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CelebritiesRe: Meet The Most Spoiled Kids In The World! by Jazzgreen(m): 3:15pm On Dec 20, 2012
Do u knw how much my parents spend on me daily? Jst go ask google to confirm it. BTW,How wil this affect the price of this in the market==>> undecided

CelebritiesRe: meet Nonso Diobi Twin Brother by Jazzgreen(m): 2:02pm On Dec 19, 2012
For aba people, una suppose knw dis language....ndi obi akpọ emeela dis guy 30 for NL grin
PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Preferred Candidate For 2015 Presidential Election . by Jazzgreen(m): 11:46am On Dec 19, 2012
NUHU RIBADU for president. Adams Oshomole for vice. Den corruption wil end by force
CultureRe: Do You Believe In Reincarnation: Discuss by Jazzgreen(m): 1:51pm On Dec 18, 2012
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CultureRe: Do You Believe In Reincarnation: Discuss by Jazzgreen(m): 1:35pm On Dec 18, 2012
In my family,wen my mum is pregnant,prior to delivery,she dreams of one dead relativ comin to the house and tellin her dat he/she(the relativ) is comin. So wen she givs birth,she says its dat person she saw dat reincarnated.jst lik in my case.she saw my grandpa comin,wen she gav birth to me,she said im d reincarnate of my grandpa. But it was in my senior sister's case dat really struck everybody, wen she was pregnant,she saw my gr8 grand mother comin.actually,my gr8 grand mother suffered one disease which she died wit. Now,wen my sister was born,she also had dat same diseas,my grand mother confirmed it cos it was her mother.but tank God it was treated by some men of God. Also,in my junior sister's case,my mum dreamt of my martanal grand mum comin.now,accordin to my mum,one of my aunts hated dat my grandmum.now wen my little sister was born,wen eva dat particular aunt tries to carry her,she starts crying uncontrollably,bt once some1 else takes d baby from dat aunt,d baby stops cryin immediately.this continued till a man of God prayed for reconcilation btw dem.eva since den.she no longer cries wen d aunt carries her. So dats how we belived in reincarnation. But now,some jehova witnesses are tellin me its impossible to reincarnate. I was very confused d day they told of dat. I asked them wat about the case of Elijah being john the baptist. I still need a clear explanation on dat question i asked them. They didnt really answer it clear.if another witness is here pls educate of more. And also an explanation of my sisters case wit the dream of my mother Cos i still beliv in reincarnation seein wat happened in our family
Foreign AffairsRe: Picture Of Obama Playing Basketball by Jazzgreen(m): 1:24pm On Dec 18, 2012
playin basket ball wit little children?hmmmmm,i doubt. Are they his classmates or sch mates or what? Unto which grounds and level? Who bring dem enter white house or obama go street to get players? Or beta, join dem to play in d street huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Picture Of Obama Playing Basketball by Jazzgreen(m): 1:22pm On Dec 18, 2012
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Car TalkRe: Funny Driving Facts by Jazzgreen(m): 1:14pm On Dec 18, 2012
Na only me de here?
FoodRe: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Jazzgreen(m): 2:45pm On Dec 15, 2012
Dnt be suprised to get dis in d process. hunter being hunted . U might end up beggin d chicken for mercy cheesy

EntertainmentRe: Winners Of The 2012 Mode Men Of The Year Awards by Jazzgreen(m): 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2012
And as if they forgot
worst governor of the year:T.A ORJI
Science/TechnologyRe: Inca Girl Frozen For 500 Years Now On Display by Jazzgreen(m): 12:09pm On Dec 15, 2012
Since ur all applaudin and jubilatin cos of dis. Ok oya choose one.
1.being sacrificed to OKIJA SHRINE so dat ur body wud be found after 500yrs and be celebrated on NL
2.livin ur life and dying wen God wants,be buried and forgotten after 5yrs
"i dnt c dis as any tin worth sayin;wonderful,wow, interestin,etc in dis tin.u shud be cryin" angry
PhonesRe: Are You Experiencing MTN Network Failure? by Jazzgreen(m): 12:04pm On Dec 15, 2012
Sorry. I mean im sorry if YOU Work in either of them
PhonesRe: Are You Experiencing MTN Network Failure? by Jazzgreen(m): 12:02pm On Dec 15, 2012
mak una see oo,mtn don come again. For my area now,d new strategy to collect our airtime is= u'll call,d person wil pick d call but u wont hear wat he or she is sayin. U wont even knw d person hav picked it until u look at ur phone and c 6:00mins. Den u knw ur money is finished. MTN DON GIVE OUR PHONE ARTIFICIAL EAR PIECE PROBLEM.

