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Does this thread need sanitizing? looks like it has been derailed a lil

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how r ya Miss Natasha
Been a while

Mrs.Chima:
Are you supposed to be getting married in a day or something?

I changed ma mind or i technically got dumped by you so no more wedding on the card

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hahahahhaahh just make sure you don't go breaking ya head hun

You already hit the nail on the head, if one is a believer and then the natural thing to do is support the other half or what not and if not, your guess is good as mine

You know i would if only you bring it nearer

hmmmmm OK, one of those days then

How about practical time

Come talk to daddy Q
What's the matter

Just asking

Mrs.Chima:
Problem?

Yeah most def
Can you please ask Mr Chima for a 2 days release
We have an unfinished business to finish

kandiikane:
I know and on top of that slept with my friend,
I learnt a lot from him

awww ain't that some shyte.
morafucking nucca giving us bad names.
Further apologies on his behalf (Not that it matters now though

Move the heck on.
Can't handle no fanatic so break up is automatically the next step for moi

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I still for some weird reason think you may be misinterpreting her gestures towards you.
Are you that hawt that you then become irresistible to women (No pun intended)?

You don't have to accept the offer but don't make conclusions when she obviously hasn't stated her willingness to date you.
I hope you know looks and signals can always be misinterpreted so be careful

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What?
What time is it?

Too far

Ms. Potato:
And you better learn to stop generalizing espeacially on the negative issues Mr Goodie Too shoes!

Why the name calling madam
Any problem

kandiikane:
I was 15 but I dealt with him after we broke up

I knew this would have been the case hence me asking.
He must have treated you like that cos of your age thus it's an acceptable anomaly

Ms. Potato:
Stop being sarcastic like u so cool and everythin. Not every Nigerians are like what you described abeg!

Learn to walk before jumping DUH
Didn't you see the MOST qualifier
Not kool to jump before properly deciphering a message ya know

Ms. Potato:
I aint Nigerian

Didn't for any second suggest u r one.
Just saying that's the way most have been taught and their is a saying that "you can take the boy outta the village but can't take the village outta the boy"
get it now

@kandikane
How old was you madam when you met the scrooge?
Looks like you met the anomaly , cos the average naija man (like 'em 190, kay MONEY et al) is a spendaholic

We are cos we CAN
We are cos we've been made to believe that the easiest way to a Naija female's heart is by dolling out freebies

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That explains it then

Nigeria or Nigerians?

What if she wants to take you out as a friend?
Ever thought of it like that?

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Looks like the better candidate won so no qualms

Inked_Nerd:
Wettin dey make you cry jay bee?

You left me for fstranger after his poem

Mine = Inked Nerd

Mrs.Chima:
Why did you nominated me with someone else when you know you lit up when you saw my name next to yours?

You know we like shunning the limelight so it was just a ploy silly

Come talk to me suga when u agree to share the bone with me.

PS: Thread was locked cos it was over the threshold limit

Thread Locked => Over the 100 pages threshold

Continue here => https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-643679.0.html

Hey Nl Fam,
This is just a sequel to our highly succeful thread haven for kings & queens of derailing.

Let the fun begin



Thread I = https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-618277.0.html

Why not Jaybee & all eligible NL babes
Or Dsesne & Mrs Chima