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Jokes EtcRe: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 6:34am On Dec 01, 2023
joudini:
I decided to no longer post here but let me just share this story. Sentry2023 is making things happen on his email group. That guy na love-vendor.
Whats up bro, can you share this email address with me? Forget about casting, I am a real G. This is a dead thread. I will modify and delete immediately I get it.
FamilyRe: Please Nairalanders, I Need Your Help With This. by Jazzman01: 6:18am On Dec 01, 2023
Dubetex96:
Send me an email....
And you believe her him? This is a guy disguising as a female.
SportsPrimate Ayodele’s Luton Vs Liverpool Prediction Fails After 1-1 Draw [VIDEO] by Jazzman01(op): 5:51am On Nov 06, 2023
The leader of INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate Elijah Ayodele, has seen his prediction for the Premier League clash between Luton and Liverpool fail to happen.

In a video that went viral on Saturday, a day before the game, the cleric said the Reds would claim a routine win at Kenilworth Road.

“Liverpool will beat Luton very well. Liverpool will beat them with more than two goals,” he said.

However, Liverpool needed a last-gasp equaliser to draw 1-1 with Luton.

Chong had given the hosts a lead late in the game before Luis Diaz came off the bench to rescue a point for Jurgen Klopp’s men.

Video




https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/05/epl-primate-ayodeles-luton-vs-liverpool-prediction-fails-after-1-1-draw-video/

cc: Seun nplfmod, myd44, lalasticlala

Jokes EtcRe: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 1:50pm On Oct 24, 2023
KangaIye:
When get it, let me know so I can edit it.
Got it.

Thanks
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Jokes EtcRe: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by Jazzman01: 6:18am On Oct 18, 2023
obontami:
The girl yansh be like baff. As in e be like say the thing dey heavy her sef. grin
Bros, this your description is tempting. Do you have her contact or pictures?
This is a dead thread of 2012 so feel free. Or should I dm you? You can quote me to modify later.
AutosRe: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 2:47pm On Oct 02, 2023
CedarHoldings:
They have already have it in advance cars, na money remain to buy it, the brake system detect obstacles in front of you that period and it will come to total stop,but only in advanced cars.
No, you are talking about automatic braking systems but I was referring to redundancy. In Engineering, when we duplicate a particular part of a machine to serve the same purpose, we call it redundancy.

We normally use this technique when that part of the machine serves a critical purpose and its total failure will be too costly and catastrophic. For example, aircrafts are designed to operate on two engines just incase one of them fails, the other one can take over. These are some of the factors we put in mind when designing delicate machines and equipments.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What’s Your Take On This Pic? by Jazzman01: 9:09am On Oct 02, 2023
All these guys seeking for the opinion of ladies on Nairaland are just wasting their time. There are few genuine ladies here and the few ones hardly comment. Others are just males hiding under a female username.

If you want to get the opinion of real ladies, go to Twitter or Instagram. Thats where you will find them.
AutosRe: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 8:51am On Oct 02, 2023
Johnholmes:
Bros bros u sure say brake don fail for ur hand before??
Because this ur explanation of taking gear directly to gear 1 fit cause the car to somersault ....instead u can gradually take d gear down to gear 1 ..
For experts in the house , u gradually take d gear down and gently engage and disengage d clutch which will bring about engine braking..

I was driving a friend's car the other day and his brake failed with him in d car , I casually brought the car to a stop also letting him know that he should check his brakes immediately ,
I still drov around town with his failed brakes

The next day , I received a call that my friend had a bad accident with the car sustaining multiple injuries and fractures .,
On getting to the hospital ,where he was receiving treatment, I asked him if he checked d brakes at the mech ..,.. his answer was that he thought I was joking about his failed brakes because of how causally I stopped the car and that I even drove around town with it cheesy

My advice to every car owner is to practice this before it actually happens so ure mentally prepared in such event
I guess you were not on high speed when this shit happened. No technique can save you on high speed unless you are very lucky to be on a traffic free road.
AutosRe: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by Jazzman01: 8:43am On Oct 02, 2023
I think Engineers should work on this issue and come up with safety measures. One of these measures would be to introduce redundancy In the braking system. An extra braking system should be incorporated different from the handbrake which is mostly used for packing and not useful for emergency braking on medium to high speed. Redundancy will really help in averting total failure.
RomanceRe: How Does A Woman Cum? by Jazzman01:
Who cares whether a woman cums or not.? Female orgasm is not necessary for reproduction/conception to take place.
So if Nature doesn't care about their orgasm, then why should I care?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Kaywise: 'I Will End It All By 9PM Tonight' by Jazzman01: 8:34pm On Sep 13, 2023
MorataFC:
Hmmm, my bank account is zero naira but I strongly believe that my tomorrow is alright, suicide is not an option but all these celebs dey use people's minds to catch fun and to trend.

