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Yello1:
It takes a half-baked individual in his or her career to spot other half-baked individual or group in his or her or their career. Let's be guided. Peopl on nairaland who are not really doing well for d country find it easier to castigate peopl wen they demand for dere benefit.

You typed good until I got to the last sentence to realize you are such a great half-baked. It is “when” and “their” not “wen” and “dere.”

You can’t be using a constructive English in your write up with two inappropriate pidginized words in the above. It is illogical. I understand CODE-SWITCHING and CODE-MIXING but yours above belongs to none of them.

Why is it that all these unions go on strike immediately there’s an emergent situation? Immediately there’s an emergency, that’s when you’ll see these mofos going on strike. Wickedness of the highest order. In order not to absolve FG from these crimes of negligence, inconsideration, wickedness, corruption and myopic thinking; I think FG should, even though I know it is not feasible, sort things out with them, otherwise, things would escalate beyond the “normal levels”. This will be too bad for the already SUFFERING and SMILING citizens.

Which one of the jobs?

Blowjobs, anal jobs, pussy drilling jobs, hardjob, Steve Jobs or jobberman.

Eyah... get well soon, child.

Once they finish looting the nation dry, let see where they’d loot again.

They’ve cashed out finish.... There’s God oooooo

People around the world have donated money in memory of George Floyd, who died while in police custody in Minneapolis, breaking previous records.


The "Official George Floyd Memorial Fund" on the GoFundMe site surpassed $13 million and broke the record for the highest number of individual donations on the crowdfunding site, a spokesperson told TMZ.

The campaign, organized by Floyd's brother, Philonise, more than a week ago, has gotten nearly 500,000 donations from 125 countries.


George Floyd's brother Philonise Floyd, far right, and cousin Shareeduh Tate, second from right, share their memories of Floyd at a memorial service at North Central University, on June 4, in Minneapolis. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)
George Floyd's brother Philonise Floyd, far right, and cousin Shareeduh Tate, second from right, share their memories of Floyd at a memorial service at North Central University, on June 4, in Minneapolis. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)
"From the bottom of our hearts my family thanks each of you who have reached out," Philonise wrote in a statement on the page. "While we are not able to respond to each expression of love at this time, please know that we love and appreciate each and every one of you. Our hearts are overwhelmed!"

The fund will cover funeral and burial expenses, mental and grief counseling, lodging and travel for all court proceedings, and to assist the family in days to come, he said. A portion also will go to the Estate of George Floyd for the benefit and care of his children, and their education.

The family held the first of three memorial services in Minneapolis Thursday, honoring Floyd's life and legacy.


The new donations record puts a campaign to raise funds to build a wall at the U.S.-Mexico border in the number two spot, with more than 300,000 donations and more than $25 million raised. The third is now a coronavirus campaign raising funds for ICU beds in Italy. It had more than 206,000 donations in less than three months, TMZ reports.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/george-floyd-gofundme-donation-record

Aswearugawd! Ighalo my man, let Man Utd be your staff of direction. As a Man U fan, your dream is bigger than anything called money. Play for the pleasure and bang more goals. All the best, bro, in your dream.

If he turns out to outperform beyond all expectations, his market value will rise and this may prompt higher salary structure for him in China or even a move back to Europe. Anyone of the two is a win-win for him. The most important thing is for him to score more goals; thankfully, EPL substitution mode is now 5 players. He’ll get ample playing time irrespective of other players being around.

Is it the Nollywood Police Force or the Nigerian Police Force? Last time I checked, NPF have killed more Nigerians than Coronavirus has done since 3yrs ago

University of Port Harcourt... damn!
Always on time. Even though, most Nigerian universities, if not all, are substandard, I believe they’re manageable. But with the way this government slashed the Educational Budget by half, the future of the academic sector in Nigeria looks tenebrific. Take away EDUCATION from a nation, you’d have nothing but a total WASTELAND.

Once they’re done, they should let us know

T[b]he National AssociatioPresident of the association, Yomi Otubela, told PUNCH that schools should be reopened rather than converted into a purpose that will make them inaccessible to students.[/b]

The National Association of Proprietors of Private Schools has said it would not allow any of its facilities to be converted into isolation centres.

President of the association, Yomi Otubela, told PUNCH that schools should be reopened rather than converted into a purpose that will make them inaccessible to students.

Otubela was reacting to the comments by Minister of Health, Osagie Ehanire, that school dormitories could be used to house COVID-19 patients to free up hospital beds for those in need of critical treatment.


He said, “I don’t know how many of the Western countries whose methods we are copying use schools as isolation centres; I have not seen any. We should copy and copy rightly. Schools are meant for children and we should not use them for a purpose that will make them abandon schooling.

“Private school owners reject this idea. In fact, private schools should be considered for reopening because it is easy to maintain physical distancing than in public schools because they are usually crowded.

“Private school owners will not and never allow the use of their facilities for isolation centres.”

Otubela noted that there were many public places that the government could convert to isolation centres.

“There are large expanses of land and moribund hospital facilities that the government can quickly fix and use for isolation centres,” he added.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/05/31/covid-19-school-owners-reject-nigerian-governments-plan-turn-hostels-isolation-centres

I doubt if the government will respond speedily because there’s no atom of sincerity in any tiers of government in Nigeria.

I don’t even know the best STRIKERS between ASUU, LABOUR and NMA (Doctors). Anyways, we’ll accommodate them in our formation.

