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Adverts › Re: Free Electricity Now For Nigerians by jaybee3(m): 3:47pm On Jun 15, 2009
I bet the poster is still a trainee fraudster trying is new learnt skills out on much skooled nlers.
ELECTROMEC? huh huh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Eats Bones And Opens Bottles With Her Teeth, Is Something Wrong? by jaybee3(m): 2:03pm On Jun 15, 2009
Only a mentally challenged person will conclude that above actions (especially the opening of bottle with her teeth and i am also sure u r talking about her eating chicken bone or something like that) equates to something being wrong.
Education › Re: The Educative Game by jaybee3(m): 1:21pm On Jun 15, 2009
dominique:
i dont think i'm getting this question. . .first of all i dont wanna imagine what a 10 gallon hat looks like tongue

first you fill the 9 gallon container with water and pour it directly into the 6 gallon hat. the remainder will be poured into the 4 gallon container. you since this "hat" is supposed to be 6 gallons, the remaining water shouldn't fill the 4 gallon container.

i dont expect it to be that simple. . . maybe you should explain a lil better
How can you pour 6 gallons of water into a 9 gallon jug? You only have 9 and 4 gallon jugs to use for the process.
Note: The jugs are not calibrated
The clue is to write down the process.
Romance › Re: How Do I Suprise Her? by jaybee3(m): 1:05pm On Jun 15, 2009
sistawoman:
it is only 5% of what she received which is a nice commission.

My guys typically make 15% commission and those doing the grunt work like him typically receive 8-10% in bonus pay.


I don't see anything wrong with what she gave him, and I am sure she built that into her grant money request.
Things don't work that way in Nigeria. The rich only cares about getting richer.
A typical example is, a state Governor from the eastern part of Nigeria who was recently in the news for transporting over 250 million naira only pays the peeps that does the dirty work a mere 2000 naira or thereabout for their services (I think a whistleblower confirmed this).

I would have expected him to receive something in the region of 1.5Mil but then again he could have received such if he was servicing the lady boss.

On the other hand if true, i expect you to marry your girlfriend if indeed you are bent on surprising her.
About 5 mil should be put fixed deposited in a reputable bank
Second 5 mil should be used to run a reputable business that will generate worthwile income and in-turn help you multiply in terms of riches.
Some of the last 5 mil can be spent on the wedding (max 1 mil)
Get yourself a nice apartment (You don't have to go over the top)
His & Hers ride (1.5 mil max for both)
Romance › Re: Guilty by jaybee3(m): 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2009
Being offerred large sum of money for a job well done simply equates to prostitution.
Why feel guilty now when you had your chance to ask what the money was for.
He could have given you the money for transport or perhaps pimples treatment as Debosky suggested.
Romance › Re: I"ve learnt, lol! by jaybee3(m): 12:10pm On Jun 15, 2009
Start looking in the right places.
Abandon the night clubs, beer parlours, et al
Nairaland General › Re: Pat (f) I Bind You In The Name Of Jesus; by jaybee3(m): 10:27am On Jun 15, 2009
You again? grin grin grin
Events › Re: Ladies: Can You Sponsor Your Wedding? by jaybee3(m): 10:11am On Jun 15, 2009
Don't see anything wrong in it if she can afford it.
Roles are being reversed this days u know;
Men sitting at home to bring up the children whilst the women gets the bills paid
Understanding and genuine love is the key.