Besides, anyone who commits suicide is going to hell then and there you will now face with 100% trouble, while on earth you killed yourself just because of 1% of wahala.
If you can't cope with 1% of wahala how can you cope with 100% torments, troubles and punishment?
Muslim stuff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Jazzman01: 8:46am On Sep 04, 2023
TheSuperX:
You no see as my Arsenal trash woman Chester? next na Chelshit and Liverpool. we won't play this season. 😂😂😂
Trash? Well that is what the scoreline depicts but not a true representation of the match. At some point, both teams were clueless and wanted to settle for a draw.

United’s plan was to hit Arsenal on the counter but failed, although it almost paid off if not for VAR.

Rice goal was scrappy and with a bit of luck. If they meet a ruthless side like Liverpool or City, there won't be time to make amends. Honestly I am not convinced about their win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Jazzman01: 5:28am On Sep 04, 2023
TheSuperX:
It's between Arsenal and ManCity this season.
Guy, forget that thing ooo, Liverpool don wake up.
PhonesRe: The Head Phones And Earbuds Thread by Jazzman01: 5:26am On Aug 26, 2023
Dollywood:
For Sale.

The reason for selling is because the sound quality is meh, and I've been using it for months now. I prefer my previous cheap and fragile p-47. The build quality and battery life are quite inferior to the Oriamo Boompop, but man, the sound quality sparks a different feeling I have for music.


Price: #10,000
I'm kind of interested in this P-47 the way you described it. How is the bass? They also said the output is mono, how true is this?
RomanceRe: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Jazzman01: 8:53am On Aug 24, 2023
akube34:
I wonder how this is even an issue. Find side chicks or visit codedruns.com. Na u Dey stress ur self ooo
But you know this doesn't make sense. How can you have a wife at home and still keep spending heavily on sex outside.
FamilyRe: Northern Women Face Divorce, Trauma For Receiving Treatment From Male Doctors by Jazzman01: 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
brainhgeek:
The North is the weight dragging this nation 10000light years backwards yet, we have to drag them along at the expense of the progress and wealth of others
Is it about the north or the religion they're practicing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:31pm On Aug 06, 2023
MentalCase98:
Why did the match have like 12 minutes extra time? Na the kind Ojoro wey dem wan dey do for Arsenal this season be this abi?
The injury to walker and parte caused the extension. But the 8 mins added initially was unnecessary.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2023
boxypane:
Congrats Arsenal. They should remember Community Shield is bad luck sha.
Lol, Liverpool trashed city at the beginning of last season to claim the community Shield and they went on to perform woefully all through the season. It ended up as a calamitous season for Liverpool, probably the worst since klopp took over.
FamilyRe: Are Physical Attributes So Important? by Jazzman01: 7:05am On Jul 31, 2023
TheUnsure:
They are Muslims, I'm not.
Red flag! back off, it wont end well unless you are ready to convert.
PhonesRe: Power Bank Thread by Jazzman01: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2023
Alfryd:
Please guys I want to buy power bank, what should I look out for...

Some will have 40000Ahm and still it won't function well
Pls I need guild lines
The first factor you should consider is your phone's battery capacity. Most powerbanks capacity are just 70 to 80% of the rated value due to power conversion losses. For example, my phone has a 5000mah battery and i use the itel star 200 powerbank with a rated capacity of 20000mah but it can only charge my phone about 3 times. That is about 75% of the rated capacity.
PoliticsRe: Owerri Residents Scamper For Safety As Unknown Gunmen Terrorize Akwakuma by Jazzman01: 2:47pm On Jul 09, 2023
Nvestor02:
Sit at home remain the only way to get Nnamdi Kanu out of prison. He did nothing for Government to be punishing him. Self determination is not a sin in everywhere in the world.

If Government refuse to release Nnamdi Kanu, will keep kpaiing our people in south East, we will burn out the whole region.

There won't be any peace in the region, since that is the only language that the government understand.

Biafra must be free, We are Israelites, we fear nobody.
He did nothing? someone that was requesting for guns and instigating violence against the FG ? do you watch his Facebook live videos?

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