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Nairaland / General / Re: I Escaped Being Stung By A Scorpion (Photos) by jaybanfa(m): 11:41pm On Oct 30, 2019
Stung you mean...
Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by jaybanfa(m): 12:02am On Jun 26, 2019

Still a fresher. Nice one. I was in Batch A '14. Was in the terminus market boarding at cab when the twin bomb blast went off. Since then, I redeployed and never looked back.
Eya! Really an unfortunate situation. Wish that incident never happened during your service year. It would have allowed you to enjoy the serene Plateau. Lol all the same Jos is back to normal hopefully.

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Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by jaybanfa(m): 9:50am On Jun 23, 2019
The vehicle was being driven in via land border when it had a collision with a motorcycle rider somewhere in kastina, the rider survived with minor injuries, the drive did not notice the coolant leaks from the crack on the Hybrid system, he fixed the leak on the radiator and continued his journey.

Midway somewhere around kaduna, the vehicle went off and was towed to bauchi. The bumper was fixed, headlight repaired, then towed to the electricians shop for fixing.

back then I had a toyota camry 1998 V6......

This is what I did.

More after the commercial break. wink
Gazzuzz! Come back please and finish this interesting story. So you were upcountry at some point sef.. Gaskiya(honestly)come finish this story abeg. By the way, great job Gazzuzz! @dipotivo, obeke and the entire "Camry restoration class of 2019" you guys have made this thread worth following.


Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by jaybanfa(m): 7:22pm On Jun 19, 2019
@obekediamondfuto you make the thread worth following not that Gazzzuzz isn't living up to his worth o! Thanks for the encouragement it's all that keyless/electrical wahala one is running away from cool. Thanks bro

you can get the hybrid now....
it has come to stay!
worst case scenario, you will use the vehicle to learn everything hybrid!

besides, I recently discovered that they hybrid batteries are not so scarce again...
we are evolving bro,.....

But then again, if you are not DIY compliant, then JOS might be too far oh...

and Gazuzz will become hybrid Guru after this his experience..... that's if the villagers permit anyways
Autos / Re: Hybrid discussion Thread. by jaybanfa(m): 7:38am On Jun 19, 2019
Ah!! following from upcountry, Jos, to be precise. Interesting thread @Gazzuzz. You da man! Was thinking of getting a 2010 Camry with the LED reverse lights like the one pictured in one of Gazzuzz's posts. But definitely not hybrid. Overall, very interesting,informative and hilarious thread.
Jay say so!

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Travel / Re: Fulani Man Helps A Stranded Lady & Her Friends In Jos (Photos) by jaybanfa(m): 7:03am On Jun 16, 2019
Please at all the nay sayers.. Let's clarify that the lady in question posted this on her facebook page. OP did not even seek for her consent to post this story here. They were stranded when the car they were in ran out of fuel at a dangerous spot along Riyom - Jos road. Their driver opted to go get fuel, however, the remaining occupants were also female and weren't comfortable with that arrangement. Then comes this guy on his bike and they flag him down. He stops and offers to help. Goes and gets fuel which takes him close to an hour and helps them to continue their journey. How can we take out all the key personalities ethnicity and focus on the good here? My 10kobo


Religion / Re: CAN Presidency: Sixty-three Christian Groups Reject Rev. Ayokunle by jaybanfa(m): 11:35am On Jun 02, 2019
grin grin grin

.CAN is a political party

Money must be made

Oritsejafor was the luckiest. That guy milked the soul of GEJ.

All this ones can't make Shishi from the present administration

They can't even make heaven in the first place

Excuse me? What do you know about CAN?
Kindly do not comment or make general/sweeping statements on issues you know little or nothing about.
Celebrities / Re: Meme Collection: Behind The Scene Of Naira Marley's Arrest by jaybanfa(m): 9:01am On May 12, 2019
OP!! You too try!! Got me laughing and falling off my couch! Great work! Super mods Abeg do the needful to push this to the promised land cheesy grin grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Middle Belt So Slutty? by jaybanfa(m): 8:52am On May 12, 2019
@ OP so what informed this line of thinking? Have you met all middle belters at home and in the diaspora? Such sweeping statements are not empirical nor verifiable. Are you aware that there is a movie about a certain section of Nigeria and their men? (....something demons) Does it then portend the truth? Please @OP if u have had experience with 10 or even a hundred, that doesn't give you the high horse to make general statements about close to 40million people.

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Celebrities / Re: Female Artiste Goes On Stage Without Pantise,flashes Her V.jay...(photo) by jaybanfa(m): 10:59am On May 01, 2019
It looks old to me. I mean the picture. Probably early 2000ish cos of the fashion sense. But that was very racy of her to go commando.

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Politics / Re: Atiku's Next Evidence At The Tribunal by jaybanfa(m): 9:55pm On Apr 21, 2019
What is this one saying?

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Romance / Re: I Guess She Receiving Money Dick by jaybanfa(m): 9:29pm On Apr 09, 2019
@OP it might not be that really. Jos is a cool place to live and it's possible she has fallen in love with the quaint quiet laid back city. Simple. Try and ask her the reason for her extended stay. My 2cents.

