₦airaland Forum

My peeps , let's not close our eyes to the evil looting going on under jonathan's rein. This is scandalous

You are on your own

how much for the 2006 model

Will beready for a stable relationship next year. All ladies I meet this year God help them.

We have always heared of how sanctimonious courtship was back in the days but really, how many mothers married as virgins

quiet and outspoken babe for me anyday. just the way i am.

how about installmental payment. but with evidence of value for money upon performance

hi guys, i am trying to get an IT placement, i am a business administration student wit an OND. how do i get an industrail training placement wt a good company?

pls guys, i am seeking an IT placement . guys how do i go about it. i did business administration, i ave my OND, how do i apply to corporate bodies for my industrial training

pls guys, i am tryin to get an IT placement. pls how can i achieve this. i am seeking a reputable company. i studied business administration. anywhere good will do

please guys, how can i get a IT placement with a good company. i am supposed to be on industrial training now but dont know how to get a place.

@ darey, @ dede, u guys should stop looking and start seeing. I bet u got eyes, so put them to use.
Where in kuto, sapon etc is dirty, i dare you to put pictures. If u want filthy areas in a state capital go to lagos. Ibadan is dirty but far from d worst.
It seems most nairalanders are southerners cos we havent heard much about the north. Some friends of mine who served in d north dont hav good stories

i admire ppl wt ideas but i hope urs is from a clear conscience and morality.
Ur idea is workable but it would be rife wt issues.
First are legal issues which would eventually come up. Be prepared!
Also, once u have a male security wt d female chauffeur, it reduces d appeal of d whole idea. U have to find a way around that.
Determine if it is luxury or regular. Ur idea pre-supposes luxury but ur fee doesnt match.
Change d pix on d website to beautiful africans.
Try to recruit other african nationalities eg ghana, south africans etc
identify your clientele and research them.
Build your idea around biz ethics. Very important.
Etc,

thanks for d lessons on cologne. Guys i need ur help, recently moved into lagos & i'm looking for where to get authentic stuff like perfume, clothes, shoes, watch, belt, suits, the whole log, so where can i go & enjoy the experience wtout being ripped-off or have to open wide my bank vault

how relevant is cfa to a career in tax? And apart frm ican/acca and citn, which other certification can push me further ahead?

i recently resumed @ deloitte but i could hold on to my hopes 4 nnpc. Personally, i'd go for any of d big 4 cos u become globally attractive & d opportunities are limitless depending on how far u intend. U could later even end up in nnpc, shell etc but not d other way round. Ever heard of a commercial/art student crossing 2 science class? Lolzzzz but if ur an engineer & passionate bout it go 2 nnpc

this piece of news brot smiles 2 my face. Thank goodness i voted. Ur pikin don dey chop prize from birth wetin him go chop wen him reach school i fear oooo. I love that baby!!!!!

thanks man. D info has been invaluable. I'l b n contact soon. Alesh.

pls nairalanders i need ur advice. I just got a job wt one of the 'Big 4' professional services firms. I'm to resume in about a fortnight in d Tax department. Coming frm a science background i need advice on what i should have known b4 resumption so as 2 hit the ground running.
Ur candid advice wil b appreciated

abeg make una shut up yah mouth 4 dia. Na person talk say make arsenal no get hunger 4 trophy. Barca na sure banker 4 trophy. Mascherano join 4 trophy & him don dey rake am, fabregas play 1 match (10mins) collect trophy, 2nd match him score 1 out of 5, 3rd match another trophy abeg make van persie drop captain band go join man u.

and   what's   d   point!?   Mou   has   always   been   a sore   loser,   check   his   antecedent.  He   believes  he   is   meant   2   win   anyone   anywhere anytime.   Barca   hav   a   team   dat   threatens   2   spoil  his  record,   damage   his  reputation  as   world  best  coach  and by  extension  remove  d addendum (special  one)  frm  his name.  RM  is d biggest stage  for   a coache's   career  he cant afford  2  lose.  Win  at all cost  drive is seeing his stock plummet. I  lov madrid but i'm ashamed of their current mentality and of players like marcelo, pepe and ramos. Its sad dat all they are doing is spur barca 2 determination. Madrid will not conqer barca dis season mark my wordsdat all they are doing is spur barca 2 determination. Madrid will not conqer barca dis season mark my words

and when he is found guilty/culpable what do u think will happen thereafter, arrest and prosecute him, probably jail him, my guy no make me laugh.
Secondly, why are nigerians clamoring for a halt 2 d accusations and counter accusations btw ibb & obj, make dem yan make we no how far den run us down & thief our money. Encourage it is what i say

