KristaPretty:
Women are very easy to work with most of the time.

Very wrong. Most of them are lazy and difficult to control. Also very disrespectful.

BBBricks:
In one of my former workplace a lady walked up to me and asked that she noticed I don't usually talk to women and I replied I am not into them

Then she said that if God had made her a man, that many ladies will have been impregnated.

I said ah ah why now?

And you can corroborate that with what Tiwa Savage said recently.
Many ladies when they see you as a guy and you are cool, it always pains them to the bone. They want a man that has action.

Since they are weak, they are naturally attracted to bold/adventurous and daredevil guys for protection. But not guys that will going about impregnating ladies recklessly like you are insinuating

this topic defiles logic as it is inconceiveable. A boy cannot be admitted into an all girls school. So there is no point talking about it.

at this point, i think peter obi is the best bet. my only fear is that he will divide the country. He will definitely subscribe to IPOB and grant their wish, this maybe towards the tail end of his administration though. Once that happens, Nigeria is gone!

Spirit04:
This ynash that look like signboard is what twitter dawdlers have been hyping? these people are even more useless than I suspected

I dey tell you, the hype is just too much. She is straight, no curves and the ass is flat.

Generalwoodz:

In my house, i.e circle of my siblings, we all know and refer to him as " I will die for my people"

Kenneth Aguda and other villagers which includes the young, old and weak were all held and bound as captives and severely metted full dosage of inhumane treatment.

PETE EDOCHIE is the king.

I can't clearly recall but the short man who was in his prime or so I thought, slowly emerged as if was counting his steps out of the assemble of the villagers who all stood utterly worried and in total fright under the burning sun to hearken to the guttural voice of the bloody excutioner who also doubles as the commander of the warriors.

... The memory is fuzzy this moment but in the movie, the commander wants people to die for sins commited by bunch of unfortunate beings.

These beings in their unsuccessfull bid to escape their confined captivity were recaptured. And that occasioned the event Kenneth Aguda would lead as a frontier and believer plus a fighter who desired to lay down his life for the good of his people...

Thousand plus one hungry, tired and sick human eyes stared at the excutioner as he counted to Ten. At which he would personally make the selection of those to be killed; either by noose or shooting.

The atmosphere around there was hush and silent save for fits of wails from the babies.

EIGHT...

NINE...

..."I WILL DIE FOR PEOPLE!"

All fearful heads curiously turned and inclined to catch a glimpse of who would willingly and freely lay down his sweet life for the sins of others.

A short man emerged. In clear betrayal of the voice which sounded so big and large. And he opened the door for others to follow suit.

hahaha...

The funny scene where he was shot and animatedly touched the spot to confirm if he was really hit, and fell when others had seconds ago fallen and lay still will always usher sweet memories whenever I recall.

Title of this movie?

LoveUdie:
We've been married for two years and have no child. I’m not surprised that we haven’t been able to have a child but what I’m surprised about is my wife’s attitude towards the fact that we don’t have a child.
Yesterday she called me impotent. Some days ago she called me sterile. I warned her, “The next time you call me any other name apart from my name, I will walk out of this mess you call marriage.”

Let me take you back to when we were dating. This girl was very strict when it came to sex. She was the one making the rules. “This month no sex, I don’t want you to be enjoying it every day. We are not married yet.” I won’t fight her about it and she would go ahead and do exactly what she said she would do. Another time she will tell me, “I called you and you didn’t answer. No sex for three weeks.
I didn’t allow those things to bother me. She was a good person. I would have been very wrong to just look at her from that angle and conclude that she wasn’t a wife material. We stayed together for two years before we finally decided to marry.

