₦airaland Forum

plaetton:
Absolutely.
This is a typical false flag intended to embarrass Russia.
I think it's neigh time that Nigeria, a resource rich and important nation in the continent, reconsiders disentangling ourselves from the Anglo-American sphere of influence, and take the bold step of joining the BRICS nations, where we are guaranteed equality, honesty and mutual respect.

it will now be BRINCS!!! your brain sharper than GEJ tho

proper fried egg will go with this swear down!!

lol...some innovation here tho...but as a culinary student using regular flat sandwich cheese for pizza is new to me but if it's good for the goose its good for the gander...
my mums pizza still da best...

anyway

KICK JONATHAN 2015

Waze is also good as it can tell you which road has more congestions, where there is police and how to avoid tolls...Waze!!!!

lol...so they think we're uncivilized like northerners?? I'm LOLing right about now...abeg! Lagos is the last place to be divided by stoopid CIA sponsored mofos...God bless Lagos!
Until Lagos becomes a country and then I go back and dust my birth certificate (jus soli)...then take Lagos passport! Bleep boko haram, Bleep america!

BTW, Kick Out Jonathan 2015

paramedic:
Pls can someone tell them we ain't no yardstick for measuring terror or any related vices. They should deal with their problem and don't bother giving us a mention.
At least their son(Obama) will send US troops and sell them the cobra fighter jets asap....
But how come the two areas( Kenya & Nigeria) are both North East

I smell conspiracy!!!

yesssss...my mum flew abuja with discovery air only 9k and my lil brother got for around 7k (<12years price) ...so it's a good development... this is what happens when the private sector comes into play thus competition and then we enjoy on the long run!

#KickOutJonathan2015
#VoteMeForPresident

lemme play the tribalism card now!

MUST IT BE IGBO?? ibo and fast money tho

tarryT:
That is the beauty of Sharia.... Allah be praised.

you're a curse to mother earth...heartless Muslims be causing problems since 09 AD

let them rot there...better than bringing them back to Nigeria to do another mischief...they never learn!! ENJOY your time Sir...a child that will not let his mother rest... (the rest is history)

does it apply to us here in Iraq?? no internet to download form oo...

when Lagos becomes a sovereign state I will go back and dust my laminated birth certificate and collect Lagos passport...issokay,thanks, bye!

SuperMartins:
That's bad..Nigeria would do no such thing if a foreigner was caught in dis same act..why do other nations threat our citizens Dis bad

not true...I've seen many Pakistanis at kirikiri for drug trafficking...even one was caught late last year...BTW, here in Msia the drug smugglers from Nigeria have reduced totally but the inmates here are more than the ones on the streets...this drug thing is why Thailand also banned Nigerians from applying for tourist visa from Msia...issokay their generation will all be killed and then a new face of Nigeria will come up...GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I swear its quite sad how they treat us at immigrations points worldwide...that's how I escaped my field trip last semester...supposed to go to Thailand for a field trip and they said Nigerians cannot apply for tourist visa unless they apply from Nigeria and my Kenyan nigga got his...we keep on blaming the government government but Nigerians alone be doing drugs and shyte everywhere...why won't they mark us?? if each and everyone of us decides to act well and represent our country well nothing of such will happen...I know there are always bad eggs everywhere but the change begins with you...and you alone...YOU start by stopping stupid acts in peoples country and its their country..whatever they do to you accept it...but I'm glad many of them are getting their senses right these days...many in jails...bangkok, Ho chin min city even in nonsense Cambodia...Nigerians packing the jail...when that generation is put to rest 6 ft below my legs then we'd have a new Nigeria...I can see our youths bringing Change...I can see CHANGE!! Dieu te benisse

fake or no fake...I love that booty...I love that overloooooaaaaaaaaddddd cos e dey make me catch collllllldddddddd *d-banj*

that's none of my business *sips viju milk*

that's none of my business *sips yoyo bitters*

ozoneprince:
Recently i have been advertising Tecno phone to many clients that know I'm a phone expert,tackle me with many troubles they have been battling with there phones. I have come to realize,that Tecno have so many queries to answer, especially to my customers because i advice many customers to go for there for their products.

Below i point out Top five Reasons why Tecno Is Still The Worst Android Phone Ever!


LACK OF SOFTWARE UPDATE:

This is one of the major problems which many Tecno customer’s have suffered for. We have never heard of OS updates on any Tecno phone. Tecno rather makes new phones everyday, dumping their older customers in the dark while on the venture of getting new ones. They don’t even seem to even know how phone series work. They made N3, went back and made an advance version of the phone and named it P3.

