₦airaland Forum

clevadani:
Hope dey will reduce d outrageous bills nd giv us light. Theives

nigga please request for the prepaid card...that way you use what you pay for, cheaper and noone comes giving you bills...we've been using this in my area for about three years now...like recharge card aye

the enemy is within...niggas saying Buhari is the person behind...look at it...if Buhari has a hand he wouldn't be bombing people that will massively vote for him...definitely we know who's doing this cos he knows he has lost the entirety of the north...last time he said no money to fund the soldiers two days ago he collected 2 billion for election campaign... issokay...the blood will cry out to God and God isn't sleeping. If Buhari wins and boko haram continues then we will know...if Buhari loses and boko haram ceases we will know

you think?? here in Malaysia the prime minister personally chartered a flight to bring Bangladeshis to vote two years ago...hahaha..don't tell me crap at least these ones came with their legs...until they charter Arik to bring guys from Mali then only... lol..does arik fly to Niger sef? dem get airport?

intercontinental is the best!! chain hotels are better off...

ALL MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS BUT ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS...okay, bye!!

AJINATU:
N1GERIA MUST DIVIDE IN JESUS NAME

LONG LIVE BIAFRA

inasmuch as I support the dismemberment of Nigeria but it will be tooooooo bloody...I swear and to recover would not be a walk in the park

my mum's been flying discovery since it opened up no problem...her route is always Abuja-Lagos...don't know about PHC tho...

technophantom:
Hahahhaha! Typical!

#S..B..A..N.#

Nairaland solidarity!!!!!!!!

The top most visited cities in Africa according to the latest MasterCard index! As at 2013, Lagos was the 5th most visited city in Middle East and Africa but the latest now in Africa alone makes it the fourth most visited city.

1. Johannesburg
2. Cape Town
3. Cairo
4. Lagos
5. Casablanca

http://www.thestar.com.my/Travel/Africa/2014/12/18/Johannesburg-Africas-most-visited-city/

2013 ranking
http://newsroom.mastercard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Updated-Mastercard_GDCI_Final_V4.pdf

MOBJECTIVE:
Read through the first page and immediately saw death wishes, preachers preaching repentance, profound hate speech and utter ignorance.

Yet today, someone out there might decide death is better than life because of the very same things on this thread. But most people here refuse to understand this. You (they) refuse to realize that you (they) might be killing someone simply by your (their) words.

was that how God started humanity?? prick banging prick?? seriously?? God made woman outta man NOT MAN OUTTA MAN...and in the garden of Eden it was a man and a woman not reverse...if you claim being gay is alright whose kids do they wanna adopt?? abi does sperm and sperm make kids?? all these nonsense sentimental mentality...I have gay and bisexual friends whom I tell this every blessed day...if they kill themselves God knows I spoke the truth...so I will keep on b.itching to em until they see the right way and will keep on setting them up with the opposite sex

Nigeria is against Gay rights so why didn't he go take asylum in Western countries?? facking facktard...NONSENSE OF THE CENTURY!
when you reach the gate between heaven and hell it will be four counts of crime
1. reversing what God put in place
2. taking your life
3. didn't drop phone number for his other stupid mentor
4. didn't hug a transformer

small small God is ridding Nigeria of stoooopid mofos...CLEAN OUR LAND!! I wonder what somebody will see in another guy when there are booties and bosoms roaming the streets....chai but devil can confuse people oo

9jafreak:
My opinion:
1. This is the MOST PERFECT & MOST SUCCINCT summation of Nigeria's history, woes, and potentials ever!
2. Once again the Yoruba Nation will decide who 'lords over' over-centralized One Nigeria. But we are no fools. We mostly supported President Jonathan in 2011 and will mostly support Gen. Buhari in 2015 but the core question of our unfettered capacity to properly govern our nation within the Nigerian experiment remains at the height of our deepest desires.
3. And by God we will pull out of Nigeria if the General refuses to heed the words of wisdom.
4. To be honest, we have nothing really to lose in 2015. Jonathan in fact may lead Nigeria faster to the seemingly inevitable disintegration than GMB. We wait even as we plan...

you my nigga deserves a can of beer!!! *ovation*

there will be surprises in heaven ohh...no wonder Jesus was flogging those money changers and dove sellers...issokay ooo...issorait

CNN seriously f.acking crapppy ass CIA puppets... NONSENSE OF THE CENTURY! we don't care...leave Nigeria for Nigerians...we are smiling the way we are...haters will hate potatoes will potate!!

slightlyMad:
we need a nationwide database of everyone with fingerprints, that way, if a crime is commited, fingerprints can be lifted from the scene and the robber can be picked up from his house while taking a nap.

this will only be a dream that may neva come true is we vote cluelessness back in.

they are always growing the economy in the media, but in reality, 1usd is 190 naira

awon jaguda, kashamu ati buruji gbogbo

that is why they are doing the new MasterCard ID card...have you registered?? lol

Zizer17:
if u buy sth online from anoda country dey will deliver it to d post office

that's only if you don't have a box at home for it to be delivered then it goes there...Put your house address and it'd be delivered...I've used NIPOST (EMS) a lot for sending stuff to Europe and even receiving important letters and even my passport after visa drop off...don't tell me bullshyte

GHKWAME1:
You should thank your stars I have stopped engaging in e-war.

