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I was born into a Catholic Family, i have loved the Church right from when i was a Child, and i grew up to be more comfortable with the Church and her Social Teachings. Yeah! And also to add that the Minor Seminary i attended at Yola (SPS) was graced to make me substantial in my speciality today.

My prayers before the Blessed Sacrament and at the Marian Shrine have always been swiftly answered. GOD IS GOD, AND HE WILL FOREVER BE MY GOD.

If you are a Catholic out there and u think the Church does not meet your spiritual desires, the fault is not the Church but you.

MAY THE NAME OF THE LORD BE PRAISED, BOTH NOW AND FOREVER...

AVE...

seniormallam:
How does that translate to a national threat to warrant DSS presence for goodness sake, everyone is confused under bubu

U sure say u be Senior Mallam? Go and read abt their Functions, it is stated clearly that it is part of their responsibilities. That's what i know as a Legal Practitioner.

Well....lets see.

Answer my prayers o God of infinite goodness...

MARSONE:
So a friend sent me a job advert on LinkedIn of a firm looking for a Steam experienced 3rd marine engineer to work on an FPSO in Nigeria.

I sent out my CV to the firm and they got back to me 4 days later asking me to look at the pay scale and reaffirm if they should proceed with the process.

Looking at the pay scale, it was way below what I was expecting and I had to reject it with the below message.

I will be willing to discuss further if the pay is in dollars and monthly take home is above $3500.

NB:

I am UK schooled with all the necessary certifications and very well experienced in my field with double digit years (12 years) experience.

Know your worth.....i am glad you know yours. Happy mid week.

I call this walk "Suicide Walk".

On this day, i got into the bathroom, pulled off my clothes, then i remembered that i left my towel on the drying rope at the backyard. The weather was so cold that i thought i couldn't withstand bathing and stepping out with only boxers to go pick the towel. So something came over me to do this "suicide walk" (just walk stark naked) to the backyard since no one else was home.

Children of God, i went out like Adam and just as i stretched out my hand to grab my towel, i heard voices and laughter over me; i looked up and behold some wicked Carpenters, about 3 of them were at the roof top of my neighbours house to fix "only God knows what". One of them said "see rigid black nyansh".....omo naso i no gree comot that day ooo. No wonder they call it "suicide walk".

WOMEN DEY SEE MEN NYANSH, ME NA CARPENTER DEY SEE MINE.....WAHAAALA���

bigpicture001:
U. Marry her..? Cuz ur ending no dey clear

Thank for noting.

Omo how i wan take marry a hypergamist? She is seriously disturbing my siblings for us to get along and marry.......Can u imagine.

YorubaAndIgboAr:
I go dey do wetin dangote cannot do for you.

I trust you...lol.

elbaraj2020:
Hahahhahahhaha...u sofa small sha but exaggerations come plenty for ur talk....tell her say she too no be ur spec....girls can be stoopid atimes

If i should be honest with you ehn....i omitted a lot of events cos i am still at work, and i feel ashamed how i kept following that short girl like say na JUJU. It wasn't really childishness from her, though its been like 15yrs ago....but imagine that even 2019 i was on her neck but she kept repeating similar stuffs. I went to Church for deliverance, now my eyes are seeing that this world is blessed with many many beautiful ladies. I am off ooo.

People of God, i suffered in this life sha. This lady i am talking about is a lady i met since 2007, at that time i was in Senior Secondary. It happened that i visited her at school for proper grammatical grilling, she came out and spent only 6 seconds to say "i don't know you, please leave".

Thereafter, i deployed my CIA, FBI, DSS skills to garner info about her. It was quite successful, i got to know her address and even got her number through her brother (i lied to him that we were classmates), more so, i realised that our parents are very good friends too. Though, this lady crammed my number to always reject my calls.

Later on, i was able to trace her house, and that was were my zombie mood got activated. Brethren, can u imagine that i would trek for about 2 hours in the name of exercise, just to survey this lady's house to see if we can meet since she doesn't pick my calls nor reply my text, it was all futile. Infact, it has become more of a routine for me to go around her house on weekly basis, during which i got stunk by bees on several occasions, coupled with the Temple run i had with some mischievous dogs from her neighbours' houses (na im pain me pass).

Time past, and sometimes around 2010 (now awaiting admission into Uni), we met at Church and i never had the courage to meet her cos public embarrassment and I are not from same village. She sensed my body language but i had no send thought. Again, i met her on FB, and to crown it all, this girl accepted me and liked my pix, but she never responded to any of my messages not until one day we met at an event where she responded to my "hi". I felt the time has come.....little did i know.

From 2011 to 2013, below are few of the humiliations i suffered from her hands even when we fully got into talking terms
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1. Bought expensive gifts which she rejected without reasons.
2. Failed to show up at eateries and other venues that we agreed to meet at numerous times, most of which i spent money to make a cool arrangement.
3. When with me, she calls several guys (richer ones) and put the phone on hands free for reasons best known to her.
4. Told my friends we are not a match, infact i don't fit into her spec.
5. She never gave me that space for love. YET I WAS WORSHIPPING AND STILL FOLLOWING HER LIKE I WAS CURSED.

Fast forward to date, the girl na Med Doctor, and the guy don receive small grace, now gurl wan carry my Children..... O YA WERE.

PS:

This same girl is now doing anything possible to let us get married. She got some people to talk to me about us coming back together for a very serious relationship that would lead to marriage. I thought you should marry your friend, not a hypergamist

Keep doing great Ma'am.

Nations like Finland, New Zealand are on same page. I hope it maximizes productivity as objected.

itsme01:
Atiku hardly donate to any cause except politics

You don't know Atiku please, you are too too far from reality.