All same similarity, tecno phones lacks the ability to upgrade its operating system. I'm really suprised that nothing has been done about this. Is it that you guys don’t have capable software engineers to fix this or what? Any reasonable company that values its customers would have found a solution to this but i'm really suprised that nothing has been done so far. BBM now works on android but my friend's tecno d3 can’t use BBM because he can’t upgrade his phone's operating system. Unlike Samsung LG which have ota update,direct with wifi or Samsung kies without rooting the phone. As samsung image for ref:
[img]http://.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/OTA-UPDATES.png[/img]

HIGH PRICE ON SPARE PARTS:

Tecno have never used top quality screens for any of their devices. Even the new ‘top notch’ Tecno R7 sports a screen that has nothing to write home about. Tecno is oblivious of Gorilla Glass etc,all is same. A few days ago, one of my bosses called me on which phone to buy on Tecno. I recommended H7. After a week he bought the phone, it accidentally fell off his hand as he is coming out his car and broke. We went to the office and could you imagine that we were asked to pay for the screen for almost half of the amount we bought the phone. My boss was angry ,I was humiliated and disappointed ,because I pushed him to buy the phone,he didn’t change.

After that day another customer visited me because his n9 screen and touch pad broken. He was told to pay 17,000naira, and yet it not up to a year he bought the phone. That is to say : the phone is still under warranty. Please define warranty for me people, because I know of a friend that his s5 samsung screen went blind and it was changed for him. At Samsung office.with his warranty,one of my customer bought infinix last week,it fell couldn't come up,she went to the branch,they change the screen for her free of charge she was so happy,she told me the testimony,unlike her Tecno she couldn't fix because of price...


INPUT AND TYPING :

Despite the fact that you guys improve on getting good keyboard ,still you produce a look alike H3 that is too small,and the keyboard is not responsive at all. Still the same just as M3,come on! Even the so called R7 keyboard is still not responsive,but check iphone 3 ,even iphone 2 keyboard is very responsive,even without dictionary. I can't have any typing error, ask iphone users.
[img]http://.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/iphone-keyboard.jpg[/img]

I'm so annoyed with Tecno right now.

SOURCE: http://.com/tecno-is-still-the-worst-android-phone/

come.nigga...if you want to update a ROM kindly root it and get a custom ROM...no need to cry Here ehh

onyiwest:
i don't know where you get your stats from. tell us which of Malaysian universities has a Nigerian professors/Lecturers, i haven't seen or heard of any. I'm talking about University not Pusat(college). Most African restaurants run by a Nigerian man is usually the destination for illegal business, that's why Malaysian police raid them constantly.

Do i hear you talk about Nigerians working at petronas ? this is not true, in fact they normally employ people from Nepal/Bangladesh etc. it's very rare to see a Nigerian pastor in Malaysia that has a work. most of them normally wait for the so called people that are into illegal businesses to pay tithe and offering, in fact they usually pray for them openly.

the ones with legal business are very few, and most of them are into spare parts. However the people into illegal business outnumbered the ones with legal business. 1 in 40. that's the fact!

lol...sorry I study in Msia and I know two nigerian lecturers...one in University Malaya and another in UCSI cheras...don't come yanning balls brother...I'm glad now many bad Nigerians are being deported... or kept at PUDU...
God bless Nigeria!!

I thought he was wearing condom?? ohhh...it's organza...

TheCongo:
Yes, Nigeria had kicked Ebola. I am on Nairaland to interact with Nigerians who have intelligence. The kind of intelligence that had designed a way to kick out ebola. I have met so many Nigerians with brain from whom I have learned so much. I truly have no time for low life Nigerians like yourself. You are no different from your Congolese counterparts who were shouting Ebola on the super Eagles.

Seun ooooo!!! you need to start providing nairaland straitjackets...people are getting outta hand...

TheCongo:
The Congolese players of Vita Club (Kinshasa) were viciously attacked by Enyimba FC's fans before the game in Aba, Nigeria. This happened 3 or 4 years ago. Many of them were even wounded. Based on the incident, I wouldn't call the entire country of Nigeria retarded set of homosapiens wearing human skin. As a matter of fact, here on Nairaland, there are many low class Nigerians that I wouldn't even interact with in real life. However, I keep coming to this site because I am attracted to the Nigerians with class and with great mind. I have been learning a lot from them. I just have to ignore the low class.

