₦airaland Forum

Ujujoan:
apparently his yekini is quite . . . impressionable!  

How far r u gyals sure the yekini ain't padded

Chei   which kind commodity Sag be?

^^^^^ Did u brain fart or something?

Slymjd:
Am inluv wit her,she inluv wit my best friend bt my best friend dosn't crave 4 her @ all.Pls help me folks,dont rily knw wat 2do.

U r in love with her = Check
She is in love with your friend = Check
Your friend don't give a hoot about her = check
You have to fast 40 days/night =

most def

blacksta:
I dont deny that Tony Blair is not a heavyweight - I am only confirming that tony blair got paid around £250,000 to visit Nigeria- and if it is visit from a government envoy view then he would not be paid - I believe it is all part of the plan of Jonathans camp to get an edge over others aspirants and manipulate the Nigerian public like he is some kind of Messiah to fix Nigeria

Any evidence to back this claim up?

blacksta:
Tony blair is not an envoy of the british government definitely not when the Conservatives are trying to distance themselves for the economic mess labour has caused  hence he was visiting the Nigeria in the capacity of personal dealings

But the paper never stated that it was UK's endorsement. International community could be interpreted whichever way to suit the audience.
Love or hate him dude is still heavyweight

blacksta:
See this mumu  - GEJ was not endorsed by the U.K but by Mercenary called Tony Blair and his fee alone was about £250,000 at the detriment of the masses .  This so called visit was part of the Jonathan camp to manipulate masses and sell some fake endorsement.  I only wish that Nigerians will shine their eyes.    I cry for  my Country

In what capacity was he speaking? As a keynote speaker (personal dealings) or official (Quartet Representative duties)

Yeah very very interesting not the bull we constantly get from corky and 'em lot these days

Good old days when romance section was da place to be

medjai:
Roger's been coming on strong lately. He won the Basel Indoor tournament and another Masters title before that and got the[b] Paris tournament semis losing only to eventual winner Monfils [/b] in a thriller of a match but you can never rule out Nadal though he's been under the radar lately.
I think Nadal will win

You sure about this

Commuting distance should be your deciding factor if indeed you do have phobia for traffic.

buzugee:
i know i was acting up yesterday but on the real though there is no point in coming back home if you dont have enough money to cash down for a house in nigeria and enough for you to survive for at least 5 years before you find your feet. how much are we talking about here ? lets say you want a house in victoria island like a 4 bedroom flat or something for like 30 million naira. then another 10 million naira for your 5 yr survival till you get into the swing of things. anything short of this and you ought to have ya head checked if you just stumble into naija with potmato and minimal money hoping to get job and survive. REAL TALK. so how much is this amount in dollars and pounds so we can all be clear. 30 million plus 10 million is 40 million naira is $340,000.00 (three hundred and forty thousand dollars) or 184,000 pounds (one hundred and eighty four thousand pounds). anything short of this, stay where you are, if you no wan make suffer head wound you i can foresee alot of trapped nigerians in the west in the future. 50 to 60 yr old naija woman and men existing in a society where u cannot fully come into your own at that age as in you are a reject to society cuz you are old and a minority. kids dont wanna see your ol backside around unlike in naija where elders are respected. oh well. this our generation will be something to watch out for in the next 20 to 30 yrs. be a bunch of ol backside nigerians all over american nursing homes demanding for eba and pomo

did you manage to get your $340,000.00 in the end?

