₦airaland Forum

wavemasta:
Its just a pity there arent many men like me who love em big,

Bros, I dey here sef, I like am big. So dat I go fit hol suntin wey plenty, you know now !

Seriously, aside health, why bother !
The moment the guy don begin dey complain say you too fat, you too thin, you to blank for make-up;
know say hei don start to see one young chikitoes for outside.

Because, no bi one day you take fat, why hei bi say suddenly, complain plenty. Him no see you before ?
Forgeti, live your life. Chop small small, reduce sugar, fatty yum yum, you know all those orishi rishi,

oluwdashmi:
Simply watch what you eat and do a lot of exercise

then dey dress-up steady make you dey look sweet, package evry wey be say go scatter him head one time. He will definately change his stance on you.

wavemasta:
And ignore the insults joo, people will always talk.

No worry your head O !

Na who you for marry ? your enemy !

sheyee:
Why should a guy be your best friend at the first instance?

Best Friends are always the best option, why ?
both parties know one another well; since they've been confortable as friends for a well, then it should be marital bliss.
Do you know that likeness amongst friends can be more endearing than love.
The comradeship is always tight over many years.

Wumine:
@ Poster,
When you were asked to stay in school, you were busy jumping fence to go to Titi's house, can you see the result now? Most richest indeed!

But on a second note, you would have written it in Yoruba
"Tani dude ti olowo ju laarin 2Face ati D'banj"?
Afterall english no be ur language!

You mean say make hei dey yarn pidgin english if the correct english too tough ,


ROTFLMAO ,

bandiejay:
my producer Cheepho who told me he got me a contract that i will be a location Manager to 2face new single flex because i know every corner and angle of the desert

You wish, in your dreams Mr. Location Manager.
Confirmed, your claims are not true
Go sit down for corner, O ni ro !

Mustay:
THERE ARE STAGES IN LIFE AREN'T THERE?

1-10, 10-20, 20-30

That's true, they ought to have out- grown all this fake tendencies.
Nasal talk !, oh bull

sojioguns:
MBI is trying to step up their game

Are they (MBI) still on air.
I'd not recevied the signals in ages. Kindly confirm.
I really thought they closed shop

Yes, my mum & my wife

ROTFLMAO ,
Una no go kill me O ! for NL

See major yab, O ti pa O !

waleab:
twisted sad bad people

A case of fantasy runs away with reasoning.
You wish to straf two chics at a go ! Nothing is beyond the human mind.
Which woman go gree that one sef ?

Taken:
@ poster
How old are you by the way, I think many of us are going into a relationships too early without a fully grown mature mind.

Anyway, I feel for most girls/women. They are often pressurized by many guys who are simply looking for a piece of the pie.
As a result, we get them confused and they are indeed confused. When the right guys comes along, they waited so long to respond.
By the time some responds, some guys are already back on the field searching for another girl. To some good/right guys, their experiences dictate that they shouldn't waste time on any girl that take them for granted (same with everyone though), or is wasting their time.
The irony is that while the guy kept calling and the girl is doing what girls do best (ignore for some time), the girl's heart is already melting. For most that knows how to play the game, they will wait it out, get the girl, use her, and move on (but I am not talking about players but good guys).

See, since the good guys does not get any positive responses from this girl, he has no choice but to move on - he isn't a player. Alas, as he moved back to the hunting field, the girl is finally interested & ready to date with the expectation that the good guy is still around the corner.

Ladies, if you treat most guys like that, be rest assured you will never get a good guy (maybe some might be lucky). What you will get is a player if the guy allows his mind to be influenced by irrational thoughts.

- opposed me if I am wrong.

What's with the gibberish
You've neither advised the lady nor give any meaningful contribution.
Castigate so easily yet no better yourself. Man, Shut up.



@ Poster
He is simply not serious about the relationship.
If he is imbalanced now, guess what he'll be later, eratic.
Off & On Guy, he is just playing the field.

crious:
sweetie you can't force love. at the end of the day i got heart broken and some,

when a man tells you he loves you then he starts avoiding you or not calling its easy, he's a player and you're his bane of interest for, 1 weekor 1 month max. leave him and if you deceive yourself and think he's the one for you , don't worry you'd force it, he'd shag you well, treat you like dirt and leave you feeling lower than poop down the toilet, trust me girl i've been there and i know.
but you have to believe in yourself first. all the best letting go of him and letting someone better find you

Well said, Take this advise !