After marriage, she didn’t stop throwing those rules around. Every new day came with different rules and all of her rules had to do with sex. As I’m writing this, we haven’t had sex for the past three months. What is her reason? She had severe cramps during her menses and according to her, she has never had crumps all her life. She told me, “I spoke to a doctor friend of mine and she said my cramps were due to sex and that if your husband’s joystick is big, it can result in cramps.” I knew she was lying.
I knew she was just looking for another excuse not to have sex. I’m used to that antics so it didn’t bother me.
We are married but we have sex only when she wants and since she doesn’t want sex often, we can go for several weeks without sex. And the annoying part is, she doesn’t want any other style apart from missionary. So, when her goodness comes and she finally opens the way for me to do it, she will tell me, “Just get on with it and leave me alone.

If I kiss her, bue! If I don’t kiss her, bue! “Don’t touch me here. Why are you going side by side, can’t you go straight? Hey…hey…hey, don’t touch my breast, it’s paining me. You’re keeping long, what medicine did you drink?”
She’ll nag throughout the action. Sometimes I don’t even cum. I’ll just get off her and have my peace of mind. It’s been like this for the past two years since we got married. I’m not complaining. Recently, she brought up the topic of childbirth and I told her, “Do you know how many times people have sex before a child can result?

You are here giving me rules and yet want to have a child?” She said, “Alice got married four months ago and she’s pregnant. How many times did they do it? We’ve been doing it for two years and nothing has happened. Go and look for medicine before I give up on you.”
Every marriage has some troubles. She’s my trouble, I understand. What I don’t understand is her attitude towards the problems she herself has caused. I was there one day when she told me, “I spoke to my doctor friend. She said we’ve been having sex unnecessarily that’s why the pregnancy is not coming so we should have sex only when I’m ovulating. From now onwards, you won’t waste your sperms on me. Store them. Grow them. Make them potent so that when you hit one, a child will come. You hear?”

Brothers and sisters, how many times do women ovulate in a month? At least once, right? So why haven’t we had sex for three months? I want an answer so I went to her, “You mean you haven’t ovulated for the past three months?” She said, “I’m tracking it with an app. So far, the app hasn’t said that I’m ovulating.” Eiii! So now it’s an app that’s going to determine when to have sex and when not to?
Dear people of God, that’s my wife for you. No husband will sit and stare while things go wrong in his marriage so I reported the issue to her parents. They called her home and talked to her extensively. Her father called to tell me, “We’ve spoken sense to her. The way I’ve bashed her, I don’t think she’ll come home and do that again.” The day she got home she said, “Shame on you. You ran to my parents and reported me to them? Are you a kid? All because of sex? I thought you are a man. A true man doesn’t need plenty of sex before pregnancy. They hit one, bam! and the child is there.

You want it every day. I can’t.”
Three months. Maybe it sounds very short so let me calculate it into days. I haven’t had sex for over ninety days! I’ve received three salaries without sex, yet she accuses me of not being potent because we haven’t had a child. I’ve reported it to her parents twice and each time, they talk to her. The last time her father told me, “If I have to come and supervise it, I will come there myself. What kind of silly attitude is that?” Even her father is angry on my behalf. At this point, I will be right to take any drastic decision that I want. One day, I will pack her things and send her to her parents. Before she comes back to the marriage, she will sign a bond of good behavior and sign to have sex four times in a week before I will take her back.
A wife doesn’t live her life just to traumatize her husband’s life. Or I should send her packing right away?

She is a typical circumcised Nigerian lady. Circumcision kills their urge/enjoyment of sex. You are not the only one, other married Nigerian men are also going through a similar thing and that is why most Nigerian men have side chicks and some engage in polygamy.

Sending her packing and getting another woman may not solve the problem because a high percentage of our women in Nigeria/Africa have been circumcised. It was just recently that the Federal government put a ban on the barbaric practice. So if you are marrying any lady born from 2005 backwards, their is a high chance that she has been circumcised.

Although you wife's case is on the extreme side, maybe she was given type IV circumcision or she is probably not sexually attracted to you. But the truth is that if you still go ahead and marry another Nigerian woman, you will still not enjoy sex to the fullest with her. That's the predicament we are facing with our women here in Africa all due to Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) Also called female circumcision.

