Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode & Precious At The Ikoyi High Court Today by jayoakland: 7:21am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Please what's this about FFK and her fiancee? Like FFK is not married to that lady or he just chose to call his wife a fiance?? Am a bit confused here please.
Like he is not married?? If, what on earth is he waiting for?? Even when the lady has given him a son?? #Smh |
Education › Re: 2016 NNPC Science Quiz Competition: FCT Abuja Wins by jayoakland: 6:56am On Jul 02, 2016 |
EazyMoh: 1st Abuja 2nd Akwa ibom 3rd Lagos 4th Jigawa 5th Abia 6th Yobe Lalasticlala please kindly help move this to the education section (spambot banned me there) and of course FP, thank you. Proud of my state Jigawa, no be by high number of writing Jamb. *Modified Disclaimer I was NOT trying to blow ethnic chauvinism in my post, but only to inform our brothers down south with the errornous belief that students up north are backward. To buttress my point I emphasized Jigawa which took 4th defeating Abia (and in extension NW defeating SE) the region with arguably the highest number of school enrollment. This is to tell you it's not quantity that matters, but quality! Ndi Igbos are now on the thread shouting the kids that represented Abuja are Igbos some even go as far as claiming those from Lagos and Jigawa could also be Igbos hypocritically ignoring ABIA that came second from the last! The question is are those Igbo kids from Abuja more Igbo than those from Abia (SE states by extension)? Another point worthy of notice is the Abuja school is a private school with millions of Naira as school fees, whereas Science Secondary School Kafin Hausa is a typical Northern secondary school. Keep underestimating the north at your own detriment! It's now official, Rochas has finished Imo state. |
Health › Re: Teaching Hospital Workers Lock Fayose Out (photo) by jayoakland: 3:17am On May 12, 2016 |
Nature129: I smell lies. What business does Fayose, a state governor, have with a Federal Teaching Hospital? Is it that u didn't read the post, or that u dont have brain? |
Education › Re: Medical Students Write Exams In A.B.U Zaria This Way (Photo) by jayoakland: 6:13pm On May 03, 2016 |
sexyellency: medical student can either be medicine, physiology or anatomy. Be specific and stop proofing ur ignorancy. U don't argue this young man. Any where on earth u hear medical students, the person is simply talking about med/surg students. Other ones u have in mind are called by there names eg pharmacy students, mls students, nursing students, optometry students etc. So to have u here refer to physiology and anatomy students of all of them dept. In college/faculty of health sciences, and still argue about ur ignorance, wow! Not even a brain transplant can get u back to start thinking cos obviously the one that will match u will still be/work like urs. |
Education › Re: What Course Can My Sister Study With This Waec Result by jayoakland: 1:01pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
fweshh: my younger sisters waec, what course can she study commerce: c8 crk: d7 economics: f9 government: c5 lit.in english: e8 english: c6 maths: c5 biology: c5 shes planning to sit for another waec but am against it, she should just go and read the course that matches her result,if theres any let me know, otherwise no choice but to take the next waec form. Let her apply for parasitology and entomology |
Education › Re: No Graduate Of Medical Radiography Is Unemployed, Anywhere On Earth! by jayoakland: 2:19am On Apr 22, 2016 |
Op is working so hard to compare radiography to medicine. Well keep encouraging ur self @ least its ur profession, but don't work so hard to deceive people on this. so much emphasis on ur comparison to medicine wow!. Drs still rock anyways. Be a Dr, or say, marry a Dr bro, its healthy. |
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by jayoakland: 6:57am On Jan 16, 2016 |
Bollinger: Lol... .you realize that the whole story is made up by the OP or perhaps the MOD. If a woman can deliver a baby and the vagina can revert back to it's original state, then the OP is just spilling crap. Dude u don't assume things kkk. There are still things u don't know. Her problem is practically possible despite what ever u claim to know about collagen dependent elastic properties of the vagina. There are congenital collagen disorders, in the face of which u can comfortably develop the ops problem. Dea is no crap whatsoever in d post but a serious problem where it exist. So learn to stop were ur intelligence stopped and ask questions where necessary kkkk.. |
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by jayoakland: 6:33am On Jan 16, 2016 |
As much as u were reckless with ur self, just don't kill urself, because it wasn't ur fault but a possible collagenous disorder u were born with. So stop blaming ur self of course u never knew but u c y u guys are advice to do things Wen its time for it. If u had packed well, na ur hubby for relax am nw, possibly u could be done with child bearing b4 it gets bad such that any body could blame it on that and bear with u. But u c wat u ve done to ur self. Anyways there are still things u can do. Try and get any consultant gynaecologist home or abroad for a possible vaginoplasty. where u cant afford it, then opt for partial le'forte's procedure/operation. Am sure that will help. My kind advice. |
Family › Re: Which Is More Important In Marriage? Love Or Character by jayoakland: 3:47pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
My brother, this marriage thing is a big deal oooo! Character is a function of love, as such can't exist in isolation. However please, adjust ur mind to settling down with ur gf. This is because am very sure when u get down to the real thing called marriage, all dose youth feeling u r having now will disappear then u shall come to terms with ur self, the worth of that ur gf. So i'll advice u not to yeild to dis age and stage associated pressure or feeling and Plz appreciate that ur gf If all u listed is in her, cos such girls bro are not common. All the best mate.!! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Miraculous Way I Got A Job Without Connection!!! - Life Testimony by jayoakland: 9:57am On Nov 05, 2015 |
ejitemi1: I have got a job finally!! I want to thank God for d miraculous way in which he did it.