buzugee:
you guys are just full of crap. you are all in london living in council flats, earning 300 pounds a week which will be truncated down to 200 pounds a week after tax. you pay ya tv license, ya council tax, MOT (DATS IF YOU HAVE CAR BECAUSE 99 PERCENT OF NIGERIANS IN LONDON DONT HAVE CAR SEF. THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO DRIVE CAR. GAS IS LIKE 8 DOLLARS PER GALLON), ROAD TAX, INTERNET BILL, LIGHT BILL, GAS BILL. THEN YOU WILL BUY FOOD. MAYBE YOU WILL BE LUCKY IF U SAVE 5 POUNDS A WEEK. MULTIPLY 5 POUNDS BY 52 WEEKS. THATS 260 POUNDS YOU HAVE SAVED IN A YEAR. LETS ASSUME YOU WORK FOR 20 YRS. YOU HAVE MANAGED TO SAVE $5200 FOR A LIFETIME OF WORK. CLAP FOR YASEF. ALOT OF NIGERIANS ARE DOING CAB DRIVING, SECURITY WORK, ALOT ARE ON GOVT BENEFITS CALLED GIRO GETTING 58 POUNDS A WEEK SUFFERING AND SMILING AND KILLING AND ROBBING EACH OTHER IN PECKHAM. DONT GET ME WRONG A TINY MINISCULE MINORITY HAVE ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY THE GAME AND HAVE MADE SERIOUS MONEY, LIKE THE GUY WHO DID THE RINGTONES. HE MADE A MILLION.
ALL IN ALL YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE OF NEW NIGERIAN STRUCTURES AND COMPARE IT TO YA DILAPIDATED COUNCIL HOUSES IN BRIXTON, PECKHAM, STRATFORD, NEW CROSS, ELEPHANT AND CASTLE, HACKNEY, DALSTON, UPTON PARK, CANNING TOWN. TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW NIGERIA >>>> http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=515151&page=4
LOOK AT THE PICS ON ALL 67 PAGES OF THAT WEBSITE. NIGERIAN IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE BEVERLY HILLS. MAKE UNA SIDDON DIA DEY COLLECT GIRO

didn't even know you've been displaying your buffoonery on NL for ages. I thought they said the older one gets the wiser one becomes

Dude is a Joke and i see know reason why y'all should enlighten him.
Baseless/moronic comparisons

And since when did Nigerians started collecting credible data.
I hope you know western governments do provide benefits for the homeless. What does your Government provide?
Didn't you watch welcome to Lagos?
Your ignorance level has definitely tipped the scale.

buzugee:
bruv ? poverty in nigeria does not equate to homelessness. i will rather be poor in naija than in america. the poor people in naija at least have face me i face you to live in. at least 10 million people in america have nowhere to live. they sleep under bridges. out here in illinois, at least a few of them feeze to death in the winter. this dude was sleeping under the bridge last winter. by the next morning he had turned into ice block. dead. they had to thaw him out to do an autopsy.
so lets not even begin to compare poverty because poverty in america is much worse than poverty in nigeria.

as per bmws and mansions with swimming pools ? that aint my reality bruh. i am not an ostentatious person. my persona is low-key. i am the type of guy who will relocate to naija. build a small bungalow and drive around on a vespa scooter i am fiercely individualistic and eccentric. i dont follow the crowd

Are you daft or just playing silly

ggggrrrhhhhhhhh

when when when i ask.
The archive box is currently overflowing and we know the importance of safeguarding data so we seriously gotta stop dis constant filing. hehehhehe
lemme see jor

lysaa:
That's not possible, it's on my butt-cheek.

Even better

I've gotta see the other dimple

What happens when proofs are hard to come by
Imaginations running wild maybe

hehheh miss one dimple

DapoBear:
Eh, whatever. I'm not looking for external justification or validation here on Nairaland. If you no gree, so be it. It is what it is.

I'm not even claiming that stealing is not wrong. But a thief cannot complain that someone is robbing him, really; that is hypocrisy.

So if i despoil your daughter then it's basically right to despoil ma own daughter?
Why do we have courts?

DapoBear:
Eh, Western world steals billions from Africa. They send crappy white engineers to work for these oil companies, who are not even the best in their companies (seriously, I talked to one of these white dudes working for Shell when I was in Port Harcourt, he was senile, lazy and incompetent.)

If you are going to steal from Nigeria and Africa more generally, don't whine and complain if Nigerians steal back.

OK this your take is a bit pathetic to be honest. I'm sure you know stealing is wrong and nothing justifies it.

^^^^
I was just hissing all through.
Perfect case of money miss road.
Some sense ought to be slapped into the dude's head.

Elrazur u be yeye boi  
They are not even helping their mum in the kitchen. Na real wa mehn
Education is indeed good afterall

The kids are just too slow especially the 27yrs old one finking he is all buff and stuff.
At his age he should be outta the parent's house.
Why is the woman dancing 24/7?
And the last born looks so unkept and annoyingly slow. What's the point of her private education?

So far, this episode makes zilch sense

They are pissing me off mehn. Geez

Nigerians generally don't keep to time.
It's shocking and overly annoying