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 Education / Re: Jamb Result Checker 2012/2013 – UTME Result Checker by Jazzgreen(m): 6:45pm On May 03, 2013 |
na wa 00000000,,,una don breakdown the site   ,the site just de say ERROR since afternoon |
| Education / Re: JAMB 2013 Results To Be Released On The 1st Of May!!! by Jazzgreen(m): 7:51am On May 03, 2013 |
esscence00: @OP Stop spreading wrong info. Look for a tread with subject ''jamb 2013 result will be released on tuesday 07/05/2013''are you serious ? |
| Education / Re: JAMB 2013 Results To Be Released On The 1st Of May!!! by Jazzgreen(m): 4:50pm On May 02, 2013 |
macklef:me READ like i don't PRAY and also PRAYED like i don't READ ,witcheous-villagers must PACK WELL jooor ,God pass devil ,abi i de lie ?? |
| Politics / Re: What do you love about Nigerians? by Jazzgreen(m): 11:53pm On May 01, 2013 |
i love the high intelligence of a particular section called IGBOS |
| Politics / Re: What do you love about Nigerians? by Jazzgreen(m): 11:51pm On May 01, 2013 |
only in 9ja will u see a GHOST looking left and right befor crossing the road (nollywood is my eye witness!) |
| Politics / Re: What do you love about Nigerians? by Jazzgreen(m): 11:38pm On May 01, 2013 |
SENSE OF HUMOUR !!!!!! makin jokes from the worst tragedy |
| Career / Re: It's May Day: What Makes This Day Special For You? by Jazzgreen(m): 12:53pm On May 01, 2013 |
its the day i saw 380 in my JAMB |
| Career / Re: It's May Day: What Makes This Day Special For You? by Jazzgreen(m): 12:49pm On May 01, 2013 |
candygosh: he's not im CUTE!!!! my picture tells me so |
| Romance / Re: How True Is "Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat?" by Jazzgreen(m): 12:33pm On May 01, 2013 |
the heading of this thread is a disgrace to Nigeria . ..."CHEATER" ... are we talkin about animals here edit that ..once a CHEAT ,always a CHEAT.thanks1 Like |
| Education / Re: JAMB 2013 Results To Be Released On The 1st Of May!!! by Jazzgreen(m): 11:31am On May 01, 2013 |
macklef: Do not be decievd its not ur jamb score dat provides u admission, its the post jamb score, if i lyk scote 400 in jamb d school is expectn mote from u in p.ume... d higher u jamb score d higher ur p.ume must be to be eligible for admission- God de ,let me get the 340 or 360 first ,defending it won't be prob,shey na sec sch textbook dem go follow bring the question Abi na from heaven ? If i can get that score in jamb ,i can get it in Pume... chukwu nyere nwata ji ga-enyekwa ya mbazu oji egwu ya###FACT |
| Education / Re: JAMB 2013 Results To Be Released On The 1st Of May!!! by Jazzgreen(m): 11:26am On May 01, 2013 |
Sunny_bobo: Trusting the South East states to set new records.as if you knew ,im setting the new record ,i know what i wrote ...setting new record for the south east ,JEHOVA na adi ndu,HE will neva let my suffering and hardwork be in vain! 340 loadin.... |
| Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Some Really Cool Optical Illusions by Jazzgreen(m): 3:50pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
guy i think say na only me.most of them just nt suppose to be called ILLUSION |
| Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Some Really Cool Optical Illusions by Jazzgreen(m): 3:40pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: This one gave me a headache. Crazy stuff PARDON ME BUT i didnt see any "ILLU" for this one talk more of illusion. i might hav to visit an optrician anyway..but it was just static to my eyes right from first time |
| Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Amnesty Failure: Igbos, Yorubas Flee Borno by Jazzgreen(m): 10:32am On Apr 15, 2013 |
now JTF can be free to open fire on those animals without fear of injurin human beings .... |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona V PSG : UCL (1 - 1) On 10th April 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:44pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
match Don finish ,change headline na |
| Religion / Re: Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (picture) by Jazzgreen(m): 8:55pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Mak dem carry cans of oxygen enter dr na. Since the problem na how to breath inside dr. Abi dr over sabi brain neva reach dr?... |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of Your New Year's Resolutions Have You Kept So Far by Jazzgreen(m): 12:31am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Human Psycho: As if anything were that important, it is the soul inconjunction with the mind that triggers such acts, and so we pledge allegence based on values,.. For that reason what i consider that important is the soul itself, its growth and improvent of which ever since i haven't looked back!hmmmmm, i no go sch ,na sch road i go. Abeg i no grab all. Summarize the gramma abeg, did you mean to say that one of your new yr resolutions you'v kept is "SOUL IMPROVEMENT?" . If nt, say, if yes click like. C'est fini |
| Politics / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by Jazzgreen(m): 12:21am On Apr 02, 2013 |
cap28: because they are fools - israel is a racist state that recently deported thousands of ethiopians, they regard black africans as inferior and yet some id.iots in nigeria fly their flag - those fools need to know that the israelis supported aparthied south africa during white minority rule.and the british flag you fly daily are nt part of the aparthied? Or the USA flag and all the rest of them? They are nt part of the black discrimination? Why so much worried about the ISRAELI flag? HE-diot, get a life and stop hating, as long as other countries' flag are flown in nigeria, i see the bruhaha about the israeli flag as arrant stüpidity. I mean stûpidity at its zenith. 1 Like |