Emmanuel Dennis the man from Yola. Man United cannot face Kano Pillars....

studio14:
Confused politicians. Aboki thinks leadership is chasing cows around

Lo! And behold, this is a man that has more academic achievements than u can ever, he has attained statuses that none of ur Uncles has ever. Yet u are leveraging on this singular act to express your bigotry over an ethnic group that are above your ancestors. I really don't care which part of the Country you are from, but you are just disgusting.....EMPTY HEAD.

athaboi:
Who's this one??
All this mumu mumu people that this grandpa of a president appoints in position that we don't get to hear about them! Like 70 per of this administration's ministers are so redundant and quiet that most people don't know them

The NSA is not suppose to advice the C in C to your hearing. He is not a Politician pls.

Leaforever:
Unnecessary flyover. Waste of money. It's okay for a town to look like a town.
Most towns in developed countries have no flyovers, everything is flat.

Is always safer to ask questions before concluding. That spot had been a bottle-neck point to motorists.....There are more vehicles in Yola than any North Eastern State. Don't be carried away by this pix.

Trimjos:
this flyover is close to fire service, police roundabout Jimeta

No Sir, it replaced the former Total Junction which is close to Capital School.

Aufbauh:
This guys are chronic and primitive looters.

The most painful thing is that Gombe state is one of the most backward states in Nigeria.

I am not from Gombe, but check your statistics again. However, i am not disputing the fact that it was a terrible decision by the Governor to borrow such amount.

Davash222:
Hisbah Police will soon arrest them

The last thing that will happen to my State is having that Barbaric outfit..... Adamawa is not a Sharia State I REPEAT.

TarOrfeeek:
You cannot serve me Ofe-Akwu with salted, well cooked foreign rice and goat meat; then expect something to remain.



Infact one time my grandmother had to slap sense into me.

When we went to the house of her "enemy" on Easter Sunday. The devilish woman offered me freshly cooked Ofe-Akwu and White Rice with Big Fish.

Imagine my Granny thinking I would say NO.


I just did small sign of the cross, then proceeded to demolish the food in such a way, that my granny was so bitter looking at me.

On the road back to our house, she remove her koi-koi shoe use am reset my brain.

But it was worth it.

Is the small sign of the cross for me ����

Humanity came before Religion. God did not create humans to witness this kind of pains in life, that's why he made Hell for life after. WRONG!!!

chiiraq802:
Don't know if its possible for China or Russia or US to nuke Northern Nigeria without affecting South .

They're all Miscreants, Terrorists and Almajiris and dey deserve nothing than to be doomed to oblivion.

What makes the South any better? Little dummy minds everywhere...SMH

mbahdi:
Am pained this early morning,just got a call from a friend that our childhood friend was among the people killed by unknown gunmen in isu/onicha igboeze (ebonyi state)killing,never knew he was the lawyer lying lifelessly never knew he was the one in the pool of his blood,this is too much to bear,this my guy just got married 6months ago to our junior in school,now she's going to be a widow due to the failure of our government to tackle the insecurity in the country.
Rip mr ogbonna.your killers will meet their Waterloo soonest

The Govt did not fail to tackle insecurity, your people through UGM failed to stop killing themselves. RIP to the dead.

Omo i don waka these streets tire for GTA Vice City.

Now this guys don't really want to coordinate themselves. By the time the Government imposes State of Emergency, innocent people will be at the receiving end from both UGM and Military reactions.

loveth360:
I have no problem if politicians are killing themselves but killing innocent civilians like Mr Akunyili is no no for me.

And imagine killing an innocent Driver who came out into the world to feed himself and his family.

pacino26:
If my eye serve me well and my brain still coouting well as in the days of Godman. Did I just read Northern Nigeria Penal Code in defense of breaching the fundamental rights enshrined in the 1999 constitution by our supposed AGF?

One Nigeria, two constitution. Can we charge the AGF for treason! Unless Northern Nigeria is the capital of Niger.

Prior to the enactment of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act (ACJA 2015), the Criminal Procedure/Penal Code was applicable in the North, while the Criminal Procedure Act was applicable in the South. Thus, CPA and CPC was harmonised to form ACJA.

If you don't read these things you may not be aware Sir[/quote]

achymmania:
you surely must be a demented parasite. You’re so pained. Anyways sorry.

Lol.....i am pained of course, pained at you only. I don't dislike your people at all, i don't hate any ethnic group either. Rather, i detest it when someone makes me feel i belong to a set of God forsaken beings. If you are Igbo, Yoruba or any tribe in this world, i swear to God i bear no problem with you in as much as u are human and you behave normal. But as for you, you behaved abnormal, reasons for my insults. Sorry for that though, it was just reaction. I am not demented, i am not parasitic in nature to any human except to God who supplies my needs. Have a nice evening.

achymmania:
that was why I asked if you’re okay. Why must northerners benefit from me. Fooooooook.

So u don't even have anything to offer, u are not even worth a dime; perhaps, u just a lousy brain dead shell, yet u have the guts to talk about regretting living with people? Stupid moral-less lizard, who is happy sharing a space with u Mr. Worthless? You are just disgusting....... Bleep OUT ABEGIEEEE!!!

achymmania:
what have I impacted on who?? Are you okay?

You despised the Northerners and literally showed your regret over sharing a Country with them. So my question is, in which capacity has any Northerner benefitted through your existence? Hughhhh?

achymmania:
These people are shameless. I regret sharing the same national space with them.

What have u impacted on them? Useless piece of crap.