By the way, I am from Congo-Kinshasa and not Congo-Brazzaville. So, you have no case against me.

lol..nigga so you came to clear off your head that you're from Congo- Kinshasa not Brazzaville... issokay...when you show me proof that the incident you claim took place then only...but as for now they are still R.etarded set of homosapiens in human skin with a dilapidated brain structure that doesn't allow them to think in the right way...but y'll still evade the fact and koko that these people were calling us Ebola... issorait...I know how it pains other African countries to see us kick Ebola...it pains other African countries that we are economically your bosses...I will not start here...even Congo sef....hian

TheCongo:
Hey Nigeria, I am from the Democratic Republic of the Congo. I want to congratulate you on your victory.

I think there is a great probability that the person who wrote the article "congo fans attack super eagles" may have misinterpret what had happened. Usually in this part of the world, fans have the habit of throwing bottles or rocks at their own players or the coach whenever they loose a game.

I wasn't present in the stadium to say what really happened but chances are the attack by the fans was aimed at their own team and NOT at the super eagles.

Much love to you

come Mr Congo...they were chanting Ebola which shows MOTIVE...don't turn this whole thing around and tell us that they were angry at the Congolese team...it's simply just mentality...when you guys beat us at home noone did shyte to you people...that is CLASS...that is sportsmanship... but on the other hand you guys saying bullshyte which depicts retarded set of homosapiens wearing human skin... okay..bye *dances awilolocomba*

it should be clear to Nigerians that we have no friends in Africa...if you school outside Nigeria with other African countries you will see how they talk trash about us...but I always give them the regular dose of reality...WE ARE WAY LOT ADVANCED THAN THEM...we richer...they shut da freaking hell upppp

iyaf explain it for you eh

Bankers are R.U.D.E especially the female ones at GTB...bankers must get married to Hitlers sons..

Errrrrhhhh

LET THE NORTHERN FUCKTARDS GET AWAY FROM NIGERIA!!! Northern Nigeria and Southern Nigeria...(let the stupid people keep on killing themselves...I don't facking give a two shit flying Bleep...let the damn North GOOOOOOO

how will I miss a flight when my mum is at home hahahaha...she usually drags me to the airport like 3½ hours before the flight...well but when I'm long gone away from home it's still in my blood not to miss flights...always there on time...

iamord:
A lot of you Nigerians are so naive and know absolutely nothing about ghana. Absolutely nothing!!!. A lot of yall act like u are living in villages and receive news through town crier!! Ghana having issues now makes some glorified literates feel like economist and advisers . If you guys know any better why don't you use the same brain and zeal you use on ghana issues to solve your internal issues already Just look how people feel so happy about the news, it just goes to show the envy and hate a lot of you have had in your hearts towards ghana and ghanaians.. This is why blacks are taken as shit all over.. You measure your strength by the weakness of neighboring countries. And u feel you are any better.. Forgetting you are always in the news for one shameful act or the other..and your economy is also a shi.thole. you feel you situation is much better cos the once praised ghana is now in economic problems.. Ego personified morons!!!

nigga you need to calm your tits da hell down...when Nigeria has problems Ghanaians laugh the living stock outta us...why are you now so butthurt ?? what goes around comes around like a hula hoop... and you said our economy is a shit hole?? I cannot but LOL tho...nigga the GDP of Lagos alone is greater than the entirety of Ghana...need I say more?? Nooo... *my mummy is calling me in the kitchen she said my flight to Ghana is in two hours* so wait for me at the airport I'd be distributing rice and ororo... you can make jollof with it... (in Ghanaian accent)

egift:
1 Ghana Cedi = 52 Naira

nigga currency exchange doesn't really play much of a role only to an extent...
1 naira = 7 Korean won...but tell me what you can buy with 1000 won in Seoul??

Johnnyessence:
dangote too av joined politics not as business as usual but as political strategy.after d increment of cement before he know reduced d price Cos' people are not patronise his product again. I hope is not using this to enable Gej to campaign for us come January Cos' these are fg strategy to brief d public about our economy .PDP av loose this one again Cos' we d masses are more elaborate than d so called politician nothing can shift our stand Gej and his excos is disappointed in Feb 14 2015 polls.we are not bribe with rice,kerosene and money but will are moved by infrastructure development.

mehhh...your grammar hurting my soul...heishhhhh