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Religion / Re: Rep Your Church by Jazzgreen(m): 10:26am On Jul 20, 2014
i rep the CHURCH OF CHRIST (c.o.c)
Sports / Re: Breaking News, West Bromwich Albiom Signs Brown Ideye With A Record Breaking Fee by Jazzgreen(m): 5:27am On Jul 20, 2014
makkitush: hahaha.wicked boy.
Im 100%serious. The NATION sportinglife
Sports / Re: Breaking News, West Bromwich Albiom Signs Brown Ideye With A Record Breaking Fee by Jazzgreen(m): 11:50am On Jul 19, 2014
Im wit the news paper. It is €2.7m.
Source:the nations sportinglife
Foreign Affairs / Re: Giant Nigerian Snails Seized And Destroyed At Los Angeles Airport. by Jazzgreen(m): 5:09pm On Jul 17, 2014
Still waiting to hear mikel's comment on this inhumanity to his children. (fada of all snails)

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Sports / Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by Jazzgreen(m): 10:28pm On Jul 13, 2014
Goal. I reserve no sympathy 4 argentina. They had more dan enough opportunities to bury dis game since. #team_messi
Religion / Re: Numbers 18 Faults Oyedepo’s Teaching On Tithes by Jazzgreen(m): 10:28am On Jul 13, 2014
thank God my church doesnt pay tithe,thats an old judaic law, christianity i know only said "give as you will" . dont mind those pastors milkin members by usin the old law . later they'll still be the ones shoutin "we'r not under the law but grace #thieves.
God bless the CHURCH OF CHRIST. [C.O.C]

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Sports / Re: Cortana Predicts Argentina To Beat Netherlands. by Jazzgreen(m): 1:51am On Jul 10, 2014
Cortana,wit all due respect, pls,plss,and plsss again, tell me argentina wud win germany

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Jazzgreen(m): 11:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
Why concede that goal? I feel realy pained rit nw
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:51pm On Jul 08, 2014
Guykhena: [size=20pt]Food For Thought: What will the Brazillian coach tell his players During this half time break.[/size].

"take heart boys,some days are lik that"
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by Jazzgreen(m): 9:48pm On Jul 08, 2014
End time match!!!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France: Sat Guru Maharaji Predicts Victory For Super Eagles by Jazzgreen(m): 4:07pm On Jun 30, 2014
Me saw it live in my dream,i saw musa jubilating,i tot he scored but it was actually mikel that scored
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Vs Mikel & Onazi by Jazzgreen(m): 1:39am On Jun 28, 2014
bennyraz: What role will uchebo play? angry
Hehehehehe, tel that flavour n'abania to go home, futbal is nt 4 him

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Religion / Re: The 2013 Testimonies Thread ! God Is Good. by Jazzgreen(m): 1:50am On Jan 01, 2014
my own miracle was getting admission into ABSU on merit to study medicine and surgery. Thanks to the Almighty who said that writing JAMB twice wasn't my portion. thank you Lord, I know I owe you but I'll fulfill my promise this year in Jesus name -AMEN

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Jokes Etc / Re: Awesome Power Of The Human Brain by Jazzgreen(m): 12:15pm On Dec 30, 2013
Nicepoker: 4 people lyk u who experience fault code 4rm the brain


I was referring to the mod and I didn't see How my post insulted you. ODE⁴
Jokes Etc / Re: Awesome Power Of The Human Brain by Jazzgreen(m): 12:08pm On Dec 30, 2013
How many times Una go recycle this thread

this made FP sometime ago. -- https://www.nairaland.com/1101689/fact-should-know-english

