Jan 07, 2014
naija we hail thee. Nobody gas tell us say frm the 60people 48 na man know man waka.. Change we cant see

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