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Do u knw how much my parents spend on me daily? Jst go ask google to confirm it. BTW,How wil this affect the price of this in the market==>> ![]()
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For aba people, una suppose knw dis language....ndi obi akpọ emeela dis guy 30 for NL ![]() |
NUHU RIBADU for president. Adams Oshomole for vice. Den corruption wil end by force |
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In my family,wen my mum is pregnant,prior to delivery,she dreams of one dead relativ comin to the house and tellin her dat he/she(the relativ) is comin. So wen she givs birth,she says its dat person she saw dat reincarnated.jst lik in my case.she saw my grandpa comin,wen she gav birth to me,she said im d reincarnate of my grandpa. But it was in my senior sister's case dat really struck everybody, wen she was pregnant,she saw my gr8 grand mother comin.actually,my gr8 grand mother suffered one disease which she died wit. Now,wen my sister was born,she also had dat same diseas,my grand mother confirmed it cos it was her mother.but tank God it was treated by some men of God. Also,in my junior sister's case,my mum dreamt of my martanal grand mum comin.now,accordin to my mum,one of my aunts hated dat my grandmum.now wen my little sister was born,wen eva dat particular aunt tries to carry her,she starts crying uncontrollably,bt once some1 else takes d baby from dat aunt,d baby stops cryin immediately.this continued till a man of God prayed for reconcilation btw dem.eva since den.she no longer cries wen d aunt carries her. So dats how we belived in reincarnation. But now,some jehova witnesses are tellin me its impossible to reincarnate. I was very confused d day they told of dat. I asked them wat about the case of Elijah being john the baptist. I still need a clear explanation on dat question i asked them. They didnt really answer it clear.if another witness is here pls educate of more. And also an explanation of my sisters case wit the dream of my mother Cos i still beliv in reincarnation seein wat happened in our family |
playin basket ball wit little children?hmmmmm,i doubt. Are they his classmates or sch mates or what? Unto which grounds and level? Who bring dem enter white house or obama go street to get players? Or beta, join dem to play in d street ![]() |
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Na only me de here? |
Dnt be suprised to get dis in d process. hunter being hunted . U might end up beggin d chicken for mercy ![]()
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And as if they forgot worst governor of the year:T.A ORJI |
Since ur all applaudin and jubilatin cos of dis. Ok oya choose one. 1.being sacrificed to OKIJA SHRINE so dat ur body wud be found after 500yrs and be celebrated on NL 2.livin ur life and dying wen God wants,be buried and forgotten after 5yrs "i dnt c dis as any tin worth sayin;wonderful,wow, interestin,etc in dis tin.u shud be cryin" ![]() |
Sorry. I mean im sorry if YOU Work in either of them |
mak una see oo,mtn don come again. For my area now,d new strategy to collect our airtime is= u'll call,d person wil pick d call but u wont hear wat he or she is sayin. U wont even knw d person hav picked it until u look at ur phone and c 6:00mins. Den u knw ur money is finished. MTN DON GIVE OUR PHONE ARTIFICIAL EAR PIECE PROBLEM.
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MESSI DESERVES THIS.
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nobody voted for dis idiøt,yet he entered as governor.among every atrocity he has committed.im stil gnashin my teeth at him cos of d sch fees increment in ABSU.im now havin to look for admission in another state.dat man is an idiöt,sorry i mean an IDIOTS,meanin bunch of idiots compiled into one body,in capital letters.NO ROAD,OWING MY PARENTS FOR 4MONTHS NOW.to say it d way it is in my mind.DAT MAN KWESIRI KA EGBUO YA EGBUO
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The took ur shoes yet u enta ur boss house.abi u do ABRACADABRA shoe appear. Anyway,EXCELLENT story.i beliv u wen u said u be EDDIE TYSN.u for try more gara gara for those guys wey de high.u for no even remember funke's name again.keep it comin.ur good |
I FEEL I CAN FLY.#DECEMBEr don land.man must mak it for oversee# |
Im workin under DAME PATIENCE JONA. I'll get her an ENGLISH TEACHER for xmas |
Imagine dis IDIO.T called T.A ORJI, he hasnt paid my parents in the LGA for 3months now,my parents pay my ABSU expensiv sch fees from money the realise from house rents.now he wants to demolish those houses,CURSE UPON HIS ENTIRE GENERATIONS.i jst pray dat ur plan wil neva work and it wil neva affect our own buildings.PAY WORKERS,REPAIR ROADS,b4 u open dat toilet u call mouth to talk about demolishin wat people laboured for wit thier sweat.