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Travel / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do On Airplanes by Jazzgreen(m): 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2013
Travel / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do On Airplanes by Jazzgreen(m): 12:58pm On Dec 21, 2013
I read this post here on NL on may, it made FP. guess nl is out of news

https://www.nairaland.com/1241005/7-annoying-things-nigerians-airplanes
Phones / Re: An Open Letter To MTN by Jazzgreen(m): 5:12pm On Dec 16, 2013
please if you use ANDROID, DX tool box or kerspersky can help you block them. just enter all those spam numbers in the message black list. shikina
Religion / There Is No "Safe Sex," Because There Isno Safe Sin by Jazzgreen(m): 2:58pm On Dec 12, 2013
THERE IS NO "SAFE SEX," BECAUSE THERE IS
NO SAFE SIN

according to the Bible! SAFE SEX
IS A DECEPTION FROM THE DEVIL! Do not be
deceived. People don't realize that all the
promotions, endorsements, funding, Human
Laws, and practices of 'Safe Sex' and
'Reproductive Health' (RH) are sending
protests to God in Heaven! The guilty include
the Manufacturers and Marketers of Safe-Sex
devices and products.
Safe Sex is a term coined by carnal men to
describe the methods that avoid pregnancy,
fertility, and the many sexual diseases.
Biblically speaking, safe sex methods are
attempts of immoral men and women to justify
their sexual lusts, immorality, and the murder
of the defenseless unborn generations! But
outcry against them are mounting higher and
higher in Heaven! Very soon, God will act to
destroy these people and their cities, like
Sodom and Gomorrha!
.
GOD'S FINAL JUDGMENT: DEATH AND
DESTRUCTION TO UNREPENTANT PROMOTERS
AND PRACTITIONERS OF SAFE SEX!
All proponents, supporters, endorsers, and
practitioners of safe sex should be warned!
There's no such thing as SAFE SEX! There is no
such thing as SAFE SIN! Do not be deceived,
nor should you deceive others!
Sexual immorality and murder are GREAT SINS
before God. So, these immoral men and women
are saying that you can be safe from the
curses of sins and escape the punishments of
God, which is a TOTAL LIE! There is no such
thing as SAFE SIN! People who believe,
promote, and practice SAFE SEX totally delude
themselves!
.
NO ONE CAN BE SAFE FROM THE WRATH OF
GOD;
No matter how you argue and reason out
to justify your Safe-Sex practices. And if you
claim that it is your Human Right, the more
that you will be destroyed because you use
your Freewill or human right to rebel against
God. And your right to enter God's Kingdom
and Paradise will be forfeited.
Thus, safe sex will lead to the "Sodom and
Gomorrha" type of depravity. And very soon
God will act with total destruction of those
people and cities, as He did to Sodom and
Gomorrha! So, today, if people will not repent
of this "safe sex" abominable practices, they
will suffer the same fate as that of Sodom,
Gomorrha, and other cities (Deu 29:23).
Education / Re: ASUU- FG Withdraws Ultimatum For Striking Lecturers by Jazzgreen(m): 11:47pm On Dec 10, 2013
I tire for Nigerians sha. the FG gave ultimatum, u all said it won't work that he should take out the ultimatum and reconcile peacefully with ASUU, OK now FG has agreed with ur suggestion and complied with ur PEACEFUL means, guess wat? u'r all shouting CLUELESS.
Wat exactly do you want him to do, to insist on the ultimatum while the strike lingers. na Wa for hataz sha, its all in ur blood, you've hated the President so weather he takes good or bad decision, you'll always complain.
I'm just glad He DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN!

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Warns Against Distortion Of Yoruba History by Jazzgreen(m): 3:37pm On Dec 10, 2013
my bible said STUBBORN ANGELS aka demons were chased down from heaven, Yorubas said ODUDUWA fell from heaven, hmmmm, hope something is not similar here

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Jokes Etc / Re: 'go And Die' Tshirt Is Out by Jazzgreen(m): 4:14am On Dec 07, 2013
LWTMBTP- laff won tear my belle to pieces
Politics / Re: Can We Have Someone Like Nelson Mandela In Nigeria? by Jazzgreen(m): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2013
ASARI DOKUGBO. been to prison 70 times and still counting,, yet he's still fighting for freedom of the ND
Education / Re: Truck Rams Into Classroom, Kills 7 Children In Aba by Jazzgreen(m): 1:10am On Dec 06, 2013
I don't know what to say, RIP won't be enough. this is so saaaad. "abi Sarah " over to you
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by Jazzgreen(m): 1:04am On Dec 06, 2013
how else can I express it, so heavy in my heart,
heavier than a thousand bricks. adieu the great
one, farewell and journey mercy back home. RIP
NELSON MANDELA

