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tayoccu:
jazz freak
you still ain't answered my question,

Bros, I leave you I dey sense say d tin do wan turn fight.
Hei be like say na you sabi this supernatural tin pass.
Agree, dem go disappear finish for Naija.

nuzo:
My point is that my "city" was able to achieve all these before installing the CCTV camera which i see as a good thing anyway. First things first.
People rarely commit crime in my "jigawa city" not cos they were born different or cos of CCTV camera is watching but cos the government is trying hard to give them the basic things of life. And the people understand that. Ask hajifatty.

You have yarned well my brother, true talk.
Let those goats malu in goverment deceive themselves with stupid ideas & polices; with no delibrate action geared towards uplifting the well-being of their people.
24-hr Surveillance Camera Operation with 30 minutes light power transmission per day to support a dubious project. Bullshit
Dey look, dem go claim say na 5 billion dem take set am up, know the rest now ! Quota sharing amongst loyalist.

shreks:
keeping secrets can be a strain to whom ever is keeping the secret.

It's better a strain than a struggle.

Either party begins to struggle at the consequences of divulging sensitive information that really hurts.
Say all Break all.
Check this kind of bull yarn
"Honey I killed a lady two weeks ago for dragging a sweet guy with me when I traveled for my company's seminar"
Is he supposed to be happy ?
What's the use of informing a spouse that you slept with his father severally before you met him ?
Will he undo the act or relish your amorous conquest ?
Many had done things strong enough to kill for in the past; re- opening that gist go scatter things.
I no support unnecessary talk talk all in the name of marriage.
Motto :- Sealed lips always.

Aqva:
Can't even name one local rap artist in Naija who can truly be called a rapper.

Mode 9 & M.I are really reping Naija

Aqva:
When rappers can't capture peoples attention lyrically and so resort to flaunting hot chicks, cars and bling, then Rap is in shit.

Nothing like old school rap, that's when it was groovy.

Hold my Hands ~ Michael Jackson Feat. Akon

tayoccu:
I know your type always looking for logical ways to explain things, and when things defy logic, then it can't be real.
but guy answer me this if ye please?
since when has the supernatural become subject to logic?

Ok Bros, give me one substantive proof & where it happened
Na so so, I hear from lagbaja, them say, some see am; never he was caught in the act.
Tell me, all those that claimed their dicks were stolen disappeared, have you ever seen any picture published of a man with the place flat as that of a woman. No susage No dangling nuts
Comon, all na gimick. Bull yarn. Dog born monkey gist.

Tell me for your church mind, person fit turn to agbalumo as claimed ?
For olden- days wey dem claim to lift a leg come famus go farm, why all villagers no continue dey transport dem sef that way ?
All guys for Naija for don disappear go Jand or Yankee since. Omo leave jege yarns, nobody wear helmet con loss go bush.

gem87:
Am not quite sure why the ladies in the house are
keeping quiet, surely you don't agree with all that?
In my opinion, this is pure BULLSHIT!

Well, I do not think this guy know ladies more that females on- board
Ladies; Is he so off- point that you'd rather not comment ?

The secret are not that shocking sef .

coolme:
@Jazzfreak
No hard feelings jare

Better
Take two more O baby :-

Revenge :- An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

Love is blind na bambiallah fall for guttar I was just joking O!

smooooooth:
perhaps u just good for sex.

That's it Man
Obviously, she enjoys it too.

deb:
Confront him about the voice mail.

Get him to admit to it first

Then tell him about what you did too.

Do this, the marriage goes dow the drain.
No man likes is wife shagged; but men like to shag other peoples wife
Seriously though, confessing does not serve any purpose/ use for him; that him feeling really bad and ending the whole thing.
I think you should take this to the grave, silence. "Say all Break all"

Aqva:
3. My major issue now is how to be content with one girl,

This guy no serious
Check out is major problem, he just likes to sample other guys chic.
Try am for hausa land, them go cut your hand from elbow.

Abeg follow this advise :-

bettes:
if you can't find a girl you like,then look for a guy or remain single,abi na by force to marry?

Ye Ye person. Chop n clean mouth. Insect eyes Oloju koko ro.
Wait till person dash you him wife na !

~Sauron~:
Why not start by licking ur cat's cunt??
What a dolt!!!

Haa ba, the guy like big Ikebe na wahala now?
Him say him go like lick am

You jus kill am with this knock, omo you harsh O !.
Abeg, remember give am cat wey him go dey lick.

MrCrackles:
Longer throat dey kill!

Long throat na ostrich, dem go jus cut your neck if your boyfriend gbab you.
But for true talk, most of us dey always look outside sometimes.

One Bros say :-

worldman:
take her to a babalawo a juju priest

Another yarn say :-

IBCE:
* See a doctor

This Bros join two options :-

skolars:
so how do we help them. is it financially or spiritually?

