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Jokes Etc / Re: Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Jazzgreen(m): 5:40am On Nov 30, 2013 |
I have a dream that one day, this my post will make FP, if one guy's post as about dstv created Feb 2010 made FP Nov 2013 then dr is hope .one day my chicken will surely cross the road ! |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Islam The Most Discriminated Religion In The World? by Jazzgreen(m): 5:14am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Genesis 16:11-12(NIV) 11. The angel of the LORD also said to her: “You are now pregnant and you will give birth to a son. You shall name him ISHMAEL for the LORD has heard of your misery. 12. He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone’s hand against him, "AND HE WILL LIVE IN HOSTILITY TOWARDS ALL HIS BROTHERS.” . in other news , the hate is to fulfil the Scripture, everyone must hate Islam and Islam must hate everyone, thus saith the Lord! I used to blame Islam b4 for "dr" hostility until I read that part of the bible , also I used to wonder why Islam hates Christians and why Christians hates Muslims. then I remembered God saying in Mark 13:31 - heaven and earth shall pass away but my word shall never pass away 3 Likes |
Health / Re: 10 Things That Can Actually Increase Your Lifespan by Jazzgreen(m): 2:19am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Super1759: 2. Long-term smokers live, on average, 14 years less than non-smokers.(source) no. u didn't totally quote the right one, number 7 is very silly and stupid, regular..., omg FREQUENT S*X, fvck 'em that compiled this shitt . go get HIV let's see how you gonna live long |
Education / Re: IGP Orders Adequate Security In Varsity Campuses Nationwide by Jazzgreen(m): 1:01am On Nov 29, 2013 |
mmi-mahbub: hahahaha, we talking ASUU here u talking goat chase, but seriously, that got me cracking .@topic, they're playing table tennis with our future, God is watching dr own children in HD, both parties and especially ASUU political party 1 Like
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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by Jazzgreen(m): 2:12pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
pleas don't tell me nobody has heard about ADA ADA by flavor most "stupidious" onye ga agba EGWU, that music has no lyrics, just chorus of onye ga agba egwu, egwu!! all by flavor
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Jokes Etc / Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Jazzgreen(m): 8:41pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
“Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed e-Chicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of e-Chicken. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GOODLUCK EBELE J: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty. PATIENCE J u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side? HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings brou-haha. COMMANDANT OBAFEIYE SHEM: The reason my chicken crossed your road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why my chicken crossed your road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... U can also visit ww.mychickencrossurroad. thats all!..... 2 Likes |
Entertainment / Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by Jazzgreen(m): 2:05pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
Honadeadek: nigga wake up
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Entertainment / Re: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by Jazzgreen(m): 1:40pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
the blasphemy of Christianity. dressing like Jesus =mocking Jesus. . #runs out to avoid stones # 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 7:18pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
#me@: Lolz, I'm just 18, that picture was taken when I was 15, but wait a minute, do you think I'm an adult damn, if I get to 20yrs, I won't have time for people like u. u called me an UNDERAGE but ur crushing on a 17yr old alampasu. SHAAAAAAAMMMEEEEE 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
#me@: get a life. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
mod, done with the hiding of post?? |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 10:35am On Nov 09, 2013 |
#me@: and on the aspect of JOBLESSNESS, ur in "ur office" and still have time to reply every single comment, now tell me. WHO IS MORE JOBLESS HERE 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2013 |
#me@: like seriously. a working class; probably above 25 having a crush on this little dude. no need commenting more, I give up SAY NO TO CHILD ABUSE 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 10:22am On Nov 09, 2013 |
alampasu's mood right now 1 Like
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Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 10:12am On Nov 09, 2013 |
see y'all latter. op, post another shiit after crying out the first round. I'd be back for you later |
Phones / Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Jazzgreen(m): 10:09am On Nov 09, 2013 |
nani.666: thanks then can you tell me about charging with generator and its effects |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 10:04am On Nov 09, 2013 |
when I wrong, I apologize. that's me. I knew right from when I was typing that thing that it was wrong. I mean the medica thing. sorry for that, just wanted to get op out of her WORK HARD thinny. anyway, I've apologised to the good nigaz in the building. |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:55am On Nov 09, 2013 |
op's mood right now 1 Like
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Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2013 |
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Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2013 |
tintingz: LOL funny comments but why are you guys over raged nao... the girl is in love(maybe for money) so make una leave her nao ahaan. would have left this stinking thread like I do to any other useless thread that makes FP. just that the foal got on my nerves with her bashing and insults |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:41am On Nov 09, 2013 |
sagaciousblog: I be dey support u but u don spoil d whole tin by typing this...who cares if u are a medical student in which u will spend 8yrs+2yrs extra strike? learn humility cos the person u r typing to might be your lecturer...THIS IS NAIRALAND where there are people from all walks of life...don't get mad at me o,its just a friendly advice to be humble besides u r jst in 100lvl..go to the medic thread and see peeps better and ahead of u who don't blow their own trumpets...humility is the key.. I grab you. on a normal day, I dare not say this. even my cousins don't know what I'm going to study. was just forced to let the mad cow know ain't as lazy as she is, my emphasy wasn't on the course but to remind her how hard I work more than her, cos being admitted to medsurg is gotten by sleeping and digging golds. (cos she called me lazy) |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:35am On Nov 09, 2013 |
#me@: yes success, not [b]girls . .so keep off the nigga, let him enjoy his sweat. cos the last time i checked, u ain't success. |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 9:07am On Nov 09, 2013 |
one thing is for sure. if I'm banned. this useless gold digger would be banned too. she'v beefed almost everybody here. and has derailed the thread more than anybody |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 2:19am On Nov 09, 2013 |
somebody help me create this thread. it'll make FP. he's in love with super falcon's goal keeper but dating Alampasu's grand mother- need advice 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: I have Gotta Crush On Alampasu, The U-17 Nigerian Goalkeeper by Jazzgreen(m): 2:16am On Nov 09, 2013 |
5points: shaaaaaaraaap. #no homo 3 Likes |
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