₦airaland Forum

Takeit2017:
He simply captioned the photo; "Farming season"
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https://trendinghelm..com.ng/2017/06/former-vice-president-atiku-abubakar.html

dahunsy:
Coughs***clears throat# Sharp man.....why not, but are u ready to work as volunteer with no pay for few months ?

Klington:
Very very unfortunate incident.. .. ....
But you can't completely rule out the consequences of tramadol here, cos even little children are xperts on it in that of naijuuria

Manueleee:
It won't pass al dis alamajri boys that work abt picking people property. d roll round jimeta market, bye pass, target junction and other places.
Rip to him.

NwaAmaikpe:


Does Kyari really deserve this...


It is really the small boys in SARS doing all the risky fieldwork and Abba takes the glory.

iamadonis2:
I've always known for a fact that: "Big dogs don't bark"

LordCenturion:
That book is full of jagons,,


[s]When @GEJonathan signed antigay law, @davidaxelrod, @BarackObama's advisor,began helping APC #FactsVFictionGEJYears[/s] trash


After Obama support APC, buhari don approve gay law?

dessz:
boko haram are just making Nigeria look like their living room, doing anything dey like.

Schematics:
There was nothing like Adamawa in 1978. It was Gongola State.

ikbnice:
Upon all the millions, some won't still no anything better than their counterparts from low paying schools.

xamuel17:
wow! this is Lovely


meanwhile, I wanna use this medium to say this!

you hausas in biafra land , get ready to leave soon o and carry rochas okorohausa with you!

my friend Ebuka is already back from kano

SexyNairalander:
just for fun,


I know most of us have degree in lying, some its just their nature while most of us just lie the regular lie. . .lols, let's share few of the lies here to know who lie pass

so, what is that lie that you told that even you can't believe sef?



mine was lying to a friend I was close by but was still lying on the bed

just today I went to pay NEPA bill so I was asked if I had paid the last debt and I said yes with boldness which was a terrible lie so she recorded it and the debt was up to 3k plus which was in my pocket but that lie saved me some cash


feel free to share yours


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44 come and tell me your greatest lie

NwaAmaikpe:

These soldiers are disgracing the force.


They should have gotten a few bloody civilians to do this dirty job.

EzeUche:
The educated Hausa that you see above should not be your worry.

It is the rampaging aljimiri mobs who are more in number that should be a worry for all.

IHEJIRIKAisBOKO:
When it comes to religious tolerance give it to the Yoruba's. It is only in Yorubaland that you will find a Church, a Mosque, and a Shrine in the same street. I stand to be corrected, but you cannot find such anywhere else in Nigeria. It is only in a Yoruba family that you will find memebers of different faith living peacefully together. Others should emulate the Yoruba's in the area of respect and peaceful coexistence


A friend of mine who served in Anambra State, Aguata Local Goverment presicely, told me about the sharp divison and hatred that exist between the igbo churches in igboland.


Anglican igbos versus Catholic igbos
Methodist igbos versus Baptist igbos
Lutheran igbos versus Presbyterian igbos
Reformation igbos versus Protestant igbos
Orthodox igbos versus pentecostal igbos

hoodedjaystrim:
All These Illiterate Protesters Of The North

Am Sure Most Of Them Don't Knw Why It Was Banned

Limitednow:
Igbos should return home, North will beg them to come back.

If North Fails To Disintegrate, We Will Refer To Them As Cowards – Ijaw Group




SOURCE: http://www.socialtimesng.net/2017/06/north-fails-disintegrate-will-refer-cowards-ijaw-group/

nell4:
The northern elites should rise up against this. Checkmate your people. what do they really want? cos I don't understand their mission

ekensi01:
Hausa men are born stupid

eleojo23:
We need more of this kind of thing from northern Nigerians not almajiris and boko haram.

rollybest:
Yes sir we have heard since you are the creator of Nigeria.
it's alright observing with David Mark Senate committee on observation

OVI75:
Hello Nairalanders,Earlier I Saw A Thread About 12 Senators Who Signed And Approved More Suffering For The Masses In The Name of A National Road Fund.

I wasn't Shocked To See Common Sense Senator In The List.Something Have always Told Me He is More Of A Theorist Than A Doer.


That's Why I Opened This Thread To Allow Us Rate Our Senators.

As For My Own Senator James Manager A 4th Term Senator Rep.Delta South I Won't Be Economical With The Truth,Its Has been More Of Politics And For Political Stakeholders And Election Winners.

Well Am A Graduate And Not A Thug, Thus It Appears I Can't Appear In That List.

As For His Contributions To Debates In The Red Chamber He is Just The Normal Traditional Robber Stamp Senator..

Only I Think He is More Lively Than Chairman, Senator Committee On Observation.... People From Benue Have An Idea Who I Am Referring To.

2/10 is My Rating.

PaperLace:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5427515_dodge_jpegd5d9e3590d22a595ee5b494352b1f369
Check this out, Pursuit 911, so smooth!! If it were NPF : Catch & Capture, Fire for Fire and some other funny names.

Then the NA with their operations: Operation Harbin Kunama,Operation Crocodile Smile,Operation Python Dance. Why not: Operation Neptune Spear,Operation Wrath of God,Operation Ivy Bells? Who dey even suggest names for our forces?

1stCitizen:
Please we are a group of medical researchers currently conducting research on the brains of idio.ts. Your brain will be useful to our laboratory. We shall offer you a compensation of N300 to extract your brain and payment will be made as soon as we complete the procedure.

I await your positive response. Thank you

NwaAmaikpe:
This can not be in vain..

They have stolen the destiny of those people they assisted.
Fear Otokoto people

oshe11:
I no "LAFIYA" means FINE....


like Nakwana.....

Lafiya Alawu


But whats the meaning of "DOLE" again



My second FTC sinx I joined Nairaland...


And 1st was also Today!


Keep the Hustling on, U wud mk It sumday....


Dnt ever relent

onila:
you should see this Yoruba girl all the guys in my neighbourhood are dying for

ebony complexioned, kind of light black not too dark

with a very flat tummy, and a big butt not too big . .just the perfect size

her nails are properly done, she has tiny tattoos at nice and unique areas around her body just like Rihanna

she's always nice to me whenever I see her

after seeing her, i have come to the conclusion that yorubas are definitely the most sophisticated tribe in Nigeria

the girl is too fine

her face is not wow, wow. . .but the figure just made her perfect

IhateAfonjas:
What do those Boko Haram guys want ??

IhateAfonjas:

Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind

If you believe this, you might as well believe that my goat just gave birth to an elephant

Goodluck Jonathan bombed sambisa Forest 7 times, searched everywhere for the girls but couldn't rescue a single one of them

Buhari spent only 3 months in office, didn't bomb sambisa Forest and miraculously rescued all the girls

Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on

They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards

Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ??

You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together

Pavore9:
Dem plenty na. Know of 2 Nigerian Reverend Sisters who are Professors in the U.S.

For those talking about the ring she is wearing, Sisters get to wear rings when they have their Final Profession of vows. It takes up to about 10 years to get to that level...as it starts with being an aspirant into the Religious order, when accepted one becomes a Postulant which is takes about 2 years then one becomes a Novice which takes another 2-3 years then she takes her first vows and can now be addressed as Rev.Sister.

Then after 5-6 years, if she is still committed to the religious vocation and her Religious order, she takes her Final vows and given​ the ring which is worn on the fourth finger on the right hand.

asahnwaKC:
Rev..father's delicacy