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Family / Re: Father Promises Daughter $200 To Quit Facebook For 5 Month. by Jazzgreen(m): 12:15am On Feb 09, 2013 |
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Politics / Re: How APC Will Succeed - Governor Oshiomhole by Jazzgreen(m): 11:53pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard abeg dnt ban me pls. My apology, i knw its off topic. Just that nobody clicks like when i post it in joke section. Pardon me. Pardones moi monsieur. Adim terribly sorry, Ina aghota? Eehe, over to the topic-let me go and read it 29 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:49pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard new bb is out. Akpos: all bb's always hang. Gf: dis one doesn't hang. Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its over btwn us.. 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out, the woman got pissed & told her husband.. The husband told her to invite the boy so dat he can beat the hell out of him. The woman did what her husband requested as he was hidding under the bed... When the boy got there, he took off his t- shirt and his body was full of scars..this made the woman to asked,"why have U so many scars?" The boy replied,"I my job is to lay married women & usually I get caught so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list...The boy continued, as the woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed, a small voice came up,"If U tell him am here, U ll see!!.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Comparing Goodluck's Achievements With That Of His Predecessors by Jazzgreen(m): 11:33pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Its been clear how almost everybody hates the goodluck jonathan's administration. We'v heard peopl call him all sort of names ranging from rétardeen to clueless and all other tinz. Without stretching much, i put it to you all, that you just hate this man for nothing more than ethnictism, religionism and other bias reasons. Please be sincere,i mean all haters of THE GOODLUCK regime, point out the clear achievements of of YARADUA who spent approximately the same time goodluck has spent in office so far and you all are blaming him for not magically and miraculousy transforming NIGERIA into the "UNITED STATES" . Point out the visible achievements of his predecessor YAR'ADUA, or even OBJ dat spent 8 good years in office then compare it to the few years goodluck hav spent in office. Below is some of the achievements of goodluck which i was impressed with. https://www.nairaland.com/1183538/jonathan-working-haters-talking-new#14130640 bring yar'adua's achievements,lets compare. Thanks! |
Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Playing Keyboard On Emmanuel Tv by Jazzgreen(m): 10:43pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
touchmeder:mumu yawa,why do u take goat and car to ur pastor? Is it not to tank him for wat God used him to do for you? Why not tak a flight to heaven and giv it to God himself. Grow up,ur retarding your brain wit ur antagony and hate for dis man. Anyway sha,EMMANUEL-peopl of God shout GOD WIT US. Those that are wit us are gr8er dan those against us |
Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Playing Keyboard On Emmanuel Tv by Jazzgreen(m): 10:40pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Evergreen4: So wetin u want make we abi u no hear say condom na 40 naira for my area nowregular customer, you no de even shame.tufiakwa udiri mmadu gi |
Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Playing Keyboard On Emmanuel Tv by Jazzgreen(m): 10:37pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
better is not good enough,the best is yet to come-nations cup is not good enough,world cup is yet to come. You belive click like 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs. Burkina Faso -- Your Predictions. by Jazzgreen(m): 10:23pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
nigeria3-0 abokinafaso. Bet it wit 100binu credits. Im ready.dnt take my prediction too simple. tb joshua declared winnin,adeboye,and my brothers teacher who also predicted dat ghana wud loose to bukina on penalties;and it happened exactly, he was d one who told me nigeria wud win wit 3-0. So im nt afraid. Bet it if you are nt afraid. #But did i jst say binu credits?# |
Politics / Re: Fulani Funmakers Escape Lynching In Enugu After Their Monkey Swallows N200,000 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:33am On Feb 07, 2013 |
Was dat a Monkey or a transformed fulani man? |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:58am On Feb 05, 2013 |
AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk. FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life? AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:57am On Feb 05, 2013 |
AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't findyou till Feb 15th. 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Tears Of The Gods-by Jazzgreen by Jazzgreen(m): 3:29am On Feb 05, 2013 |
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Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Jazzgreen(m): 1:36am On Feb 05, 2013 |
new here. Watchin to c how tinz are done |
Politics / Re: Northern Senators Meet Over Igbo Domination In Army by Jazzgreen(m): 11:53pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
As if i knew. I jst told my mum last week dat i want to join military.jst dat i want to do medicin too dats my little problem.wait till i sort everythin out. Im joinin dat military straight,dat wud increase d population of IGBO soldiers.and u knw na, im nt goin to be a weak soldier. All those BÎGOTS sayin sh*¤ts dr in d north go hear am. Nonsencé. Suspicious Everytime,panickin over every little coincidenc. MUCH NOISE ABOUT NOTHIN.mtcheeeeewwww. Average northern mentality sha |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 10 Famous Ghost Pictures And Their Story by Jazzgreen(m): 4:34pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
black_beau: If I snap picture and I notice a ghost beside or behind me in the picture,I will simply develop two copies and ask the ghost to pay for his /her copytime is money my sister.i guess u might be my fellow igbo , anyi ejighi ego egwu egwu abeg.let d ghost pay for his/her copy jare .abi i invit am to join my pix? |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 10 Famous Ghost Pictures And Their Story by Jazzgreen(m): 4:24pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
sshhhh.... ghost rider in d buildin |
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Almost Arrested In Dubai For Hugging A Guy by Jazzgreen(m): 3:50pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
akuko uwa- network news . Mtcheeeewwww. Niki dis niki dat. why she no go Hug transformer?. Na mopol u c to hug.
