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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Fans.. What Did our Coach Actually Do Wrong? by Jazzman01: 1:33pm On Jan 15
Timagex:
As much as I hate to admit this, I believe our problems are more than physical. If osimhen was in napoli's jersey, he would have bagged an hattrick. There is this dark spirit that clouds our players whenever they are in Nigeria's jersey. Take a look at how oshoala bangs braces for barcelona and struggles here.

Something beyond the physical is going on. I believe it and I know I am not alone.

There have been so much debate about the green jesey over the years, but if you want to compare Osimhen and Oshoala's scoring form in their clubs vs country, you have to consider the crop of players they are playing with. See the case of Messi at Barcelona and messi at Argentina. he is not as effective in his country side as with Barcelona. same thing is affecting Osimhen and Oshaola

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Romance / Re: The Miraculous Way I Stopped Masturbation by Jazzman01: 11:06am On Jan 03
GBPUSD:


Masturbation and sexual intercourse are not the same. Masturbation engages the brain more as you have to think of a sexual experience in the course of the act.

Masturbation is addictive unlike normal sex. You can easily masturbate as it involves you alone. With the help of porn, people engage in the act multiple times daily. Imagine the health risk. When you release sperm everyday you know what happens to your entire body system.

Sex is both mental and physical. As a man, there is no way you can cum if you are not using your brain and mind to analyze your partner's body signs and sounds. Do you know that some men imagine the body of another woman or some porn scenes when having sex with their wife or a lady they are tired of.? So how is that different from masturbation?...

Talking about health risks, sex carries more health risks than masturbation. HIV/AIDS and a host of other STIs are there, the chances of suffering from cardiac arrest is also there. Masturbation is much safer but just like every other thing, you just don't have to over do it.

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Romance / Re: Avoid This, If U Must Go Far In Life. by Jazzman01: 9:17am On Jan 02
So you were womanizing and God kept answering your prayers? This is contrary to what our religious leaders preach.
Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Jazzman01: 7:58am On Dec 31, 2023
Very possible. As a man it is not every shape and size of women we are sexually attracted to same thing applies to women. So you can be friends with the opposite sex without any sexual affair.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by Jazzman01: 6:56pm On Dec 02, 2023
ReacherSaidNoth:
Zinchenko na mad man.

3pts in the bag though, time to watch our enemies sweat grin

One of the things Pep saw and decided to let him leave. Same with Jesus, dude is just too wasteful...... When you are playing with very tough opponents where fine margins are needed to win, players like Zinchenko and Jesus will fvck things up..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by Jazzman01: 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2023
That was a really silly goal conceded by Arsenal. Most of the goals they have conceded this season were mostly sloppy and borne out of indecision.....They like to play from the back fine but you have to clear your lines when you are under pressure! Put the ball out first!

If they continue like this, they may end up not winning any trophy again this season.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Your New Projan President (bunmioguns Vs Larride) by Jazzman01: 4:14am On Dec 02, 2023
LyfeJennings:


I don't take images but I have seen real ssbbw in this Lagos, as a matter of fact, I should bed one tomorrow

Link me up then
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Your New Projan President (bunmioguns Vs Larride) by Jazzman01: 6:52pm On Dec 01, 2023
LyfeJennings:


Dey play
We got loads of this in Naij
Na ur money go dictate wetin U want

I don't believe you. But I will be happy if you can prove me wrong.

This is a dead thread, show me samples, you can take it down later or you can simply link me up.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 6:34am On Dec 01, 2023
joudini:
I decided to no longer post here but let me just share this story. Sentry2023 is making things happen on his email group. That guy na love-vendor.

Whats up bro, can you share this email address with me? Forget about casting, I am a real G. This is a dead thread. I will modify and delete immediately I get it.
Family / Re: Please Nairalanders, I Need Your Help With This. by Jazzman01: 6:18am On Dec 01, 2023
Dubetex96:



Send me an email....

And you believe her him? This is a guy disguising as a female.