SportsRe: FIFA Refuses To Back Messi Or Chitalu For Goal Record by Jazzgreen(m): 12:53am On Dec 15, 2012
MESSI DESERVES THIS.

PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by Jazzgreen(m): 12:24pm On Dec 13, 2012
nobody voted for dis idiøt,yet he entered as governor.among every atrocity he has committed.im stil gnashin my teeth at him cos of d sch fees increment in ABSU.im now havin to look for admission in another state.dat man is an idiöt,sorry i mean an IDIOTS,meanin bunch of idiots compiled into one body,in capital letters.NO ROAD,OWING MY PARENTS FOR 4MONTHS NOW.to say it d way it is in my mind.DAT MAN KWESIRI KA EGBUO YA EGBUO

LiteratureRe: TWO MAN BUSINESS - (The Complete Series) by Jazzgreen(m): 11:51am On Dec 11, 2012
The took ur shoes yet u enta ur boss house.abi u do ABRACADABRA shoe appear. Anyway,EXCELLENT story.i beliv u wen u said u be EDDIE TYSN.u for try more gara gara for those guys wey de high.u for no even remember funke's name again.keep it comin.ur good
Foreign AffairsRe: Unidentified Man Falls From Sky In The UK by Jazzgreen(m): 9:02am On Dec 11, 2012
I FEEL I CAN FLY.#DECEMBEr don land.man must mak it for oversee#
Forum GamesRe: What Xmas Gift Will You Give The Person Above You? by Jazzgreen(m): 2:37am On Dec 09, 2012
Im workin under DAME PATIENCE JONA. I'll get her an ENGLISH TEACHER for xmas
PoliticsRe: Abia To Demolish 1800 Structures In Aba by Jazzgreen(m): 8:46am On Dec 08, 2012
Imagine dis IDIO.T called T.A ORJI, he hasnt paid my parents in the LGA for 3months now,my parents pay my ABSU expensiv sch fees from money the realise from house rents.now he wants to demolish those houses,CURSE UPON HIS ENTIRE GENERATIONS.i jst pray dat ur plan wil neva work and it wil neva affect our own buildings.PAY WORKERS,REPAIR ROADS,b4 u open dat toilet u call mouth to talk about demolishin wat people laboured for wit thier sweat.

PoliticsRe: Six Boko-Haram Sub-commanders Killed & Ammunition Recovered by Jazzgreen(m): 7:56am On Dec 08, 2012
franchizy: Boko Haram are not Muslims cos Islam is a religion of peace. The Federal Govt have done nothing to know exactly where Boko Haram emanated from. The JTF are killing innocent muslims who have nothing to do wit Boko Haram. I'm sure dat Allah wil vindicate Islam one day and all the christians who spoke evil of Islam cos of Boko Haram will stand to regret. Insha Allah
can u jst stop spewing sh!.T for once? undecided... And pls, its PISS and nt PEACE.correct dat statement. CONFUSED SOUL.STIL BELIVING a clear terrorist religion to be peace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Injured In Champions League Match Against Benfica by Jazzgreen(m): 7:53am On Dec 06, 2012
I neva believed dis phrase until now;NO MESSI,NO BARCA, see as the match ended goal less cos,1. He didnt start the 1st half,so 1st half ended without goal. 2.he was out of pitch in 2nd half,so 2nd half was without goal.
Its somehow awful but at least it gives messi d respect as a ONE MAN SQUAD ,tank God MESSI pledged to end his career in BARCA,so no need to fear,barca wud always be at the top. Get well MESSI- from a life time barca fan.6yrs barca fan and stil countin til infinity.i wil wear barca jersey even in my old age.my children and grand children wil all be barca fans,dat my own pledge.i just pray messi keeps playin,so my children wil witness him .MY SYMPATHY ONCE MORE TO THE ALIEN SUPERSTAR,u cant be in dat injury table longer dan 12hours,i'll even c u at trainin ground tomorow