Let me tell you all my story. I studied an engineering course in the University, graduate with a 2.1 and finished my NYSC early last year. I have submitted countless applications online,(because I had a 2.1 I always get test invitations) & did over 20 tests and interviews but always get the "we will get back to you" feedback.
Out of frustration I took a 35K job offer as a Sales rep in a FMCG company, the MD of the company is very abusive and always hire and fire at will. I did this job for over a year till I got fed up because I couldn't take it anymore.
During the 1year period of working in the FMCG company, I kept updating my skills by learning AutoCAD, PDMS and 2 other engineering softwares from my savings because those trainings are very expensive.
I resigned few months back and relocated to Lagos. Then I continued applying for jobs online and then I compiled a list of almost 200 oil and gas companies in Lagos through google and linkedin contacts, wrote their names, addresses , fone numbers and emails. I sent unsolicited applications together with my CV to all the companies and waited for 2 weeks but yet no positive responses.
Then I changed tactics and started sending text messages & calling the landlines of those companies yet I kept getting the same responses of "we are not employing for now", "the oil industry is in crisis", "We'll get back to you if we need you".
Then last week I got fed up and started visiting those companies physically to drop hard copies of my CVs and applications. Then within few days, I started getting test & interview invitations, but all are still inconclusive. Then I got a call last week friday to come to an oil servicing company I submitted CV in VI. I went there I was told they are interested in me because of the engineering softwares I said I know and we did the interview and on the spot the told me the job function as a Trainee Engineer, and I was really happy that I will get good experience with the job, but what shocked me the most was when the issue of salary came, they asked what I would collect I wanted to mention that it is in the region of 70-90K so as not to discourage them because we are all aware of the Issues in the Oil & Gas industry and also because the company was a small one with just an ugly bungalow and am sure their staffs are not up to 20, then I told them am willing to go with their company's structure for entry-level engineers. Then the HR just told me the will start with an amount (over 100K) & that I am to start immediately, and asked if I will take it, I was speechless and just said Yes, because despite the mass sacking in the oil industry & bad economy I still got a good job without any connection or experience in the oil industry. I couldn't hold my joy when I was shown to my work station and work commenced. Pls fellow applicants don't loose hope, keep trusting God and He will do it for us all.
Xoxo Persistence has always been the way Out. Congratulations bro. It just started, continue to soar higher. |
Politics › Re: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by jayoakland: 6:20pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
hadeysola: Does this speak anything on buhari's government!!!!! If u will remember, this was the same way Senator David mark overruled all point of oder raised in the floor of the senate and went ahead to confirm muslliu obanikoro few months ago. Remember Apc staged a walk Out and Pdp went ahead with the confirmation. What ever dirty politics u c today, is a brainchild of the bad foundation the PDP laid years ago. My point is, do not bring PMB into legislative matters cos its not his business. After all he only submitted a name to the Senate to do the needful. Is he supposed to be there?? His Government remains an image of what he preaches, and can't be compared to that of GEJ which is the father of the corruption part of which u may be seeing today. So pray for buhari to succeed I bet u, all these will stop oowwkk!! |
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Buhari,Osinbajo As they Resume In Their Offices by jayoakland: 8:16pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
justhelp: The guy behind Buhari in the fourth pics look like Gej, sorry, His younger brother . U r very much observant bro. |
Health › Re: Lovers Found Dead After Using Sex Enhancing Drug by jayoakland: 4:25pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
lloydpras: & To All Tramadol Users *Take Note*
*modified* ---They allegedly died after sex romp and their neighbors never knew until their bodies started decomposing.---
I think this story is fake cos nothing relates to the pics. 1) The decomposing body. 2) After Sex romp? And they are both lying dead on a smoothly laid bed.