Guys make up your minds, abi make the guy go cele church

Them go fry egg for this guy before him no wetin to do ?
Guy sit up !

Vonny:
Adam,

You are not as powerful as you think. Your ex still has control over you, so in all honestly you are just as powerless as you were when she left you. 4 girls, 5months each? 20 months of wasting these girls time, as well as yours only to find that you are still powerless as long as your ex still has a hold of your actions. That's a lot of time wasted. So you want to replay the exact scenario of your ex dumping you with these girls? Boy you must have a lot of time on your hands, but clearly you are obsessed with your past because you haven't moved on from it. I think you should take some time to yourself, so you can truly heal, but if you choose not to and continue to breed on innocent souls. You will find yourself alone, so at the end of the day your ex is the only winner in this callous game you choose to play.

This says it all, Move on Man !
This is a very sad sad life you live; tied to a singular event all this while ?
Boost your self esteem & your confidence level at accepting the ladies as companions/ friends/ lovers will increase.
You might find death in the wake of hearts that you break: the ladies involved comes back to haunt you
My guy, relax. Life na je je.

Feelitx:
Honestly I don't see anything wrong with dating an older lady if you both truly feel something for each other.

Decent older women date younger guys sometimes; but issues had always been acceptability in the eye of da people.
Many ladies will castigate that lady, men will mock the guy & both families will literarily disown them.

Feelitx:
Happiness in this world comes from knowing less.

The less you know, the less your heartaches.
An instance where you chic owns up that your best friend shagged her for many years before you.
Tell me, what's the use of such yarn. Congratulate the guy or hail the babe ?
The past is backwards, don't look back or you'll turn into salt.

Czarskit:
He's even lucky enough to find someone with such 'sexcapades'

Bros, just like getting a job, expirence counts. She is vast & Expirenced
Tested & Trusted. You na bad guy.

dappssee:
she only gave him ('the client') a Mouth Action.

Forget this chic O ! She sabi all.

Back to the matter, go back if your mind carry am.
You can't act like an ostrich, bury your head in sand hide for friend place forever and wish your fears away.
Be a Man ! Do your own back

naijachix:
lots of ladies were actually 'dying',
to marry me.

This guy just dey form, you go ugly well well O !!

TOYOSI20:
some things are meant to be kept secret. . . .

Say all, break all.
Many guys women can never in a life time bear it all, you just must keep some secrets.
Usually, secrects from waka waka !

amebo no.1:
oh shut the hell up,u goat,r u not d same person that said premarital sex is bad

oniranu oshi,useless frog,old pig

Ololomu, you do make Amebo No 1 vex O !
See the combo she dash you, no bi small thing O !!!

But why you sef dey yarn double.
Said Pre-marital sex no good; you con turn around burst say make guys dey sample babes.
You even compare babes goods to testing cars, Omo, you harsh O

springss:
When one gets to feel indifferent towards an ex, it’s truly over…

This yarn says it all.  

Honestly, babes get craz no be small O  
Due to their emotional line of thought; for guys, na rational & functional reasioning straight up !

tayoccu:
the ritualists can use diabolical means to kidnap(via teleportation)?

What !
Teleport ke ni   Haaa ba  Bros
You mean the guy flew into a GSM Transciever station like breeze, & just yamoos go another person village.
NIGERIANS  ! O na too much O !!!
Our people must bring new dimension into stuffs; simply resisting change.
Imagine all those gist say person turn fowl, person turn yam e.t.c na groove yarn !

Haa ba !

coolme:
SEE CHARCOAL CALLING KETTLE BLACK.
Can't waste my precious words with people like you.

CASE CLOSED,

You mean say na vex & fight immediately, han ha !
Na play now o baby. Okay, sorry.

Now to support your good "Super Story"

Crisis Situation :- "You do not sell the head to buy a cap"

Comparism :- "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

You see, comments below goes to highlight what the goat (Fufu King) really is, a Toad; very ugly one at that.
Everyone feels for you little worm.

KarmaMod:
between wetin concern Jazz freak's parents in your squabble?

glorygal:
You don't have to be so vulgar just because you are free to talk.GET your heart and tongue right man

lucabrasi:
wow, wow dude!!!was this really necessary??

Really, you no get sense, you just potrayed yourself as a spoilt child with no manners. Ode.
For you to know all that about parents, that's what you always saw your parents do while growing up.
Stupid piece of vomit. In-breed of a dejected clan.
The sad life you live is a mirror reflect of your topic. "Pull people down negatively"
People like you can't amount to anything in life because you too busy watch others excel in envy.

Loser ! with bad thoughts.
Surely, Rita Dominic will kill you more with other performances this year, then you could eat your heart out.

Ignoramus Donkey.