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Op I don't really care cause I'm really restless right now, until I I go down with dis Ella girl nuffin you say is gonna make any sense to me esp now that she has infected me with konji in this cold weather.

With d way I ogled at her voluptuous melons and bumba after she gave me her number, I nor sure say my eye go gree clear O.

Feminism is an attempt by man to create yet another imbalance in nature. Ask an average feminist who their problem is and their response won't leave you in shock.

Op is in love with a lucky girl

Estharfabian:
....it's a cherished delicacy!

4 d love-of-God by [size=18pt]whom![/size]

Some ppl just wanna keep on fuqing irresponsibly

Estharfabian:
Oya, lie that you don't eat crab! Or Shrimps...


...Or Vulture..
Or you don't wear Gold chains, gold wristwatches..


You And Me? Na hell we dey go sweety!

Vulture!? That's just gross!

#hustlin4likes

This place don dry finish

Tommfrench:
Honestly, as an engine guy conjuring this straight-from-the-heart Wooing lines, has been a bit of an uphill task for me this week, knowing fully well Naijaboiy has his raider on Google and other search engines....

might sound awkward, but, clearly I'm just being me here..


I fear that I would always be a lonely number like the squareroot of three, I wish instead i were nine, cos nine could twart this evil trick with just some fine arithmetic,


As my sad reality of complex irrationality, wandered aimlessly, the heavens sent another squareroot of three, who quietly comes walking by, together now we multiply, to form a number we prefer, rejoicing as an integer,

we break free from our mortal bonds with the wave of the magic wand, now our squareroot signs has become unglued and my love for you renewed,

let me be the "YOU" so we can know life together , and make that difference you've always wanted.

done

Did you just dish out spoken words (written words technically )

Sound like spoken word to-me! #justsaying

*Faces d audience and says "He-sound like Graham to-me, the spoken word master. I miss my Alma Mater"

Oliviaarims:
A good evening to u all. I hope we're all in a gay mood and there isn't any amongst us mourning meat...Lol. Let's get strtid here,shall we?

You used d "gay" word on purpose, but, we smart Lai Mohammed girl, we smart

herbie27:
in Uniben u subscribe N5,000 for a year to use the wifi with a given password.

Pls don't forget to add that the network is cast except when it's under maintenance the speed bolts up and d access become open.

If you still shy in this 21st century Nigeria then you need some ass whooping.

As long as she doesn't forget to wipe her a$$ immediately after

What is going on here Are the quoted figures allocations or state budgets Cause apparently, some folks seem to think it's d allocated resources to d respective states.

Very nice! She'd make the perfect home lesson teacher for him.

Girls can be really touchy and unpredictable a times. I never stand with a girl when she's ranting and I've advised my buddies to do same.

I have actually seen a girl slap a guy once. It happened really fast but I caught her right in d act. It happened in d car park of the rowdiest faculty in my Alma mater.

Now, on a normal day that car park is d true definition of rowdy cause people keep moving either to d back gate, which leads to an off campus settlement or towards their faculties to receive lectures. Then there are those who come to d park to relax with friends/baes/boos on the steel made chairs positioned under the almond trees at different locations around the car park.

If I remember vividly, they were like three (2 girls and a guy). I was chatting with a pretty girl seated beside me when my eye caught them moving in a way that suggested they were tryna bring a squabble under control and right before our very eyes (myself and d girl I was now chyking), this particular girl landed a dirty slap on d nigga's cheek.

Apparently, we weren't the only ones who saw it, as a guy just exclaimed in pidgin "chisos! da girl land da guy now now o!", pointing his buddy to d direction.

Mehn!! that day I really felt embarrassed for d nigga cause it appeared more ppl saw it compared to those who missed it. We all just watched them anticipatorily as they headed for d back gate. And from d nigga's countenance, you could see a gentle rage under control as he lagged behind d girls.

That event became d subject of discourse between I and d pretty babe beside me. And I must confess, I enjoyed every bit of that convo with her, same way I enjoyed...............afterwards

But seriously girls, y'all need to get your tempers in check.