| Nairaland / General / Which Of Your New Year's Resolutions Have You Kept So Far by Jazzgreen(m): 12:05am On Apr 02, 2013 |
We'v all watched the 1st quarter of the year pass by. On 31st december, I saw many people making long lists of their new year's resolutions, some even bought 'tick cover note books' to list them all. One thing I strongly believe is that whatever you have not made a start or accomplished after the 1st quarter of the year, then it is more or less a failed project. So re-list your new year's resolutions telling us the ones you have accomplished yet or your progress so far towards their accomplishment. Be sincere. Thanks |
| Nairaland / General / Re: April Fool:Were You Fooled Today ? by Jazzgreen(m): 11:45pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Mak una follow me thank God as my mum didnt collapse. I forged a bank alert informin her dat 450,000 has been withdrawn from her account. Come see frustration. I was wise to intercede to let her knw its an april fool. I knw she has High B.P, so i wont forgiv myself if she dies cos of my stupid april fool. But it was fun sha  |
| Jokes Etc / Inform Jesus by Jazzgreen(m): 10:55am On Mar 29, 2013 |
Hello, guess wat? JESUS didnt log unto NAIRALAND today, please if u get airtime call him and inform him dr is danger on ground, the jews are plannin to kill him, tell him nt to enta jerusalem 2day,he shud flee to the nearest gentile nation,he can even fly down to nigeria if possible.i flashed him now but he didnt call bak.jst help me call him,and pls,mak sure Judas doesnt knw about dis arrangement. Tanks alot,and HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Happy Good Friday Nairalanders by Jazzgreen(m): 10:38am On Mar 29, 2013 |
Hello, guess wat? JESUS didnt loggin today, please if u get airtime call him and inform him dr is danger on ground, the jews are plannin to kill him, tell him nt to enta jerusalem 2day,he shud flee to the nearest gentile nation,he can even fly down to nigeria if possible.i flashed him now but he didnt call bak.jst help me call him,and pls,mak sure Judas doesnt knw about dis arrangement. Tanks alot,and HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY:-D |
| Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion In Kano by Jazzgreen(m): 9:53am On Mar 23, 2013 |
Agrika: In all my lives i have never seen a spineless coward like this man, you are the president for christ sake do something, dont tell me cassava bread has no positive effects on the brain.my friend grow up,will the president tak up arms and enter the terrorist camp ?? he is workin ,if nt for this bombing ,wat about the 50 bokoguys killed ,blame it on the imcompetence of the security forces cos i dnt c why a bomb should enter a bus park if security was tight .Jona will nt carry ak47 to go shoot em down ,grow up i say again .Thanks!!!! 3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion In Kano by Jazzgreen(m): 9:46am On Mar 23, 2013 |
godello: My question, is there any goldmine there?why are Christians still there?we hav christian northerners bro,they cnt just leave their mother land .Its beta to say "what are IGBOs still doing dr" .. 1 Like |
| Islam for Muslims / Re: 72 Signs Of the end time. by Jazzgreen(m): 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
abeg,im nt bein offensiv to wateva...Bt seriously ,these signs don de since 1000years ago na ,..Oya try to see wat is called prophesy..... "1.This knw also that in the last days ,periloustimes shall come . 2.for men shall be lovers of their own selves ,covetous,boasters,proud,blasphemers,disobedient to parents ,unthankful,unholy, 3. without natural affection,trucebreakers,false accussers,incontinent,fierce,despisersof good people, 4. traitors,heady,highminded,lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God ; 5.Having b form of godliness but denyin the power thereof:from such turn away"....2Tim3:1-5 "and ye shall hear of wars and rumoursof war,.... For nation shall rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom and there shall be famines,and pestilences,and earthquakes in diversplaces ..... then shall they deliver u up to be killed AND YE SHALL BE HATED OF ALL NATIONS FOR MY NAME'S SAKE...mat24" dis is 2 mention bt a few,all thes prophesis are happenin nw and nt smthing dat hav bin since Jesus was born.THANKS! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 10:34pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 10:34pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:47pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
2ND HALF .....GOD ON OUR SIDE , BARCA 4-0 MILAN |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
WOW ,RELIEF ,BARCA ON POINT |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:25pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL ...........UP BARCAAA |
| Family / Re: Father Promises Daughter $200 To Quit Facebook For 5 Month. by Jazzgreen(m): 12:24am On Feb 09, 2013 |
AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't findyou till Feb 15th. |
| Family / Re: Father Promises Daughter $200 To Quit Facebook For 5 Month. by Jazzgreen(m): 12:23am On Feb 09, 2013 |
Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both one wish each, and I will keep one wish for myself. TOM: I want a billion dollars! WIFE: I want a house in every country of the world? GENIE: Done. Done. TOM: And what is your wish genie? GENIE: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife. TOM: Emm...Ok! You'v given us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind. The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours. After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband? WIFE answers: 35. GENIE: Really? And he still believes in genie stories. 4 Likes |
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