Auskyd:


Guy I'm thoroughly convinced you have a problem .

How much is that Xiaomi phone that you jump on every thread for it like this, ehn?

Tell me whether we fit do something about am and you'd stop jumping from thread to thread like this. Haba

See this stupid Xiaomi marketer, So you had to quote me twice to just to say rubbish. I don't have a problem, it is you that have a problem. Continue marketing your garbage Xiaomi for the peanuts they're paying you. But people are wiser now and not easy to deceive because the fraud of Xiaomi has been exposed. There are too much complains from users and potential buyers have taken note.

Auskyd:


They've corrected you on this SOT calculation but you still no dey hear. Omo na wa for you and coconut head oh.

Ahan. 12hrs SOT, when no be feature phone. Calm down abeg. Really annoying.

Sell your Xiaomi and rest abeg. I dey support you for xiaomi thread before, but you dey over do am abeg.

Guy shut the fûck up. I have proofs of the SOT and I know the difference between SOT and standby time.

Since you have never used a phone with a good battery life before, that is why it is difficult for you to believe. I still repeat it that Xiaomi cannot match infinix, itel or Tecno interms of battery life. It may beat Transsion in other areas but NOT on battery life.

ModCaller:
Left my phone at 97% before sleeping. Woke up this morning with 93%.

As I'm typing this, the battery is 68%.

I have not watched movie or played any music today. All I've been doing is chatting and browsing. Most times, I'm not even using the phone.

In fact, once I press the phone small, 1% will leave the battery is few minutes.

The battery capacity is 5000mah. Even my Itel S15 that has 3000mah doesn't drain this fast.

I just bought this phone in the 3rd week of June.

This is very frustrating. The phone is fully updated.

Guy just forget it. The truth is that Xiaomi phones cannot beat itel, infinix or Tecno interms of battery life. I was getting about 12hrs SOT on my hot 5 of 4000mah before switching to this my current Redmi of 5000mah and this one can barely last for 10hrs SOT. Their MIUI is buggy and not optimized for battery efficiency.

Tecnophone:
6 hours sot and I'm still having 80%. REDMI Note 9s of 2 + years.

Rubbish, you have recharged. The actual value was at around 60% according to the graph.

But 20k for 2yrs is 480K. How come she had over a million in her account ?

Scammerr:
you are stupid for comparing Transsion with almighty Redmi. What are you smoking?

You are a total idiot. Even your name shows that you have nothing reasonable in your brain.

Scammerr:
Redmi 9a of 40k? Shut up.

You must be crazy. So you want me to get their flagships before I can enjoy a lag free phone? Then what makes it different from Transsion? Even their mid rangers like 9T of almost 90K still hangs, infact the phone is a disaster as there are too many complains from its users especially with its deadboot issue.

CheapHomes1:


Guardiola didn't prefer Jesus to kelechi. Kelechi doesn't even come up in the discussion. Pep got Jesus to replace Aguero. The plan was actually to offload Unfortunately for him, Aguero delivered masterclass beyond pep's expectation that he made Gabriel Jesus second fiddle. The guy ended up becoming an apprentice to Aguero

I don't think so.......We saw the best of Aguero during the days of pellegrini and Mancini.....By the time pep arrived, Aguero was already dropping off. It got to a point when pep stopped using him but still did not consider Jesus. Remember he played without a striker 2 seasons ago despite the availability of Jesus. It seems he has some personal issues with him.

callthefred:
To imagine that Guardiola preferred this overrated failure over Kelechi still surprises me. Even at Man City he couldn't make any mark. Arsenal/Arteta and spending wrongly.

Arsenal would do better by focusing of their academy and recruiting young players than these type of guys who come on and easily become liabilities and no sense of loyalty.

