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Romance / Re: ‘professional Lies’ by jaybanfa(m): 1:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
Additional professional lies can be; deadlines for reports, expression of interest, call for proposals or concept notes, midterm reviews and end of project evaluation the whole nine yards can be unleashed...lol
Fashion / Re: Miss Anambra- Winner Of MBGN 2015 by jaybanfa(m): 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
She honestly deserves it.. On account of her looks but her answer during the Q and A wasnt so...apt, well she try sha.
Politics / Re: I Am Just A Civil Servant: Aisha Abubakar by jaybanfa(m): 10:40am On Oct 20, 2015
Ah ah @OP, the constitution was referring to age an education not party status of a ministerial nominee..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Hasn't Heard About This Thing Going On In Uganda? See What 2 Girls Are Doing by jaybanfa(m): 7:58pm On Oct 18, 2015
@nobilis aren't u tryna change the narrative? Can't remember oral traditions nor written historical accounts of Africans ever being homos... So where did u get that? Kindly correct that man! That's a lie from d pits of hell.

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Politics / Re: Chief Olu Falae Must Apologise To The Fulani Herdsmen & Fulani People by jaybanfa(m): 8:15am On Oct 17, 2015
@divineappo or whatever, u are the most uninformed Nlder i have come across... Did you see the two guys caught and paraded in Lokoja, Kogi state? Bonfide Fulani youngsters.. So why should Falae apologise for sayin the truth. You need to travel round and see the mayhem these guys are causing especially in the middle belt states where they have proclaimed that cattle rearing is their sole preserve and are driving indigenous tribes off their ancestral farmlands. Na Fulani jor!
Celebrities / Re: See The Guys Behind The Success Of Most Of PSQUARE'S SONGS by jaybanfa(m): 12:53pm On Sep 30, 2015
Emeka the keyboardist is an Original Jos Boy, was one of the young boys always walking around with a keyboard in the neighbourhood (Miango road). He had his roots in the church and I can vividly remember one of my friends giving him music lessons. That is life sha.... we are still very proud of him.

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Politics / Re: Good News! NNPC To Distribute Free Gas Cylinders To All Nigerians by jaybanfa(m): 10:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
@GudlukIBB here's the thing, at 300naira a kilogram of liquified natural gas, a 12kg cylinder can and might last u up to 6weeks at least depending on ur burner and upto 8weeks. Now pls tell me if kero can last that long for the same cost not talking about the smell, black smoke n pots etc.
Politics / Re: The Trojan Horse And The Prince Of Persia -by Femi Fani-kayode by jaybanfa(m): 9:56pm On Sep 28, 2015
@OP. Femi Fani Kayode nailed it with caps lock... Very true and succinct analysis of the ongoing debacle in the middle east... And the inherent dangers that might befall Europe if they sleep with both eyes shut... Its really unfortunate but these are the signs of the times...
Education / Re: Who Remembers "Pecesetters" by jaybanfa(m): 9:32pm On Sep 28, 2015
Ah Pacesetters from Macmillan... Most definitely there was 'Stop Press: Murder' darn i seem to have forgotten the titles.. Brb

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Politics / Re: The Inspiring Rise Of Joshua Iginla +all The Prophesies That Shot Him Into Inter by jaybanfa(m): 4:12pm On Sep 28, 2015
And how is God Almighty exalted in all of this? Na man i go dey worship...
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Kogi State Is Under Attack Right Now. DSS Office Under Siege! by jaybanfa(m): 12:57am On Sep 26, 2015
It must be around zone 8 where CBN, Zone 8 police hq, NIMC, state house of assembly and highcourt are situated... This road leads to crusher.. Not forgetting DSS, NCCF, and the new road to mount Patti, Lugard's love nest with the Shaw lady

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Politics / Re: CHIBOK GIRLS ; Blame FG Not Shetima. FALAE ; Blame Mimiko Not FG,.APC. by jaybanfa(m): 9:32pm On Sep 25, 2015
I'l continue to say this on this forum that Shettima is neck deep in this boko haram saga cos against all contemporary and prevailing circumstances he refused to relocate the school which was under his purview. God will judge him.. And the chibok girls are very real 'cept i doubt if upto 20% are in any redeemable state... Last point are just my thoughts though.
Politics / Re: When Two Nigerian Presidents Arrived New York... by jaybanfa(m): 9:15pm On Sep 25, 2015
@ibnsultan, are u sure d Jonathan pix was at UN/Newyork? And as for dark colors being worn it signifies officialdom, hence chief executives the worldover wear black or atleast dark colours.

