₦airaland Forum

Rostikol:
True.

These Easterners are clowns.

Every single state governor in the East since 1999, has nothing less than 3 mansions in the USA.

It’s the very first thing they do once they get into power. Buy mansions in the US.

ALL of them, without exception.

That’s why these idiots here think Buhari must be like them.

Oga Fmr President Buhari has, as of 2015, five homes and two mud houses. These houses are in Katsina, Kano, Abuja and wherever. Do your research before spewing the nonsense as if he has only this "for the cam" house. Your ignorance shouldn't be this foolish.

Death is a journey
Life was a route to it
Sister, BDSM unlived you
And set your feet from life's threshing-floor to eternity
For your gains, you overlooked the pains
Dick in your ass, hands tied, knife cutting,
Cry baby, let blood streams from your boggled eyes of shame;
Cry baby, acid was good for your pussy and faeces for your mouth and death to your soul.
Tears was your joy, for naira was the bed of your laying!
Who's got ample pity to give you?
Definitely, not this souls on Nairaland like me
RIP when peace was long void and emptiness filled the heart of empathy
Rest In Pieces because you bought gloominess by your own coins, and strangulated yourself by your own greed
RIP in Advance, for your eternity advances near till you fade away and another replaces you in his bed

I have nothing say to you except those words from my heart

ChinemeremFidel:
She is beautiful,never asked me for money, smart, intelligent and brave.

I am just confused right now

You're recently dating if I'm not mistaken. How did you know she's smart, and brave? The other two of "beautiful and intelligent" aren't something worth detailing. Bravery, smart, love, worthless etc are just words people throw around for nothing but fun.


A girl blamed you for mouth romance that you didn't (presumably) force or put gun on her head, cut off your relationship with her and you are now feeling confused instead of thanking God. It seems you don't know feminine game of manipulation and "heart-wuwu". You'd learn the hard way in the future.

The last thing a girl must never do is to blame you for her inadequacies, myopic fall, inconsistencies, cheating, retaliatory response to your judgement and questioning your morality on key issues especially on trust, love and care.

You're a simp.

God1000:
I dare him to travel to any European country now

He went to South Africa and passed through EU airspace. Why couldn't they just blow him off. Abeg, Hitler's own would be a child play. Do you think if Hitler had what Putin has, you'd be a 'nephical' anonymous typing stupid shit? Hit Russia first and taste that the Lord is good.

Meedon:
Whenever I cum I come back to my senses.

You took that from Lil Wayne's "Bitches Love Me".

Nothing sure for football. ... Imagine you still have 60mins to play for under 2.5 and they're up 0:2. Damn . See EPL on Monday... Half time over 2.5 which was 6 to7 odd apiece. Damn! Under 2.5 come dey play over 2.5.

Benwallt:
Why are you harassing this guy's comments up and down. List your own na

He's the one stealing other persons in his comment and claiming them as his statemen, I only want him to do his homework before posting. Pride, they said, comes before a fall.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Osimhen my niggar

We dey ball for Edo state

...we dey supply super eagles with forward, top nine and defenders.. especially top nine
Osazee
Yakubu
Victor Moses
Igahlo
Osimhen
Aghahowa
Isaac success
Nosa igiebor
Victor ikpeba...if we say make we mention the old stars ehnnn... Austin equavoen, Peter rufai, Sunday oliseh, Pius ikedia...i can bet my balls even the rest super eagles player if proper investigation is carried out will reveal that their career started from edo
we dey ball for this state

Why adding Sunday Oliseh who's from Abavo in Delta State to your list? Is that how Edo steals other States' personalities and call them Edo indigenes. Ma wah o.

beekind:
Standing my ground will mean my dad, mom and other members of my own family will not attend the wedding cos my dad said he will not attend the wedding if she does not do a fertility test.
No I haven't met her physically yet, we have only been dating online for 10 months now and haven't had a chance to visit Naija but I am visiting naija and will spend 4 months in naija when I visit later this month.

"Even your boo get a boo". I can guarantee you 3 things:

1) A guy or some guys are doing the good work on your illusive fiancee whom you haven't met.

