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EFCC1:
No ok but my toasting line might as well be memorize
just thinking if text can still work

Yes they might be but i don't expect you to go with scripted lines. People don't toast these days.
You meet a girl, you chat about various things, laugh giggle with her, compliment her and she gets the signal.

U be pikin?
What if she assumes/concludes your thoughtfull written txt was a forwarded one?
Don't be afraid of rejection. It will only make you stronger/better

isuomo:
Friday 26/11/2010. Omisore, Oyinlola and Ooni have been moving around with N1.5b at N500m per judge to get three out of the five judges on the panel, information we have is that they have firm assurances from two of them but the third has refused to play ball as at last night. Hopefully, if he resists Oyinlola will be kicked out tomorrow but if he falls for the allure of the filthy lucre then it is nunc dimitis for Aregbesola.

chi-baby:
Err how do u mean and wat positions?
 

Coming to visit me whilst wearing revealing things
Getting all touchy/flirty with me
Sending me signals that she needs a good shag

chi-baby:
So basically guys always have feelings for their female friends then ? Cuz i dnt see dat happening with sum1 u dnt hve any attraction to

Yes we do but it's not overblown as we tend to keep it under wrap by setting the above boundaries

If you agree with me that Men don't view shagging as a big thing then you will understand where we r coming from.
The only people above shagging are relatives and any other person is indeed shagable unless we have mutual respect and don't put ourselves in undermining positions.

Yes you are right with your thinking but as you know technically friends don't usually put themselves in such positions.
If my female friend is single then i won't be inviting her over to my place as it's a recipe for disaster.
Most of my female friends are in relationships so I'm more of a big brother kinda thing (The one dat gives advices and all)

Point is you can be friends with a woman as long as you don't spend all your time with them vice versa.

mamaken:
to each pot hes cover. . .
even u and i will find ours

That's def reassuring. yipee

Tough one but yeah it's possible.
I have loads of female friends that all we do is just hang out and nothing more. I'm sure I'd accept if they make sexual advances towards me but i don't think I'd make the first move.

What chances do i have as i'm on the fugly side, below par intelligence and def not as rich as Mr Money£
This life sef, every damn thing just have to be unnecessarily difficult

^^^
who goes around blowing own thrumpet?

A man needs to be smart to be able to cut it in life
A woman can afford to be dumb but beautiful as her chances of marrying a rich man is pretty high.

Oh i c
meanwhile meet me at the usual place

^^^
I know you are

Trust me, they def won't be lying about stuff like that.
I get it was just a way of saying y'all are getting a good deal.
They had it so they sure were able flaunt it.
It don't bother me though

Mrs. Eve:
May whatever you sampling in London gnaw every piece of your manhood and then some

hehehehheheh you got problem with me Q?

^^^^
You pregnant again :ocos i don't understand why u r spitting all over the place

Who knows
My cousin is kinda weird though cos for a long time we thought the dude was gay or something like that.
Never introduced any chick to us. Very secretive like that so I'm sure he must be a virgin as well.
Suits them both but for me i def ain't doing no virgin.
I have to sample. . . It's a must for me

LMAO
I see ur point bro. It does help to be choosy especially when one is not signing a contract. Okies

My cousin recently married a 40 yr old virgin (a devoted xtian) and they announced it at the reception

^^^^^

I ask mere questions and mighty hbabe shows up
hmmmmmmm

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Mrs. Eve:
Jaybee,

You ashamed me, (spits at Jaybee's feet)

hehehheheheh
Why? because i want free nookie? hmmmmmmmmm

MRbrownJAY:
why not bro? although your would have to get me a better pic than the one on your profile (or the one they posted on the auction thread). too many people with your name on FB to know which one is you.

She has physical attraction criteria to? I thought she just wanna get laid  

Do i qualify?

Why waste time even debating this
Check her post history to understand her stance on anything Nigerian.
Someone def have an axe to grind
Common sense tells me the dude won't be so flirty with you if you had complained the first time he touched you thigh

@OP
Please take him bag
What will it take for you to take him back abeg
Whatever you do please don't go into the forever hopefull drum.
13 years ain't joke. It's fine to be tired and even more acceptable to be fed up but your judgement should be based on how successful the 13years you guys ad together.
Please harbour just a lil more patience. God will surely give you the strength to pull through.

This is just another classic example of Swiftycool's thread. I think you need to read through the thread to understand what you have and willing to give up.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=484727

@ Q
I don't mind going gong oh if it was pasta but as for noodles i'd def go light on it.
hehehhehe

Wow Wow Wow Wow Uju
This side of you is the bomb.
Thumbs/head/hands/feet up
GBAM GBAM GBAM

KK nice one
but ma preferred style would have been to make the sauce separately.
Diced hot dog (I normally use frankfutters)
king prawns
Chopped tomatoes
Chilli powder
olive oil

Mrs. Eve:
Jaybee,

It aint AMALA AND EBA! Did you see my recipe, try that and tell me what you think!

Where is the recipe?
Caseroles?
cottage pie?
deserts?
Nigerian soups?

Mrs. Eve:
Jaybee,

Cooking amala and eba is not GOOD COOKING,

So what is?

Yes i can
I'm a good cook so i will def teach her