Good guy you !
Sincerely, spend time with her if you don't have money now.
Explain your intentions and promise to make- up when things a more rossier.

Wumine:
Write her a very sweet note about how much you love her, how good she makes you feel, how beautiful she is and how u bless the day you met her. Dont forget to wish her a happy birthday in the end. i hope she will appreciate that cos i sure will!

But dont forget to get her something when you have money, even if its a belated birthday cake.

For me its not all about money but care and love.

Hope she loves this much as well !

Virgins ! You're looking for the proverbial "Needle in a Haystack"
Girls of 12 now have sex !

One was resently caught with lipsticks, dangling earrings & condoms in her school bag. Primary School Bag
Obiviously, she and a friends change from their uniforms enroute an hotel from school.

Omolola1:
my advise is that you guys should stop the relationship, and if you cannot stop probably because you are so in love then why not opt for adoption.

As painful as it seems, this is the best option.
I had seen a family of six deplict gradujally to just one as all offsprings of the union were AS genotype.
The pain comes when financing hospital bills becomes a strain. All budget to the hosipital.
You'd find some children go through schooling and pass on when they eventually get a job.
Many occurences in life are quite gloomy, I don't advise you expirence. The love you once cherish would be like dust/ ash when the wahala is too much. Sorry, I seem like doomsday prophet, but use your head not your heart.

~Sauron~:
Give him a call and pour out your heart to him. Hope n pray he is nursing the same idea in his head.

Approach him & tell him very fast so you could rest.
Deduced from your yarn, you love him very much. It's him or no peace.
I'll advise you meet with him, and been very honest with your feelings towards him.
The pent up pressure _longings will deplict so you can sleep & then, you'll feel better.
Wish you luck

Princek12:
Uwaje
you dey vex because they are comparing the rescue efforts in America to Nigeria? Why should we not compare them when just about everything in our country is dysfunctional, yet we have been selling oil for almost 40 years. When things like this happen, it opens old wounds about how incompetent and corrupt our government is. I can't blame the people that complain.

Yes, we know we should be thankful of the miracle, but damn we should also have the freedom to criticize out garbage government that have ran our country into a state of quagmire. Abeg, make people yan wetin dem wan yan. It's about time people express their frustration against the government at the slightest opportunity and in any medium.

Well said Bro

Unfortunately, the incident if it had occured in Nigeria could having been after landing crashing on river Ogun, no one in goverment or it's rescue agencies will have a clue on how to go about the rescue.
Eventually, all that had earlier survived the crash will now drown when left too long on water.

Square pegs in round holes.
They are all clueless as to what they (Nigerian Goverment) should be doing. Kolo people.

otokx:
cctv; hmmm
they have started devising ways to steal money

30 MINUTES light power supply per day to run 24 hours CCTV

How important is this in the scheme of things "Work to done in the sate"
They could try infrastructures i.e roads, water suppy, waste management, building schools with adequate learning materials,
The list of relivant stuffs to-do are abound, but they choose this, CCTV ?
Bloody myopic leaders !

Sincerely Larez, am astound at the brilliance displayed.

I think the designs will fly with our Executives & Legislators in various houses of assembly.
First, they are widely travelled. Two, they've have stole enough money to afford them, seriously. If you don't have the money you can't but or bulid this. Target Abuja & Lekki environs in Lagos.

Wish you luck.

mastro:
Boeing 707 citra 1954, genuine one owner, Tokunbo,

Abeg, your own come with spare tire, in case you wan change tire for road air.
I dey sure say this one no get Alloy Wheels, but hei go get C Caution for boot.


