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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 2:23pm On May 10, 2023
Jennyklass:
The old site is not opening again, it keeps showing one error message like that... and the new site has been showing your dashboard will be enabled soon..

who is experiencing this wahala i beg, this ppl wan frustrate me

Link to the new site please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 2:18pm On May 10, 2023
emmanosyclo:
Just finished the test now. I used mozilla.. Firefox... Chrome was shitty


Please... did you use the old link or new link?

please give me the new link
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jazzman01: 5:57pm On May 09, 2023
I bought this replacement battery last week and now its health has dropped to 89% under 1 week. Please is this normal? Will it stabilize or deplete further? I am afraid if it continues at this rate it may not spend upto a month before packing up. And this is a battery I bought for 15K!

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Computers / Guys Is This Battery Capacity Normal? by Jazzman01: 9:56pm On May 08, 2023
I bought this replacement battery last week and now its health has dropped to 89% under 1 week. Please is this normal? Will it stabilize or deplete further? I am afraid if it continues at this rate it may not spend upto a month before packing up. And this is a battery I bought for 15K!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 9:31am On May 08, 2023
Guys I need clarification on the time. Is it 10am to 11:59am or to 11:59pm?

If it is "pm" , then it means till almost midnight and about 15hrs grace period. While it will be just 2hrs if it is "am" but I want to be sure.
Politics / Re: After Goliath, Another Giant Existed by Jazzman01: 8:08am On Apr 30, 2023
Fake. The tallest man ever to walk on the surface of the earth with irrefutable evidence was Robert Wadlow and he was 8ft 11" tall. Goliath was about 9ft tall as documented in the bible which means Wadlow was roughly the same height with him.

There are pictures and videos of Wadlow online captured before his demise. You can watch it to have and idea of what 9ft looks like.

The height of the man in this pic right here is unrealistic and it has been clearly doctored!

Below is a picture of Wadlow and his dad. Second pic is Wadlow and his family.

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Romance / Re: by Jazzman01: 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
She's not into you oga...

Na your friend she like....

Had it been she shake you naw , the next thing na her number u go ask....

No reason am sha..
Shit happens

It doesn't matter. Her attitude reeks of immaturity and childishness which is very peculiar to women irrespective of their age. She can shake him and that doesn't mean she should release her number if he presses further.

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Romance / Re: by Jazzman01: 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2023
Bintabisiriyu2:
There's this friend (female) i was just talking with like thinking it was a normal human being and we use to try and gist, even though kind of boring and forced conversation normally.
we known ourselves for few months in my street now actually we are 3, that's 2 guys and one girl.
The other guy na real guy, nice real gee, most times we gist and flow together like guys and she will come and join the conversation, we'll welcome her, the guy be simping small for her but not me. I DON'T SIMP.
Today, i just say let me know like say, let me check to see whether this girl na my gee, i don't even want her as a girlfriend o cos she's not my spec honestly, fat tummy with medium nyash, and into hookup. you know those girls that wear skimpy and used to adjust thier skirt when guys start looking at them.

So here's what i did, today my guy and i were gisting and she comes again looking like olosho so i stick out my hands to shake her like after exchanging normal greetings, this girl said "for what" and ignored me and move aside. See disgrace
if feel like ground should open mek i enter, ME binta, my hand, open this my hand and you ignore it. e pain sha but as a hard guy i no let am show.

I pretended as if as is fine till i left, lessons learnt.
Friendship with a girl is just for fucck if you want to fucckk and leave, dem no be your gee o and they have nothing useful to offer.

Reason why i dont have female friends. They behave childish and immature most times no matter their age and are very very irrational.
Romance / Re: Divorce Rate Will Reduce Drastically In America. See Why by Jazzman01: 6:52am On Apr 15, 2023
Bijou1:
Some Ladies are going to learn how to bend the rules or the American government would look for another policy to implement in favor of the Wives. The truth is that American marriage culture is too childish, and their divorce rates are on the high side. Too much civilization & enlightenment has entered their head....

Exactly. The American Government will look for ways to bend the rules so that it will always favour women. And the saddest part is that most of the people involved in formulating these rules/laws are men. I just don't know what is wrong with them. If it were to be in Africa, I would say that the women probably used juju on them. The crop of women we have these days don't deserve all these privileges and undue advantage they are given.

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Romance / Re: Divorce Rate Will Reduce Drastically In America. See Why by Jazzman01: 6:37am On Apr 15, 2023
Danisaint112:
Hakimi is a bad guy. The guy don finally teach men new format.

This format would favourable to those that can trust their Mum.

The format will soon cast. They will soon adjust the law so that it will still favour the woman no matter what the guy does even if he decides to use Hakimi's method. Funny enough, it is mostly men that are behind these rules/law formulation. Some men are just too dumb and stupid. Their brains stop functioning once they sight the opposite sex! Bunch of fools!

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Romance / Re: Can Anyone Tell Me What So Special About Dating A Kwara State Girls by Jazzman01: 9:18am On Mar 26, 2023
olajonzin:
okay no problem

howfar? should i send you a PM or quote you on a dead thread so we can discuss. ......
Romance / Re: Can Anyone Tell Me What So Special About Dating A Kwara State Girls by Jazzman01: 6:22am On Mar 24, 2023
Uncle96:
There are lots of good looking and curvy women here too , a few with good characters you can truly date, and if its fun.. big asses go kill u grin

I dey ilorin too.
Talking about ass, can you link me up with any of this size below?

