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Sports / Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jazzman01: 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin





LOL, they are all gangsters but suarez shouldn't be there.

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Romance / Re: White Girls Are Too Caring by Jazzman01: 8:30pm On Sep 20, 2022
ednut1:
You think say these kind ones go gree for you Na the old and fat ones go love you. These people marry at least 3 times in their lifetime. They are only good for sex not relationship or marriage

Are you Tunde ednut?
Sports / Re: Hamraoui: Aminata Diallo Re-arrested By French Police Over Attack On Teammate by Jazzman01: 11:03am On Sep 18, 2022
Even though initially i didn't know who the culprit was but after seeing the pictures of the two players i could easily guess it must be the black lady and i was correct. The heart of an average black man is full of hatred and evil
Foreign Affairs / Re: Carnegie Melion University Has No Plans To Fire Me: Uju Anya Thanks Friends by Jazzman01: 7:03pm On Sep 13, 2022
nkemoma:
Afonjas can never understand how a woman can have such big balls.....


She is Proudly Biafran

So being rude, disrespectful and toxic is interpreted as being bold by you?
Phones / Re: Which Network Data Plan Lasts Longer? by Jazzman01: 6:58pm On Sep 13, 2022
kellybently:


Stop subscription of small amount of data like 500 naira. The bigger your subscription the money you save money.
Glo 4k will give you 18G. Why 1k Glo will give you 1.8 G.

Code?

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Sports / Re: 2 Odds Investment. Make 75k Or More Monthly by Jazzman01: 6:54pm On Sep 13, 2022
SmartHustler:


LOST

Out of the remaining eight 2 odd bets, we need six more wins to complete the seven wins required for week 1.

What if you keep losing and didn't win up to 7 in a week?
Phones / Re: Can A Phone Explosion Cause A Damage This Much? [Graphic Photo] by Jazzman01: 7:27am On Sep 13, 2022
alabo1:


Lies from all you Tecno marketeers. The best phones I have used are Redmi. From my note 7, 7 pro, 8, 8pro, 9pro to Note 10 pro (current(. Excellent, no lag. All still working with various members of my family. Stop this please

Xiaomi marketer spotted!
Phones / Re: Can A Phone Explosion Cause A Damage This Much? [Graphic Photo] by Jazzman01: 9:25am On Sep 12, 2022
Zimri:


Which brand you go come buy?

Samsung bro.
Phones / Re: Can A Phone Explosion Cause A Damage This Much? [Graphic Photo] by Jazzman01: 6:45am On Sep 12, 2022
VladimirPutiin:



Are Redmi these bad ?

Very bad my brother. Stay away from it.
The one I am using now is lagging like crazy and giving me all sorts of problems.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 1:25pm On Sep 09, 2022
chrisnando:


Lol…is this how you analyze footy?

Did you watch the match? there was no way Arsenal could have won that match. United had the upper hand for most part of the game and could have easily finished off Arsenal in the first 10 to 20 minutes with the way they pressurised them. Arsenal were struggling to get out of thier own half during the first 20mins. Sentiments apart, United were superior that day.
Romance / Re: How True Is This? by Jazzman01: 8:10am On Sep 09, 2022
As for me, I think it is very very true. We need to stop decieving ourselves
Romance / How True Is This? by Jazzman01: 8:07am On Sep 09, 2022

Foreign Affairs / Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by Jazzman01: 6:37am On Sep 09, 2022
PharoahIII:
Some useless nigerians will come here to insult this wonderful prof Uju. Useless people that dont know their history. If only they know how the british empire ravaged and raped developing countries especially african countries. All the diamonds and gold used in making the so called crown jewels were lifted from africa. Useless people

You don't address the dead like that no matter what. She should be given her last respect. We are all going to die and for that reason the dead shouldn't be mocked because it is turn by turn. She is Hale and hearty today and running her mouth anyhow but doesn't know what tomorrow holds or the circumstances that'll eventually lead to her own death.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:15am On Sep 09, 2022
Chrisnrld:
oga, but u saw extra in his write up.

Rubbish talk. What difference does it make if it was extra time or not? The game is not over untill the ref blows the final whistle. What stopped Chelsea from scoring also in extra time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 5:19am On Sep 09, 2022
emmyileri:

Arsenal could have beat them if the officiating was fair.

Arsenal bleeped up. Even if the officiating was fair, it would still have ended 3-2 assuming their first goal wasn't cancelled.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 5:13am On Sep 09, 2022
betshopagent:
real Madrid did not whip Chelsea last season; in fact they escaped.real beat Chelsea 3-1 in England and Chelsea beat them 3-1 too at Spain.Madrid only won in extra time.Spanish teams are good against English teams except Chelsea.Have u quickly forgotten last two seasons when Chelsea humiliated sevilla 4nil,beat ATM 2nil n also defeated this same real Madrid 2nil enroute to winning The ucl.

Correct yourself, Chelsea didn't beat Madrid 3-1 in the return leg, it was 3-2 making it 5-4 on aggregate.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Sack Thomas Tuchel by Jazzman01: 1:12pm On Sep 07, 2022
spartachico:


Yeah he was but not as half as drogba was , truth is Chelsea should learn to channel all their team work for a striker to finish , look at man city , Haaland just came in and they shift all finishing passes to him but Chelsea played last two seasons with our defenders and midfielders topping the goals

Costa was far much better. He had a better goal ratio than Drogba. His average goal per game was 0.58 while that of Drogba was 0.43

Doesn't matter if they channel all their passes to the striker, what if the striker is wasteful? When City didn't have a CF., They were still scoring goals in excess. Even now that they have, anybody can still score.
Phones / Re: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by Jazzman01: 9:51am On Sep 06, 2022
MaDaRa01:

Thanks! So that what makes some cable original and some fake even if they are the same length -the number of wires in the cable right? Or the quality of wire used?