PoliticsRe: Explosion, Gunshots In Kano by Jazzgreen(m): 7:21am On Dec 06, 2012
mmmustapha: Go n ask azazi who r d BH? He will tell u dat Gej n his followers r, especially PDP
tell me more pls.dis ur AZAZI , is he a senior officer of boko haram or a top official? Since he knows all those dat are members huh.he shud be d number1 to be arrested
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by Jazzgreen(m): 2:57pm On Dec 04, 2012
Genesis4:
9.BABA GOD come ask dat bad guy cain say:were ur junior bros de? Den cain come turn look baba God for eye tell am korokoro say:leave me Joor,i no knw:i be my junior bros goal keeper? I be man u fan, he be barca,how i go come de keep ball for him.abi na u transfer me to dat side dis summer season?
10.den baba God come suprise how cain de question am.he come ask am:wetin u jst do? Ur bros blood de cry "IYAA MI ooo" for ground.and d tin don reach my ear.
11.2day, 2day, i don put curse for ur head,for dis land wey don open mouth de enjoy ur bros blood lik red wine from u.
12.if u put cassava for ground, e no go giv u plenti garri lik em de do b4:na Agbero,419 and BOKO HARAM u go be for dis land
13.den CAIN open mouth look baba God tell am:CHEEEE,baba God why na,d kind torturization wey u jst giv me don pass d tin we i do cry shocked
HealthRe: Pigs Could Grow Human Organs 'by 2013' by Jazzgreen(m): 11:50am On Dec 04, 2012
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Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by Jazzgreen(m): 11:45am On Dec 04, 2012
advocate666: The bible is such a joke.
ur p-man
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by Jazzgreen(m):
matthew5:27- una don hear say b4 b4,dem talk say mak u no do IKWOKRIKWO, or MINIMINI WANAWANA or OYIBO ENJOYMENT wit person wey no be ur wife or husband,
28. but i de tel u say if u take LEFT EYE de look person BUM BUM, u don already do "DAT TIN" wit her for em mind
....*to d students* Shey una knw wetin i mean by DAT TIN cool
PhonesRe: Danger Of Using Your CellPhone While Charging (PHOTOS) by Jazzgreen(m): 10:50am On Dec 04, 2012
CHEEEE. I do dis everyday. I Even opened dis thread wit my phone pluged. I dnt trust 9JA nepa so any chance i hav, i wil jst get my ba3 charged b4 de tak light. But ive been doin dis for years now. No single reaction .even wen de said dat cosmic rays wil destroy me and my phone at night. WHO SEND DEM? -/ I used my phone all tru d night durin those times. For dis one, im already addicted to it. ITS LIK TRYIN TO SEPARATE FISH FROM WATER. I jst wake up everyday and say BABA GOD,PROTECT ME 2DAY,ANYTHIN WEY HAPPEN TO ME,NA UR HANDWORK... Den i plug my phone and hav a nice day cool
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader Threatens The United States by Jazzgreen(m): 10:44am On Dec 04, 2012
TEL ME HOW DIS MATCH WIL GO? undecided

PoliticsRe: 'Jaji Bombs Were Made Inside The Barracks' (Enemy Within) by Jazzgreen(m): 10:14am On Dec 04, 2012
FOR THOSE SAYIN THIS IS NT FROM ISLAM. Abeg, who una won deceive undecided. The bomb blast was to wipe out the entire congregation .was is a congregation of MUSLIMS OR CHRISTIANS? Abeg who else wil desire to wipe out CHRISTIANS except from a muslimhuh? . I wonder wat we'v done to these terrorist muslims. GOD IS WATCHING. but the truth is that CHRISTIANITY can NEVA be wiped out from the surface of the earth. So all dr efforts wil stil be abortive. Cos, IF GOD IS WIT US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US ..(NOBODY!!!)
SportsRe: EKO2012: Anambra Stripped Of Gold Medal For Fielding Cameroonian Mercenary by Jazzgreen(m): 5:05pm On Dec 03, 2012
Why cant they use all those AKPU GUYS at ONITSHA main market,who fight every day dr undecided

IslamRe: Does Being Cool Make You A Better Muslim? by Jazzgreen(m): 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2012
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Foreign AffairsRe: Egyptian Court Sentences 7 Christians, US Pastor To Death Over Anti-Islam film by Jazzgreen(m):
WICKEDNESS, dis is freedom of speech,u hav d right to criticize.ok, wat about comedians who mak jest of some christian churches practises,hav anyone been sentenced to death? Im sure if it was islam, de wud hav dr heads leave dr shoulder d next day.ISLAM-A-BAD RELIGION angry

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