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Religion / Re: Iran Sentences Pastor To Eight Years In Prison For Evangelism by Jazzgreen(m): 9:15am On Jan 30, 2013 |
11. “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12. Rejoice and be glad, because great isyour reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.-mat5:11,12... Pastor rejoice,they'v just given u a direct entery to heaven. I still pray for ur release cos the torture of those muslims are synonymous to the torture of the anti-christ..wait a minute,ISLAM is the ANTI-CHRIST anyway. |
Crime / Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Jazzgreen(m): 11:26am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Where the dead body. And how did they knw they died in d act. Was anybody in d car wit them. Did they put a video camera on? Mtcheeeeewww. I tink u'll need beta tricks to fool me.cos im a typical nigerian teenager. U Cant fool me wit sweet stories. NEXT
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Crime / Masquarade arrested for murder in Abeokuta by Jazzgreen(m): 2:42am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Hell was let loose Monday in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital after a masquerade allegedly shot dead an Islamic cleric identified as Lateef Sabiu during Egungun festival. This simultaneously led to a reprisal attack as youths allegedly razed down a building belonging to traditional worshippers in protest against the murder of one of their members. Vanguard gathered that the 22-year Islamic Cleric was allegedly shot dead Sunday evening while he was on a motorcycle popularly called Okada during a ‘stop and search’ in Ijaye. It was gathered that the masquerade popularly called “lehin Aponle” was allegedly armed with guns and other dangerous weapons. Confirming the incident Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Muyiwa Adejobi, told newsmen in Abeokuta that the Command had arrested three persons along with the masquerade over the murder of the late Cleric. Adejobi noted that the Command had suspended further activities of the year 2013 edition of masquerade festival in the state. According to Adejobi, “those we arrested in connection with the murder are one Ajayi Olabintan (40), Shittu Adeyemi, Wahed Babalola and the masquerade.” Also speaking over the matter, one of the community leaders, the Balogun of Ijaye and Aare of Egba land, Chief Ganiyu Babayeju-Alemo, said the crisis has forced the Egba Traditional Council to suspend other activities for the 2013 Egungun festival in Abeokuta. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/pandemonium-in-abeokuta-as-masquerade-kills-one/ |
Religion / Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by Jazzgreen(m): 5:24pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Nasri100: Azonton dance is the movement...so when you step step move it to the right left right **singing**dont let FUSE catch u in dis act of AZONTO BLASPHEMY... U jst murdered d music completely. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Policemen Dancing On Duty (pix) by Jazzgreen(m): 12:10pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
ALL THESE ACROBATIC DISPLaY JST FOR A PLATE OF RICE AND PURE WATER. Wat hunger can cause. IHE AGURU NA-EBUTE |
Politics / South Africa: Court Stops Helicopter Delivery To Zimbabwe by Jazzgreen(m): 4:49am On Jan 28, 2013 |
27 January 2013 , The High Court in Pretoria has granted an order to freeze the delivery of South African helicopters to the Zimbabwean military, Afrikaner lobby group AfriForum said on Friday. "An urgent interim court order was awarded to AfriForum late this afternoon by the North Gauteng High Court to prevent delivery of Alouette III Air Force helicopters by the SA National Defence Force to the Zimbabwean army. "The interim order shall stand pending the finalisation of the main application by February 19 2013," said AfriForum's legal representative Willie Spies. AfriForum made the urgent application to the court on Friday after the news about the donation to the Zimbabwean government broke. Last week, AfriForum's legal team presented letters on the matter to the Minister of Defence, Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula, as well as the Minister of Justice, Jeff Radebe, who is also chairman of the National Conventional Arms Control Committee. The letters were written after rumours surfaced that the SANDF had decided to donate its entire fleet of used Alouette helicopters to Zimbabwe. "The ministers were given seven days to react to the letters, but no reaction had been received by close of business yesterday." Spies said while the two ministers declined to reactto the letters delivered to them, their spokesmen confirmed to Mail & Guardian that arrangements for the delivery of the helicopters had been finalised and that the delivery would take place shortly. "We have also informed the acting French Ambassador to South Africa in writing of the potential risk for his country, in that France may be contravening the arms embargo against Zimbabwe, as imposed by the European Union, as the South African government will now be donating imported French helicopter parts to Zimbabwe," Spies said. He said according to the National Conventional Arms Control Act of 2002, the National Conventional Arms Control Committee must consider certain principles before the sale or delivery of military equipment to another country can be authorised. "These principles include,inter alia, the human rights record of the particular country." The National Director of Public Prosecutions was recently ordered by the Pretoria High Court to investigate certain offences against humanity committed by Zimbabwean military officers, he said. Spies said indications were that the Zimbabwean army was enhancing its visibility and mobility in anticipation of the national elections scheduled to take place later this year. http://m.allafrica.com/stories/201301270091.html/?maneref=http%3A%2F%2Fallafrica.com%2F |