Although, i am kinda traditional and probably won't allow it cos of my ego but i def can't see anything wrong with it.
Education › Re: The Educative Game by jaybee3(m): 9:53am On Jun 15, 2009
Imagine a large empty bin. Say that each minute people would come and put in one golf ball a piece. The first minute (starting at 12 noon), 1 person came and put in a ball. The second minute, 2 people put in one ball a piece. A minute later, 4 people put in 1 ball a piece. This pattern continued until the bin was exactly full at 6pm. At what time was the bin half empty?
Education › Re: The Educative Game by jaybee3(m): 9:52am On Jun 15, 2009
You bought a ten-gallon hat as a souvenir of a visit to London; only when you got home you discovered that the label states it to be only a six-gallon hat. By now, you were sceptical that it was even that big, and you decided to test it by trying to fill it with 6 gallons of water.
The only containers you have on hand are a 9-gallon and a 4-gallon container.
Using them, how were you able to pour 6 gallons into the hat?
Autos › Re: Why Pay More? by jaybee3(m): 9:40am On Jun 15, 2009
Prestige car brands cost more because they simply reflects/represent high quality and massive reliability.
Politics › Re: Yar'adua Calls For Tinubu Case Files by jaybee3(m): 9:35am On Jun 15, 2009
Ain't nothing coming out this drama.
Yaraslow should just focus on delivering his 7 point agenda and forget abt which hunting political enemies
Sports › Re: Newcastle Dumps Obafemi ! by jaybee3(m): 4:42pm On Jun 13, 2009
@chidichris
what's the definition of fresh challenge to you? It seems like you believe is permanently cemented on your lousy thought that all the top footballers moving to a new club is all about money.
Ronaldo is moving to Madrid cos he has won all that their is to win at manu
same goes with kaka
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up? by jaybee3(m): 4:46am On Jun 13, 2009
Glad that you are done with it but u really need to stop being a sucker for love.
I also hope y'all use protection, AIDS is real.
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by jaybee3(m): 4:40am On Jun 13, 2009
Yeah Yeah tongue
Family › Re: All Men? Just Nigerian Men? Or Just My Man? by jaybee3(m): 1:50pm On Jun 12, 2009
MP3's aren't on the expensive side so buy your spoilt baby another one.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can We Tell Which Religion Is Right? by jaybee3(m): 1:21pm On Jun 12, 2009
we are gladly calling all the religious fanatics to come stake their claim and convince us which is best.

I am with jagunlabi 100% re: his stance cool
Romance › Re: If Ur Girl Tell You Say She No Get Any Feelings Anymore, What Does That Means by jaybee3(m): 1:11pm On Jun 12, 2009
She wants you to get stepping.
Events › Re: Mikel Obi Will Seat At The Bench Next Season All Through by jaybee3(m): 9:16am On Jun 12, 2009
chidichris:
Mikel knows that he is being played out of his natural position at DM. But he also knows that is the only position that guarantees him playing time. If he ever decides to play a different wing. He'll wed the bench.

@mykali,
i ve always known that fools operate in public forums like this but i never know that this level of imbecility is still in operation in this jet age.
do u think chelsea is a place of trials? do u think mikel owns himself in chelsea? do u think in such big clubs with big coaches a player has a say in where he wants to play?
pls attach urself to the nearest zoo bcs u have falling below human beings.
will ur mother be a dm or am if she finds herself in chelsea?
is ur father attack minded of defensive in his football carrear?
if u are not a client with yaba mental hospital yet, u must be living dangeriously.
Why the rant? grin grin grin
Are you mikel's relative?
Romance › Re: Geek Or Player Or Eye Candy: Ladies Which One Would You Choose. by jaybee3(m): 9:14am On Jun 12, 2009
shawn123:
HOW ABOUT IF U HAD 3 GIRLS AND 9 GUYS

A) SMART BUT NOT TESTED IN BED
B) VERY PRETTY SLUT
C) COOKS WELL, CLEANS, TAKES GOOD CARE OF THE HOUSE BUT NOT GOOD IN BED.

FOR A WIFEY, DAMN THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, but come to think of it, what do u call a female playerhuh grin
nah, will go for A any day!
C for me as the act of lovemaking can be thought embraced as time passes by
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:23pm On Jun 11, 2009
FL Gators:
Oh boy, omo, you fine oh cheesy
Case closed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:20pm On Jun 11, 2009
FL Gators:
rotflmao cheesy cheesy U sure say that one no be you cheesy cheesy
na me oh. at least i fine pass lexi so what u gonna say abt that?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:16pm On Jun 11, 2009
ibkaye:
https://i39.tinypic.com/bgxqqg_th.gif
why r u going gaga?
jaybee was def rocking 'em sneakers and representing na. show me what u got baby tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:11pm On Jun 11, 2009
tboy1

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2009
tope5000

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Members image representation thread. by jaybee3(m): 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2009
Elrazur

Politics › Re: Prof. Dora Akunyili Grilled At Chicago Airport by jaybee3(m): 7:44pm On Jun 11, 2009
MrCrackles:
Me i just dey stunt now!

Work dey, i just dey relax now, longday!U?
i'm aiight and just chilling/monitoring dramaland.

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