4-4-2 Formation
Goalkeeper— CBN
Defenders—— BMC, NASS, NBA, NCDC
Midfielders—— NUPENG, LABOUR, NASU, NDDC
Strikers—— ASUU, NMA



Sub: NUJ, NUC, JAMB, MANNABBQGRILL, SARKI,

Coach——-FG

With our best strikers not even a team comprising C.Ronaldo, Modric, Ramos, Zlatan and Messi would be able to defeat us.

Ok. Noted. Thank God, this is without death... either Covik-1,9 bilus, Covid-19 or malaria, we need them all back so we can resume normal activities

sesameq:
Both the person giving bribe and the person collecting it are corrupt.

Stop saying police are corrupt, you too stop giving them bribes.

Your words are verisimilar to the theme in Kwei Amah’s “The Beautiful Ones Are not Yet Born”

FlordFlorez:
Sorry, you got no family members. Pray for a helper to adopt you.

Oh! Thou art homeless? So sorry for that . Then, the initiative will do you wonder, propel you to greater height and turn you into a billionaire. Thou art a mighty nitwit and thy foolery world is bigger than the mass of the sun, the big star of the universe.

FlordFlorez:
Good initiative

It’s good for you and your family members...

SoNature:
Make una get sense na

Do you think anyone will admit to have coronavirus?

You want to discriminate against them, abi?

Even ordinary HIV that people get through sexual intercourse, people discriminate against the patients let alone coronavirus that someone can easily contract.

If you want to see a coronavirus patient, you need to visit the isolation camp nearest to you because nobody will openly admit that his family member has the virus. Of course, Nigerians will to avoid the person like a plague.

Even in Ghana and the almighty United States, coronavirus survivors are discriminated against.

Learn

Back it up with fact...

Ryan03:
I am sure you are a graduate and you are sound mentally, why haven't you joined the force?

You’re right. I am what you said.
Firstly, there’s something they called norm. Norm comes from improvisation. While a norm is more like benchmark, something acceptable to be thriving among a group, institution, nation or individuals; improvisation tells you they’re done without proper examination, preparation or conscientious viewpoints. The present police recruitment (largely) is an improvised norm in the national security area known for propagating corruption through the high knowledge of “Social-Connecticut”, bribery for inclusion”, extorting and hungry-looking personnel. Secondly, looking at police welfare, you won’t even advise your own brother to go into that force. The rate of unemployment in the country forces many people to take up the form whereas they know they’d never get there because of Man-Know-Man.

juman:
Dont be stupid.
Every countries in the world following what all other countries are doing on corona and they chose to follow the good practices and ways how they handle corona time.
Check the news.

Every country *not countries*
is after *world*
I’ll not say anything on your polysyndeton because it is a form of style even though some persons prefer asyndeton or syndeton.
Construct it well.

Back to your write up. Nigeria government only took action when American government took major steps in stopping itinerant movements. I could remember vividly when citizens were advising the government to lock the border. Their reply was that they have everything to combat the virus. Look at us today, arrogance and lackadaisical attitude have put us within the edge of a beautiful sword (literary).

One of the worst in the whole world in killing, extorting and brutalizing its citizens day and night. In fact, they should just scrap it and start the recruitment all over again, first with intelligent graduates, then psychologically stress-free individuals. They also need to carry out a real mental examination on all of them. Bleep! Imagine invaders robbing you for hours without police in sight. And once the invaders are gone, they arrive, asking stupid questions and carrying out unnecessary investigations. Bleep!

FrankAkowe:
https://punchng.com/sallah-lockdown-wont-go-longer-than-necessary-buhari/?amp=1

I said it in the other thread where US eased their lockdown on worship centres that Nigeria would soon follow suit because we follow the West in everything.
Now see the resultant of my conception... the reality beckons to us. Lockdown is just a waste of time. There should be better ways of curbing the virulent nature of this pandemic disease not lockdown. Shuh

Renida:
Do you think alot, like business debts?

No

Please, doctors in the house. What’s the cause of continual muscles/body weakness? This has been for years now. I’ve done series of test and all came back normal except the confirmation that I have high concentration of bad fat and low concentration of good fat in the blood. Meanwhile, there’s no infection of any sort and I have gone to the hospital few weeks ago.

What could be the problem? Is there any drug for that?

dre11:
• Attendance in mosques, churches restricted to 50 persons …as govs reach out to NSCIA, CAN, SGF



https://thenationonlineng.net/worship-centres-buhari-govs-strike-five-point-deal/

What about schools? Nah dat one concern mr pass... I need to collect that cert and vamoose from that PH

Is Port Harcourt now a state?
The person that compiled that list should be a dummy. Putting PH among the states is a big no-no mistake that should have been made. WTF

zikter:
I don't think is about a Buharist. If at this stage he is not enlightened enough to know the difference between ebola situation and Covid-19, then he may not be very far from the tag he was given. Ebola was not even a new thing as it has been discovered years before, it was deadlier but not contagious as Covid-19, and Covid-19 is a new virus, hence the haphazard approaches to tackling it from WHO to every where in the world.
APC and PDP are same of same, they couldn't have done better either, judging from their disastrous reign.

Sars and Covid-19 are both coronaviruses. The only problem the world has started with China but that didn’t stop countries all around the world from taking precautionary measures. Our president floundered like the Americans’ lackadaisical action of not taking early measures. Ebola was new in Nigeria then but early measures was taken to counter it. Don’t be so stupid!

Government telling you they can tackle it means their downfall started from arrogance. Now they can’t even look uncle Covid in the eye let alone tackle it.

That’s good... at least, Nigeria will follow suit since we copy the West in everything.

Mursz:
Well..... case closed

Case elongated

Yenefer:
What's this supposed to mean
They are doing this to please their Masters in the west

Damnnnn Babe
You sweet o o