You don't know what you are talking about. This guy is miles ahead of kelechi. He is imposing and very adventurous. Doesn't fear any defence or defender, he will bulldoze his way through them. Remember how he disgraced Varane and Ramos at realmadrid back then. Even against a tightly packed Chelsea defence he still scored against them. Gabriel Jesus is a nightmare for any defender.

This guy is exceptionally good. I just don't know why pep doesn't like using him.

aktolly54:
their spirit wake up not the physical body as you know most of their spirit still wondering around till they buried them. If their spirit wake up, they can chose to appear in human form or not in case they want to buy something or owe someone then intend to pay that money before they vanish

Choose to appear in human form? What are you saying? You think it is easy to acquire this physical flesh/body? If it was that easy, why do you think nature/God will have to make us go through the process of having sex and after conception, it takes a whole 9months to acquire a physical form. Oga, it defiles logic. Once you are dead, you can no longer appear in flesh or become visible to the living. Unless you are reincarnated and by then your memory would have been formatted so you won't have any idea if you've existed before or not.

queenemelda:
I am not badmouthing transsion. They make cheap and affordable phones. They make more sales than other phone brands in Nigeria. They can easily be found and their spare parts are always available. But why do transsion phones always hang? And the camera gets bad after a few months. I have even seen a brand new infinix smart 5 and hot 10i hanging. A samsung, pixel, lg, oppo, xiaomi phone can be using the same RAM with a transsion device, but it won't hang. A pixel or samsung with 12mp will take way better photos than a transsion of 64mp. I am just surprised. And its not a matter of mediatek, because samsung and xiaomi use mediatek too. Do the manufacturers do it on purpose or what?

Sharp....i have Xiaomi Redmi 9A and it hangs like mad.

kokomilala:
The Famished Road 2.0

Ben Okri's book by the same title above reminds me of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway every time there is a fatal auto crash. It seems this road is jinxed or it's simply famished and in desperate need of blood to suck.

What is causing the regular crashes on the road? Is it man-made? Are the causes avoidable? Can this ugly trend be arrested? These questions and more should dog concerned and responsible minds as we edge closer to the superstitious ember months.

The road is a long stretch, perhaps the longest in Nigeria without any branch/curl therefore overspeeding is almost unavoidable. The average speed most drivers do on that road is around 100km/h, and you know as speed increases, the probability of accident and fatality also increases.

There was a certain "Truckpusher" moniker. I don't know if it is still active or deactivated.

Is it possible for POS operators to still have access to your account and make withdrawals after you have removed your card and left the place?

I made a withdrawal at a POS center around 2pm. Some hours later I got two messages requesting me to use a certain pin to change my password. The pin in the first message was different from the one in the second.
This is the first time I will be getting such a message. Is the POS agent trying to rob me? See screenshot below.

cc: lalasticlala

Brexxit:
But minimum wage is much higher than then.

Minimum wage in the 80's is not even up to #200 naira,as at today minimum wage is 30k.

And you think the purchasing power of 30K now is up to #200 of then? It is simple mathematics, the worth of money is in its value. The value of our money now has depreciated and it is at an all time low.

Take a look at that list again and let us pick rice for example. The #200 of then would buy about 95 "Congos" of rice while 30K now can only buy roughly 31 "Congos". The price per "congo" today is between 900 to 1000.

Chiraq77:
Omo Person tell me say those ebira people wicked gan

And Na stiill kogi Person talk am.

Yeah, very wicked, hot headed and with a bad temper. Their men are even worse. I have lived with them for more than 10yrs so I know what I am saying. Infact my present neighbor is ebira. She quarrels will her husband almost every day and sometimes, they fight.

I remember those days when I used to pass through Okene. Any little argument with them, they can burn your car and kill you.

donleo92:
but I think some of them are cool. just that they have this dominary attitude that get me scared

They ain't cool except maybe those that lost their partner due to death. Apart from that, about 80% of the rest are hot-headed and uncontrollable, reason why thier previous partner(s) couldn't cope.