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Romance / Re: Groom Flogs Bride In Pre-Wedding Pictures As They Rock School Uniform by jaybanfa(m): 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2019
It's actually something like
Senior: You must take it!!
Junior: But senior I can't take its too hot!!
Senior: You must take it!
That's the theme for the shoot!


Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla Verso 2005 Tokunbo #3.35M 07062725752 by jaybanfa(m): 9:36am On Dec 23, 2018
Not Avensis but Corrola. The Avensis comes with three 3 rows of seats... Please correct it
Politics / Re: For Atiku, PDP Govs Are His Weakest Links - Thisday Newspaper by jaybanfa(m): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2018
Your thoughts, your opinion!!!


Politics / Re: Does Nigeria Have An Intelligence Agency Such As Mi6, KGB And CIA? by jaybanfa(m): 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2018
Well said @Imadeureadthis. You so poignantly pointed out the systematic dessimation of a once effective organization. I will have u know that as far back as the early 70s the Nigerian Police were finger printing suspects. The customs, immigration and prison service are all off-shoots of this once noble profession. My father told me and trust me, he joined in the early 50s. Was in fact in the first MoPol, Mobil 1 kaduna.

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Education / Re: The Origin Of Nigerian State Names by jaybanfa(m): 8:11am On Nov 11, 2018
Plateau state
@OP you forgot Plateau State. Of course it's name is derived from its hilly and upland nature. Additionally, Jos was originally Gwash. However, the Uhrobo translator to the Oyinbos had a problem calling it and the Brits wrote it as Jos and that was how it (Jos) is called till date.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Integrity? See 5 Questions His Supporters Should Answer - Reno Omokri by jaybanfa(m): 7:14pm On Oct 31, 2018
Kindly answer the man

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Politics / Re: The Garage Of The Second Nigerian Senate President. You Will Be Shocked. by jaybanfa(m): 6:56pm On Oct 31, 2018
@OP you succinctly hashed out the issues. Focus shouldn't be on material stuff. Rather, attention should be on our shared humanity. Technology, riches and the likes quickly fade out. However, what stands the test of time is relationships. Datsall!!
Politics / Re: Re: Can Buhari Win Any Southwest States? by jaybanfa(m): 9:24am On Oct 27, 2018
@joevics that is the general feeling in Jos where I reside. However, the guys might do everything within their power to stay in power... My thoughts though. So we have to make sure every single vote counts.


Career / Re: G by jaybanfa(m): 6:30am On Oct 26, 2018
Nice article. Very enlightening. Thumbs up to OP
Crime / Re: Plateau Pond Of Blood: A Metaphor Of Elite Recolonisation Of Nigeria by jaybanfa(m): 9:22am On Oct 21, 2018
I really do not understand what the OP is saying!!! Makes me want to ask, 'and then'?... The post while highlighting some historical truths virtually has little substance in terms of workable solutions to the problem. Classic African mentality to talk about the problem without identifying a possible solution. Saying this purely from an academic standpoint.
Politics / Re: Jos Plateau Crisis For Begginers by jaybanfa(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2018
That narrative is totally untrue. These people have a way of twisting and falsifying history to serve their political agenda. The author is trying to make Beroms look like hateful killers, whereas these were the same people that welcomed and sold land to every individual from any part of Nigeria. Irrespective of creed or ethnicity. To the extent of marrying off their daughters to the Hausa's and Fulani's. Haba mana! A fada gaskiya.


Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by jaybanfa(m): 11:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
@OP great story. Very enthralling. Didn't stop reading, cept for work. Very hilarious, had me in stitches at some point. Great job wallahi.

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Politics / Re: 2019: The Final Battle Of The Generals! by jaybanfa(m): 7:23pm On May 16, 2018
Kai!!! So true. OP has really analyzed as well as espoused the salient facts from January 1966 till the July '66 coup, up until present day. However, what OP omitted is their western or rather foreign collaborators. They have heavy and serious backing from western powers. This isnt conspiracy theory but a fact.
Politics / Re: Revealed: How Over N100b Was Embezzled By Jonathan Administration Ahead Of 2015 by jaybanfa(m): 9:58pm On Mar 25, 2018
Seriously? We are in 2018 and these guys are still hungup on the Jonathan years... Please.......
Romance / Re: Seven Things Girls Won't Tell You, That You Need To Know. by jaybanfa(m): 7:51pm On Jan 03, 2018
So true...@OP. Got that right.
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by jaybanfa(m): 11:38pm On Sep 10, 2017
Very funny. Keep the good work. Nice job @OP
Autos / Re: When GAZZUZZ takes over - RX350 - The Journey by jaybanfa(m): 12:43am On Aug 05, 2017
Followed this thread. Very detailed and eye opening. Thumbs up to Gazzuz for showing attention to details.
Literature / Re: Dinner For Two by jaybanfa(m): 11:06am On Mar 11, 2017
I cant help but say, a mighty nice novelette, kai, I was a bit economical with the truth. It is indeed EXCELLENT, to the point of making an 'over 40 year old man' teary eyed... Started reading this morning and didnt stop till now. @TMDavidWest great job..

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