@ jidex89200
Jide & all those that fail to see the humour of this post should please get a life.
Guys so uptight ! what a shame

SeanT21:
You are a pathetic piece of shit sleeping with a married man.God name should never come out of your mouth ever again.You are a disgrace to Women in general.You should be ashamed of yourself.If I were you,I will never look at myself in the mirror again.~~~I hope his wife finds out and drag your ass around California.~~~I also wish he leaves you and take you for all your are worth ^{which is nothing much.}

You are the poster child for why abortion should be legal.In that case selfless,shameful LovePeddler like you will not walk on the face of the earth!!

Shame on You and that stupid fool you are having an affair with!!

Haa ba, Na your husband she dey give do ? What she did is bad, period.
Why your vex plenty like this ?
Am sure you could do worse, those that castigate this much try really hard to mask their weakness.

Treetop20:
even girls that just got to the UK
in less than a month speak with a "british"
accent innit?

She yarns a -whole lotta bull in that accent, most times tries really hard to explain what she just said.
When self esteem is low, copycat syndrome begins.

Raymond88:
It's pathetic that white people tell our stories for us while our Nollywood is busy making cheesy romance movies.

They are busy producing the part 2, 3, 4, 5, 10 of stupid concept films.
Vague stroy lines, scripts & scenes are useless.

Jenifa Part 2, so Sad
really pathetic. Stroy line is dis-jointed. Humour, over streched. realivance, zero.

TOYOSI20:
ROFLMGBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was wondering what the hype and rave was about too,

What does ROFLMGBO mean ?

[/quote]rotflmao[quote]

What does this mean ?

God !

JustGood:
oshi oda nle pako

Guy bone, she dey cheat steady.
No fall mugu @ 35 hei be like say she dey press your mumu button, she is not been truthful about yarns of "they are just friends"
All those hide hide calls ?
Break away, free yourself from rubbish.

maputu:
"There is no clue that it will soon stop because she maintains that such actions make her happy." SHE IS NOT READY FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

Oni ranu ni, fi le, don't touch it "as D'banj talk"
Say you be Bros na hei no wan make I say you dull small; But as you be Bros I no go yarn like dat.

A word is enough 4 the soji guy

~ku_sh!~:
Why shouldn't they?

babsongudus:
hen and rooster na human being?
look! there is nothin bad/new in lady proposing to a man in as much, she feels he is good for her. lobatan.(finish)

If agro catch the hen well well, hei go pursue the cock wey no wan gree do.

JJYOU:
It is not as bad as most of you think. many women would still be single if they didnt make the move. there is more of it going on and may many more come

Ladies above 35years will surely consider this a valid option.
At least I know someone that claims her boyfriend is too timid for final comittment; yet he loves her very much.
If the guy no gree ask, the woman fit ask
else some affairs will be stuck in limbo. Guy no ask question, woman no fit reply

@ Poster
You see what inconclusive gist dey bring.
Serious quarrel.

Sapphic:
Who the heck is this retarded joker? Abeg, ma ti e ta si mi ra ra o. Kilo fe fa gbogbo jatijati yi? Okay it was another man she was telling that she loved. you and the poster can now do your worst. Na by force? Rubbish!

And this

alfchye:
Olosi Ti Ologbon.You are the one retarded here, I don't think the retarded home is filled now.They need to rush you there.Sum1 came for help you are talking shit.Old woman when no wan grow.
You sure got problem,I wonder how your guy take dey handle a big problem like you.The guy must be really tired and doesn't know how to say I no want do again.Bitch

Then this

Sapphic:
ROFLMAO. . . E wa wo Suegbe yi o. It is clear that your low self esteem is not the only problem you have. Ode Oshi. So because the poster has a problem, I am supposed to patronise him abi. Abeg take your life frustrations away from my front ojare. I do not have a duty to feel sorry for any wimp that comes here and because your own partner does not find you equal to the task does not give you the right to come here and start talking out of your 2 inch cock. . . Abegi comot for road jo. I like having conversations with intelligent people and not the village idiot. Suganmu buruku. . . Shiorr.

Your assumptions might be right wrong, in any case, confront her, ask then make peace with whatever outcome.
It's either your relationship waxes stronger or you part ways for good. Be bold Man ! ASK
Confirm, so my people for Nairaland go quench this fight.

Savesoul, update us na We dey wait impatiently
Habi, _{you've been held by the bank.}