Op you nor serious. When I'm planning to hang her legs and stand her by her head. Mtchewww. They know it's a battle between the mortar and the pestle.

Some fella up there just said my mind. If by exes you mean those we had an actual relationship with, then, the numbers for me isn't quite high. Just came out of the second one. but, for d number of times I've suspended those legs, only a dickometer would give an accurate figure cause I lost count. You should realize that getting a pvssy these days isn't much a herculean task like it used to be back in d days.

Angelberry:
this place is boring

Crious? With lines professing amaranthine love flying around plus d comic display of Smell.mouth and co?

Angelberry:
Thanks for the offer

Keep doing ur thang! babe

Angelberry:
I'm waiting for ola's line. feeling sleepy

You're quite a girl, a lovely soul, one can safely assume. From your comments so far, it's obvious you care how ppl feel, even though they're not very close to you. Too bad we're on a faceless forum, would have offered to buy you a drink.

Angelberry:
encourage a brother

Yeah! He did ok

Angelberry:
Wow! this'll surely get her ...

Yeah!! It'll also add to vocabulary too

Laveda:
This is sweet

She'd need a good dictionary too. #justsaying

LORDSAMURAI:
sigh!!! mehnn the shit is too long mehn, i wonder if mynd1 can finish reading it b4 she falls to her bed and sleep off. "i even lost interest half way. "captain tried but a brief and simple words 4rm d heart win ladies, not too much words and grammer.

I tell ya mehn! which lady has 1hour to hear ur lines when they're always in a hurry.

Na wa O! see lines

Yes!! I have arrived to take my seat as one of d esteemed judges for today's wooing challenge.

Before my colleagues arrive, let me quickly say this to the respective contestants/wooers; yesterday was a bit disappointing at d beginning, as some of our participants didn't quite connect to d ladies they had to woo.

We saw so many poetic lines yesterday plus most of d lines were really lengthy as against the 150+or- words required. The ultimate aim is to win d heart of d wooee, but, in process of doing that try to create a real feel with ur lines. It doesn't have to be poetic. Just do it d way you'd normally do it if you had a 15secs opportunity with her in real life, yeah? Ok.

Looking forward to reading ur exceptional lines tonight.

Yes!! I have arrived to take my seat as one of d esteemed judges for today's wooing challenge.

Before my colleagues arrive, let me quickly say this to the respective contestants/wooers; yesterday was a bit disappointing at d beginning, as some of our participants didn't quite connect to d ladies they had to woo.

We saw so many poetic lines yesterday plus most of d lines were really lengthy as against the 150+or- words required. The ultimate aim is to win d heart of d wooee, but, in process of doing that try to create a real feel with ur lines. It doesn't have to be poetic. Just do it d way you'd normally do it if you had a 15secs opportunity with her in real life, yeah? Ok.

Looking forward to reading ur exceptional lines tonight.

Very interesting story!

It's really rare getting a down to earth girl in d city nowadays, city girls can be really arrogant in attitude in relative comparison to their village counterparts who learn all the ethics of a virtuous woman.

What about their looks? I tell ya, over 70% of city girls overly enhance their looks with make ups compared to their village counterparts who carry a natural look. If you subtract 50% of d make up most city girls put on their face, you'd realize that the once pretty girl is actually average looking. A beautiful village girl is most likely naturally gifted with her beauty.

Then we come to setting of priorities, city girls craze alot about fashion (which I think can be good on a moderate level) and thus spend too much time and money on all of that. It would take more effort for them to effectively and judiciously manage resources compared to village girls.

The only thing that keeps city girls ahead of their village counterparts, is their refinement but that challenge is surmountable with village girls, especially if she's educated to a certain level. Fact is, once she's educated, she'll find it less challenging, adjusting to city life.

I can shag a bisexual lesbian plus she would bring her friends along. Talk about variety!

#6 when he realizes you conned him
#7 when you start getting unattractively fat (for guys that love dem slim)

*added*

#8 when your default character sets in and contrasts with d one you displayed before marriage

#9 when you promise to change your bad disgusting habits but immediately become lazy because you're now married.