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Politics / Re: Army Alleges Sabotage By Borno Leaders by jaybanfa(m): 8:31pm On Sep 25, 2015
Na now una go know say all along there was a serious conspiracy against the military, although the military high command didn't help matters by being prebendal (self centered)

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Politics / Re: What The Captured Boko Haram Said About Chibok Girls. by jaybanfa(m): 3:35am On Sep 25, 2015
Alot of people down south don't understand the Chibok girls issue. These girls were truly abducted with the active involvement of the state ministry of education possibly the state governor too.. Most or about 95% were Christians and so forced conversation was d order of the day. Again some escaped and good spirited Nigerians have spirited them to the US for further studies. Now, on rescuing the said Chibok girls, what i can say is this, it is highly improbable to get say 40 of them... My 5kobo
Politics / Re: Why Bashing Jonathan Won't Work By Sen.ben Bruce by jaybanfa(m): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2015
Nicely said by Ben Murray-Bruce, its all about having a forward looking attitude here being 'progressive' in the true sense of the word and not backward or rearview mirror looking herein referred to as 'retrogressive' attitude. Enough said already ahead ahead.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Can Never Be In The Same Class As AWOLOWO Says Tunde Bakare by jaybanfa(m): 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
Very instructive piece from the fiery Pentecostal Pastor, cept for some of us (non yorubas) omo...whats that sef? Can't decipher it. Some one should kindly translate the word or its contextual meaning. Nagode, infe da kitde( thanks in tangale Gombe state)
Religion / Re: 6 Signs That Show A Church Is Becoming Secular. Part 1 by jaybanfa(m): 11:42am On Sep 13, 2015
What OP mentioned isnt secularism but outright apostheism. I doubt if they are in the same category, eventhough secularism is equally dangerous to the church. My 25kobo!

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Celebrities / Re: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Is My Hero… Eedris Abdulkareem by jaybanfa(m): 11:41pm On Sep 12, 2015
Fair and objective assessment of GEJ's tenure by Eedris, although a bit slack (GEJ) was and is an epitome of gentleman. Again Nigeria and its citizens need a strong, firm and decisive leader no doubt.
Celebrities / Re: SHAMEFUL!!! Igbo Girl Chioma F*1*cking Her Self With Candle Shares Photo Online by jaybanfa(m): 7:26am On Sep 05, 2015
Useless blogger.. Thunder wey wan fire u dey bench press 150kg

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Picture Memes To Recount Days Back In #secondaryschoolsinnigeria..lol! by jaybanfa(m): 8:01pm On Sep 03, 2015
Very hilarious, kept laughing my backside off... Nice job @OP.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Funniest Combination Of Food You Have Ever Eaten by jaybanfa(m): 7:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
Garri soaked in coke coca cola that is, wit milk. Also cocoa nut with dates (dabino). Simply outta this world.
Politics / Re: Berom Killings By Fulani Herdsmen Must Stop. Please,federal Gov. (graphic Pix). by jaybanfa(m): 11:26am On Aug 23, 2015
@ imokay, my condolences. Ibrahim Nyam(Spraggo) and Jimmy Pam were young popular and outstanding Plateau people cut down by wicked assailants out to decimate ALL peoples of Plateau extraction. Truly something needs to be done this war cannot be waged by d beroms alone.

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Politics / Re: Escapee Chibok Girl Speaking American Phonetic On Channels Tv. by jaybanfa(m): 4:21pm On Jul 23, 2015
Truth be told the Chibok girls abduction was never a scam... it really happened. For those of us upcountry we know that some of the girls escaped and have since been moved to the US for further education.. To the extent that I had met some in Jos while their travel documents were being processed. Also a friend of mine of Kibawu extraction (the ethnic group as it is called dont know if i got the spelling though) testified to losing 4 nieces in that particular incident.. And please whats with all the cussing abeg kindly desist from abusing folks. ko.

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Properties / Re: The Making Of The Port Harcourt "Duplex + 4 Flats" by jaybanfa(m): 12:48pm On Jun 10, 2015
@spyder880 nice and lovely thread. Very informative and detailed. Nice Job! I wouldn't have forgiven myself if I failed to comment. Once again nice job... But for us upcountry folks, Jos, to be precise the cost of gravel/coarse aggregate is just off the hinges.. 200K for a 30tonner! WOW double wow infact. Plenty of rocks wasting...if only the railways were functional, I'd be a net exporter of crushed stones...

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Business / Re: My Tech Start-up Journey by jaybanfa(m): 4:00pm On May 27, 2015
@OP just joined your thread today and I have been having some serious wow! moments.I hope I'll be able to catchup quickly.

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS : Yeh Vaada Raha's SUNITA & VIKRAM 33 Years Later by jaybanfa(m): 4:34pm On Apr 20, 2015
Yeah I'm a great buff of bollywood. But i'm wondering if there was a remake of the movie in the late 80's cos i watched a bollywood flick in 1990 with the same title. Funny cos i "broke bounds" i.e snuck outta school, military school for that matter (AFMS) to go to kwararafa cinema in Jos.
Family / Re: 21 Ways That Will Make Your Husband/keep Loving You More And More by jaybanfa(m): 12:57pm On Dec 16, 2014
@poster God bless you and enlarge your territory. It isn't rocket science to keep your man in line. My wife constantly does the wrong things like burning food, not wanting to apologize when wrong and just being generally obnoxious cos she believes I cant bring another woman, cos of religious considerations. Gaskiya how I wish my wife would read this. Nice post
Politics / Re: Twin Bomb Blast In Jos, Casualties Recorded. by jaybanfa(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2014
very true. Just confirmed it. Just left the area for miango junction. May God truly intervene

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