2) It'll end in tears because you absolutely know nothing about her and her past and her possible reactions to female freedom US offers.

3) If you go against your father's wish, your marriage crumbles at the very moment it started. Therefore, failure.


You don't even know the sexual orientation of the girl, her characters, her people etc. Don't tell me for the past 10months she's a fallow land. Before she started "online dating you", who was there before? Or you just swallow whatever she spills?

Life dey sha oh. I can never try a distance relationship, not to talk of online where for 10months I won't see my woman.

Nothing should happen to my 1Kobo o. I'm saving it for a big enterprise because Brother Bernard said I could do it since he did it, becoming the owner of Terrestrial Banking company from his savings of 1Kobo. Zenith Bank, abeg look.

ALEXA, PLAY ME "LIFE GOES ON" BY 2PAC, BOB MARLEY, MICHAEL JACKSON AND MARVIN GAYE.

IT TAKES A SMOKE- LIKE-PRESENCE TIME SCENARIO BEFORE EVERYTHING RETURNS TO NORMAL. "LIFE GOES ON".

MrBrownJay1:
some women sha....the important question would be: was that babe even better looking than the 1st one?!

It's not about that. Most are plainly stupid. Watch foreign podcasts about these girls, you'd understand. A girl telling you all ladies are 10 despite some of them looking horrendously fat like Mt Everest raised to power 100 is as stupid as a person who's black but claims he's white (There was a black guy like that who's claiming white colour. His mother was baffled because it was plain stupidity).

It's time and chance. That happens to all men. Some maximize theirs, while others waste theirs. There's time for everything under the sun. Remember, Tony Tetula, Olu Maintain, Zule Zoo, Danfo Driver' singers, M.I (his stuff has dwindled over the yes), ASA, 9ice, etc. There was a time Fuji and Gospel prospered a lot, but time is the only constant thing in life because it changes everything under the sun. Portable and others will fizzle out pending with time.

DispatcherLagos:
At least I have a bed to go back to... Will I say same to you living under the bridge?

You boast of being a English language juggernaut, a proficient person of an alien code that intends to correct others, but you're here abusing the rules of punctuation marks by starting your word after ellipsis with a capital letter. "Can" is supposed to be used there instead of "will".

All talks and talks, that is what many people desires: to be in shackles and be in the shallow if an orator. Wars were created by great orators; and in the same vein, deception and radicalism thrive on words. They should continue to lead them with deceptive vaingloriousness. I don't buy such wordy commodity.

Godoverevery:
My place in lagos....we had light since on Monday till this morning.....if not for the rain am sure they won't have off it.

On a average.....we have 21hrs light per day here.

Are you telling us you have light for like 18hrs per day since the turn of the year?

Dey lie small small

NOC1:
Some places in Lagos do have over 18hrs power supply.

Where in Lagos do you have 18hrs electric power supply?

Just dey play.

stormborn28:
$1.2 million

That's close to N1b. Wow!

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5XMbqsHxqk

Dr. Ahmad Small has shared videos of Stranded Nigerian students in IUA.

The Buses evacuating Nigerian students and non-student
were stopped in the middle of the Sahara, and the drivers refused to continue the journey because they were not PAID. @abikedabiri @nemanigeria @FMHDSD @nidcom_gov @NigeriaMFA

Students crying out in this video pic.twitter.com/tbXSq1hUdY

— Dr. Ahmad Sagir (@dr_ahmadsmall) April 27, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxFtumgsozc

They've been scammed. We've been scammed. Pls, remind me of the money for their evacuation again. You saw the pain and the urgency to evacuate these stranded students, the government saw a great opportunity to perform magic with the national pulse.

Demigod22:
You dated him for four years and throughput that four years, you guys are sexually active that you are even pregnant for him, and your marriage is next week.

The guys I have seen don't have sex with women. They don't see me in any picture as far as sex is concerned.

PS: I know some people are bisexual.

He could be bisexual. Best thing she has to do is to forget the marriage. But on a serious note, how'd the child grow up to know his father was a bi? So horrendous.

Send the money first by practicalizing it before this gibberish. You'll know why they added "so help me God" to Nigerian anthem.

jumobi1:
Senator Onyewuchi representing Imo East just won his reelection bid.