I watch Criminal Minds  With foam on the floor in a hotel room?? They are not communicating. |
Education › Re: 1999 CULT ATTACK ON OAU - What Really Happened!!! by jayoakland: 6:25am On May 14, 2015 |
UncleLondon: 2015 -1999 = x Find x X = 16 years ago. X=-16 yrs ago. |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jayoakland: 8:11am On May 10, 2015 |
koice: I'm not trying the undermine the role of heart cuz them heart is very important indeed. It's the most hardworking. But when the heart ceases to beat, the brain remain active, that's why someone can still be revived by giving then CPR. You can still jump start the heart by pumping in enough oxygen. But for that to even work, the still active brain is needed to relay sensory message to the heart. But when one is brain dead, the situation is different cuz the heart will never beat on it's own no matter how many cpr a body is given. Why? When a brain dies, the sensory path goes silent, and every organ of the body becomes clueless as on how to proceed. The heart stop beating, the eyes stop seeing, the nose stop breathing, etc.
So bottom line is when it comes to been busy, the brain trumps all. The heart may be the most hardworking but not nearly as busy as the brain. Well said bro. But sorry the heart can actually beat on its own cos it's naturally automated. Ie it can generate it's it's own impulses. |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jayoakland: 8:05am On May 10, 2015 |
skylane: The human brain cos its responsible 4 all the work in the body including the heart,the heart is jiust to pump blood To pump blood is not just my brother. As a matter of fact it's the heart. Reason being that: 1. The heart is the 1st organ to start work in humans, it starts working from 4 weeks old. 2. It's automated(ie it has the natural ability to generate it's own current /impulses) such that even if the brain dies nw the heart can keep pumping for hrs b4 it dies. 3. The heart can function without the brain but the brain can't without the heart. So I can say that as much as the brain is responsible for all activities, the work of the heart can't be overemphasized because all that the brain needs to do all dez is solely dependent on what the heart has to offer @ all times. |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jayoakland: 8:04am On May 10, 2015 |
skylane: The human brain cos its responsible 4 all the work in the body including the heart,the heart is jiust to pump blood Lolz.. |
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Declared Winner Of Imo State Governorship Election by jayoakland: 7:52am On Apr 26, 2015 |
dutchjongen: Are you all aware Obasanjo sacked Okorocha for corruption.I will try to find the article,we love to praise thieves in this country and he was indicted by the Senate for abandoning a road contract over a hundred million naira. Here is an excerpt from Wikileaks -The head of the National Airport Management Authority (NAMA), Rochas Okorocha, was caught and dismissed for embezzling about $1 million through an inflated contract; Obasanjo then appointed him as a senior aide, without requiring Okorocha to repay the stolen funds. Okorocha was eventually fired on July 13 in a cabinet reshuffle, but went on to start a political party for his renewed presidential ambitions. https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/06ABUJA483_a.html U aren't making any sense bro. Congratulate d dude or shut up for life. |
Politics › Re: T.A Orji Receives His Senatorial Certificate Of Return From INEC - Photos by jayoakland: 1:53pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
Na thunder go answer u. Well if u succeeded in buying your way to the National assembly, let's leave it @ Dat cos we are helpless. But opening ur dirty devilish mouth to say that abians voted you, shall remain a generational course that will wipe out any thing that bears ur name from the surface of the earth. Devil incarnate. C u c representation. 8yrs Gov. And nothing to show for it is telling abians to expect the best from him.. Keep wondering wea heavy thunder with lightening goes wen people like T.A ORJI vomit poo from Dea mouth... Nemesis must catch up with you In no time. Thief.!!! |
Politics › Re: Why Are General Buhari's Campaign Speeches So Short? (Picture) by jayoakland: 1:20pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
Yea @ reno. It is because it's not by heaping lies, it's by talking less and doing more.. |