I've got three words for ya: BRING EM ON

and then Ghana will claim they sent rice and oil... just passing by

looks more like a female bus conductor... mucheche

when last did I hug?? lol...only my mummmmmyyyyyyyyyy...hahaha...my sister ewwww...my dad shame catch me... but my Russian classmate every time...hehe

lol...this is the gopro drone for wide angle video recording...lol...this goes for around 30-40 dollz on aliexpress...I've seen it at a concert and in a wedding...lol...drones are pretty easy to make but this one is sure a finished product from aliexpress...

cats die and you cannot eat? but you eat cows, chickens, goats, turkey and the likes... don't they also have the right to live too? STOP THIS DOUBLE STANDARD! or just go vegan...

BTW,
KICK OTUOKE CLUELESS SHOELESS Jonathan 2015

OP, Nigeria isn't the largest palm kernel producer in the world...you got it all mixed up...Indonesia is #1 the Msia then Nigeria...okay, bye


BTW,
KICK OUT OTUOKE CLUELESS SHOELESS JONDAFT (Jonasad) 2015

kennygee:
Pastors or Servants of God should not involve themselves in politics.

What they should do is pray for the leadership and the peace of the Nation.

King David was also a Priest, King and Warrior, Joshua was a Priest and Warrior...so that is politics too...issokay

Somalia for Christmas then off to Syria for a week long holiday...if money still reach I dive into ISIS base small then back to Samoa

sauceny:
Since a South African gurl won the crown,i believe it also means we won as well,cos here in Africa,we all are one.

wish all Africans had the same thought like you...we wouldn't be backward as they "claim"...

technophile:
Lagos is a glorified shithole! No light, no water, overcrowding, overheating, an average air in Lagos contains 0.2% Oxygen, the rest have been polluted with generator's exhaust, body odour, mouth odour... in short, Lagos is one of the branch office of hell on earth.

and it is the same commercial hub of Nigeria that can stand alone without FG allocation...Lagos is the pace setter for other states that follow our ynansh...with a GDP greater than almost 20 states combined...where you have top class hotels and restaurants, where any business thrives, where Ebola was kicked out, where one of the busiest airports in the Africa is, where people flock in and out daily...

swear down if Lagos secedes from Nigeria it will follow suit like Singapore... that's what they did back in the days...I will just dust my birth certificate from Lagos Island and collect Lagos passport!! I was born in Lagos and I bleed Lagos...issokay, bye


KickOutJonadaft2015

myhero4eva:
WHAT DO U MEAN BY DAT STATEMENT? A COUNTRY IS SAYIN SMTIN SO VITAL, CRITICAL AND HEARTBROKEN AND U R HERE CRITICIZING THEM... ITS HIGH TIME WE ACCEPT OUR WOES AND WORK ON OURSELVES TO BE BETA. IF U DNT KN IT, NIGERIA IS SYNONYMOUS TO IRAQ WHICH MEANS VIOLENT, CORRUPTN, BAD LEADERSHIP AND WAR. GOD HELP US

which war?? if there is war you'd have time to carry your phone or tablet or laptop and be typing?? do you know what is war?? in Liberia since the war ended they have not even be able to put back their wires for electricity....don't tell me crap about war...what war?? North East Nigeria is the problem not Nigeria as a whole...people still flooding MMIA everyday...last flight I took from Ethiopia to Lagos foreigners outnumbered us by almost 60%...people still trooping in everyday and people are eating fat...don't tell me arrant nonsense

hahahahhaha...see Boko Haram themselves talking...we don't give a two shyte flying Bleep what they think...in america nko?? where police shot Mike Brown, Tamir Rice for obviously nothing except that race card was played and all and they let them go ehhh... Eric Garner was put in a chokehold and he was screaming "I can't breathe" they didn't leave him until he passed away... police don turn Triple H or what?? they have always wanted Nigeria to be divided since and now they saying rubbish?? we are not stoopid anymore like our ancestors you gave mirror and umbrella and they let us into slavery!!! I laugh in British accent.... Bleep Britain...next time I see any of your citizen at MMIA I will clearly give you a dose of truth...


BTW, Vote Me For President of Nairaland


also, KICK OUT Jonathan 2015