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3. Use physical violence While men hitting girls are often termed nasty, some cruel women feel it’s perfectly acceptable to hit their boyfriends, as he would never hit her back. This type of woman feels like she can inflict any kind physical pain on him without fear of repercussion. Some even go to the extent of damaging his gadgets(TV, phones etc...)

kITATITA:
[size=15pt]If Buhari was not sincere, he wouldn't have returned the budget He would have signed[/size].
For those who wonder why the SS and SE legislators didn't do anything to have the project appropriated; the answer is Amaechi. They do not want him to succeed. It is same way the National Assembly withheld appropriation to SEC due to personal issues with Arunma Oteh.

Excuzeme:

Those who are "fixated" on how to blame Buahri, always develop that amnesia .... and remind you that 'Buhari should be blamed for everything", whether he is responsible or not, afterall, the buck stops at his table!

They dont like being objective at all.

poseidon12:
How come you are not wondering why the presidency and ministry of transport excluded the project from the budget in the first place? We need to lay the blame on the appropriate quarter.

Ecoterrorist:
stop praying like a zombie. He has made up to 50 trips and 5 trips to the US alone under 10months without any result

Eddygourdo:
that is a good way to handle things, I do that most times. But it's really just a bad way of life. There are people whose monicker I don't see anymore because of the abuse and attack they get. Such things can destabilise an already unstable person. The art of bans by seun doesn't mitigate them as they simply get new monicker.

The truth is that since I joined and started commenting, I haven't learnt much here nor gained much. If you wanna learn immaturity or abuse then here is the place. Why do you think threads like explorers threads are always treated with high esteem. Because you actually learn something from it. Romance land should be about the same. Rather kids have made it an unpleasant place to either teach or learn.

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story ).

You can lie O!

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof has terribly stained my shirt, the rats and mosquitoes were making jest of my skin. Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

Eddygourdo:
Well age isn't the yardstick for mature behaviour. You nature and nurture has taught you to show decorum whether offline or online. Please continue in such ways. Posterity judges the wise and the foolish, and pays in full measure. Guess I should seek like minds to always converse with since the other set make me irritated by their Internet trolling and bullying

simafem:
yes.... in other news at arseblog

“Look, I’m just saying, I’m fed up with him.”
“Come on Judas mate, he’s done amazing things for us Remember when we were just 12 lads with no real purpose, hanging around and nobody thought we were cool?”


“Yeah, but-”

“No buts man. Now we’re cool. We’re somebodies. We’re The Disciples.”


“Sure, I get that, it doesn’t change anything for me though.”

“Really? Think of the branding opportunities here, dude. A whole range of The Disciples merchandise. Robes, robes with hoods, sandals, and I’m sure there’ll be other garments invented in time that we could stitch a logo onto and sell at the markets. We’re gonna make a fortune.”


“It’s not all about the money though. It’s about moving forward as an organisation and I don’t think we’re doing that any more.”


“I’ve got a mate Mark, he’s great with a slate and chalk. I reckon we get him in, sit him down, tell him the whole story, and he could write a book about us. We’d live on through the ages. Think about it, thousands of years from now people could be sitting in their homes with their families, perhaps eating some kind of confectionery that we don’t even know about, reading about us and our adventures.”

“You’re out of your mind, John. That’s never going to happen. Not with yer man still in charge.”


“What?”


“There, I said it. I’ve been thinking this for ages now, but old JC has lost the plot.”

“Are you crazy? You know the score. He’s CONNECTED man. Don’t say shit like that out loud.”

“I’m doing it. I’ve had enough.”

“Mate, think about all the things he’s done for us.”

“Quit living in the past, John.”

“I’m not! All those miracles, like healing the sick?”

“Ages ago.”


“Walking on water.”

“Yeah, he was the first to walk on water, but now everyone can walk on water and some are doing it even better.”

“The loaves and fishes. There were hardly any, and then there were loads of them. Everyone had a right good feast.”

“Again, that happened so long ago, and nowadays there are others who can substantiate bread and seafood with the benefit of in-depth statistical analysis.”

“What are you on about?”

“I want to know about Expected Loaves. Expected fishes. Or should I say ExpL and ExpF. It’s all outdated from him these days. He doesn’t understand how to be a modern messiah.”

“Ok, well you saw the leper, he was all lepery and then he came along and unlepered him. You can’t argue against that.”

“Piffle. If he really wanted to cure lepers he could bring back Richard the Keymaker and Andrew the Grey from their exile in the desert. Then I’d be impressed.”

“I can’t believe this. You’re dead set against him.”

“You’re damn right, I am. Look at this.”

*Judas unfurls a length of cloth on which he has hand-painted a slogan suggesting Jesus’s best days are behind him and he should take his leave*
“Oh no you didn’t!”
“Oh yes I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to go see a man about a dog. Definitely not to get thirty pieces of silver from someone or anything. Later, J-train.”

THREE DAYS LATER.

“Well, I hope you’re happy with yourself now, Judas.”
“Sorry John, but it had to be done.”
“Ok, there’s making a change and then there’s having him brutally tortured and crucified for hours on a cross. You don’t think it went a bit far?”
“It was maybe a little grim, but it had to happen for the sake of the organisation. Now we can move on into the modern era and really build this brand into something special.”

*There’s a knock on the door. John answers. Sees Jesus standing there right as rain*

“All right fellas, that was a lovely kip I just had. How’s it going there Judas, lad? Any sheets with you today?!”

“OH FFS!”—


Happy Easter everyone.