Foreign Affairs / 16 Die During Clashes In Egypt Over Death Sentence by Jazzgreen(m): 4:38am On Jan 28, 2013 |
27 January 2013 Sixteen people on Saturday were killed and 176 others were injured in ongoing Port Said clashes following a court verdict that sentenced 21defendants to death. The defendants were convicted for their involvement in killing 74 people during riots that broke out after a football match in Port Said last February. Port Said's health affairs directory urges citizens to donate blood and medical supplies, the Middle East News Agency (MENA) reported head of the directory Helmi al-Efnias saying. The news agency reported that Gunshots were heard near al-Arab and al-Sharq police stations. Port Said General Hospital declared a state of emergency due to the growing numbers of people injured in clashes between protesters and security forces. Thousands of angry protesters earlier attempted to break into Port SAID Prison to release the convicted defendants but security forces were able to thwart the attempt.witnesses said "Security forces hurled teargas canisters at the masses in an attempt to disperse them". Following the unrest, Second Field Army troops have been deployed in Port Said city to help restore security and stability in the Canal city, Commander Ahmed Wasfi said Saturday 26/01/2013- "The troops will also act to secure public property and facilities." "The move is undertaken on the backdrop of acts of riot that are now rife in the city after a court ruling that was issued earlier in the day sentencing to death 21 of Ultras Masrawi, who were involved in the Port Said Stadium massacre case. "http://m.allafrica.com/stories/201301270021.html/ http://m.allafrica.com/stories/201301270022.html/?maneref=http%3A%2F%2Fallafrica.com%2F |
Jokes Etc / Some Occupations God Is Watching.add Urs by Jazzgreen(m): 2:31pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
it amazes me wen some people pray each day and expect God to answer it.below are some of d people whom i dnt knw wat God has to say about thier prayers.pls add others and let the fun continue.. 1. U'r a MORTUARY ATTENDANT,every mornin u pray "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS", shey u de pray mak more peopl die abi? GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 2. U'r an OGA POLICE, every mornin u pray, "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS" .shey u want more people to commit crime abi.no wonder 9ja is nt gettin beta.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 3. U'r a MOTOR MECHANIC,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS". shey mak people's car spoil every minute abi.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 4. U'r a DOCTOR,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE PATIENTS".shey mak more peopl fall sick abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 5. U'r a male GYNOCOLOGIST,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS".shey mak u de c other women's püssy abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 6. Oga driver,every mornin u keep prayin; "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS".shey u no want other peopl to get dr own car,even those dat hav,u want dem to loose dr car so they can enter ur bus/taxi abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. 7. Oga ENGINEER, dis ur prayer sayin,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE WORK".i dnt knw if ur plannin for niger bridge or mainland bridge to collapse so u can be called for reconstruction. anyway,GOD IS WATCHIN U TOO. 8. U'r a lawyer, every morning u pray, "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CLIENTS".shey mak trouble makers multiply abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU. Add more,dnt spoil the fun abeg.... 1 Like |
Family / Re: Names That Make One Looks Older Than His Age by Jazzgreen(m): 11:22am On Jan 26, 2013 |
abubakar,dorcas,akpos,apam,aliyu,oluseun,osewa |
Politics / Re: What Is The Power Situation In Your Area? by Jazzgreen(m): 11:05am On Jan 26, 2013 |
franchizy: In Aba Abia state, we ve 24hrs Electricity. Our God sent Gov T. A. Orji promised us light and he delivered. It is 4 dis reasons dat we Abians wil ever remain indebted to Gov. Orji who inspite of d huge debt he incured from d past administration, was still able to deliver in terms of Electricity and infrastructure. He is the only Gov who has painstakingly rehabilitated all major roads in Aba dat has brought joy in the heart of the people of Aba. On behalf of Abians and the our good party PDP, I say thank you sir.are u sure ur livin in abia or AIBA?. Precisely ABA,cos drs no light even as im talkin to you right now 9 Likes |
Phones / Re: The Five Most Important Apps On Your Phone by Jazzgreen(m): 10:46am On Jan 26, 2013 |
BIBLE,dictionary,UC browser,2go,binu,advanced english test |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for hiswife. WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people? 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: We Were Robbed - Enyeama Fumes by Jazzgreen(m): 1:17am On Jan 26, 2013 |
MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen. ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept. MUSA: Don't worry I already signed all the leaflet, no space for them to sign again. |
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