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Samsung s10 128gb uk used for 140k. No more no less. Come around tomorrow to cop it if you are interested

LIVEGOESON1:
135k for s10? U go sell? Ring me cuz i never still buy o. I go computer villa still carry my money jeje go house cuz of the way boiz de presure to sell phone gee me. I fear my head lmao

Divay22:
Hi JayReeMai
I guess you're good at what you do now, if not better.

well… I deviated into data science. Still grinding on my Sql and Python skills.

pocohantas:
Hmmm.
You are uneducated,
You don’t have any skill that is in demand.

Then you jump into a plane or whatever and say you are going abroad.

Some of them are very aware of what would befall them. They just do not know how bad it would turn out to be. When they see gbola wey pass them, they would start calling Abike Dabiri.

You hit the nail on the head. Same thing applies to the male folks too. No degree, no skills, they are not going there to gain knowledge (school) but you’d find them running to these countries to become nuisance, then they blame the Government when shitt hits the fan.

Whatever decision you take, please dont take that woman back. Else she will be the end of you and she will then bring in the guy she cheated on you with into your house after you are gone. If you forgive a woman for a sin she knows she shouldn’t be forgiven for, she would punish you for it and still make you the devil in the story.
*In oba solomon voice*… le danu !!!

Same omah lay that just released one of the best projects so far this year? His greatest undoing is not investing in pr.

180k will get you a neat Samsung S10plus. We have some open box S10plus in our store.
Check out tobbyjayy.gadgets on instagram

I just wish these people making us proud can be compensated handsomely.

DAVE5:
This thread really threw me off balance ohh, someone i carried his matter on my head like gala seller, I was initially on the moghalu train and I know deep within my heart he can’t win, but as soon as moghalu was kicked out I joined the next “somewhat worthy” train and here I am on a thread that’s really daunting (abi which English I wan use describe am now)

Like you said, God help us
But I no push him agenda again, I go use only my own vote to vote am so I don’t regret pushing other people to vote him if he underperforms

Ike gwuru

kollinz1234:
Take it or leave it, Tonto will pull enough crowd for the ADC. Celebrities uses controversies to gather the public. That ADC man couldn't have stood a chance, but with Tonto Dike, he will sure pull up a fight. Naturally, people love to lean with celebrities.


But then, I am sure that man will be 'working' on Tomto Dike even on office table

yes she will pull nincompoops like herself. So she winning or losing will depend on how many nincompoops are there in rivers.
They’ve already lost out before campaign even starts.

Beverlyjean:
He was governor...and y dint he continue with it , afterall it was lagos state funds

and who told you he didn’t continue the practice? After implementing this, other states started copying the policy.

I visited this place The last time i was in ilorin. It was an eyesore. I saw cows, rams being reared there and cow dungs everywhere.

pansophist:
Should I?

If you do, people would stay glued to your thread. You write so well you i was living the experience with you

pansophist:
Confirm, that someone has validated my point. As for me, I am the first black person a lot of white people have seen because I have traveled far and deep into the hinterlands of Europe. Not only kids, but even old people that haven't seen a black person before, but I was also their first. If you want the experience to last, then try speaking the language. This might sound surprising, but I consider them more hospitable that the west. The slavs are my favorite Europeans, and if I will ever live in Europe permanently, it will probably be a Slavic country.

I speak a bit of Polish, and I cant imagine the joy in the eyes of lots of old people when they speak to a black person they have never seen before in their native language. I cant count how many homes and parties I have visited, and how many drinks I have been given for free, just because they could connect with me deep in their native tongue. Russia was the best for me. That big ass country spanning three continents, that will fit in the whole 29 EU countries x3 with space left, has so many regions that everyday will be an adventure. I have tried speaking Russian through my knowledge of Polish to a KAzakh woman, and just cant help it and was so happy. Mehn, experiences are wonderful.

chief, pls tell me you have a diary here on nairaland?

youngest12:
EFCC are also scammers
They arrested 8 guys in my area but released them that night after collecting 100 million from them without taking them in.

What EFCC are now doing now is that once they arrest you, they will collect your phone and they will tell you to remove your iCloud,collect your cars which won't be given to them.

After checking their account, they will forfeit all the cash they see in it. (guys are no longer putting money in there account but BTC). They will then snap them with the items collected from them then post it on their instagram page with a placard displaying their sins but it doesn't end there this is just where the business begins.

Efcc will now tell them to go but they must be coming every week to sign and every week they must be paying 150,000 before they will sign. They use to collect naira before but they are no longer doing that but now in dollars.
After the court sentence, all this guy's won't be remanded in prison like efcc made us believe they will only be going every week with 150,000 to sign and once their sentence remain 1 week to finish they will now be remanded for that 1 week which means if a yahoo guy is sentenced to a year in prison he will only spend the last week of his sentences in prison but be paying 150,000 every week for the period he is not there but the passport will be seized so that he won't be able to travel....
It has happened to 5 of my friends though we are no longer close as we use to be.

you posted trash confidently and dumbasses like you gave u a like for it.

OfficialDJ:
as someone who's been on Upwork since it was called Elance, I'd advise you to move away from data entry.

Those are for the bottom feeders

Data entry is part of the service I will be offering as a virtual assistant.

pocohantas:
Yes he has hired someone. Data Entry should be the icing on the cake as most Virtual, Administrative or Executive assistants would be expected to do some form of DE. If it is only everyday data entry, I am afraid you have just 1 in a 100 chance. Especially when put up against those Filipinos.