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Music/Radio / Re: Good Old Days: Do You Remember This Gadget? (Picture) by Jazzman01: 8:01am On Mar 16, 2023
okoroemeka:
the Sony walkmam is an audio cassette tape player that us used in the 80s and early 90s,the compact diisc player is the discman that us used from the 90s until it was overthrown by the DVD,USB,memory card,etc,the entertainment of the future will be internet based like Netflix and co,DStv will soon be obsolete and scrapped.

DSTV and other satellite broadcasts can not go obsolete. Internet streaming services are very very unreliable at least for now and especially in Nigeria. Even the so called 4G service can not stream in HD without buffering. I doubt if 5G will be any different because that was how they hyped 4G and now it is behaving like 3G or even worse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 12th March 2023 by Jazzman01: 8:30pm On Mar 12, 2023
DICO111:
Man City still got Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea to play... never going to be easy for them too...COYG

I don't think Mancity will still play Chelsea in the league again this season. Even if they meet, they cannot handle city. It is only Liverpool that knows how to handle them very well. Arsenal can also try but they are afraid. I could see that fear in them the last time they met and that is why they may never be able to beat city this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 12th March 2023 by Jazzman01: 8:19pm On Mar 12, 2023
helinues:


It matters. Cos dropping a point and city winning all their remaining matches, City will win the league with goal difference

That city team is a beast. I started respecting them when they beat Liverpool to the trophy with just one point. It ended 98/97. Liverpool gave their very best that season and only lost once throughout the season and it was to Mancity. I don't think Arsenal can give Mancity that type of a crazy run before capitulating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 2) On 4th March 2023 by Jazzman01: 9:00pm On Mar 04, 2023
megapriest:
NELSON!!!!!! what a GOOOAL...

You just broke HATERS Heart like that...

This guy loaded pass Smith Rowe, Arteta should give more game time,... His direct runnings caused lots of problem to opposition defence..

His no less to Martinelli if he's injury free... BIG UP BOY

That dude is very good. The game changed right from the moment he entered. He also has a decent shot accuracy but it seems the instruction given to him by Arteta was to always cross the ball. Each time he makes the crosses it was always goal bound and quickly intercepted and I was like; why not just take a shot at goal and he did it in the last minute and it was a beauty to behold! Absolutely stunning!

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Jokes Etc / Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Jazzman01: 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2023
Wasky101:


Thanks. Edit
Jokes Etc / Re: BIN Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (JOJO ARMANI IS THE NEW ATTENDANT!!!) by Jazzman01: 6:23am On Feb 19, 2023
Wasky101:

No, a different one

Drop her digits bro, this is a dead thread. I will copy and notify you to edit.
Romance / Re: I've Been Battling This Mental Ailment For Long Now, I'm Gradually Loosing It by Jazzman01: 8:46pm On Jan 29, 2023
Have you had any head injury in the past? @Ablemed
Romance / Re: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Jazzman01: 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2023
Goodlady:

I m so happy to read a out how your suffered.
May you suffer more if you ever visit asewo again. Get legitimate money, marry responsibly and enjoy sex that ll tire you.

I don't support prostitution or visiting brothels but you guys should stop encouraging people especially men to marry because of sex, rather you should encourage self discipline and control. Marriage doesn't guarantee that you will enjoy sex or have it in abundance. Majority of married men dont enjoy sex because their wives always deny them. Thats what most women do. immediately they get married, they start hoarding sex from their husband. it will even become worse after a kid or two has entered the union.

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Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by Jazzman01: 7:59am On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:
Hi fam, this is your guy, Snowland. I know it's been a while since I did a public giveaway. Here's one before the year ends.

I'm giving away a total of N270,000 and I'm going to need assistance with selecting the lucky winners.

In case you're wondering why 270k, here's why.

About 10 years ago, precisely 12/27/2012, I attended my first and last F1 student visa interview at the US consulate, Abuja and the journey to where I am today started on that day.

Nairaland was extremely instrumental to my adequate preparation, hence I want to give back to this forum once again, particularly in this Travel section.

I'm thinking giving out 10k to 27 people or 27k to 10 people.

Here's what I need help with:

1. 27k to 10 people OR 10k to 27 people. Please like either of the 2 posts below to indicate your choice.

2. I need suggestions how to select this winners.

Suggestions to Number 2 above, with the most likes will be adopted.

UPDATED UPDATE: Once this thread gets to end of 4TH page, suggestion with the most likes, no matter how ridiculous it sounds, WILL be adopted.

LATEST UPDATE: I see lots of people suggesting 5k for 54 people. In as much as the idea sounds laudable, the reason I wanted to give the 270k out will be defeated. The numbers 10 and 27 need to be represented.

Snowland.


10K to 27 people is the best option no need to debate this. The sum is quite reasonable considering the present state of the Nigerian economy and it will reach more people.

To randomize the process, pick 10 random numbers from 1 to 100 (known by you only) then tell people to pick any random number from 1 to 100. any one that tallies with your selected numbers wins. In case of multiple entries, the first picker wins.
Crime / Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by Jazzman01: 7:06pm On Dec 11, 2022
Odetokun3:
This is tragic. Those kids will live with this pains for a very long time.

Did you say a very long time? They will live with it for life.

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Education / by Jazzman01: 10:41am On Dec 07, 2022

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