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manny4life:
I see some people are intellects here. Although I did not study engineering though, but I believe someone can assist me with an Excel project, kinda like a simulation. I lost my drive that contained all my model templates and now I have this minor project and have to start a new one. The project is one where we have to calculate financials of an air taxi with one equipment. Financial include Pro-forma Income statement, Balance sheet, Ratio analysis, Sales forecast (up to 60 months), Payroll analysis and deductions, Break-even chart, Loan Amortization Schedule, Depreciation (SLN) and several others . I have up to a week to do this project and I already started on some of the worksheets, (three days for a rough sketch with consistent formulas, 2 days with adding and adding number and connecting them to other workbooks, and one day left for reviewing). When I get a reply, I will post the spreadsheet sample details, and each person can pick a particular financial and sketch out with a formula . You need a good background in Excel at least intermediate, although everyone is welcome.

I know it is not what people are expecting, but please contribute before criticizing.

Do you need help or just wanna showcase your skills?
I also do a lot of excel manipulation to provide statistical analysis on a monthly basis.

Igwe.:
C'mon people they have known themselves for 4 yrs according to the poster.
Believe me, some guys do it, even in my office and seems dem girls like it,though try to resist dem kisses atimes .

They have only met each other on 4 occassions though, so i still don't understand how he can make such claim?

Game started with a fast free flowing tempo. I can def see some goals in this game.

Sola08:
I sent her the text in quote "Ok, am sorry if u re offended. Though there is nothin wrong in cuddlin and kissin sum1 u luv somuch. I only want d memory to linger. Hope uve gotten home ? "

You see, the line bolded confirms you as a fraud. How can you honestly prophes love to someone you barely know?
Your ass should seriously be charged. Utter nonsense

pls change the topic.
she stopped picking your calls simply because you forcefully tried to kiss her. your ass could have gone down for sexual harassment if in a western world.

learn to be a gentle man and just maybe 'em things might start going ur way

diamonds.
the rarest ones if you can afford 'em

hmmmmm. some serious allegation.
on the lighter not though, sauron can neva be caught so stop waisting ya time.
He will surely provide a theory and some valid reasoning to argue his case

Busy_body:
@Jay bee

You just wait till i fetch my omorogun

wetin i do na?

I am on now. give us a buzz

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Na real wa

ThiefOfHearts:
you know veery well that the skin of a black female stands the test of time better than that of other races.

that aside im not gonna bother taking this ""discussion" seriously like others, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny that a women can be a total dependant housewife and still take majority of your money after a divorce plus you still have to pay alimony every month

Spielberg's ex wife still gets half a billion yearly cos of it.

Aint shabby at all.  

How much is the dude worth to be able to afford such? I am guessing u r rreferringto the total settlement.
why do y'all have to be gold diggers anywayz?

Why do y'all fake orgasms?
why do y'all lie about the number of your past sexual partners?
why does it all have to be abt money money money?
why do y'all have to sex your way through uni, work stability and progressions?
Why do y'all gossip abt anything imaginable?

why do y'all have to lie abt the length/colour/texture of your hair?
why do y'all have to wear push up bra to boost ya image?
why lie lie lie?

No need to worry abt a certain period of each and every month.
so glad it's simply a mans' world

coolfaced8:
It's not going as discussed o! Haven't been practicing as I should and barely passed one test. I need to get my acts together for real. Am back home in Philly and have more time to get stuff done. I wonder if you're free anytime soon?

Btw, I'm "booked" tonight with some stuffs

Told you to holla at ur boi anytime. a single buzz will do the trick. we have to crack that maths code

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howz the maths practice going?

naijachix:
dats the result of shagging concubines. . . sometimes u need to pay. . . one way or the other. . . this is one of the ways!
if u threaten to report, she will also threaten to report to ur wife. . . i'm sure u don't want that.

just thread softly my guy!

nice angle to look at it from.

So what would you rather loose? a few thousands or your wife, family, happiness?

Most working class girls will even offer to pay the bill so my candid advice will be for you to look in the right places. Stop attracting them cheap ones.

Y'all wannabe traders, what happens if the poster decides to go with one of you guys and bang market spirals outta control against your predicted direction (and pls don't come back with your stop loss or range trading bull shit)?
Are you going to guarantee the poster 100% moneyback?

@ Post
You can never go wrong with buying and selling so long you treat/practice the law of demand and supply with maximum care.
If you don't have any idea your best bet is to save the money in the bank as TKB (who works in an investment coy and probably be the best to advice you on how best to maximise return on initial investment) suggested.

TheSeeker:
If you were dating a girl and she by chance was a virgin, you both have plans of getting married in the near future. You have never had doubts that she's a perfect woman. One night, some hoodlums lurking around find their way into your house, raped your fiancee right in your face. If you were the guy in this situation, what would you do? Walk away or continue the relationship and subsequently get married to her?

Peeps that reason the way u do don't deserve good women.

lekside44:
well, true. i want you to understand taht many of the gadgets that we have today are once fictions written about and acted in movies years and decades back. but now they are parts and parcels of our daily life. even the rockets and space travel to the moon we have today are once imaginatives to the people of the old. i tell you, tommorrows space travel does not lies on rocket engines as we know it today. their overall efficiency is very low. we have tech such as a laser propelled gyroscope. a model of it has been tested. if i have your mail, i may try my possible best to mail you a video clips on this. also anti matter (anti hydrogen/proton) could even do better. we also have electrons propelled rockets, e.t.c just to mention a few

They asked u a very simple question and you go about posting irrelevant gibberish again. na wa o.

ThoniaSlim:
Say No to office romance!If you love her and can deal with it then stay with her but if you know you can't handle the thought then leave her!

Thumbs,fist, hand up for thonia's advice. Just about the best advice you will get around.
Decision is yours to either stay forgive and live with the stigma or move on with your life.

Jarus:
@Mikeansy,

But when a CBN Governor goes on National Newspaper to suggest that some Banks may be at risk even before auditing, that creates panic and that is irresponsible because it is capable of triggering flight of investment from the country.
He should audit these Banks, help those who might have issues take corrective measures quietly.

Do you rather they panic or have an unexpected bubble due to false financial reporting and massive fraud in the banking industry?
Central bank governors do move market and in my opinion it's actually very good/healthy for the market valuation and pricing as most moves are only temporary.

Jarus:
@Mikeansy,

But when a CBN Governor goes on National Newspaper to suggest that some Banks may be at risk even before auditing, that creates panic and that is irresponsible because it is capable of triggering flight of investment from the country.
He should audit these Banks, help those who might have issues take corrective measures quietly.

Do you rather they panic or have an unexpected bubble due to false financial reporting and massive fraud in the banking industry?
Central bank governors do move market and in my opinion it's actually very good/healthy for the market valuation and pricing as most moves are only temporary.