Yes you are right, data entry is part of V.A jobs. I feel invisible on those platforms.

N2B2:
I think landing jobs (or, at least, well-paying jobs) will be a struggle for you with this profile.

1.) Your profile needs to be "Public" before it can start appearing in Upwork's search results.
2.) You used a photo with a filter as your profile picture: unprofessional.
3.) Suggestion: set your work availability [i.e., hours per week] to "As needed."
4.) In your employment history, you said you have just 1 month of actual data entry experience.
5.) You outlined just 7 skills (out of a possible 15) on your profile.
- Some of those skills you outlined have nothing to do with data entry.
6.) Your "site assistant" work experience has nothing to do with data entry. I'll advise that you take it out.
7.) Your overview isn't in the best shape: you don't sell yourself or mention anything about the service you purport to offer.
8.) Your profile needs to be proofread. Spelling & grammar errors do great damage to your persona as a professional.

Hello chief. I’ve made the corrections you highlighted to the profile. I would appreciate if you could have a look at it one more time.
Also I want to ask, how many jobs do you advise one apply for on a average daily ?
I see some people advertising reviews. Do you have advise I buy reviews? I feel invisible on that platform.

https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01229826a6d99146d1

successmatters:
Fire started by hausa traders just to accuse IPOB people.

Army covering for the fulani traders as usual

Use of social media to spread the panic as usual

does this even make sense to you ? You are very stupidd and I am here to tell you that.

Lol this is not bbnaija mr Tunde.

Ebubu3:
I swear

Netflix and Hulu go hear am

Tech boys or boys wey love their data to be on 24/7 go pay this $99


E go soon turn to big boy stuff


Are u using mtn sub or Starlink ?


I trust our naija slay queens they go use Starlink subscription disturb sugar daddy die

swears man. One thing Nigerians know how to do well is to form elitism on things like this
Jokes aside, starlink will do well in naija.

Ebubu3:
$99 for a month

Every month $99

But in that one month it is unlimited download and usage.

You can download 1 terabyte film sef

Very fast too

you don’t need to download movies if you have this kinda package. You stream movies.

Damn I feel your pain. Crazy shit is things like this dont heal, you just learn to live with the wound.

Mrincredy:
White girl again! This boys never learn.

why can’t they be with white girls?

chiventoline:
Lol mine is very funny ,Met this Girl At Thomas Estate Ajah, she's very beautiful fair not bleaching Igbo and speaks fluently I got hooked took her out on a date to Kilimanjaro adesanya. That day she visited me and we madeout it seems too easy for such a beautiful girl but I was Soo hooked with her beauty that I decided to teast her 'Oral' we had good time .
Only for a friend to see her in my car by morning, he later told me she was a strong prostitute like Ndí kàra ka ,I knew it was true when she called a night by 12pm that she was arrested in Ikeja with Indian hemp I was like what you doing outside by 12 pm ,
In all my anger is I gave a prostitute oral.

That ikeja weed arrest is fake. It’s popular format those girls use to collect money from unsuspecting people. It’s rampant on Snapchat and ig. Those girls are irredeemable trust me.

erjo:
First, reduce your price to $10 for 2hours.

Secondly, your profile and gig description ain't professional.

Thirdly, your search tag ain't that ok.

dm so I can do a proper voice note for you.

Thank you for the review. I’ve sent you a pm.

Hello gurus. Pls does it mean this client has hired someone for the job already?

erjo:
Drop or dm ur profile/gig link let me help u check for grammar errors and SEO ranking

I cant thank you enough for this chief. I’m grateful.
Also, Can i send u a pm?
https://www.fiverr.com/s2/aadb87d8fa?utm_source=CopyLink_Mobile

Hello guys. Pls how can a newbie land jobs on this fiverr platform. I fee lost tbh. I feel am just going in circles. I’ve created a gig already but i still feel i am missing something. Pls i would appreciate if any guru can help me out.

ebuka1997:
Nothing at all, just excel, Time to burn and an analytical mind.

sir, this is more like research and data entry right ?

N2B2:
I think landing jobs (or, at least, well-paying jobs) will be a struggle for you with this profile.


Read these links:
- https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/211063208-Sample-Profiles-and-Best-Practices
- https://www.upwork.com/resources/upwork-profile-examples
- h[url]ttps://morganoverholt.com/upwork-profile-examples/[/url]

You can also look up the top-performing freelancers in your niche and compare their profiles to yours, to see what's working for them that could work for you. I'm not saying you should plagiarize their content (or worse, steal their portfolio) as you can be reported for that.

Remember: Upwork is highly-competitive; freelancers are constantly trying to outdo each other. Anyone who can't even sell themselves is no competition and will go unnoticed by clients.

Thank you for the review. I’ll make amendments and get back to you.

N2B2:
Your profile is private.

Here's how to change your Upwork profile visibility: https://support.upwork.com/hc/en-us/articles/211060298-Set-Your-Profile-Visibility

it was on ‘public ‘ before but I’ve changed it to ‘Upwork users only’

Hello guys. I joined upwork last week. Still setting up my profile however i cant seem to hit 100%. I’ve added all the data i could think of in my disposal. Pls if you can help review my profile and see if its okay to start applying for jobs, I will appreciate it a lot.

I’m into Virtual Assistance -Data Entry

https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01229826a6d99146d1