Religion / Re: Pope Francis Puts On Costume To Sneak Out Of Vatican To Help The Homeless by Jazzgreen(m): 12:25am On Dec 05, 2013
TB JOSHUA of VATICAN. humility pays!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Was Your Childhood Career Ambition/dream & What Are U Doing Now.. by Jazzgreen(m): 4:41pm On Dec 03, 2013
I wanted to be a LAWYER all my childhood age, till ss1 I saw how art students were underestimated, I went to science since I was both science and art inclined, reached ss3 I never know wetin I won study, all I know is that I'm a science student, it was hard to choose, I hate blood to be a doctor, engineering was good buy I know say na Wahala to find job, I no won end up like my maths teacher wey study engr but de. teach for sec sch.. nnaa, after prayers and visiting pastors, now I'm a MEDICAL student. wat an irony of life
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by Jazzgreen(m): 12:54pm On Dec 03, 2013
bigtt76: This is totally ridiculous with every semblance to the colonial days when the slave masters keep slaves for pleasure. Point is did he need to insult the poor woman and only retract steps later after being bashed nationwide on social networks? We should not applaud this and the woman should be advised to return such money cos it makes mockery of the woman's status as well as those of millions nationwide suffering under the sun becos of these thieves we call politicians #nonsense



ROSSIKE: Oh please get lost go and die .Madam Perfect.
Romance / Re: The Cry Of A Teenager: Guys In Their Twenties Should Leave Our Girls Alone by Jazzgreen(m): 12:10am On Dec 03, 2013
let me make this clear.

if an old guy dates a female teen, the older male knows nothing but to demand for SEEX from the little girl while influencing/intimidating her with money and age. the poor girl won't have any option to object since saying NO would bring up words like ;refund me all I've spent on u. this is how these girls get used and dumped. then b4 they get to 20+ they're now tagged "USED and ROTTEN", then dr age mates at that time would leave them to go for the younger ones and the ROTTEN CYCLE continues.

but if a teen date a fellow teen, they're roughly the same age and as such the female can't be intimidated or coarsed into SEXX, she can easily refuse such advances. also dr won't be any MONEY SPOILING, and that also gives her the freedom to make her decisions; nothing like, "OK refund me all I've spent on u if you refuse to give me seex". this would help preserve the teenage girls and when they reach 20+ , they'll still be palatable to dr fellow, putting a stop to this ROTTEN CYCLE.


get this fact into ur skulls and abstain from ur old guys vs teen girls ABOMINATION!!!


let TEENS date TEENS

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Romance / Re: The Cry Of A Teenager: Guys In Their Twenties Should Leave Our Girls Alone by Jazzgreen(m): 4:26am On Dec 02, 2013
Johnnycife: Your mates are worshipping God with their teenage strength and all you could talk about is dating just because as small as you all that comes to your head is fornication. Gush! Use your body to serve God lest you'll be in danger of Hell. Gal 5:19-21 and avoid films potraying exual or romance scenes


dating must not involve seex . OK what about the females those guys are dating, shouldn't they serve the lord with dr body too?

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Romance / Re: The Cry Of A Teenager: Guys In Their Twenties Should Leave Our Girls Alone by Jazzgreen(m): 4:24am On Dec 02, 2013
wait ooo. some people Mumu ooo. I've read comments all saying GO AND READ UR BOOKS, WHY SHOULD A TEENAGER DATE. now tell me, are those girls not teens too? don't they read books or have they all graduated? if u say teens shouldn't date, then that involves both male and female teens. get that. so when you tell a male teen to go and read while u date the female teens, that's injustice. and u should be staked!!!

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