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I have a dream that one day, this my post will make FP, if one guy's post as about dstv created Feb 2010 made FP Nov 2013 then dr is hope .one day my chicken will surely cross the road !

Genesis 16:11-12(NIV)

11. The angel of the LORD also
said to her:
“You are now pregnant
and you will give birth to a
son.
You shall name him ISHMAEL
for the LORD has heard of
your misery.
12. He will be a wild donkey of
a man;
his hand will be against
everyone
and everyone’s hand against
him,

"AND HE WILL LIVE IN HOSTILITY TOWARDS ALL HIS BROTHERS.”


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in other news , the hate is to fulfil the Scripture, everyone must hate Islam and Islam must hate everyone, thus saith the Lord!
I used to blame Islam b4 for "dr" hostility until I read that part of the bible , also I used to wonder why Islam hates Christians and why Christians hates Muslims. then I remembered God saying in Mark 13:31 - heaven and earth shall pass away but my word shall never pass away

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I still don't understand these...
By the way, all these are rubbish...
John 10vs10b....I have come that you have life and life in abundance.


Anything out of this is RUBBISH!
Lies from pity of hell,from devil himself to spoil people's mind into immorality

no. u didn't totally quote the right one, number 7 is very silly and stupid, regular..., omg FREQUENT S*X, fvck 'em that compiled this shitt . go get HIV let's see how you gonna live long

mmi-mahbub:
Goat pursue you before? Abeg gist us nah.

hahahaha, we talking ASUU here u talking goat chase, but seriously, that got me cracking


.@topic, they're playing table tennis with our future, God is watching dr own children in HD, both parties and especially ASUU political party

pleas don't tell me nobody has heard about

ADA ADA by flavor

most "stupidious" onye ga agba EGWU, that music has no lyrics, just chorus of onye ga agba egwu, egwu!!

all by flavor

“Why Did The Chicken Cross
The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed e-Chicken2012 which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your
checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part
of e-Chicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into
question.

GOODLUCK EBELE J:
I guess it's a manifestation of our
transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile,
we'll set up a committee to look into that and
probably grant the chicken
amnesty.

PATIENCE J
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil
behaviourance like that,the only things i can
said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When
there is no light in her house. No fuel in her
car!No food in her stomach! No job to do!
Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools
are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other
side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a
perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The
rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk
for advancing across the Broadway to the
obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric
allegory in my homosapious
mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric
proposition may be that it is going to cast its
vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence
justifying it subconscious mind that she has
done her civil biddings brou-haha.

COMMANDANT OBAFEIYE SHEM:
The reason my chicken crossed your road is
only going to remain known by one person, I
cannot categorically tell you the reason why my
chicken crossed your road now and only
my oga at the top knows...ehmm... U can also
visit ww.mychickencrossurroad. thats all!.....

Honadeadek: When did Jesus Christ dressed like a Roman Soldier/Emperor?
Why do you always like to associate everything with religion when it is clear that they are not the same thing?
Brov, Olamide dressed like a Roman Emperor not like the Saviour but moreover if he dressed like Jesus, Does that mock the trueness of Christ or does that diminish His Supremacy.
Grow up boi...

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#Baddest Guy Ever Liveth all the way

nigga wake up

the blasphemy of Christianity. dressing like Jesus =mocking Jesus. .

#runs out to avoid stones #

#me@:
#pukes!
#warrisdis!!
dis guy no get shame sha?
Let me reserve my comment abt u bfre u commit suicide.
Hmm!
Hahhaha, see oversize suit, if i knw say u be unda age, i no go follow u brawl!
Im dne wt u.
Go and sin no more, MR Fugly!

Lolz, I'm just 18, that picture was taken when I was 15, but wait a minute, do you think I'm an adult damn, if I get to 20yrs, I won't have time for people like u.

u called me an UNDERAGE but ur crushing on a 17yr old alampasu. SHAAAAAAAMMMEEEEE

#me@:
dude, i just check ur pix.
Like d Bleep!
Ur so ugly, no wonder.
Id sue my parents if i were you

get a life.

mod, done with the hiding of post??

#me@:
o su mi o.
Like they contributed a dime.
I just hate low-lifers.
Low self esteem.
Im in my office working, one low lifer is nairalanding in bitterness.
God punish poverty and joblessness.

and on the aspect of JOBLESSNESS, ur in "ur office" and still have time to reply every single comment, now tell me. WHO IS MORE JOBLESS HERE

#me@:
o su mi o.
Like they contributed a dime.
I just hate low-lifers.
Low self esteem.
Im in my office working, one low lifer is nairalanding in bitterness.
God punish poverty and joblessness.

like seriously. a working class; probably above 25 having a crush on this little dude.
no need commenting more, I give up

SAY NO TO CHILD ABUSE

alampasu's mood right now

see y'all latter. op, post another shiit after crying out the first round. I'd be back for you later

nani.666:
it only charges slower if you charge and operate at the same time... that's all....but for best charging results...turn off the device while charging

thanks

then can you tell me about charging with generator and its effects

when I wrong, I apologize. that's me. I knew right from when I was typing that thing that it was wrong. I mean the medica thing. sorry for that, just wanted to get op out of her WORK HARD thinny. anyway, I've apologised to the good nigaz in the building.

op's mood right now

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tintingz: LOL funny comments but why are you guys over raged nao... the girl is in love(maybe for money) so make una leave her nao ahaan.

would have left this stinking thread like I do to any other useless thread that makes FP. just that the foal got on my nerves with her bashing and insults

sagaciousblog: I be dey support u but u don spoil d whole tin by typing this...who cares if u are a medical student in which u will spend 8yrs+2yrs extra strike? learn humility cos the person u r typing to might be your lecturer...THIS IS NAIRALAND where there are people from all walks of life...don't get mad at me o,its just a friendly advice to be humble besides u r jst in 100lvl..go to the medic thread and see peeps better and ahead of u who don't blow their own trumpets...humility is the key..
shalom!

I grab you. on a normal day, I dare not say this. even my cousins don't know what I'm going to study. was just forced to let the mad cow know ain't as lazy as she is, my emphasy wasn't on the course but to remind her how hard I work more than her, cos being admitted to medsurg is gotten by sleeping and digging golds. (cos she called me lazy)

#me@:
eya.
Thats a lesson for all the haters!
Work hard and success[\b] will follow you.
Hate hard and poverty with punish you.

yes success, not [b]girls . .so keep off the nigga, let him enjoy his sweat.

cos the last time i checked, u ain't success.

one thing is for sure. if I'm banned. this useless gold digger would be banned too. she'v beefed almost everybody here. and has derailed the thread more than anybody

somebody help me create this thread. it'll make FP.

he's in love with super falcon's goal keeper but dating Alampasu's grand mother- need advice

5points: u started well but ended badly.
Dont be jealous/bitter ok?

shaaaaaaraaap. #no homo