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franchizy: Boko Haram are not Muslims cos Islam is a religion of peace. The Federal Govt have done nothing to know exactly where Boko Haram emanated from. The JTF are killing innocent muslims who have nothing to do wit Boko Haram. I'm sure dat Allah wil vindicate Islam one day and all the christians who spoke evil of Islam cos of Boko Haram will stand to regret. Insha Allahcan u jst stop spewing sh!.T for once? ... And pls, its PISS and nt PEACE.correct dat statement. CONFUSED SOUL.STIL BELIVING a clear terrorist religion to be peace |
I neva believed dis phrase until now;NO MESSI,NO BARCA, see as the match ended goal less cos,1. He didnt start the 1st half,so 1st half ended without goal. 2.he was out of pitch in 2nd half,so 2nd half was without goal. Its somehow awful but at least it gives messi d respect as a ONE MAN SQUAD ,tank God MESSI pledged to end his career in BARCA,so no need to fear,barca wud always be at the top. Get well MESSI- from a life time barca fan.6yrs barca fan and stil countin til infinity.i wil wear barca jersey even in my old age.my children and grand children wil all be barca fans,dat my own pledge.i just pray messi keeps playin,so my children wil witness him .MY SYMPATHY ONCE MORE TO THE ALIEN SUPERSTAR,u cant be in dat injury table longer dan 12hours,i'll even c u at trainin ground tomorow
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mmmustapha: Go n ask azazi who r d BH? He will tell u dat Gej n his followers r, especially PDPtell me more pls.dis ur AZAZI , is he a senior officer of boko haram or a top official? Since he knows all those dat are members .he shud be d number1 to be arrested |
Genesis4: 9.BABA GOD come ask dat bad guy cain say:were ur junior bros de? Den cain come turn look baba God for eye tell am korokoro say:leave me Joor,i no knw:i be my junior bros goal keeper? I be man u fan, he be barca,how i go come de keep ball for him.abi na u transfer me to dat side dis summer season? 10.den baba God come suprise how cain de question am.he come ask am:wetin u jst do? Ur bros blood de cry "IYAA MI ooo" for ground.and d tin don reach my ear. 11.2day, 2day, i don put curse for ur head,for dis land wey don open mouth de enjoy ur bros blood lik red wine from u. 12.if u put cassava for ground, e no go giv u plenti garri lik em de do b4:na Agbero,419 and BOKO HARAM u go be for dis land 13.den CAIN open mouth look baba God tell am:CHEEEE,baba God why na,d kind torturization wey u jst giv me don pass d tin we i do |
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advocate666: The bible is such a joke.ur p-man |
matthew5:27- una don hear say b4 b4,dem talk say mak u no do IKWOKRIKWO, or MINIMINI WANAWANA or OYIBO ENJOYMENT wit person wey no be ur wife or husband, 28. but i de tel u say if u take LEFT EYE de look person BUM BUM, u don already do "DAT TIN" wit her for em mind ....*to d students* Shey una knw wetin i mean by DAT TIN ![]() |
CHEEEE. I do dis everyday. I Even opened dis thread wit my phone pluged. I dnt trust 9JA nepa so any chance i hav, i wil jst get my ba3 charged b4 de tak light. But ive been doin dis for years now. No single reaction .even wen de said dat cosmic rays wil destroy me and my phone at night. WHO SEND DEM? -/ I used my phone all tru d night durin those times. For dis one, im already addicted to it. ITS LIK TRYIN TO SEPARATE FISH FROM WATER. I jst wake up everyday and say BABA GOD,PROTECT ME 2DAY,ANYTHIN WEY HAPPEN TO ME,NA UR HANDWORK... Den i plug my phone and hav a nice day ![]() |
TEL ME HOW DIS MATCH WIL GO? ![]()
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FOR THOSE SAYIN THIS IS NT FROM ISLAM. Abeg, who una won deceive . The bomb blast was to wipe out the entire congregation .was is a congregation of MUSLIMS OR CHRISTIANS? Abeg who else wil desire to wipe out CHRISTIANS except from a muslim ? . I wonder wat we'v done to these terrorist muslims. GOD IS WATCHING. but the truth is that CHRISTIANITY can NEVA be wiped out from the surface of the earth. So all dr efforts wil stil be abortive. Cos, IF GOD IS WIT US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US ..(NOBODY!!!) |
Why cant they use all those AKPU GUYS at ONITSHA main market,who fight every day dr ![]()
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WICKEDNESS, dis is freedom of speech,u hav d right to criticize.ok, wat about comedians who mak jest of some christian churches practises,hav anyone been sentenced to death? Im sure if it was islam, de wud hav dr heads leave dr shoulder d next day.ISLAM-A-BAD RELIGION ![]() |