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Sports / Primate Ayodele’s Luton Vs Liverpool Prediction Fails After 1-1 Draw [VIDEO] by Jazzman01: 5:51am On Nov 06, 2023
The leader of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate Elijah Ayodele, has seen his prediction for the Premier League clash between Luton and Liverpool fail to happen.

In a video that went viral on Saturday, a day before the game, the cleric said the Reds would claim a routine win at Kenilworth Road.

“Liverpool will beat Luton very well. Liverpool will beat them with more than two goals,” he said.

However, Liverpool needed a last-gasp equaliser to draw 1-1 with Luton.

Chong had given the hosts a lead late in the game before Luis Diaz came off the bench to rescue a point for Jurgen Klopp’s men.

Video

https://twitter.com/Naija_PR/status/1721233651956945111


https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/05/epl-primate-ayodeles-luton-vs-liverpool-prediction-fails-after-1-1-draw-video/

cc: Seun nplfmod, myd44, lalasticlala

Jokes Etc / Re: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 1:50pm On Oct 24, 2023
KangaIye:



When get it, let me know so I can edit it.


Got it.

Thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 12:16pm On Oct 24, 2023
Jokes Etc / Re: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 6:18am On Oct 18, 2023
obontami:


The girl yansh be like baff. As in e be like say the thing dey heavy her sef. grin

Bros, this your description is tempting. Do you have her contact or pictures?
This is a dead thread of 2012 so feel free. Or should I dm you? You can quote me to modify later.
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 2:47pm On Oct 02, 2023
CedarHoldings:
They have already have it in advance cars, na money remain to buy it, the brake system detect obstacles in front of you that period and it will come to total stop,but only in advanced cars.

No, you are talking about automatic braking systems but I was referring to redundancy. In Engineering, when we duplicate a particular part of a machine to serve the same purpose, we call it redundancy.

We normally use this technique when that part of the machine serves a critical purpose and its total failure will be too costly and catastrophic. For example, aircrafts are designed to operate on two engines just incase one of them fails, the other one can take over. These are some of the factors we put in mind when designing delicate machines and equipments.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What’s Your Take On This Pic? by Jazzman01: 9:09am On Oct 02, 2023
All these guys seeking for the opinion of ladies on Nairaland are just wasting their time. There are few genuine ladies here and the few ones hardly comment. Others are just males hiding under a female username.

If you want to get the opinion of real ladies, go to Twitter or Instagram. Thats where you will find them.

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Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 8:51am On Oct 02, 2023
Johnholmes:

Bros bros u sure say brake don fail for ur hand before??
Because this ur explanation of taking gear directly to gear 1 fit cause the car to somersault ....instead u can gradually take d gear down to gear 1 ..
For experts in the house , u gradually take d gear down and gently engage and disengage d clutch which will bring about engine braking..

I was driving a friend's car the other day and his brake failed with him in d car , I casually brought the car to a stop also letting him know that he should check his brakes immediately ,
I still drov around town with his failed brakes

The next day , I received a call that my friend had a bad accident with the car sustaining multiple injuries and fractures .,
On getting to the hospital ,where he was receiving treatment, I asked him if he checked d brakes at the mech ..,.. his answer was that he thought I was joking about his failed brakes because of how causally I stopped the car and that I even drove around town with it cheesy

My advice to every car owner is to practice this before it actually happens so ure mentally prepared in such event

I guess you were not on high speed when this shit happened. No technique can save you on high speed unless you are very lucky to be on a traffic free road.
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 8:43am On Oct 02, 2023
I think Engineers should work on this issue and come up with safety measures. One of these measures would be to introduce redundancy In the braking system. An extra braking system should be incorporated different from the handbrake which is mostly used for packing and not useful for emergency braking on medium to high speed. Redundancy will really help in averting total failure.
Romance / Re: How Does A Woman Cum? by Jazzman01: 7:47pm On Sep 29, 2023
Who cares whether a woman cums or not.? Female orgasm is not necessary for reproduction/conception to take place.
So if Nature doesn't care about their orgasm, then why should I care?

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