Like I said earlier, to counter the effect of length we increase the cross-sectional area but you know that will lead to more cost. Therefore to cut cost, the producers of those fakes reduce the thickness of the wire and also the number of strands. That's why most fake products are usually cheaper than the original.


the number of wires in the cable right? Or the quality of wire used?

Both.

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Phones / Re: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by Jazzman01: 9:23am On Sep 06, 2022
MaDaRa01:
Does the length of charging cable affect the speed of charging.... Is it inversely proportional to charging speed? The longer the cable the slower the speed, and the shorter the cable the faster the speed... And if it affect it, what causes it?

Using the resistivity equation, we can see that the longer the length, the higher the resistance and this will lead to I²R losses. But this is usually countered by increasing the cross-sectional area of the wire. This is done by increasing the number of strands of wire or increasing the thickness of the wire.

Theoretically, length has an effect but when we want to design it for practical purpose, we counter that effect by increasing the thickness of the wire or using multiple strands. So when next you are purchasing a charging cable, you don't have to worry about the length affecting the charging speed because it has been taken care of.

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Crime / Re: Where Does The Bullet Of A Gun Shot In The Air Goes To? by Jazzman01: 6:32pm On Sep 05, 2022
advanceDNA:


Change in direction will change speed..the force it used in coming out of the gun's chamber can never be the same it will sigficantly reduce when making a free fall under gravity's pull...

For a bullet to pierce you after being shot in the air...it has to turn the opposite direction and gain enough speed pointing the sharp edge...fight air resistance and so on...u see why i called it unfortunate scenario??

Air resistance is negligible due to the streamlined shape of the bullet. So it will still fall with considerable speed and will possess a great deal of energy depending on the height. Using the P.E Equation (Mgh) you can see even though the mass is negligible, if the height is much, it will possess quite alot of energy and this will be felt when it strikes any surface.

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Crime / Re: Where Does The Bullet Of A Gun Shot In The Air Goes To? by Jazzman01: 6:14pm On Sep 05, 2022
advanceDNA:



Normally stray bullet shot in the air shouldn't have piercing effect when it lands on human body...
But when i was 13years old a bullet came through the roof, ceiling, and broke our glass centre table..narrowly missed my elder brother
.it was that day i started to suspect that when village people have your time....the small exception to the general rule can come to play

It must have been shot nearby. Again it depends on the type of gun we are talking about. Mounted machine guns can still rip a human apart at a distance of 2000Metres (2KM) while sniper rifle have the longest range and can be still be lethal at about 3500Metres. (3.5KM)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jazzman01: 8:56am On Sep 04, 2022
youngpresidooo:
arsenal is missing only partey.

And the team gels unlike man UTD that they are still getting themselves

Is Elneny and Zinchenko back?
Education / Re: 2k For Anyone Who Can Solve This For Me....mathematicians Food Don Land by Jazzman01: 9:35pm On Sep 03, 2022
This is SS2 Further mathematics question.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:31pm On Sep 03, 2022
I wish Arsenal can win tomorrow, it will widen the gap between them and City but I just don't see Arsenal winning with the kind of players and motivation United now have. I think a draw is more likely.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Sign Forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang From Barcelona by Jazzman01: 6:01am On Sep 03, 2022
Corridon:
Good signings. How I wish we got rid of Joginho this past window. I still wonder how that guy made it to the top as a player.

Very lazy player. All he does is to fall down at the slightest touch.
Crime / Re: New York Police Officer Punches Woman In The Face During Arrest (Video) by Jazzman01: 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2022
Only law enforcement officers can do this and get away with it in the US. If an ordinary male civilian trys such he will be jailed irrespective of whether she attacked him first.

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NYSC / Re: Job Opening - Farm Attendants/workers Needed ( Feeding And Housing Available ) by Jazzman01: 6:21pm On Sep 01, 2022
IamBlessed12:

F.O Farms, Oyo State

Job Opening :

Farm Attendants/Workers Needed

Starting Salary : 30,000 Naira

Incentives 2 Meals a day and one light mid-day meal and Accommodation

Option to increase the salary to 45,000 Naira monthly after the first three months and more after the first six months



Your roles and responsibilities includes :

Planting Crops

Applying Herbicides

Applying Fertilizers

Watering Crops

Coordinating Water Fetchers and making arrangements all farm activities are followed through according to plan

Purchasing Farm Implements and Raw Materials for the project.


Send in your application by sending your CV to : Thespecialconnect@gmail.com








Is it a contract job? Is it available all year round or it is seasonal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Jazzman01: 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2022
It seems the title race will be between Arsenal and Mancity this season but I doubt if they can keep up with City. Liverpool is the only team that has been able to match City interms of Consistency in recent years. Mancity has made the premier League much more difficult to win. To lift the trophy now, you will have to be aiming for 100pts. Back then you could win the league with less than 90pts. Leicester won it with just 81pts. 95pts was the highest as at 2004/5 set by Mourinho's Chelsea until pep came into the mix and raised the bar. I cannot forget the season Liverpool had 97pts and still couldn't win the league.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:40am On Aug 31, 2022
Suspect33:
no dey cap bro, no one wins the UCL by fluke.. they beat Liverpool (I think), Real Madrid and Man City to win the UCL and you call it a fluke.. baba u no rate us at all

Liverpool was not part of the team they beat on their road to the final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2022
Suspect33:
This weak Chelsea side will still beat Man Utd home and away grin grin
lol, even when United were struggling last season, Chelsea couldn't beat them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
tunapawizzy:
looks like Tuchel is sleeping with Havertz mama

Havertz na him boy na. They are both Germans.

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