Education › Re: List Of The Best Universities In Nigeria In 2015 by jayoakland: 8:46pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Greatest Imo Stars!!! 72 tins Jaree!! Men wey saby Hit like if u b Imo Star.. |
Politics › Re: So Gen Buhari Has Just A WASC Certificate For Next Month's Election? (see Photo) by jayoakland: 10:07am On Jan 15, 2015 |
GMB I know, GEJ I know in presidential race, please who r Dez oda names am seeing here?? Jokers I guess. Cos am seeing, hence hearing of dem for d 1st. Is wea we r not Nigeria or aren't dey campaigning for d presidential election dey must have bought form for.? Just curious shaa. |
Politics › Re: So Gen Buhari Has Just A WASC Certificate For Next Month's Election? (see Photo) by jayoakland: 10:06am On Jan 15, 2015 |
GMB I know, GEJ I know in presidential race, please who r Dez oda names am seeing here?? Joker I guess. Cos am seeing hence hearing of dem for d 1st. Is wea we r not Nigeria or aren't dey campaigning for d presidential election dey must have bought form for.? Just curious shaa. |
Politics › Re: PDP, S’East Governors Disagree With Ekwueme Over Jonathan by jayoakland: 9:42pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
PhockPhockMan: Is that so easy? U r worth a very hot slap for dis poo u r spewing hea. Six years isn't enough for a sincere government to do such project. Sorry! |
Politics › Re: PDP, S’East Governors Disagree With Ekwueme Over Jonathan by jayoakland: 6:45pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
When I say, with PDP, d ibo race is Close to extinction, people seems not to c reasons with me. Alex ekwueme made a very serious point despite being a PDP grandfather. Ordinarily I expect any counter opinion to be factual dan make unfounded claims. But wat do we hear from dis God forsaken men? Statement dat not only bring dem to ridicule, but defeat d hope of d ibo race in PDP. How can Dez people be deceiving every body every time and people hea seems not to c any reason with ekwueme Alex and vote dis fools to hell fire?? Look @ TA orji and his abia State he governed for 8yrs. Abia State is worse dan bornu state, even d spots wea u have banners dat reads ochendo is building roads in abia, is not motor-able yet such person will Come out and talk for ibo people to pay heed. I wish any of dem will near me to tell me who I will vote. God forsaken bastards. Col akobundu has been d South East PDP vice chairman for hw many yrs nw, wat has he attracted to his owerri people from D government led by d cult dey call party? Nothing of course. Is still d apc provided security and peace, Gud access roads in owerri dat he has been enjoying. Thunder wey go kill all of Una dey do press-up Shaaaa. Ride on Grandfather Ekwueme. I dey ur Lane. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Seven Things To Expect In A Real Godly Relationship by jayoakland: 6:12pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
BeeBeeOoh: This is why Olamide sang "Story For The gods.. Dis 1 got me Lafin and screaming.... Lwkmd |
Politics › Re: I’ll Sanction Mbaka If He’s Under My Diocese, Says Onaiyekan by jayoakland: 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Rev. Fr. Mbakas statements wea based on his conviction. He just said his mind/opinion wich every body is entitled to. Tot dey said Gej sign freedom of information bill, how come every body is shouting out just because a Nigeria citizen just expressed his opinion. Is it new to us that people influence people hea on who to vote, must his influence favour Jonathan?? Plz let's stop dis do or die perspective we have on politics plz. Mbaka said his mind in line with freedom of information. Dats all |
Politics › Re: Imo Guber: Ihedioha Cleared As PDP Candidate by jayoakland: 7:35am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Innodon: good.The next governor of Imo state. God bless him with wisdom to lead the state to greater heights. U only wish bro. Dea is no vacancy in Douglas house, not for d likes of ihedioha. |
Politics › Re: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by jayoakland: 10:39am On Jan 04, 2015 |
From an embodiment of knowledge. I so much love u sir. Hope for Nigeria with this ticket. #GMB+prof. Osinbajo, the change we believe in. |
Politics › Re: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by jayoakland: 10:39am On Jan 04, 2015 |
From and embodiment of knowledge. I so much love u sir. Hope for Nigeria with this ticket. #GMB+prof. Osinbajo, the change we believe in. |