i just wrapped it up. Na ur bikin go win. D kids there are fine. Wise of u to attach d steps in pictures, dont know if i could have done it without them what wt all d german stuff. 'Something' danke at d end. Naija 2 germany

i  ain't  got   beef   4d   bloke   but   first,   it's   impossible   to   have a   cummulative   GPA   of   4.99,   a   'B'   in   even a   1   unit   course   will   drop   it   further   than   that.   Second,   looking   at   their   past   record   i   see   that   the   number   of   1st   classes  they   churn   out   is  usually  large.   Their   graduates   are  ill   prepared  for the   world   outside.
Imagine,   5   of   us   from   different   univ.   Namely;   unaab,   oou,   unilag,   cu  went   for   nnpc   test in   ui   ibadan, cos it   was  getting  late   8pm, the   cu   girl started   crying.   Wont want that as   my   wife

i  ain't  got   beef   4d   bloke   but   first,   it's   impossible   to   have a   cummulative   GPA   of   4.99,   a   'B'   in   even a   1   unit   course   will   drop   it   further   than   that.   Second,   looking   at   their   past   record   i   see   that   the   number   of   1st   classes  they   churn   out   is  usually  large.   Their   graduates   are  ill   prepared  for the   world   outside.
Imagine,   5   of   us   from   different   univ.   Namely;   unaab,   oou,   unilag,   cu  went   for   nnpc   test in   ui   ibadan, cos it   was  getting  late   8pm, the   cu   girl started   crying.   Wont want that as   my   wife

we have to wait til 2moro morning for d papers to comfirm or not d news but on www.jaguda.com and www.liveofofo.com it is there.
I bliv in a multitude of lies there would remain an modicum of truth. It has been said that bombs have exploded in both jigawa and borno state nysc camps.
Personally, i bliv nigeria has to divide along north-south lines for lasting peace cos boko haram isn't just clamouring for sharia, they want western education abrogated, a want that cant b acceptable n d south. They are pleased 2 go about their achaic lifestyles while the south are proactive.
I know northerners will seek my blood for my presented position but i dare them 2 honestly look closely at themselves n comparison wt d southerners
just like sudan, the north has continously opressed and killed the southerners
i'm no political nor religious bigot but d truth must b said

HIV is rampant everywhere okay. Dont abort the baby.
@Henry. U no dey alright, wetin be d achievement say u get baby abroad. But on second thought i feel u, but get ready to let d child no u ar alive. Best of luck.
Also if d issue is at its early stages i.e embryo ,it cannot be said to be a child as such claiming murder

@ ivynwa. Dont derail the discussion.
@ islamrules. Mi amigo, its simple. Ur girlfriend thinks ur a fool, letting her go free wil affirm that u trully ar a fool. Ravish absolutely whatever is left of her (use con dom) then dump her in the cold like a wet rag. Organize for the man annonymously (have boys beat him black/blue) to score ur point. Leave the daughter out of the equation, she is innocent and its sheer wickedness but if u kinda like her without seeing the father's image in ur head u can enjoy her as she u. After all is said and done forget about the entire episode and keep the details to urself alone ather's image in ur head u can enjoy her as she u. After all is said and done forget about the entire episode and keep the details to urself alone

@ Zn0. I am totally in ur support. We are getting the kind of government we deserve. Nigerians are not ready to fight for freedom from oppression and corruption, the 'who wan die' mentality. Another is Godswill Orubebe, he was also lost when asked questions about niger delta, the amnesty program and its development, and he was minister.
Women should not wait to be handed appointments or coaxed they should join in nation building. I challenge all women of Adamawa to see Zainab Maina's example as a reason to rise to the patriotic call of nation building by furnishing us with better candidates@ Zn0. I am totally in ur support. We are getting the kind of government we deserve. Nigerians are not ready to fight for freedom from oppression and corruption, the 'who wan die' mentality. Another is Godswill Orubebe, he was also lost when asked questions about niger delta, the amnesty program and its development, and he was minister.
Women should not wait to be handed appointments or coaxed they should join in nation building. I challenge all women of Adamawa to see Zainab Maina's example as a reason to rise to the patriotic call of nation building by furnishing us with better candidates

the woman in question is Zainab Maina. I believe she is now in women affairs. I hav made it a duty to follow the interviewing of ministerial nominees conducted by the hallowed chambers, i must say i find the woman ABSOLUTELY EMPTY. What d poster posted is correct. She has nothing to offer. Women should be challenged to give politicking a try, PLEASE