The first you talked about was under PDP. It's only this re-election LP could say it's member one. You can go read their charter.

Fren232:
Yes, you are right. But that does not negate my point. I only listed positions held before 2023 elections by each party

It does not negate your point. At the same time, it was a failed party, inconsequential because no one could win under its umbrella before this election (except Mimiko).

jumobi1:
Before election, an Imo State senator defected to LP. He won his reelection as well.

You're considered inconsequential if no one could win under your party nationwide (par Mimiko). Labour was an inconsequential party who has no person winning under its flag until 2023. By so, it became a party with the third most membership in both houses. We cannot say the party performed woefully with those win from non-winning party before the election. So, the party performed well with a rating of 5/10

Fren232:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senate_of_Nigeria

LP does have a Senator, but seems he defected to LP before election. So my point stands. But he didn't win under LP and he only followed the tide

Check well, he defected last year June. No one won under Labour party before this election except Mimiko

jumobi1:
Before election, an Imo State senator defected to LP. He won his reelection as well.

Which year's election?

Fren232:
I will crosscheck and edit it. I pulled the data online.
Thanks for that

No problem, bro. They tried by becoming a third force in both National Houses. At least, it's an inroad for the party which is good for democracy.

Fren232:
APGA is a pro eastern party, Labour is more national. Mimiko won 2 terms under Labour b more than 10 years ago. LP has some federal seats before this election cycle.
There was a Labour party before Obi

Go and so your homework well. LP had no federal seat before this election. I'd wait till you bring your proof.

Fren232:
Since election is now over, I did of comparison of before and after to see what obedients achieved.
Senate before election:
Apc: 59 seats
Pdp: 40
Apga:1
LP:1
NNPP:1
After election:
Apc:: 57 (possibly 60 after supplementary elections)
Pdp: 28
LP: 7

HOR before elections:
Apc: 197
Pdp: 124
NNPP: 10
Apga:5
LP: 8

After elections
APC: 162 (might get to 180)
Pdp: 102
Lp: 34

Governoship before election:
Apc21, pdp: 14, LP:1
After elections:
Seems APC will have more seats.

Despite all the "soro-soke generation" "they messed with the wrong generation" noise APC barely felt the impact of obedients. Revolutions are supposed to takeout the ruling party not the opposition, but pdp felt the movement more than APC.
Looks like APC is now stronger than before because their main opposition is weaker.
Either APC did not fail as we all assumed they did or obedients had a terrible campaign.
I hope for another youth movement in 2027, but better channelled. Bullying and abusing does not win votes.

Before election, Labour Party only produced a two time governor in Mimiko of Ondo State. At the federal level, they had none. I hope you are not counting Mimiko's senatorial win under ZENITH LABOUR PARTY as that of Labour.

muykem:
Thank God I didn't put my money, I don't know that PDP is totally finished in the south.

You fit put ur money na

Softmirror:
DESPITE THIS UNFORTUNATE TWO INCIDENCES, PEOPLE HAVE NO FEAR OF GOING TO THOSE PUBLIC PLACES I HAVE MENTIONED. IN THE DAYS OF JONATHAN, WE ALL WERE LIVING IN FEAR TRUTH BE TOLD. EVEN ABUJA WAS VISITED WITH SERIES OF BOMB BLASTS.

You and who were living in fear during Jonathan's time. It seems you're not alive to hear about what's going on everywhere in Nigeria, even South West that was once peaceful isn't anymore. You have to now pray to God and literarily fast not to be a victim while plying Lagos-ibadan expressway.

It's ridiculous, painful and frustrating when you make some transactions which tell you they're successful on apps but get delayed or interrupted during the transfer. Since Friday, I've been battling with Sterling bank's ONE BANK APP. I made a transaction that told me successful only to be told yesterday that it failed. The reversal happened this afternoon. Since I needed to transfer the money, I decided to transfer it to the person through different banks since I have half of the money in GTB and also bank with UBA, the recipient's bank, and nothing was in it. The recipient is yet to receive neither of the two transactions while I'm yet to receive the third one.



NIGERIAN BANKS ARE STARTING TO BE USELESS.