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xynerise: You are with the watermelon or you are the watermelon?

Choi xynerise you go fear kweshion

Isn't it obvious?

She don park commot bra for this thread since morn

xynerise: Just wondering where the third hole will be

The macho in him made him settle for an artificial hole

He likes 'em watermelon.

No emotional baggage whatsoever

cdamsel: I think his thing got lost in the watermelon

How you take know?

xynerise: Have you shown DX where the hole is?

Thought he settled on creating the third hole

I was hoping he will come back with diameter specification so i can recommend the perfect drill since his is not up to the task

Don't know why you guys wanna spoil the fun we've been having all day.
I won't hesitate to ban those that flout the rules

xynerise: Wait na.

Get this in the market for N300 or less and dig a hole on it. Let the hole be the same length and width of your kpekus and you are good to go

..

xynerise: . Do you have any alternative for him? He should try water melon

you wan kill am

You are mean


He should start with satsumas

xynerise: Form a hole with your fingers. The thumb and the first finger

The fourth can be the mouth then


any idea of the fifth?

My man wants to explore all holes in the female anatomy today

today na today

D-Explorer:
LOL
Are you sure it's gonna work?

Okayyyyyy the one with the min resistance is the wrong hole

No go lost oh

You fit create a third hole sef

Caracta: Woooah!

wetin

cdamsel: cry ni cry ko?
Shey na u way dey call ur father, grandfather, ancestors
No just form abeg

Chei so you decoded 'em words

Omo make i yarn you correct torey

I was blasting out them names so tey i been want make them see me from heaven how their boy was living large on top you na

crackhaus: Who let the mod loose today/



Interesting!

too much talk my friend

Are you going to join the punny hunt?

cdamsel: edited
U need one cartoon of alomo + 10 packs of viagra

you wey dey cry tears of joy

abegiiiii

I go open your yansh oh

uj_sizzle:




*sneaks out of thread*

Come back here

D-Explorer:
Nah, virgins don't live here.
I'l be back after i've finished taken my lecture on how to locate the hole

hheheheheheheh

I for help you but he don tey wey i been calculate radius

Ok why don't you try this

do mini mini mani mo and any hole wey your thing enter is the right hole

I only do night in with my wife and son

so imma excuse maself

cdamsel: smh,jay so u can last up to a min?
U over fall my hand

why are we still debating this when you've clearly provided factual evidence that i'm half kenyan
This dude need no damn red bull

D-Explorer:
Oops! Wrong thread

come back here jare

My ashewo peeps don dey show

fijiano202: guy abeg give me the site,am tired of investing in the wrong place,my 2014 is to harvest bountifully,I want to even Harvest where i didnt Sow

Wrong terminology... You be real maga

You will have to sow before you harvest na


why don't you just sow directly. Go and deposit all your slush like ish jare

-Mr Cork-:
...this is why we Londoners just pay £12 for punnny when we come to Nigeria for holiday....we dont like stress!!

You pay for punny?

Nahhhhh bro

You fall my hand

xynerise: . You are right bro. You don't go there to build a tent

Build a tent and you might as well start thinking about maintenance fee

In and out is da way bro

cdamsel: after all the mouth u made?
Oga xynerise pls come take over,i hear u don't dull

My pleasure is derived from random sampling ma'am

I've longed moved on to one with this ringing tone:

"Q = What's my name
Ans = big daddy
Q = i said what's my name
Ans = My everything
"

cdamsel: ohhhh u didn't no it actually happened? U passed out when still on the 1st round, was disappointed I must confess

well well well i achieved my aim.

My aim was to enter not to reside their duhhhhhh

cdamsel: my oga ddon go far ooooo,chei

Na rap lyrics jor

cdamsel: well even though evidence could b misleading bt It was too convincing

I went 6 rounds with you yesterday. Oya prove it didn't happen

Point is, you can claim anything on the internet

xynerise: These are por'n stars

They are sometimes the best ya know

They obey simple instructions

Tell them to bend down, touch toe and don't look back <===== So i heard

cdamsel: oooo no,names u & I both know,drove them off NL sef,i just hope them no commit suicide afterward

Believe it happened and you might as well believe i'm the pope

xynerise: These are por'n stars

DMX met some at the ice cream parlor though

190 could have been meeting them in dreamland as well

cdamsel: I wish he was, he comes on NL to announce names of people who he has shagged na

Names such as:

Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia,Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, Alicia,Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki,Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky,Cookies,
Tonya, Diane, Lori, Carla,Marina,Selena,Katrina,Sabrina,Kim, LaToya, tina, Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita,
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, Ronda , Donna, Ulanda (WHAT?) Tawana, and Wanda



Let's just blame X

Teespice: You did not know ni.

I didn't get the memo

Now i can finally get born2fuck off my back

I've found Mr randy some free punny

fijiano202: jaybee since them born u,hav u ever seen any nigerian babe give out free punanni without any String attached,they always come with Either Big Ghana-must-Go or Heavy Trailer of Demands

I don't kiss and tell but NSA ain't no biggie

It's a mutual agreement kinda ish

I've got something to offer and she gets something she needs.

GBAM equation balanced